Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,635 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,539
I wonder if the post-Christmas upload hiatus has started or if she will continue through January this year.
In normal years, she would do a resolution vlogs on January 1 and she would disappear til February. However, this is not a normal year. Her income has been much lower and she is dealing with someone who does not take her nonsense. Her past girlfriends did not have much income, if any, and had to agree with pretty much what Amber said. Now, Jade works, has an income, and she will not allow Amber to go on holiday for a month. Jade will set the schedule to make sure Amber brings enough income. I expect the 5 days a week schedule to be back after New Years
 
Maybe I'm MATI but that Abbey twat irriates me no end and so do the retards in her comments agreeing with her, it's pretty obvious none of them know who Fatty actually is. I don't know why she'd make this disingenuous, overly dramatic video without spending the time to watch a huge backlog of ALR's content to cover ground. I guess that would be too much effort. Either she's a lazy creator and only wants arselicks and money OR she's seen ALR be a raging cunt and doesn't care because she wants to play the empathic hero. Either way it's embarrassing.

There is not a single decent bone in Hamber's body and this tart is just feeding right into NarcLynn with all the fake positivity and ''support''. Nevermind all the newbies that will float to her dying channel and shower her with love and compliments because the skinny mean girls are being cruel to her.

I wonder what she'd say if she were reviewing all the clips showing ALR tearing into other women's appearance and weight? Or belittling the eating habits of her girlfriend's or friends? The fucking BED shit that she diagnosed herself with as an easy way to deflect criticism is being taken as fact, bloody hell.
 
Maybe I'm MATI but that Abbey twat irriates me no end and so do the retards in her comments agreeing with her, it's pretty obvious none of them know who Fatty actually is. I don't know why she'd make this disingenuous, overly dramatic video without spending the time to watch a huge backlog of ALR's content to cover ground. I guess that would be too much effort. Either she's a lazy creator and only wants arselicks and money OR she's seen ALR be a raging cunt and doesn't care because she wants to play the empathic hero. Either way it's embarrassing.

There is not a single decent bone in Hamber's body and this tart is just feeding right into NarcLynn with all the fake positivity and ''support''. Nevermind all the newbies that will float to her dying channel and shower her with love and compliments because the skinny mean girls are being cruel to her.

I wonder what she'd say if she were reviewing all the clips showing ALR tearing into other women's appearance and weight? Or belittling the eating habits of her girlfriend's or friends? The fucking BED shit that she diagnosed herself with as an easy way to deflect criticism is being taken as fact, bloody hell.
Abbey is fake as hell and has very few opinions of her own. She uses stupid phrases so much, like "let's unpack this", "love that for her", etc. Abbey, as a fellow 30something you sound fucking pathetic. She fence sits so hard, the Amber video was a big waste of time. Never seen someone get paid to talk so much and say so little. Her whole process is watching one or two videos of a random fitness or lifestyle YouTuber and then spouting useless shit about intuitive eating and nutrition. Most people will not die of malnutrition and she acts like not pairing a protein with every snack is a death sentence.

She transcends every time she takes a bite of food, too. She and Amber have that in common, acting like every bite of even the most boring foods is orgasmic.
 
Just looked back to see what Fatty claimed to weigh at the start of this year, btw that's fucking depressing, when you realize you've watched every one of them. I think my resolution for 2022 must be to get out more.
Anyways, on the 7th January she was 526.8 pounds with no scale shown. She decided she was going to be positive with ‘I am going to lose 100 pounds’ and ‘It’s going to happen’.
Sounds like she's bribed Wipey to come back with a new car, so Fatty's excited for her Target visits.
 
Just looked back to see what Fatty claimed to weigh at the start of this year, btw that's fucking depressing, when you realize you've watched every one of them. I think my resolution for 2022 must be to get out more.
Anyways, on the 7th January she was 526.8 pounds with no scale shown. She decided she was going to be positive with ‘I am going to lose 100 pounds’ and ‘It’s going to happen’.
Sounds like she's bribed Wipey to come back with a new car, so Fatty's excited for her Target visits.
So rounding (becuase fuck these decimals) shes lost about 40lbs this year. Which is maybe three pounds a month.. jesus.. tell me you're committing the slowest su.cide possible without saying it.
 
The .01 and other retarded bullshit Hamber pulls means nothing. Let idiots "cry" over it.

No mercy.

Fat fucktard is still fat LAAAAHING fucktard. Go suck one of her massive fupa folds with yer fake sympathetic cryin.

No shit. We have a tard being more retarded than the cow.

Daphuq?

Meh.
 
Awww Amber is all alone for Christmas...
Before she would entice her "friends" with money, and it worked for a long time, but now that option isn't reliable anymore. Views are down = money is down = "friends" have left the building.
Jade has her own income and isn't reliant on Amber as the previous characters

2022 is gonna be a shit show and I can't wait
 
Her besties and Wipey may have had to leave her at Christmas but they'll totally definitely 100% be planning a big surprise for their beloved gorl's birthday to make up for it, right? ...right??
Well, we could understand why she would not be invited for Christmas Eve. She live so far and having Becky drive at night returning her home is not that convenient. We also can understand why she was not invited on Christmas Day to Becky’s family. Who invites your ex especially if she is not very well liked? For her birthday though, they could go to the flat, bringing a cake and flowers during the daytime, stay a couple of hours and call it a day. If they did not, it will show us that Amber has indeed no friends.
 
Well, we could understand why she would not be invited for Christmas Eve. She live so far and having Becky drive at night returning her home is not that convenient. We also can understand why she was not invited on Christmas Day to Becky’s family. Who invites your ex especially if she is not very well liked? For her birthday though, they could go to the flat, bringing a cake and flowers during the daytime, stay a couple of hours and call it a day. If they did not, it will show us that Amber has indeed no friends.
Unless she offers to pay them, I can't see any of them showing up. Her relationships are always transactional.
 
-Less uploads because muh mentals
-Lost 0.8 elbees

There, I saved you 6 minutes of your life
I've ranted enough about those damn decimals, but fuck it's obnoxious. She's a 500 pound land whale, She lost nothing. She probably weighed in the morning instead of afternoon, or had 1 less drink.

Amber feels in her gut and in her heart that she is cancer-free.
Gotta love an arrogant-lynn moment. Just like her intuitive eating, she knows her body y'all!

Awww Amber is all alone for Christmas...
She has tons of new friends and a local gf who is definitely not wipey. They just don't want to be on camera. Or in the same room. Or in the same zip code. But yep, tons of new friends who totally exist!
 
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