Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[My Cat Is Racist]

I like that Fat Amber mentioned not being engaged but completely glossed over the whole reason WHY people were even asking in the first place.

Trollyn returns to try and save the channel.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Did anyone mention Abbey Sharp made a new video about Amber?? idk how to do shit on this site

Dear AmberLynn Reid, I've Watched Your Reaction...It's Time to Talk

Hi everyone, I’m Abbey Sharp and welcome to Abbey’s Kitchen. In today's video we will be picking up where we left off a year ago and checking in on YouTuber ...

www.youtube.com

 

[Sarah Connor]

Apathetic FaxXs recap

 

[dfranki723]

Has the whale been crying again? Her face has that gross red patchy sheen to it.

Nice to see the brown nosers are still skulking around blowing smoke up her mountainous arsehole.
Aha, someone explains in the comments that it's the ''ALGORITHM'' that's fucking with her views. Totally not her being a useless sack of wank.

Face is looking chunkier too, love that for you Hamber.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

She is looking rough. I wonder how long this gash on her arm will take to heal.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

My take on the Q&A

She claims that the scratch on her arm is from the corner of the cupboard door. It does not seem likely. Alternate explanations are that she hit the side of the stand-up desk or hit a utility pole while walking Twinkie. The most likely scenario is that she scratches herself like this.

She claims that she has a lot of symptoms of ADHD but, for some reason, cannot get it diagnosed. I put this on the same column as sleep apnea and any other ailments that she does not want to have diagnosed.

Amber feels in her gut and in her heart that she is cancer-free. Well, I may as well retire and go live on an isolated island if after working in the cancer field for so many years, all it takes to know you are cancer-free is to trust your gut or your heart.

She does not want to show her walking Twinkie because she gets “a little bit” out of breath.

She is not engaged. I am stunned. She said nothing about Jade. Pure trolling.



As of this post, 10 am her time:

This Q&A has 20k views after 13 hours. Apathetic faxX has 34k views in 10 hours.

For the last video, Amber has 40k views after 1 day, and Apathetic faxX has 72k views.

Amber has 974,619K views in the last 30 days, still less than 1 million views.

 

[Owlflaps]

My take on the Q&A

She claims that the scratch on her arm is from the corner of the cupboard door. It does not seem likely. Alternate explanations are that she hit the side of the stand-up desk or hit a utility pole while walking Twinkie. The most likely scenario is that she scratches herself like this.

Maybe Wipey got all "dom" with her fat sub and that's why Amber has a scratch.

She claims that she has a lot of symptoms of ADHD but, for some reason, cannot get it diagnosed. I put this on the same column as sleep apnea and any other ailments that she does not want to have diagnosed.

Amber feels in her gut and in her heart that she is cancer-free. Well, I may as well retire and go live on an isolated island if after working in the cancer field for so many years, all it takes to know you are cancer-free is to trust your gut or your heart.

She doesn't want to get it diagnosed because she knows in her heart of hearts that it's just bullshit. Leave it to a girl who bled out of her cooch two years straight to know that she's cancer free!

She does not want to show her walking Twinkie because she gets “a little bit” out of breath.

She doesn't want to show Twinkie walking because she's a slovenly 489.9+ behemoth that can't walk more than ten minutes.

She is not engaged. I am stunned. She said nothing about Jade. Pure trolling.

Maybe Wipey did finally fuck off. I don't care anymore.

As of this post, 10 am her time:

This Q&A has 20k views after 13 hours. Apathetic faxX has 34k views in 10 hours.

For the last video, Amber has 40k views after 1 day, and Apathetic faxX has 72k views.

Amber has 974,619K views in the last 30 days, still less than 1 million views.

Lol. It's bad enough when you're boring, it's worse when the person you tried to cancel is thriving.

 

[Constellationzero]

Her pride may not allow her and give me clocks if already mentioned a million times but she would really benefit from a rollator walker. Check the mail everyday. Touch some grass.

I know I'm an optimistic fag.

* Aerate the layyyygs and feeeeetz
* Free all natural organic weight training
* Smell some fresh air instead of boxed farts and frumunda cheese

But a rollator might help her ambulate enough to lose weight. Which puts Hambone at GRAVE RISK of the following:

* Wiping her own ass
* Needing to shower with soap and hot water every day instead of once quarterly at the self-serve car warsh
* Losing enough weight to walk her own dog and shave dem layyygs
* Get a job
* Keep the job
* Rope the next Dunsity-style SPED Spud
* Start the cycle anew

 

[dfranki723]

Leave it to a girl who bled out of her cooch two years straight to know that she's cancer free!

Even with this, she was lying about that story at some point because throughout the duration of those two years she would randomly announce she'd started her period.

She probably bled more than usual but every day for two years? Nah. Fatty certainly wouldn't have known she'd ''started'' her period if she was indeed bleeding everyday without fail.
Not that it matters.
Her body is fucked and she's a lazy cunt.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Even with this, she was lying about that story at some point because throughout the duration of those two years she would randomly announce she'd started her period.

She probably bled more than usual but every day for two years? Nah. Fatty certainly wouldn't have known she'd ''started'' her period if she was indeed bleeding everyday without fail.
Not that it matters.
Her body is fucked and she's a lazy cunt.

I'm gonna agree with you there because I also don't believe it either. I did see the free bleeding pictures and they are gnarly. Any menstruating woman with half a brain would notice that shit isn't normal eventually. Amber is careless enough to not address it in a timely manner but given that she'll run to the ER over a fever, I don't think it was every day for a year.

 

[New & Improved Username]

A full 20 ounce bottle of water weighs about 1.303968 pounds.

You don't even need to shit to lose .8 lbs. Her clothes are so much material, a shirt might weigh that much. I noticed that in a recent Glitter and Lasers haul, the package was enormous for relatively few articles of clothing because it takes like 5 yards of fabric to cover her.

 

[FickleFuck]

She can trust her heart and gunt to the grave. Cancer doesn't work that way and fatty is gonna find that out the hard way. Hope it's SO GOOD for her. Fucking moron.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Was watching compilations last night and I've got to say that I've got a newfound respect for carpenters. The mere fact that this fatass isn't collapsing beds, couches, floors, old bridges, etc aren't collapsing when she graces them with her presence is absolutely amazing

 

[dfranki723]

Was watching compilations last night

I was doing the same and happened upon the clip where someone asked her where she was during 9/11 and she immediately, without any hesitation, played the victim and declared she was being force fed at a group home.

Someone asks you about 9/11 and your first thought it to tell a ''sad'' (most likely completely bullshit) story about yourself.
What an empathic KuhWeen. She can't even attempt to hide the narcissism.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

I was doing the same and happened upon the clip where someone asked her where she was during 9/11 and she immediately, without any hesitation, played the victim and declared she was being force fed at a group home.

Someone asks you about 9/11 and your first thought it to tell a ''sad'' (most likely completely bullshit) story about yourself.
What an empathic KuhWeen. She can't even attempt to hide the narcissism.

Let us not forget the true and honest tragedy of 9/11. Of all the lives ended by Al Qaeda, none compared to how they ended Amberlynn's. If it weren't for them forcefully stuffing her gullet at the terror camp known as "Golden Coral", If it weren't for that, she would have grown up to be a reasonable and healthy woman. In addition, the devastation caused to millions by being exposed to her videos has done more that flying planes into buildings ever could. I now understand why we invaded Iraq

 

[Turd Fergusson]

After one day, Amber’s latest video garnered 34k views while Apathetic faxX has 65k views.

What will Amber do on Christmas day?

1. Badger Jade on Facetime to come back early from NYC because of her mental.

2. Badger Becky to drive her to the ER for an ailment totally not related to her weight.

3. Eat impressive amount of food because it is Christmas.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Do you remember last Christmas, my fellow Kiwis? A newly engaged lesbean couple, exchanging gifts of tacky earrings and the first results for “gay pride merch” on Amazon. Our empath even cried when she gave Becky a blanket with her ex girlfriend on it!
I wonder how Amberlynn’s Christmas was this year. No 25 days of tacky earrings, no vlogmas attempts, no friends over to play shitty card games.
Alone. Perhaps Jade Francis was there, but she probably fucked off to be with her other girlfriends family. Maybe Jade had her other girlfriend over at The Henry. Polycule moment!
Her channel is going downhill and the velocity is increasing. Unstoppable force versus immovable object situation type deal. I wonder what it’s going to look like a year from now.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I wonder if the post-Christmas upload hiatus has started or if she will continue through January this year.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

I wonder if the post-Christmas upload hiatus has started or if she will continue through January this year.

Please. There’s no way she’ll miss birthday shelfass pats.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Did anyone mention Abbey Sharp made a new video about Amber?? idk how to do shit on this site

Dear AmberLynn Reid, I've Watched Your Reaction...It's Time to Talk

Hi everyone, I’m Abbey Sharp and welcome to Abbey’s Kitchen. In today's video we will be picking up where we left off a year ago and checking in on YouTuber ...

www.youtube.com

Save the time, farmers: it's the same bullshit as last time, except Abby nodding along about the booleeen and "fatphobia" Big Al endures. Although I'm impressed by her ability to do a better fake cry when watching Big Al's react to her previous vid versus Big Al attempting to fake cry and just looking as uf she's monstrously constipated. There's a legit LOl in the first fwq minutes, though: when she cuts to Big Al reacting and then back to herself, sniffling, she says "It's so hard to watch", followed by a cut, then wiping her eyes, I was thinking that all she needed was to say "This is so raw, y'all, FUCK!"

Otherwise: same shit.

My take on the Q&A

She claims that the scratch on her arm is from the corner of the cupboard door. It does not seem likely. Alternate explanations are that she hit the side of the stand-up desk or hit a utility pole while walking Twinkie. The most likely scenario is that she scratches herself like this.

Or one of the cats told her to fuck off.

She claims that she has a lot of symptoms of ADHD but, for some reason, cannot get it diagnosed. I put this on the same column as sleep apnea and any other ailments that she does not want to have diagnosed.

She doesn't have ADHD, OCD, or OCPD, etc. Like all the rest of her acronym salads, she watched some YTer who said they have it, and magically transferred that to herself, as usual.

Amber feels in her gut and in her heart that she is cancer-free. Well, I may as well retire and go live on an isolated island if after working in the cancer field for so many years, all it takes to know you are cancer-free is to trust your gut or your heart.

Excuse you, shitlord, Big Al has done her research, and obviously knows more than the entirety of medical science.

She does not want to show her walking Twinkie because she gets “a little bit” out of breath.

I was told quite emphatically she can walk to the mailbox 10 times and be "just fine". Oh, wait, that was said by Big Al herself, so obviously a lie. (Cued)

Hilariously, this is the same video where Big Al blames Becky for not allowing her to travel. It's also the one where she's being extra salty that people were talking way more to Becky, were much more interested in what Becky's plans were, and she vey snottily told people this was her channel and not Becky's