Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

Faxx got up to 35k and ambers is still than 20k, this is so fun to watch

It is now 23k to 45k for faxX. This is interesting. Almost double. I think by trying to strike her, she actually publicized her channel and people rather watch her than Amber’s.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

"That brings my total weight loss to 82 lbs"

How on earth does she come up with this shit? Does she add up every .8 she has lost over the years and subtracts the gain to make it seem like that's sustained weight loss? Or did I miss something and she actually has lost 82 lbs properly?

Fucking fat moron.

Yeah so,, this took me a long time to figure out, but your gorl is measuring from "Her Highest" ever weight of 572.4. Who knows how long ago that even was or if thats a true top end. If Amber started a new routine today she wouldnt enter the weight on the scale from this morning, shed use this magic 572. Wonder why she gets ungodly points on WW? THere it is...

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

"That brings my total weight loss to 82 lbs"

How on earth does she come up with this shit? Does she add up every .8 she has lost over the years and subtracts the gain to make it seem like that's sustained weight loss? Or did I miss something and she actually has lost 82 lbs properly?

Fucking fat moron.

Not only that but she will count the weight she lost, gains back, and then loses again twice. For example, is she loses 5 pounds, and then gains it back a few weeks later, and then loses it again the next week, she counts that as 10 pounds lost and not 5 pounds.

This whole point whatever is so stupid. We stop weighing babies by ounces when they are around 24 months for a reason. At 600 or even 500 pounds a loss of point anything is nothing. It's probably not even fluctuation at that size.

I didn't watch the video because too boring but apparently she set herself another goal to lose 20 pounds the next month. That is 5 pounds a week, she hasn't lost 5 pounds in the last three months, how does she think she can lose 5 pounds in a week? Jade is gone for the holidays, we already know what she is going to spend her time alone doing. Eating, everything and anything. I would love to see the mental gymnastics she does in her little brain to come up with the stuff she comes up with.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

so,, this took me a long time to figure out, but your gorl is measuring from "Her Highest" ever weight of 572.4.

That's the only perverse logic she can attempt to justify a hunnit LBees.

She's been over 500 forever, but she'll claim she lost a hunnit if she magically drops another 17? Yeah, keep telling yourself that. It's unlikely she's dropped a total of 10 this cycle. which is what she should use as her benchmark instead of "my highest ever glom weight."

Nothing but mental gymnastics from our dainty princess.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Not only that but she will count the weight she lost, gains back, and then loses again twice. For example, is she loses 5 pounds, and then gains it back a few weeks later, and then loses it again the next week, she counts that as 10 pounds lost and not 5 pounds.

This whole point whatever is so stupid. We stop weighing babies by ounces when they are around 24 months for a reason. At 600 or even 500 pounds a loss of point anything is nothing. It's probably not even fluctuation at that size.

I didn't watch the video because too boring but apparently she set herself another goal to lose 20 pounds the next month. That is 5 pounds a week, she hasn't lost 5 pounds in the last three months, how does she think she can lose 5 pounds in a week? Jade is gone for the holidays, we already know what she is going to spend her time alone doing. Eating, everything and anything. I would love to see the mental gymnastics she does in her little brain to come up with the stuff she comes up with.

Christ. That's like adding up the pay cheque for every month of every job you have had and then claiming you have made a million.

Oh wait, she did that once too.

Absolutely no hope to lose 5 lbs in that time. That's the weight of a 2012 Macbook Pro, for those who want perspective.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

After 14 hours, Amber has 25k views and Apathetic faxX has 49k views. To make it worst, Amber has 198k subscribers, so most of them do not watch her anymore. Apathetic faxX has only 35.7k subscribers, so many people viewing her vlogs are not subscribers.

Yeah so,, this took me a long time to figure out, but your gorl is measuring from "Her Highest" ever weight of 572.4. Who knows how long ago that even was or if thats a true top end. If Amber started a new routine today she wouldnt enter the weight on the scale from this morning, shed use this magic 572.

She said that she wants to be down to 350 pounds by the end of 2022.

Using this calculator, https://www.niddk.nih.gov/bwp

I calculated what she needs to do to lose this weight. (490 to 350, in 373 days, activities at 12%).

In order to maintain her current weight, she should eat: 4,070 calories/day
To reach her goal of 350 lbs in 373 days, she should eat: 1,888 calories/day
To maintain her goal of 350 lbs, she should eat: 3,471 calories/day

This means that she is still eating over 4,000 calories per day, far more than she leads us to believe. It also means that she is not going to be able to reach 350 pounds in a year by doing what she is doing presently.

The only way that she would reach that goal is to have bariatric surgery sometime next year.

 

[Skorpio Gal]

"Cyclelynn Reid."

I read that and imagined her on a bicycle, pedaling away, getting exercise, with Twinkie jogging along beside her.

 

[Owlflaps]

I read that and imagined her on a bicycle, pedaling away, getting exercise, with Twinkie jogging along beside her.

The only set of wheels she rides is the scooty puff at the local Walmart.

 

[8008135]

The only set of wheels she rides is the scooty puff at the local Walmart.

I don't even think she does that anymore.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

I read that and imagined her on a bicycle, pedaling away, getting exercise, with Twinkie jogging along beside her.

The only set of wheels she rides is the scooty puff at the local Walmart.

Her pride may not allow her and give me clocks if already mentioned a million times but she would really benefit from a rollator walker. Check the mail everyday. Touch some grass.

I know I'm an optimistic fag.

 

[Gergg]

If she did lose a pound, it was probably just one of her 40 cell phones falling out from between her rolls. She did lose one of her phones back when Jade " the asswipe" moved in.

 

[dacwcman68]

>Amber drops her weight to 489.9999 lbs
>WOOO I'M OUT OF THE 490s GUISE
This is genuinely the most delusional fatty on this entire website and nobody can convince me otherwise.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

If she did lose a pound, it was probably just one of her 40 cell phones falling out from between her rolls. She did lose one of her phones back when Jade " the asswipe" moved in.

<snicker>

That made me laugh and then my sick mind immediately shifted to if Becky really wanted views, she should vlog "Spelunking in Hamber's Folds." Gawd only knows I'd watch it like Alien Autopsy.

Fuck the moss rocks and crayons, Thumby. Go for the Gold!

"What have we found here? Oh my, it's an orange chicken nugget from three years ago!"

Then, she eats it.

Merry Christmas!

 

[D_Tractor]

Her pride may not allow her and give me clocks if already mentioned a million times but she would really benefit from a rollator walker. Check the mail everyday. Touch some grass.

I know I'm an optimistic fag.

She can walk just fine and does not need a scootypuff or a walker. She's just lazy.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

She can walk just fine and does not need a scootypuff or a walker. She's just lazy.

It's not her fault she always wears the wrong shoes.

 

[Scrumption]

She can walk just fine and does not need a scootypuff or a walker. She's just lazy.

False. Amberlynn has trouble walking because her feet are too smooth and slip on the floor. Do your research.

 

[ADHD]

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[Insulin reid]

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*throws away food instead of eating leftovers*
*does a vibe check and declares herself cancer free*
*no actual engagement uwu*
*covid is worse now but ugh target tho*
*changes schedule again for the millionth time*
*chicken nugget question*


Fuck shes desperate for money. All the usual bullshit but nobody cares anymore.... The only person who is going to be genuinely happy about fingerlynn in target is sinatra.

 

[FickleFuck]

Imma go ahead and wait for that Fax Machine to upload their version of her crap content so those higher views get under Hammy's blubber more.

 

[Pearlxx]

Did anyone mention Abbey Sharp made a new video about Amber?? idk how to do shit on this site

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