Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[germanjew]

How long before this actually happens?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

So ALR being upset about Destiny & Dana is generally the consensus I am seeing all over but I can’t tell if it’s facetious or not. Or maybe just wishful thinking? Am I the only one that got the impression she’s actually over Destiny? As much as I wish she weren’t for my own amusement… In her last few post-Becky breakup videos she was shading Destiny pretty hard with offhand dismissive remarks that were unprovoked and seemed to come from a place of disdain and an air of superiority. She also said they weren’t really speaking anymore.

The question is not if Amber would take back Destiny but instead if Destiny would go back to Amber. We all know that Destiny is a simpleton but she has an history with Amber and knows how she treats her girlfriends. With Amber’s income down, there is less financial incentive to do so. When Amber was with her, She was far more active and do things. Now, Amber lives like a disabled OAP who does not do much outside the flat. There is very little that would entice Destiny to go back to Amber.

Jade is basically her roommate who pays half the rent and lives in the master bedroom. Amber would have to kick her out.

After 19 hours, Amber’s video has 26k views while Bottle has 31k views but AF has not yet uploaded. Clearly, people are viewing Amber’s videos through reaction channels. Amber’s monthly views are between 800k and 900k views. At those levels, Amber probably gross about $2,000 a month after the 45% YT cut. She is still spending like a drunken sailor.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

So ALR being upset about Destiny & Dana is generally the consensus I am seeing all over but I can’t tell if it’s facetious or not. Or maybe just wishful thinking? Am I the only one that got the impression she’s actually over Destiny? As much as I wish she weren’t for my own amusement… In her last few post-Becky breakup videos she was shading Destiny pretty hard with offhand dismissive remarks that were unprovoked and seemed to come from a place of disdain and an air of superiority. She also said they weren’t really speaking anymore.

I got the impression that ALR was actually feeling herself so hard because she had Wifey now. And that she was genuinely over Dusty and feels like she is better than all her exes because she bagged someone “attractive” and that they’re all losers in comparison. I sincerely think it made her reflect and wonder why she was ever into Destiny in the first place because she’s now with a functioning, somewhat fit, somewhat attractive, socially acceptable normal person. Which makes the exes look gross and handicapped by comparison. As an aside, we all know Jade is probably enormously problematic but think about how ALR’s self-obsessed mind actually works. She brought her in while Becky was still there and went from weepy and bitterly sad to giggly and giddy about Wifey which I feel came from a place of just feeling like she ‘won’ because even Becky was able to say her new gf is good looking. I also think she was absolutely high on the adrenaline of potentially rubbing it into her viewer’s faces that she could score like this before realizing she couldn’t actually manipulate and pressure Jade into getting on camera. And for a beanbag, getting someone good looking (or shit, even just someone that doesn’t have mental disability or diabetes) is quite an achievement. I honestly don’t think she can fathom lowering her new standards back down to a sped like Destiny now. It’s like she thinks she leveled up.

if you think for one second big al would not take dusty back in a heartbeat, you should stop posting on here

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

Right on cue, trying to stir up any attempts at "relevancy" and make Density's shit about herself as she begs for engagement.

"Wifey who" - you know Jade already approved of this manipulation tactic.

 

[ADHD]

Right on cue, trying to stir up any attempts at "relevancy" and make Density's shit about herself as she begs for engagement.

"Wifey who" - you know Jade already approved of this manipulation tactic.

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These clickbait attempts are getting more and more pathetically obvious.

EDIT: lol

 

[dollastoho]

I honestly don’t think she can fathom lowering her new standards back down to a sped like Destiny now. It’s like she thinks she leveled up.

Sped ranks higher than nig actually. Bonus points when this rule is applied to white trash and/or Kentucky.

if you think for one second big al would not take dusty back in a heartbeat, you should stop posting on here

Truth so poetic that even my cold heart warmed for a bit.

Seriously OP this is basic Amberverse 101 knowledge, and we are in the gifted and talented class here.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Jan 6 - 495.0
Jan 7 - 496.4
Jan 8 - 496.2
Jan 9 - 498.4
Jan 10 - 496.2

She tried her usual excuses (sad, Chinese food, sad, food), but she is maintaining.

Well now we know when Amber took a shit

 

[Scrumption]

Right on cue, trying to stir up any attempts at "relevancy" and make Density's shit about herself as she begs for engagement.

"Wifey who" - you know Jade already approved of this manipulation tactic.

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Hi Jade, since it is obvious you frequent here.
This doesn't come off as you intended it. Instead of stirring up attention for views, you are depicting Amberlynn as the narc we know her to be. Destiny is going through a breakup from a long-term relationship and you have Amber over here cracking jokes and making it all about herself, very classy. I hope this is the last straw for Density so that she spills some details on that shelf-ass, though I doubt she has the backbone to do so.

 

[dfranki723]

God Hamber, you tacky fat whore.
Imagine thinking it's cute and quirky to make jokes about not only an exes break-up but specifically the ex you admitted to being in love with for years despite being in a new relationship.

Dusty and Fridge can get fucked but this truly shows Fatty for who she is. EmpathLynn swooping in to show Haydurz what a big heart she has. I still genuinely believe she has no real emotion unless it's for herself.
As if Dusty would return to snuffling Amber's crusty minge, she fucking WISHES.

It has to burn to know that something like Destiny, of all people, is out of her league.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I was thinking the reason she was 'big sad' as opposed to her usual sad gurl shit, is becuase of beckys snipe / selling the ring. She got called out fucking publicly by the spineless cuck thats becky and as a narc that shit was to much.

Add her trying to slide into the tards dms and finding herself blocked or flat out rejected was TO MUCH MAN.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Goddamn, that is incredibly tacky even for Amber's standards, imagine doing that with your partner in your vicinity and all for attention. It shows how much you care for your partner but we already knew that.,

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

And yet again, drama feeds the fat beast.

Not surprised here.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

God Hamber, you tacky fat whore.

The cash was never enough to keep Dustin around - she quickly figured out that she could get the bills paid by just sending Amber a text here and there. And unlike Becky, Dustin has no problem getting a job and being an actual functioning member of society. Amber has nothing to offer her.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

if you think for one second big al would not take dusty back in a heartbeat, you should stop posting on here

Are you lost? This isn’t Reddit.

Seriously OP this is basic Amberverse 101 knowledge, and we are in the gifted and talented class here.

It was basic Amberverse knowledge. We all know Destiny was her biggest loss in life for the entirety of the Becky era and she was simping for her hard. I’m saying I think recently, since she met Wifey, there has been a shift in gears for her. Much like how she was all devastated and woe is me about Becky and then suddenly did a 180. Just an adrenaline rush. She had been really unkind about Destiny lately in a way that she hasn’t been before when she’s denied being still in love with her. Whatever r

But I get it, it’s not an opinion that’s welcome here.

I will say though that I hadn’t considered the “sped is higher than nig” in the pecking order concept though. So I admit that is a wrinkle in my theory as I’m sure ALR would be more comfortable in the loving embrace of a white hillbilly sped than this overachieving and culturally unfamiliar chick who is making her feel uneasy about binging on the regular.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

But I get it, it’s not an opinion that’s welcome here.

No, it's spot on.

No one can deny Fat's infatuation with the sped boy.

"I made you cum!"

Words never heard with The Thumb or Wipey.

The heart beats faster for that which you cannot have.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Do you reckon Wifey gonna smack her bitch across the face for that Destiny post?
C'mon Jade, keep your woman in line. You gonna let her embarrass you like that?

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Goddamn, that is incredibly tacky even for Amber's standards, imagine doing that with your partner in your vicinity and all for attention. It shows how much you care for your partner but we already knew that.,

I 100% garauntee you Jade did this.
She reads the farms and has been seeing the reaction to Density being single again. She knows what she's doing.

She also knows people will assume Fat Amber posted it because this tacky, drama inducing shit is exactly what she lives for.

edit: can't spell

 

[giga melt]

I will say though that I hadn’t considered the “sped is higher than nig” in the pecking order concept though. So I admit that is a wrinkle in my theory as I’m sure ALR would be more comfortable in the loving embrace of a white hillbilly sped than this overachieving and culturally unfamiliar chick who is making her feel uneasy about binging on the regular.

this is exactly it. amber will never be comfortable because shes not a blackie. she likes the attention it brings, because she can't live without being in a relationship, but she would go back to her chad lover like she's the cheesecake factory

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Right on cue, trying to stir up any attempts at "relevancy" and make Density's shit about herself as she begs for engagement.

"Wifey who" - you know Jade already approved of this manipulation tactic.

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WTG, Jade, proving that Big Al's claim of "breaking up" with you was just another big, fat lie. And you outed Big Al on it. Not that anyone with a couple of brain cells to rub together didn't know this, but it's nice to have yet another confirmed lie pinned on this narcissistic twat.

You can't make this shit up. Big Al and Jade deserve one another: tacky, broke ass, ghetto trash people, who between them cannot come up with anything to get Big Al's fat fucking ass back up on the YT horse, because Big Al has the attractiveness of a feral, rabies-stricken armadillo and Jade is only marginally better than the unimaginative sped Big Al would get back with in a heartbeat of her enlarged, orange-chicken clogged heart if she could. What a fucking loser duo.

 

[Xenomorph]

Dusty just gets em nice and fat and immobile then dips lmao