Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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FatalTater said:
Amber wanted to live in the city, Becky wouldn't leave Kentucky. I think they tried compromising by moving to Lexington, not realizing (or ignoring) that the culture is completely different there from the part of Kentucky that Becky likes.

I still have a suspicion that Jade is just a home health care worker. Maybe not officially but as a matter of course.
My family has employed people before and gotten friendly enough with them to hug and give Christmas gifts, albeit smaller than what Amber claims to have done.
I also knew a guy that didn't want to admit he needed a social worker checking on him, so he implied on social media that she was his girlfriend. (No one believed his story because too many friends of his lived nearby and knew who she was. Small towns are fun.)

We have no evidence that this is a romantic relationship except from things LiarLynn has said.
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I said some thing like this before; Jade is some how employed by Hamber. I don't think it's a full blown home health care worker. I think it's more like bring in food stuffs etc, and bring twinkie to the vet. Things like that. <Unless Jade has a medical background, fuck if I know.>

Though why she'd be involved in youtube video editing is beyond me; unless she's purposely trying to destroy Amber to force her to get healthier. Where is a Field Agent to report in? I find it hard to believe locals wouldn't have some sort of idea what is going on.

But her timing of when she left for holidays, and not appearing on videos etc? Really does lend credit to the idea she's just a homecare giver. She took vacation time from an agency to see her family seems legit.
 
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TwinkieBooBoo said:
This picture was on the Reddit. Interesting perspective. Make of it what you will.
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Gravity, age, and generally bad health are catching up to her. Can't wait until her hair, which she lurves shtoooo much, starts falling out. Her fupa started moving down two years ago, and her shelf ass is following suit. I wonder if she'll wind up with butt wings like whatsherface on MSHPL. Potential for riveting content!
 
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I have to say, her age has hit her suddenly and harshly.

In certain lighting you can see the skin on her face is no longer smooth and lifted (it was always filthy and yellow but the difference is still there) and now you can clearly see the fucking shocking wrinkles on her forehead. The skin on both her face and neck are beginning to sag drastically.

We all knew she'd aged like shit but it's such a sudden and noticeable shift in appearance. She truly looks haggard. Yet she still wants us to believe her health is improving.

Maybe now arselickers will stop telling her she'd be ''beautiful'' if she was thin. Not with a face like that Hambo.
 
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Just what fatty needs, candy. She spent $17.30 for 16 mini KitKats. The description: TONOSAMA Select Random Flavor Example : Chocolate, Black Chocolate, Pancake, Raspberry, Matcha(Green tea), Sweet Potato, Hazelnut, Rum Raisin, Shinshu Apple, Uji Matcha, Wasabi, Kyoto Hojicha(Japanese tea), Kankitsu (Citrus), Yokohama Strawberry Cheese, Cake Azuki (Bean), Purple Yam, Japanese sake, Kumamoto tea
 
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Amber tasting things is top 5 most annoying content. The squeals, the wide eyes/cross eyes, the little munching thing she does with her mouth, smacking, calling everything she tries "she," not knowing how to pronounce any words even simple ones like milk, just peak obnoxious. Jade, you're fired, hang it up. We've seen this re-run 400 times and it's Get The Pitchforks kinda shit. Do better.
 
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Clown Baby said:
Amber tasting things is top 5 most annoying content. The squeals, the wide eyes/cross eyes, the little munching thing she does with her mouth, smacking, calling everything she tries "she," not knowing how to pronounce any words even simple ones like milk, just peak obnoxious. Jade, you're fired, hang it up. We've seen this re-run 400 times and it's Get The Pitchforks kinda shit. Do better.
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This is why i'm not watching this video. It's the same as the cricket eating.
99% squeeling, lip smacking, looking disgusted, dancing when it tastes good and a hell of a lot of "she", "gorl", what?!" and other bullshit.

Fat Amber, your views are tanking and I love that for you. LOVE THAT!
 
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Clown Baby said:
Amber tasting things is top 5 most annoying content. The squeals, the wide eyes/cross eyes, the little munching thing she does with her mouth, smacking, calling everything she tries "she," not knowing how to pronounce any words even simple ones like milk, just peak obnoxious. Jade, you're fired, hang it up. We've seen this re-run 400 times and it's Get The Pitchforks kinda shit. Do better.
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Top hat time, "taste test" is right up there with situation type deal hootenberry you guys have to realise molment on the list of Amberisms that give me the fucking rage.
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
This stupid dum-dum. Why not use your phone to translate the wrapper or google the flavors? The Save The Blue Ocean flavor is Japanese Sea Salt BTW. There googled it for you, took all of two seconds.
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Imagine hamber ever using technology for anything other than ordering more garbage food to stuff down her maw or accumulating more plastic chink shit to add to her horde. lol
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Gravity, age, and generally bad health are catching up to her. Can't wait until her hair, which she lurves shtoooo much, starts falling out. Her fupa started moving down two years ago, and her shelf ass is following suit. I wonder if she'll wind up with butt wings like whatsherface on MSHPL. Potential for riveting content!
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I can't wrap my mind around what she will look like at Chantal's age
 
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