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Whatever comes in extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra large.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Whatever comes in extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra large.
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more 'cute' underwear? i wonder which pair is gonna be the next lucky winner for the following weeks. crunchy undie moment 
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She has such a shitty fashion sense, tacky all around.
Did she just roll out of bed to record this? At least redo the damn poop bun to make it neater, style it like a messy bun, not literal bedhead
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I think this is genuinely the singular most boring video our gorl has ever put out. Congrats I guess
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The toilet plunger shirt is my fave.
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Well, Fatty brought her tents from Omar for people to look at, for some goddamned reason. I guess we know our part in this.
Hate the intro. But I've hated all her intros, so this is nothing new.
WTF is going on with the right side of her neck here? You need to go to a fucking doctor, Big Al.
Greasy poop bun still in place, and she yammers about it being a wreck, blah blah. Either take a shower and wash your nasty ass hair or stop talking about it. Oh, FFS. Says she was in a deep depression in 2019, wouldn't take care of her hair, lost a lot of hair when she would brush it, etc. Yes, we know all about your thinning hair, Part of the territory when you're a fat fuck. Look at Chantal's hairline. That's where you're heading.
Two fucking minutes about her hair. Move along, Big Al.
Torrid tents.
Black dress. Size 4. As usual, she is too close to the camera for us to see anything but a gigantic piece of cloth.
Red underwear, with hearts. size 6. Because it's almost Valentine's. Since she'll probably be one and done (or a zero and done) with these underwear, what will she do when it's time to clear out old crap she never/barely wore to make space for new crap she will never/barely wear? Give them to Dana? Will Dana wear used underwear, do you think? Makes a stupid joke about OnlyFans. Watch it, Big Al. That might be your last resort, the way your channel is tanking.
More red underwear, silk, lace. Size 6. A midget could use these pairs of underwear as the skin on a small teepee
Black pair of underwear that look like boxers (the "gf" probably wears boxers), TORRID on the waistband. Size 6. Generic, functional. Not that I believe Big Al wears underwear much of the time. I imagine it's exhausting getting dressed when you're 600 pounds and have T Rex arms. Talks about them being "super cute" and says there's something about plain boxers with the brand on them. This ain't Calvin Klein or Dolce & Gabbana, Big Al. Ain't nobody seeing the waist of those undies if you ever wear them.
Dress with multicolored lips pattern on top, black on bottom. Size 4. Once again talks about the material and she doesn't know if it will fit her. First (spoiler): No, it won't. Second: WTF do you to this day not know which fabrics fit you (sort of) and which you have major issues with? You've probably spent well over ten thousand dollars on Torrid clothes by now, and you continue to piss away money by insisting on buying shit that doesn't fit you, and instead of returning it like a normal person, you stuff things that don't fit into the closet, saying they'll fit you when you lose weight. You are never going to lose weight. You could just get a little cash bundle together and light it on fire to get the same effect.
Gigantic piece of cloth again. Sweater, with multcolor lips on it. It's a cardigan "moment". No, it is not a moment. It's a fucking sweater. Size 6, because she wants them, "as big as possible". Too bad you don't apply the same standard toward the other garments. They might atually fit.
Another goddamn sweater. "Look how kyute - again!". Heart shaped red lollipops all over it. She claims to be excited over it. I guess that's possible, since you do nothing at all with the rest of your day to get excited. Know what gets endorphins going? Exercise. Says she gets "a lot of people" asking her why she buys clothes on her "weight loss journey", won't they be too small, and the same people say the clothes she buys are too small. WTF? Are you implying that these are somehow contradictory? They're not. People are telling you to stop buying clothes that are too fucking small, genius. "Well, if that's the case, then I'm going to be losing weight to fit into them." Yes, we can see just how that whole fitting into smaller sized clothes is going on your "weight loss journey" during which you've gained 250 or more pounds. Goddamn, you'e an idiot.
Shirt, black. Size 6. "As you guys know, I have been wearing shirts as well as dresses..." You wear dresses as shirts, don't act like it's otherwise. Claims that with the weight she's been losing, she'll be wearing shirts as often as dresses - a "non-scale victory" that she loves. Do you ever listen to yourself? That is not a "non-scale victory", dumbass, if the only way you can fit into them is due to weight loss. That is not happening. Flaps another giant piece of fabric at the camera, says, "I did get me a shirt." GrammarLynn. So proud that she's "the kind of person who uses correct grammar, even if it's just in a text". Says she could never have too much clothing that's blocks with lace.
Underwear, black, with lace.
Dress that looks like a giant blood clot. Says she prefers this design of black dots when the cloth is a "tannish brown" instead of this red. So you want something that looks like a dog ate a tub of raisins and then shit them out. Got it.
Yet another pair of underwear. Red-violet, with hearts, lace.
Another piece of jewelry. Why not. It isn't like you couldn't use yet anther thing that you'll stuff in a drawer and forget about until you do the next excavation of your hoard. Silver. She loves "the simplicity of it." Says she is not really wearing chunky earrings any more, it's not her thing. Guess that tells Becky what she thinks of all those tacky, chunky earrings she claimed to love during that insipid 25 days of earrings in her last vlogmas. Says she is giving a "lot of earrings to my family." To whom, exactly? Your brothers? Your mother, the only other female in your family? Claims to have sent her mom 250 pairs of earrings. WTF makes you think she wants to wear your tacky, grandmother style, crusty earrings? Claims she wants to sell some to her viewers. Yes, we saw just how well you managed that the last time around. I'm sure it will go swimmingly with the last core of ambabies. There are only so many pairs of your shitty earrings they will be willing to buy, you know.
On to the try on. youv'e seen the screengrabs a little further up in the thread.
Tries on the black shirt. Seems to fit well enough, but not well. Nothing will, with that shelf ass and dropping gunt. STOP USING THE WORD OBSESSED FOR EVERYTHING. I'm surprised you have time in your busy day of being "obsessed" with random things that you can even get a video shoot in. Thinks she prefers doing the tryons " in the bedroom. no shit, you don't say. Is it because you're not in danger of getting wedged in place, as in the hallway? Dipshit.
Tries on the sweater with the lips all over it. As usual, the back of it gets caught on her shelf ass and she has to pull it down. Declares it a cozy "moment". It isn't a moment, jfc. It's amazing that someone who claims to read 60 books a month and someone for whom writing is a "passion" cannot come up with another descriptor, or - shocking, I know - understand when it isn't necessary at all. "This sweater is cozy." See how that works, GrammaarLynn?
The shirt with the lollipops doesn't fit her like she wanted it to. LOL. What, you thought it was going to be sleek, like the models on the runway at Fashion Week? loves the design, haz a sad because it doesn't cover enough off her gunt. It really would be a fucking tent if it did. You should talk Torrid into doing muumuus. The arms of the shirt are too long for her T Rex arms, something that will never fail to amuse me. Declares it to be motivation for her to lose weight. Sure,whatever you say.
Black dress. Fits perfectly, how she wanted it to - but not as a dress, oh no. It fits as a shirt. The way her lumpy gunt shows through all these clothes - ugh.
Blood clot dress. Again as a shirt. Likes it, says it lightweight. Thinks if she had her makeup done, hair down straight, this would look really good. Nope. Thinks that makeup, hair, and jewelry play a "big role in an outfit, obviously." Obviously is another filler word you could drop, along with "literally". Because you use them stupidly.
Black dress with multicolored lips on the top half. Looks like a sped with that bunching just under her tits. She looks like someone with a disease that causes their body to not grow in proportionate sizes, upper torso-wise. She does that high pitched 'uhhhmmmm" before saying this one seems like a nope. With the possible exception of the plain black dress, they all seem to be nopes.
And with that, we're out, thank any gods that may exist.
Short version: two minutes of a nine and a half minute video talking about her greasy, ratty hair (which she will do nothing about). Opens a package with tents and underwear from Torrid, commenting on each, then tries on said tents. Thankfully, does not try on underwear on camera. Things don't fit properly, as usual. The end.
Hate the intro. But I've hated all her intros, so this is nothing new.
WTF is going on with the right side of her neck here? You need to go to a fucking doctor, Big Al.
Greasy poop bun still in place, and she yammers about it being a wreck, blah blah. Either take a shower and wash your nasty ass hair or stop talking about it. Oh, FFS. Says she was in a deep depression in 2019, wouldn't take care of her hair, lost a lot of hair when she would brush it, etc. Yes, we know all about your thinning hair, Part of the territory when you're a fat fuck. Look at Chantal's hairline. That's where you're heading.
Two fucking minutes about her hair. Move along, Big Al.
Torrid tents.
Black dress. Size 4. As usual, she is too close to the camera for us to see anything but a gigantic piece of cloth.
Red underwear, with hearts. size 6. Because it's almost Valentine's. Since she'll probably be one and done (or a zero and done) with these underwear, what will she do when it's time to clear out old crap she never/barely wore to make space for new crap she will never/barely wear? Give them to Dana? Will Dana wear used underwear, do you think? Makes a stupid joke about OnlyFans. Watch it, Big Al. That might be your last resort, the way your channel is tanking.
More red underwear, silk, lace. Size 6. A midget could use these pairs of underwear as the skin on a small teepee
Black pair of underwear that look like boxers (the "gf" probably wears boxers), TORRID on the waistband. Size 6. Generic, functional. Not that I believe Big Al wears underwear much of the time. I imagine it's exhausting getting dressed when you're 600 pounds and have T Rex arms. Talks about them being "super cute" and says there's something about plain boxers with the brand on them. This ain't Calvin Klein or Dolce & Gabbana, Big Al. Ain't nobody seeing the waist of those undies if you ever wear them.
Dress with multicolored lips pattern on top, black on bottom. Size 4. Once again talks about the material and she doesn't know if it will fit her. First (spoiler): No, it won't. Second: WTF do you to this day not know which fabrics fit you (sort of) and which you have major issues with? You've probably spent well over ten thousand dollars on Torrid clothes by now, and you continue to piss away money by insisting on buying shit that doesn't fit you, and instead of returning it like a normal person, you stuff things that don't fit into the closet, saying they'll fit you when you lose weight. You are never going to lose weight. You could just get a little cash bundle together and light it on fire to get the same effect.
Gigantic piece of cloth again. Sweater, with multcolor lips on it. It's a cardigan "moment". No, it is not a moment. It's a fucking sweater. Size 6, because she wants them, "as big as possible". Too bad you don't apply the same standard toward the other garments. They might atually fit.
Another goddamn sweater. "Look how kyute - again!". Heart shaped red lollipops all over it. She claims to be excited over it. I guess that's possible, since you do nothing at all with the rest of your day to get excited. Know what gets endorphins going? Exercise. Says she gets "a lot of people" asking her why she buys clothes on her "weight loss journey", won't they be too small, and the same people say the clothes she buys are too small. WTF? Are you implying that these are somehow contradictory? They're not. People are telling you to stop buying clothes that are too fucking small, genius. "Well, if that's the case, then I'm going to be losing weight to fit into them." Yes, we can see just how that whole fitting into smaller sized clothes is going on your "weight loss journey" during which you've gained 250 or more pounds. Goddamn, you'e an idiot.
Shirt, black. Size 6. "As you guys know, I have been wearing shirts as well as dresses..." You wear dresses as shirts, don't act like it's otherwise. Claims that with the weight she's been losing, she'll be wearing shirts as often as dresses - a "non-scale victory" that she loves. Do you ever listen to yourself? That is not a "non-scale victory", dumbass, if the only way you can fit into them is due to weight loss. That is not happening. Flaps another giant piece of fabric at the camera, says, "I did get me a shirt." GrammarLynn. So proud that she's "the kind of person who uses correct grammar, even if it's just in a text". Says she could never have too much clothing that's blocks with lace.
Underwear, black, with lace.
Dress that looks like a giant blood clot. Says she prefers this design of black dots when the cloth is a "tannish brown" instead of this red. So you want something that looks like a dog ate a tub of raisins and then shit them out. Got it.
Yet another pair of underwear. Red-violet, with hearts, lace.
Another piece of jewelry. Why not. It isn't like you couldn't use yet anther thing that you'll stuff in a drawer and forget about until you do the next excavation of your hoard. Silver. She loves "the simplicity of it." Says she is not really wearing chunky earrings any more, it's not her thing. Guess that tells Becky what she thinks of all those tacky, chunky earrings she claimed to love during that insipid 25 days of earrings in her last vlogmas. Says she is giving a "lot of earrings to my family." To whom, exactly? Your brothers? Your mother, the only other female in your family? Claims to have sent her mom 250 pairs of earrings. WTF makes you think she wants to wear your tacky, grandmother style, crusty earrings? Claims she wants to sell some to her viewers. Yes, we saw just how well you managed that the last time around. I'm sure it will go swimmingly with the last core of ambabies. There are only so many pairs of your shitty earrings they will be willing to buy, you know.
On to the try on. youv'e seen the screengrabs a little further up in the thread.
Tries on the black shirt. Seems to fit well enough, but not well. Nothing will, with that shelf ass and dropping gunt. STOP USING THE WORD OBSESSED FOR EVERYTHING. I'm surprised you have time in your busy day of being "obsessed" with random things that you can even get a video shoot in. Thinks she prefers doing the tryons " in the bedroom. no shit, you don't say. Is it because you're not in danger of getting wedged in place, as in the hallway? Dipshit.
Tries on the sweater with the lips all over it. As usual, the back of it gets caught on her shelf ass and she has to pull it down. Declares it a cozy "moment". It isn't a moment, jfc. It's amazing that someone who claims to read 60 books a month and someone for whom writing is a "passion" cannot come up with another descriptor, or - shocking, I know - understand when it isn't necessary at all. "This sweater is cozy." See how that works, GrammaarLynn?
The shirt with the lollipops doesn't fit her like she wanted it to. LOL. What, you thought it was going to be sleek, like the models on the runway at Fashion Week? loves the design, haz a sad because it doesn't cover enough off her gunt. It really would be a fucking tent if it did. You should talk Torrid into doing muumuus. The arms of the shirt are too long for her T Rex arms, something that will never fail to amuse me. Declares it to be motivation for her to lose weight. Sure,whatever you say.
Black dress. Fits perfectly, how she wanted it to - but not as a dress, oh no. It fits as a shirt. The way her lumpy gunt shows through all these clothes - ugh.
Blood clot dress. Again as a shirt. Likes it, says it lightweight. Thinks if she had her makeup done, hair down straight, this would look really good. Nope. Thinks that makeup, hair, and jewelry play a "big role in an outfit, obviously." Obviously is another filler word you could drop, along with "literally". Because you use them stupidly.
Black dress with multicolored lips on the top half. Looks like a sped with that bunching just under her tits. She looks like someone with a disease that causes their body to not grow in proportionate sizes, upper torso-wise. She does that high pitched 'uhhhmmmm" before saying this one seems like a nope. With the possible exception of the plain black dress, they all seem to be nopes.
And with that, we're out, thank any gods that may exist.
Short version: two minutes of a nine and a half minute video talking about her greasy, ratty hair (which she will do nothing about). Opens a package with tents and underwear from Torrid, commenting on each, then tries on said tents. Thankfully, does not try on underwear on camera. Things don't fit properly, as usual. The end.
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i think she cut her own hair because i feel like those ugly ass baby hairs would've been seen in the past. and shes just now mentioning it 2-3 years later
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She did it, girl really did it... she bought Chantal's famous heart necklace (the Nader necklace). Matching train wrecks, love that for her! 
(Sorry for low quality pic, I know it's hard to tell from that alone but it is the same necklace - Foodie's is in gold though)
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(Sorry for low quality pic, I know it's hard to tell from that alone but it is the same necklace - Foodie's is in gold though)
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A week after Anna O'Brien admits she doesn't brush her teeth on the reg (possibly at all), ALR admits she kept her hair unwashed in a poop bun for so long it congealed into a double rat's nest hell dread that had to be literuhlly uprooted. What in the fuck.....
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Cellulite Albert is still trying to compete with Becky's very real depression. You didn't wash your hair because you are fat and lazy. It wasn't depression, you're just disgusting and unhygienic.
I'm pretty sure she's just taking Thumb's experience and habits and using them as her own stories of woe.
When Becky was acting like a fucking zombie she looked greasy and unkempt. People openly worried about her, Fatty saw it and thinks it's the perfect excuse as to why she looks like shit in her videos.
Christ, she has the worst taste in fashion. You're in your thirties, for the love of God stop dressing so childish. Those clothes aren't cute, they're fucking horrendous.
I'm pretty sure she's just taking Thumb's experience and habits and using them as her own stories of woe.
When Becky was acting like a fucking zombie she looked greasy and unkempt. People openly worried about her, Fatty saw it and thinks it's the perfect excuse as to why she looks like shit in her videos.
Christ, she has the worst taste in fashion. You're in your thirties, for the love of God stop dressing so childish. Those clothes aren't cute, they're fucking horrendous.
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The funny thing to me is the fact that she added "tent sized" to the video in hopes of baiting the haydurs, but the situation is that probably we won't care and we will still see the video, if we will, through an archive or a reaction channel, but in the meantime hambabies could be chased away from the channel because of this obvious bait/blatant declaration of the fact that she isn't willing to improve
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Man, that feeling when you think you see the ice cream truck but then it turns out to just be Amberlynn Reid. So disappointed.
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The tropes have ran full circle. Big AL has pulled baiting Wipey, Horrid hauls, new car nonsense, mukbangs/trying food, Twinkie walks, Drunklynn, weight manipulation, and muh mentalz. She has done at least two to four videos of each listed scenario, ever since she idiotically said she won $2,000 from a dealership advertisement last November. Amberlynn's Christmas and New Year's specials were not noteworthy of being anything but boring and tacky. Thanksgiving was a bingefest she could have monetized to her advantage. Why keep up this unprofitable charade?
The sanitization Jade started last year not only prolonged the inevitable, but supercharged Amber's cycle and ego. She's going to keep spiraling out of control, until Smuglynn's facade of a door gets kicked down by Desperatelynn and Cuntlynn to cannibalize down to the last hunk of layg.
The sanitization Jade started last year not only prolonged the inevitable, but supercharged Amber's cycle and ego. She's going to keep spiraling out of control, until Smuglynn's facade of a door gets kicked down by Desperatelynn and Cuntlynn to cannibalize down to the last hunk of layg.
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The levels of seething in the Hamburger palace must be off the charts. She must be screaming in rage. Not only does she appear in Chantal's chat multiple times to get attention, but everyone ignores even Chantal. Then AF uploads on the time she genuinely needed the revenue and attention.
Stay angry porky.
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What now? I don't remember this.
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From Situation Type Deal Gorl:
"Says she gets "a lot of people" asking her why she buys clothes on her "weight loss journey", won't they be too small, and the same people say the clothes she buys are too small. WTF? Are you implying that these are somehow contradictory? They're not. People are telling you to stop buying clothes that are too fucking small, genius. "Well, if that's the case, then I'm going to be losing weight to fit into them."
For me, this is another indication that she is not that interested in losing much weight. For her, she needs to lose about 350 pounds to be close to 150 pounds. Most people doing serious weight loss only buy clothes when the ones they have just do not fit and even then will buy only enough till these will also not fit. For Amber, her goal weight is being able to fit in a Size 4 from Torrid, probably at 450 pounds.
"Says she gets "a lot of people" asking her why she buys clothes on her "weight loss journey", won't they be too small, and the same people say the clothes she buys are too small. WTF? Are you implying that these are somehow contradictory? They're not. People are telling you to stop buying clothes that are too fucking small, genius. "Well, if that's the case, then I'm going to be losing weight to fit into them."
For me, this is another indication that she is not that interested in losing much weight. For her, she needs to lose about 350 pounds to be close to 150 pounds. Most people doing serious weight loss only buy clothes when the ones they have just do not fit and even then will buy only enough till these will also not fit. For Amber, her goal weight is being able to fit in a Size 4 from Torrid, probably at 450 pounds.
This is basically all she can vlog. She has been doing these since the end of the streaming videos. This is the main reason people are not watching. Click baiting works only for so long.
As of 10:30 am ET, it is 30k views for Amber and 53k views for Apathetic faxX. The worst part is that people are now expecting and waiting for the videos of either Bottle or Apathetic faxX and are not bothering watching her.
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When she checked the mail there was some flyer/scratcher thing from a dealership. You know, the postal equivalent of spam. Fatass scratched the prize thing and thought she won $2000. She didn't. 'Cause it was fucking spam. I wonder if she ever checks the spam folder of her email. She would be thinking she was one rich bitch that all the ladies wanna fuck and the witch doctor secret of how to make your penis bigger.
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Did anyone keep count of how many she managed?