Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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notfoodienotbeauty said:
I've said this for a long time, I honestly surprised (and she may have and we don't know about it) that she hasn't been scammed by the "IRS" or she will "be arrested in 15 minutes by the sheriff" if she didn't pay what she owed for back taxes
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I haven't gotten one of those calls in a while. They were fun but my favorite was getting a call from Windows telling me that I had viruses on my computer and that I needed to call them immediately at the number provided so they could address the problem. So absurd.

Isn't Amber due for a What I've Lied About video where she tells us stuff we already knew or didn't care about to begin with?
 
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I am glad the conversation mentioned this because I was ruminating about this a while back. See the thing is, even if Amber is given a show it might not even get shown. They film over the course of a year and so and have multiple filmings at the same time. That means there are not just 9 stories a series but more like 20. A lot of these people don't make it to TV because they don't make it or are just too boring and unengaging.

I think even if Amber made it, her story would not air because there would be too many issues with control and content. She is too much like Gina from season 8 anyway.
 
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FatalTater said:
Amber won't do a TV show because she won't get control over what is shown and how it's presented. If there's the slightest chance they'll show something she doesn't want people to see? Nope. She's not doing it.
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If Ambese ever does a TV show, it will have really negative reception since day 1. Anyway, she's crap at anything she does, so no Amberlynn TV show into the public.
 
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TwinkieBooBoo said:
Story goes that it was a producer/researcher from TLC. Amber seemed to believe she had been spotted due to her being known online (read: famous) so therefore wanted some creative control and probably didn't want to do all the real trainwreck gross stuff.

They didn't agree so Amber said no.

Then Amber realised she actually meant yes and allegedly pestered the TLC researcher over DM's saying she was joking before and does want to do it. But they probably decided there and then she was ruled out for being an narc/not good for TV/easily disliked.

I'm not sure how true it is, never seen any proof but it's believable and one of the first stories I heard about Amber from the IRL person who introduced me to lolcows.
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That is the big question, isn't it? We only have Big Al's word that someone was sniffing around her swamp-like world, scouting her to be the talent for another weight loss program (because apparently people cannot get enough of that shit - undeniably true).


What's funny is that audition vid she put up about a year before that:


I bet if this actually happened, they probably didn't start going through her videos until after the woman contacted her. Because that would make sense: some upper level management type people deeming her too problematic and unlikely to make good tv, then them telling the scout to move on, which she did by ghosting Big Al, just like the dietician did.

Edited to add: her self-serving bullshit in that second video makes me want to vomit. It is exactly the type of video a raging narc would make.

"Don't believe everything that you read online. If you didn't hear it from me, then it's probably not true."
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
That is the big question, isn't it? We only have Big Al's word that someone was sniffing around her swamp-like world, scouting her to be the talent for another weight loss program (because apparently people cannot get enough of that shit - undeniably true).


What's funny is that audition vid she put up about a year before that:


I bet if this actually happened, they probably didn't start going through her videos until after the woman contacted her. Because that would make sense: some upper level management type people deeming her too problematic and unlikely to make good tv, then them telling the scout to move on, which she did by ghosting Big Al, just like the dietician did.

Edited to add: her self-serving bullshit in that second video makes me want to vomit. It is exactly the type of video a raging narc would make.

"Don't believe everything that you read online. If you didn't hear it from me, then it's probably not true."
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She only has two options too;

Tell us there was never a TV show, and look like a liar. Or tell us there was one and it didn't go ahead, where she will have to admit to being dropped.

Neither option play into her delusion, so she just won't mention it ever.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
That is the big question, isn't it? We only have Big Al's word that someone was sniffing around her swamp-like world, scouting her to be the talent for another weight loss program (because apparently people cannot get enough of that shit - undeniably true).


What's funny is that audition vid she put up about a year before that:


I bet if this actually happened, they probably didn't start going through her videos until after the woman contacted her. Because that would make sense: some upper level management type people deeming her too problematic and unlikely to make good tv, then them telling the scout to move on, which she did by ghosting Big Al, just like the dietician did.

Edited to add: her self-serving bullshit in that second video makes me want to vomit. It is exactly the type of video a raging narc would make.

"Don't believe everything that you read online. If you didn't hear it from me, then it's probably not true."
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That audition one is so annoying, every few words there is a jump. She hasn't gotten any better at editing since then. That empathy bullshit is so fake. We've seen how she treats others. People she supposedly loved. If she can't benefit from you, then you're no use to her.

I always find it funny that she has said many times that she doesn't read comments, emails, dms, or messages, and has even said she has turned off the ability to read them, but yet she always sees the "highly requested" ones for Torrid and Mukbongs, so she can stuff her face, or the ones that tell her exactly what she wants to hear, or that well-timed message from Jade right when she needed a new caretaker and Jade needed a place to live.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Not long ago, Amber said if she could get on M600PL, she would be the most obedient and compliant patient Dr Now ever had. No one wants to see that, Amber. America wants to see the petulant, manipulative, nasty little narcwreck you are.
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Even that would be a lie. Amber did have a weight loss doctor. Who she told to fuck off because he suggested a diet plan that had…. Too much sodium. Well, here we are years later amber eating like thrice the sodium she told the weight loss doctor to fuck off for.
 
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
That audition one is so annoying, every few words there is a jump. She hasn't gotten any better at editing since then. That empathy bullshit is so fake. We've seen how she treats others. People she supposedly loved. If she can't benefit from you, then you're no use to her.
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I think that this train has passed. There are enough super morbidly obese people in the U.S. that they do not have to ask Amber to participate. She does not have a compelling story, she is not famous, and she already burned those bridges. Furthermore, she would have to sign an NDA which means that she would have to be out of social media for a couple of years. I suspect that she would refuse to do it since she would lose her income during that time.
 
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In the pursuit of finding how well her channel is doing, a week ago, I recorded the number of views of her last 39 videos, basically since the last stream. She had a total of 2.356M views for the 2 months. Now, I reviewed the same videos she had after one week, and she has 2.410M views or 54k more views. However, for anything older than one week, she gained only 16k more views. So, her videos do not age well. Most of her views are gained within the first 5 days of posting.
 
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She accidently said September, you guys. And she said it while accidentally wearing the exact same clothes while accidentally being in the same room with her hair accidentally in the exact same condition as a video she made last September. Like omguh whuuuuuh you rilly believe that???
 
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