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Shave head or show layrgs. We are so bored with you, fatty.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Got as far as "diagnosises" and tapped out.
Also
molment, but the video buffered on this frame
and Jesus Tapdancing Christ, has she ever looked more smug? Truly a face you would never tire of punching.
Also
molment, but the video buffered on this frameand Jesus Tapdancing Christ, has she ever looked more smug? Truly a face you would never tire of punching.
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I'd give this SmugLynn a 10/10 on the punchable smirk scale.
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More like drop-kickable face.
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she can't take the criticism, and also can't look away. She would rather be called boring than something meaner.
I have a feeling when she is broke some drama will spill forth. Maybe she won't even be doing it consciously. Hard to know if anyone will still care enough for it to pay off or not.
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Amber's partnered up with an obvious grifter and she's convinced that Wipey's the one.
She's so retarded, bless
She's so retarded, bless
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Uh I'm sorry but is this Chantal's famous heart necklace?
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So SmaugLynn decided to show up, with a trolly thumbnail - which she totally did not pick, you guise:
Nice try, but you're far too much of a raging narcissistic douchebag to pull off the self-deprecation act, Big Alymphedema,
"Today is a let's talk moment". It is not a moment. Stop relying on your crutch words,it's just one more thing that makes you sound completely retarded.
"I just like these videos, because I still like to have a correspondence with my audience..." Jade, "girlfriend", you can put lipstick and big words/thoughts on a pig's mouth, but they will still be fat as fuck and an uneducated bumpkin. What are you doing, going for an MBA on a nine week certificate course? This is the kind of bullshit some dumbass "engagement coach for social media" would say. Plus, we all know Big Al hates her viewers.
Another thing you can't do: unforce all those microerrors in speech this bitch has. "Right now, we're just chillin' on my bed..". HER bed. Not OUR bed. You've had months to train her, and she still sucks, which means you suck.
Q: if you got diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder, would you tell us, like you have with all your other diagnoses (which Big Al naturally mispronounces)?
A: Claims she would, whines about people calling her a narcissist. You are absolutely a narcissist, Fatty. You are not bipolar, nor do you have OCD or OCPD.
Q: September 19th.
A: Claims to have misspoken. Evidence points to that being a lie, but whatever. It isn't like I expect her to tell the truth about anything. Also, Fatty, your attempts to condescend to us don't work. Is haydur nation "exhausted" by what you label conspiracy theories? Nope. HN isn't the party hauling around 600 pounds and repeatedly falling, nor is HN the party who is out of breath after walking ten feet. So you can cram your condescending bullshit right up your fat shelf ass.
Q: Didn't you buy that car for your gf?
A. Nope. Not even a single penny. I'll admit I don't really give a fuck if she bought the car and put it in the gf's name or not. If she did, it means it's just her trying to buy love, as she does with all the gfs. If not, it means she's too broke to do so. It's an L for her, either way.
Q: Whay are you a hypocritical bitch about other peoples' breakups when you've snotted your crying way through vids whining about your own?
A: "I guess you're referring to the Destiny/DM comment." Tries to justify it by saying the double Ds know her personality. Yes, they do. So do all of us, since you've amply demonstrated it over the years. You're a petty cunt. Also tells us we "have to realize" - no, we don't, and stop fucking saying this, too, reader of a zillion books a month - claims to have known everything that was going on, etc., exactly what a self-important bitchy narcissist would say. You are not the center of that breakup. Good manners, which you lack, dictates that you not try to make your fat ass the center of attention about it. ANOTHER "you guys have to realize" as she continues to make an idiot of herself, because Big Hamber is the CENTER of the universe, not some paltry orbiter.
Q: Opinion on density saying she will never get back with you.
A: Does that stupid hand out, move in a circle, closed eyes thing that she copied who knows where. Density is so not the one who got away, haydur, when I was with her I loved her very much, when she broke up with me, I was confused for a couple of years - nice, way to go in proving you really didn't give a shit about Becky except as a convenient place to land for a bed and a butler. "You guise have to realize.." STOP FUCKING SAYING THIS. What we realize: you're a fucking narcissistic, uneducated, mendacious cunt. Claims it's been four years since she felt anything for Density, and if Density came knocking, Big Al wouldn't take her back. Sure. LOL. Claims there's some deep, soulful dynamic between her and the "gf", No, there isn't. You needed someone to stay with you because you're not strong enough in any way or brave enough in any way, to be alone for more than a nanosecond. Blah blah. Yet another fucking "you guys have to realize". That's just one more thing that makes you weak, bitch. And a narc. Big Al here trying to give wisdom about relationships to everyone. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Relationships are just one more thing you know fuck all about, Fatty. Skipped the rest of this part because she's a twat who doesn't know shit from shinola about relationships, among everything else.
Q: Your views are down, is this a surprise or did you see the decline coming.
A. Blames it on the "livestream era", because she can't possibly think of any other reason for it. And here I thought poets and writers are supposed to be thinkers. "Thhe content now is the same as before livestreams." Keep telling yourself that as your channel continues to tank. Way to mock the people who told you they were dumping you because your livestreams were shit (they were).
Q: You can literally hide an entire human standing behind you. Love that for you.
A: I love that for me, too, said in exactly the same seething mad tone she used when somaone pipped up in one of the lives about her practicing to walk, and she said "I thought I did too until I found I could walk to the mailbox and back ten times with no problem." LOL. Lie then, lie now. Pathological.
Q: You said you never did a copyright strike before AF but your messages to Callie show you did to CXNT.
A: before the words even came out of that abyss that is her fat fucking maw, I knew it would be some stupidity about the difference between a copyright strike and a report of a channel, and that she would claim she only reported the latter. It was, so I skipped the rest as pointless, since it would likely involve her whining about how she's the real victim.
Q: Name five things to take accountability for that have negatively affected your channel and general reputation.
A: 1. Sharing her abuse story online. Oh, you mean falsely accusing a minor of rape? That one? Cunt.
2. "Hardcore trolling mookbongs." I gather she's still mega pissed off about the hit her channel took during shrimpgate. Fucking haydur nation. LOL
3. "Over six years ago when I said I was losing weight when I wasn't, blah blah". Do you even understand what "taking accountability" means at all?
4. "Me having ignorance around certain topics." Well that isn't vague at all, since the shit you know nothing about could fill the entire Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Speeding through these, aren't we, unlike your rationalization for inserting yourself into the double D breakup.
5. Not taking her health, weight, diets seriously. You still don't, bitch. You may pretend it's a new you, but the same cunty, stupid, shit-talking narc is still there.
Q: In all honesty, what creative qualities do you believe you bring to this platform.
A: Let's see: will she do the whole "Oh, I don't. I'm not creative at all." Am I right? Play: haha. "I don't think I bring any creative qualities to YouTube." That's right, Fatty. Reach for those consoling asspats from the ambabies telling you that you are too creative when they haven't read your horrific poetry or the insipidness that is "Hello, Darling" or "Scottie".
Q: She just can't resist going to the well twice, picks another one about September vs January, and home alone lego on the shelf, messing up the timeline.
A: She's SHO glad this person noticed that, because it means they are contradicting themselves. Tosses in a snotty "love that for you".
Claims not to have gotten the home alone lego until December, which means she wouldn't have had it in September because she didn't know it existed. I guess we'll find out when someone goes back to look, won't we.
Q: You keep saying you've lost 80 pounds. Are you using your "all time highest weight" of 579.2?
A: So my al time highest weight is 572.4, not 574.2, but it doesn't make that much difference. That's a lie. It made enough difference to you that you corrected that person, bitch. Confirms she is in fact using the weight she claims is her highest because just about seven months ago, she was only three pounds away from reaching that weight again. No, Fatty. When you start a diet and/or exercise, you use the weight/fitness you are on the day you start. Someone working out doesn't say, "Back in the day I could run five miles easy, so that's my starting run, I'll do that today." when they haven't run in years. You started this year - you claim - at 504. That is your starting weight. But I also recognize you're a pathological liar, so you could say any damn thing, along with some idiotic attempt to justify it, and i still wouldn't believe you haven't reached 600 pounds.
Q: How is it you claim to have lost this weight but you look the same as you have for years.
A: She claims to notice her weightloss a lot, haydur! LOL, claims to see weight loss in her arms and stomach and layygs. Lie to yourself on that if it helps you sleep, Fatty. Your legs are exactly the same as always. And here's a cheery thought: they always will be! Because you've abused your body to its max, and some things cannot be reversed. Have fun with that, FashionLynn!
Q: Are you in a poly or monogamous relaitonship?
A: "I am in a monogamous relationship, not a poly, because I will never be in a poly relationship, I just can't. And I don't want to share the person I love." I bet the "gf" is, though. LOL
Does her stupid signoff and outro and that's that.
Nice try, but you're far too much of a raging narcissistic douchebag to pull off the self-deprecation act, Big Alymphedema,
"Today is a let's talk moment". It is not a moment. Stop relying on your crutch words,it's just one more thing that makes you sound completely retarded.
"I just like these videos, because I still like to have a correspondence with my audience..." Jade, "girlfriend", you can put lipstick and big words/thoughts on a pig's mouth, but they will still be fat as fuck and an uneducated bumpkin. What are you doing, going for an MBA on a nine week certificate course? This is the kind of bullshit some dumbass "engagement coach for social media" would say. Plus, we all know Big Al hates her viewers.
Another thing you can't do: unforce all those microerrors in speech this bitch has. "Right now, we're just chillin' on my bed..". HER bed. Not OUR bed. You've had months to train her, and she still sucks, which means you suck.
Q: if you got diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder, would you tell us, like you have with all your other diagnoses (which Big Al naturally mispronounces)?
A: Claims she would, whines about people calling her a narcissist. You are absolutely a narcissist, Fatty. You are not bipolar, nor do you have OCD or OCPD.
Q: September 19th.
A: Claims to have misspoken. Evidence points to that being a lie, but whatever. It isn't like I expect her to tell the truth about anything. Also, Fatty, your attempts to condescend to us don't work. Is haydur nation "exhausted" by what you label conspiracy theories? Nope. HN isn't the party hauling around 600 pounds and repeatedly falling, nor is HN the party who is out of breath after walking ten feet. So you can cram your condescending bullshit right up your fat shelf ass.
Q: Didn't you buy that car for your gf?
A. Nope. Not even a single penny. I'll admit I don't really give a fuck if she bought the car and put it in the gf's name or not. If she did, it means it's just her trying to buy love, as she does with all the gfs. If not, it means she's too broke to do so. It's an L for her, either way.
Q: Whay are you a hypocritical bitch about other peoples' breakups when you've snotted your crying way through vids whining about your own?
A: "I guess you're referring to the Destiny/DM comment." Tries to justify it by saying the double Ds know her personality. Yes, they do. So do all of us, since you've amply demonstrated it over the years. You're a petty cunt. Also tells us we "have to realize" - no, we don't, and stop fucking saying this, too, reader of a zillion books a month - claims to have known everything that was going on, etc., exactly what a self-important bitchy narcissist would say. You are not the center of that breakup. Good manners, which you lack, dictates that you not try to make your fat ass the center of attention about it. ANOTHER "you guys have to realize" as she continues to make an idiot of herself, because Big Hamber is the CENTER of the universe, not some paltry orbiter.
Q: Opinion on density saying she will never get back with you.
A: Does that stupid hand out, move in a circle, closed eyes thing that she copied who knows where. Density is so not the one who got away, haydur, when I was with her I loved her very much, when she broke up with me, I was confused for a couple of years - nice, way to go in proving you really didn't give a shit about Becky except as a convenient place to land for a bed and a butler. "You guise have to realize.." STOP FUCKING SAYING THIS. What we realize: you're a fucking narcissistic, uneducated, mendacious cunt. Claims it's been four years since she felt anything for Density, and if Density came knocking, Big Al wouldn't take her back. Sure. LOL. Claims there's some deep, soulful dynamic between her and the "gf", No, there isn't. You needed someone to stay with you because you're not strong enough in any way or brave enough in any way, to be alone for more than a nanosecond. Blah blah. Yet another fucking "you guys have to realize". That's just one more thing that makes you weak, bitch. And a narc. Big Al here trying to give wisdom about relationships to everyone. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Relationships are just one more thing you know fuck all about, Fatty. Skipped the rest of this part because she's a twat who doesn't know shit from shinola about relationships, among everything else.
Q: Your views are down, is this a surprise or did you see the decline coming.
A. Blames it on the "livestream era", because she can't possibly think of any other reason for it. And here I thought poets and writers are supposed to be thinkers. "Thhe content now is the same as before livestreams." Keep telling yourself that as your channel continues to tank. Way to mock the people who told you they were dumping you because your livestreams were shit (they were).
Q: You can literally hide an entire human standing behind you. Love that for you.
A: I love that for me, too, said in exactly the same seething mad tone she used when somaone pipped up in one of the lives about her practicing to walk, and she said "I thought I did too until I found I could walk to the mailbox and back ten times with no problem." LOL. Lie then, lie now. Pathological.
Q: You said you never did a copyright strike before AF but your messages to Callie show you did to CXNT.
A: before the words even came out of that abyss that is her fat fucking maw, I knew it would be some stupidity about the difference between a copyright strike and a report of a channel, and that she would claim she only reported the latter. It was, so I skipped the rest as pointless, since it would likely involve her whining about how she's the real victim.
Q: Name five things to take accountability for that have negatively affected your channel and general reputation.
A: 1. Sharing her abuse story online. Oh, you mean falsely accusing a minor of rape? That one? Cunt.
2. "Hardcore trolling mookbongs." I gather she's still mega pissed off about the hit her channel took during shrimpgate. Fucking haydur nation. LOL
3. "Over six years ago when I said I was losing weight when I wasn't, blah blah". Do you even understand what "taking accountability" means at all?
4. "Me having ignorance around certain topics." Well that isn't vague at all, since the shit you know nothing about could fill the entire Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Speeding through these, aren't we, unlike your rationalization for inserting yourself into the double D breakup.
5. Not taking her health, weight, diets seriously. You still don't, bitch. You may pretend it's a new you, but the same cunty, stupid, shit-talking narc is still there.
Q: In all honesty, what creative qualities do you believe you bring to this platform.
A: Let's see: will she do the whole "Oh, I don't. I'm not creative at all." Am I right? Play: haha. "I don't think I bring any creative qualities to YouTube." That's right, Fatty. Reach for those consoling asspats from the ambabies telling you that you are too creative when they haven't read your horrific poetry or the insipidness that is "Hello, Darling" or "Scottie".
Q: She just can't resist going to the well twice, picks another one about September vs January, and home alone lego on the shelf, messing up the timeline.
A: She's SHO glad this person noticed that, because it means they are contradicting themselves. Tosses in a snotty "love that for you".
Claims not to have gotten the home alone lego until December, which means she wouldn't have had it in September because she didn't know it existed. I guess we'll find out when someone goes back to look, won't we.
Q: You keep saying you've lost 80 pounds. Are you using your "all time highest weight" of 579.2?
A: So my al time highest weight is 572.4, not 574.2, but it doesn't make that much difference. That's a lie. It made enough difference to you that you corrected that person, bitch. Confirms she is in fact using the weight she claims is her highest because just about seven months ago, she was only three pounds away from reaching that weight again. No, Fatty. When you start a diet and/or exercise, you use the weight/fitness you are on the day you start. Someone working out doesn't say, "Back in the day I could run five miles easy, so that's my starting run, I'll do that today." when they haven't run in years. You started this year - you claim - at 504. That is your starting weight. But I also recognize you're a pathological liar, so you could say any damn thing, along with some idiotic attempt to justify it, and i still wouldn't believe you haven't reached 600 pounds.
Q: How is it you claim to have lost this weight but you look the same as you have for years.
A: She claims to notice her weightloss a lot, haydur! LOL, claims to see weight loss in her arms and stomach and layygs. Lie to yourself on that if it helps you sleep, Fatty. Your legs are exactly the same as always. And here's a cheery thought: they always will be! Because you've abused your body to its max, and some things cannot be reversed. Have fun with that, FashionLynn!
Q: Are you in a poly or monogamous relaitonship?
A: "I am in a monogamous relationship, not a poly, because I will never be in a poly relationship, I just can't. And I don't want to share the person I love." I bet the "gf" is, though. LOL
Does her stupid signoff and outro and that's that.
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I fucking hate relationshipexpertlynn. Just because you have gone back to back to back with a person you call baby and live with them doesn’t mean you were in real relationships amber it was all pretend.
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I want to add a third ‘watch worthy’ option: get off the floor unassisted. She could do it eeezi guizzze.
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BTW, Big Al, what is this mysterious medical condition you claim makes you plateau in your weight loss? Also, folks, I suspect this is where she got the whole "100 Days of" thing. Cued, 15:29 to 16:00 (also: bullshit, Fatty).
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I knew we were due a situation moment type deal like this. #Amberlynn is so predictable.
Fat Amber has the same necklace that Chantal wears!?!? GASP! Oh Em Gee I now must go and watch every video Amber has ever made! Or yanno. Not.
Just get an OnlyFans and sloppily eat large amounts of food for your feeders Amber. The youtube career has sailed and hit an iceberg.
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She looks rounder again.
''You guys have to realise''.
Silence Fatty. I don't think she's said a single honest in this video, the shifting eyes, slow blinking, overcompensating..
I can't stomach the ''I'm sooooooooooo in love''. She doesn't know what love is unless it's loving herself. The way she insults Dusty makes her gross attachment to her even more obvious.
MUH ABUSE STORY = My desperate attempt to be a delicate Trauma KuhWeen. Poor Albert reaaaally wishes she had actually been abused at some point in her life.
''You guys have to realise''.
Silence Fatty. I don't think she's said a single honest in this video, the shifting eyes, slow blinking, overcompensating..
I can't stomach the ''I'm sooooooooooo in love''. She doesn't know what love is unless it's loving herself. The way she insults Dusty makes her gross attachment to her even more obvious.
MUH ABUSE STORY = My desperate attempt to be a delicate Trauma KuhWeen. Poor Albert reaaaally wishes she had actually been abused at some point in her life.
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It's ridiculous that she says she hasn't given Jade anything. How about a roof over her head? No established, responsible adult targets someone like this when they smell blood in the water (break up) and within weeks moves state to move in with them, when they have their stuff together. She needed a place to stay. She absolutely got something out of this other than Amber's heart. They didn't even know each other, to be 'in love' and talk about wanting to marry one day, right off the bat. That's a desperate mutual grift, no different than how she and Becky coupled. It happened in almost the exact same way, with Becky supposedly reaching out because of concern, but the actual messages didn't seem anything like her being worried about Amber killing herself.
Funny that she got into the same type of fake relationship built on ulterior motives*. If she actually put her on the lease, there goes any bargaining chip. She already isn't as controllable as Becky, now, Amber may end up having to be the one to leave, if things go left.
Funny that she got into the same type of fake relationship built on ulterior motives*. If she actually put her on the lease, there goes any bargaining chip. She already isn't as controllable as Becky, now, Amber may end up having to be the one to leave, if things go left.
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I'd like to be a fly-on-the-wall for Amber and Jade actually interacting and judge the reality of it. Everyone but Amber saw the red flags.
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On catch up here, so the weigh ins being abandoned happened right after the uproar over the September 19th fuck up? Amber does enjoy her petty torments.
All that vlogeen and filmeen, yet she didn't capture her great fall on camera? I would have watched the shit out that. On Faxx, or Bottles channel.
Heated back pad. Love that for her. Definitely her girlfriends, and not bought for Amber, for this injury.
Congrats to Destiny on her weight loss. Pity she's wearing Amber's hand me downs in her before and after photos.
(The red dress is hanging up on the rail in the background)
All that vlogeen and filmeen, yet she didn't capture her great fall on camera? I would have watched the shit out that. On Faxx, or Bottles channel.
Heated back pad. Love that for her. Definitely her girlfriends, and not bought for Amber, for this injury.
Congrats to Destiny on her weight loss. Pity she's wearing Amber's hand me downs in her before and after photos.
(The red dress is hanging up on the rail in the background)
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Jokes on her. No way the Smirklynn show will survive for much longer. She's yesterday's lolcow.
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Amber seems to do this type of video when she does not like the present narrative and tries to confuse people. Unfortunately, she only confuses herself.
For Situation Type Deal Gorl:
"Another thing you can't do: unforce all those microerrors in speech this bitch has. "Right now, we're just chillin' on my bed..". HER bed. Not OUR bed. You've had months to train her, and she still sucks, which means you suck."
We should not forget that she moved to the second bedroom a while back. They are not sleeping together. Jade might be with someone else but certainly not Amber.
Q: September 19th.
A: Claims to have misspoken. Evidence points to that being a lie, but whatever. It isn't like I expect her to tell the truth about anything.
The fact that it could be either September 19 or January 19 just proves that she has not lost any weight for half a year. Her 1,600 calories diet is performative art.
Q: Name five things to take accountability for that have negatively affected your channel and general reputation.
5. Not taking her health, weight, diets seriously. You still don't, bitch. You may pretend it's a new you, but the same cunty, stupid, shit-talking narc is still there.
The fact that she cancelled the appointment with the bariatric surgeon shows me that she is not serious about her health.
For Situation Type Deal Gorl:
"Another thing you can't do: unforce all those microerrors in speech this bitch has. "Right now, we're just chillin' on my bed..". HER bed. Not OUR bed. You've had months to train her, and she still sucks, which means you suck."
We should not forget that she moved to the second bedroom a while back. They are not sleeping together. Jade might be with someone else but certainly not Amber.
Q: September 19th.
A: Claims to have misspoken. Evidence points to that being a lie, but whatever. It isn't like I expect her to tell the truth about anything.
The fact that it could be either September 19 or January 19 just proves that she has not lost any weight for half a year. Her 1,600 calories diet is performative art.
Q: Name five things to take accountability for that have negatively affected your channel and general reputation.
5. Not taking her health, weight, diets seriously. You still don't, bitch. You may pretend it's a new you, but the same cunty, stupid, shit-talking narc is still there.
The fact that she cancelled the appointment with the bariatric surgeon shows me that she is not serious about her health.
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Lol, someone posted this comparison. Eerie.
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The Queen is slim and attractive, so I'm struggling to see the comparison... oh, they're both evil.