Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber's problem (aside from being Amber) is that all the things she does, others do better.

On Youtube, look up mukbang. Lots of videos with charming, cute people and better looking food than Amber eats.
Look up Get Ready With Me. Cuter people talking about interesting things.
Look up Plus Size Clothing Haul. Cuter people with more personality.
Look up weight loss. There are people actually doing it.

HasBeenLynn can't compete, and she's only going to get older and less appealing.

Love that for her.😘
 
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FatalTater said:
Amber's problem (aside from being Amber) is that all the things she does, others do better.

On Youtube, look up mukbang. Lots of videos with charming, cute people and better looking food than Amber eats.
Look up Get Ready With Me. Cuter people talking about interesting things.
Look up Plus Size Clothing Haul. Cuter people with more personality.
Look up weight loss. There are people actually doing it.

HasBeenLynn can't compete, and she's only going to get older and less appealing.

Love that for her.😘
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Cuter, maybe. But nobody is daintier than our gorl.

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FatalTater said:
Amber's problem (aside from being Amber) is that all the things she does, others do better.

On Youtube, look up mukbang. Lots of videos with charming, cute people and better looking food than Amber eats.
Look up Get Ready With Me. Cuter people talking about interesting things.
Look up Plus Size Clothing Haul. Cuter people with more personality.
Look up weight loss. There are people actually doing it.

HasBeenLynn can't compete, and she's only going to get older and less appealing.
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I agree with all of this. Just look at Sierra Schultzzie, she started 3 years after Amber but now has 1.2M subscribers. She is plus size trying clothing and is incredibly nice and relatable. Amber’s air of smugness is a real turn off.
 
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FatalTater said:
Amber's problem (aside from being Amber) is that all the things she does, others do better.

On Youtube, look up mukbang. Lots of videos with charming, cute people and better looking food than Amber eats.
Look up Get Ready With Me. Cuter people talking about interesting things.
Look up Plus Size Clothing Haul. Cuter people with more personality.
Look up weight loss. There are people actually doing it.

HasBeenLynn can't compete, and she's only going to get older and less appealing.

Love that for her.😘
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ummm no one rode a scooter around WalMart like my gorl. That's the content I miss.
 
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Fuck off Amber. She’s rage baiting, Twinkie’s knees are bad and the vet says it’s totally normal for small dogs, nothing to do with her being fat as shit for years of course.
The vet was also sure to congratulate her on making Twinkie lose weight at the perfect pace since small dogs shouldn’t lose weight too quickly.
 
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Well, I made it 2 and a half minutes in. Bless you guys who are able to slog through Jade-era Amber videos. Anyway, I had to stop around the time she proclaimed that she cried about Twinkie's condition. Based on what little actual info she gave us, it sounds like she has patellar luxation, which I don't know if I'd characterize it as "normal" but it is common in dogs Twinkie's size. It can cause pain and discomfort, which is what the meds are for, but it's not a damn death sentence, Amber. Surgery is also an option if it gets unmanageable. What a drama queen.
 
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Skinny dogs get knee and joint problems too!!! I'm sure not even a day after Twonk suffers to death from her owner induced obesity, Amber will have another stupid little dog to fatten up and put through the same shit. Or maybe Wipey will convince her to get a ghetto gangsta doggy like a pitbull and when it snaps and bites at FatFuck's face the way Twinko has done that will be the end of the whole mess. Doggo can feast and Wipey inherits Ham's shit. Or maybe they can salvage Ham's face but she'll look like that lady that had her face and hands ripped off by a chimpanzee. Imagine that face eyefucking itself and doing duck lips.
 
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Twinkie could die in her sleep and Fatty would be ecstatic - she could get all the attention and sympathy she desires!
She doesn't even pretend to care about the cats equally. Poor fucking beans.

We know you don't feel love for anyone other than yourself, stop trying. We also know that YOU will not follow up with the medication, your silly whore girlfriend will have to do it.
 
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We know you don't feel love for anyone other than yourself, stop trying. We also know that YOU will not follow up with the medication, your silly whore girlfriend will have to do it.
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Yep. Pig didn't give a shit once she had her 'cancer' op (and I am adamant in my belief that she never, ever had cancer or proper operations/chemo, just had an endo-infested uterus removed) so if this narc continues gorging herself like a tick without a fuck, why would she give a single shit about Twinkie? Bitch can't even put a harness on her properly which shows how much love she gives her little doggie that doesn't involve throwing shitty low-quality 'treats' down her pet's gullet.
 
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