Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Even now I'm still surprised by how fucking disgusted I feel when watching this fat bitch eat and stare at herself. She longs to be ''dainty'' yet doesn't seem to recognise that the way she eats is the furthest fucking thing from dainty.

It's just grotesque. Not even the average toddler eats in the manner in which she does.
 
I'm not recapping that idiotic mook-bong of potstickers except to say this: she's full of shit re what she told the shrink, if they even exist (and I have many doubts). There is no way she was honest with them or with us about the entire eating on camera thing. Professionals are not going to fucking tell you not to only "intuitively eat" when you're 500+ fucking pounds, but that it's perfectly fine for you to continue to eat on camera. We know - WE KNOW - that part of all that intake paperwork is information about where you work and what you do, and that these people (if they exist) would have googled that shit, found that channel, and would have seen just what it is that's going on there. No fucking way the advice is going to be to continue doing what you're doing, because look where that took you. I don't believe she's telling the truth (that she's likely lying out her shelf ass would be a shocker, I know), and I'm really starting to doubt this entire charade of the outpatient clinic arc. Fortunately for us, Fat Spamber always quits everything, so real or not, she'll be dropping it soon, if she hasn't already done so. Surrender to your true self, Fatty, and go find a good Cuban restaurant to smoke a whole suckling pig for you. I'd watch that mukbang with sound and ads, knowing it would drive me insane. You'd even have the fixins for Cubanos afterward, most likely, which you'd love, since it involves meat, mustard, cheese, and pickles on good, carby, calorie-laden bread.
 
I'm not recapping that idiotic mook-bong of potstickers except to say this: she's full of shit re what she told the shrink, if they even exist (and I have many doubts). There is no way she was honest with them or with us about the entire eating on camera thing. Professionals are not going to fucking tell you not to only "intuitively eat" when you're 500+ fucking pounds, but that it's perfectly fine for you to continue to eat on camera.
This is not new. We have seen this movie before where the so-called therapist or dietitian tells Amber that it is fine to gorge herself. She thinks that her alleged binge disorder is the only thing wrong with her, and therefore mukbangs are ok as long as they are not binges.

No fucking way the advice is going to be to continue doing what you're doing, because look where that took you. I don't believe she's telling the truth (that she's likely lying out her shelf ass would be a shocker, I know), and I'm really starting to doubt this entire charade of the outpatient clinic arc.
I think that she is going to the clinic but her interpretation of their guidance is that overeating is ok as long that is not a binge.

Fortunately for us, Fat Spamber always quits everything, so real or not, she'll be dropping it soon, if she hasn't already done so.
If, as it has been pointed out, she is struggling with money, she will quit this charade soon if she has not already done so. After 2 days, her pot sticker mukbangs has only 46k views and her views for the last 30 days are at 1.2M. She is not growing her channel.
 
A pig eating potstickers is as oldschool as it gets. Hammy better up her game because everything she's been doing is shit, even her old tried-and-tested in mookbangs and being a raging cunt. Purse feeling a little light, Porky? Those disgusting thumbnails do make it though, I'll giver her (Or Wipey) that! 🐽
 
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A pig eating potstickers is as oldschool as it gets. Hammy better up her game because everything she's been doing is shit, even her old tried-and-tested in mookbangs and being a raging cunt. Purse feeling a little light, Porky? Those disgusting thumbnails do make it though, I'll giver her (Or Wipey) that! 🐽
Nobody cares about mukbangs anymore unless your neighbor is screaming while being lidurly stabbed to death and you ignore the sounds and keep eating.
 
Keeping up with the constant retconning and Amber not remembering her lies isn't even interesting anymore. She said in that ramen noodle, slaw, egg roll mukbang that she ate twice as many egg rolls (4 instead of 2), because she was shooting a mukbang and she feels people want to see more food and it's more interesting to watch. Now, she's saying she eats slower (false), only eats actual meals (false), and it makes her more conscientious of what she eats (also false). It's boring even taking the time to point this out. The almost mindnumbing reaction channel meta dramas have become more entertaining to watch than her content or the reaction channels reacting to it.

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This is not new. We have seen this movie before where the so-called therapist or dietitian tells Amber that it is fine to gorge herself. She thinks that her alleged binge disorder is the only thing wrong with her, and therefore mukbangs are ok as long as they are not binges.


I think that she is going to the clinic but her interpretation of their guidance is that overeating is ok as long that is not a binge.


If, as it has been pointed out, she is struggling with money, she will quit this charade soon if she has not already done so. After 2 days, her pot sticker mukbangs has only 46k views and her views for the last 30 days are at 1.2M. She is not growing her channel.
Her potstickers she should have choked and died on.

End of story. But WAIT, there's more!

Glutonious Rex will indeed choke to death on sumpthin'.

Place your bets.
 
This is not new. We have seen this movie before where the so-called therapist or dietitian tells Amber that it is fine to gorge herself. She thinks that her alleged binge disorder is the only thing wrong with her, and therefore mukbangs are ok as long as they are not binges.

Yep. I think I said before how utterly amazeeen it is that she finds all these doctors and professionals that tell her to do things she wanted to do. I know she's a narc and all, but she's exceptionally unaware of just how fucking stupid the entire rest of the world would have to be to believe the bullshit she's bringing.

I think that she is going to the clinic but her interpretation of their guidance is that overeating is ok as long that is not a binge.

At this point in her life, I suppose it doesn't really matter one way or the other. She will quit this, just like everything else.

If, as it has been pointed out, she is struggling with money, she will quit this charade soon if she has not already done so. After 2 days, her pot sticker mukbangs has only 46k views and her views for the last 30 days are at 1.2M. She is not growing her channel.

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TWO days and still not up over 50K views. Boring mook-bongs are boring, Fatty. Do better. Nice ratio, though.

I hadn't actually watched the entire damn thing, so I did (through a reaction channel, don't get your knickers in a twist, you purity fuckers). Previously, I'd only listened to it while i did other things, and stopped it in this midst of her spinning the bullshit story about being okayed to do exactly what she, DoctorLynn Medicine Woman, decided the psychological aspect would be viz. her mook-bongs. This time, I watched her and listened through her godawful chewing and table manners. Two things:

!. She shoved an entire potsticker into that hole in her face at one point.The next, she took a more dainty 90% bite. You know, Big Spamber, when you're picking up the next one, and you haven't even finished swallowing the whole one you're sucking down, just go ahead and shove the next one in 100%, too. It's too late at that point to make things better. But I want to let you know that I felt oh so reassured that you eat more slowly when you're doing mook-bongs on camera - nothing says slowing down to appreciate your processed, prepackaged food like shoving an entire potsticker in your face.

2. At another point,she says she wished she had gotten a fork, instead of eating that shit with her fingers. GET UP AND GET A FORK YOU LAZY, USELESS, POS. And get a fucking napkin while you're at it, you fucking pig.

Unless, of course, you're doing this one for the feeders. Someone's paying for this shit. She'll just never admit it.

Regarding the fork issue - she's done this before, during the E&R Era when she was yammering in a video about how down or sick she was and she wound up eating Thai or Chinese in the bedroom, having made Becky go out and fetch it. Oh no! No fork in the bag! So she made Becky fetch her one. I guess the "gf" doesn't do Stepin' Fetchit.

Keeping up with the constant retconning and Amber not remembering her lies isn't even interesting anymore. She said in that ramen noodle, slaw, egg roll mukbang that she ate twice as many egg rolls (4 instead of 2), because she was shooting a mukbang and she feels people want to see more food and it's more interesting to watch. Now, she's saying she eats slower (false), only eats actual meals (false), and it makes her more conscientious of what she eats (also false). It's boring even taking the time to point this out. The almost mindnumbing reaction channel meta dramas have become more entertaining to watch than her content or the reaction channels reacting to it.

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Yep. Then it morphed into "This would be a meal I'm eating anyway!" as if she was going to eat a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands (didn't seem to mind food all over your hands then, Fatty) or a whole shrimp ring or an entire fucking veggie tray with ranch. Tell your lies, Fatty, tell your lies. We're used to them.
 
Yep. I think I said before how utterly amazeeen it is that she finds all these doctors and professionals that tell her to do things she wanted to do. I know she's a narc and all, but she's exceptionally unaware of just how fucking stupid the entire rest of the world would have to be to believe the bullshit she's bringing.



At this point in her life, I suppose it doesn't really matter one way or the other. She will quit this, just like everything else.



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TWO days and still not up over 50K views. Boring mook-bongs are boring, Fatty. Do better. Nice ratio, though.

I hadn't actually watched the entire damn thing, so I did (through a reaction channel, don't get your knickers in a twist, you purity fuckers). Previously, I'd only listened to it while i did other things, and stopped it in this midst of her spinning the bullshit story about being okayed to do exactly what she, DoctorLynn Medicine Woman, decided the psychological aspect would be viz. her mook-bongs. This time, I watched her and listened through her godawful chewing and table manners. Two things:

!. She shoved an entire potsticker into that hole in her face at one point.The next, she took a more dainty 90% bite. You know, Big Spamber, when you're picking up the next one, and you haven't even finished swallowing the whole one you're sucking down, just go ahead and shove the next one in 100%, too. It's too late at that point to make things better. But I want to let you know that I felt oh so reassured that you eat more slowly when you're doing mook-bongs on camera - nothing says slowing down to appreciate your processed, prepackaged food like shoving an entire potsticker in your face.

2. At another point,she says she wished she had gotten a fork, instead of eating that shit with her fingers. GET UP AND GET A FORK YOU LAZY, USELESS, POS. And get a fucking napkin while you're at it, you fucking pig.

Unless, of course, you're doing this one for the feeders. Someone's paying for this shit. She'll just never admit it.

Regarding the fork issue - she's done this before, during the E&R Era when she was yammering in a video about how down or sick she was and she wound up eating Thai or Chinese in the bedroom, having made Becky go out and fetch it. Oh no! No fork in the bag! So she made Becky fetch her one. I guess the "gf" doesn't do Stepin' Fetchit.



Yep. Then it morphed into "This would be a meal I'm eating anyway!" as if she was going to eat a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands (didn't seem to mind food all over your hands then, Fatty) or a whole shrimp ring or an entire fucking veggie tray with ranch. Tell your lies, Fatty, tell your lies. We're used to them.
I wonder how much weight she would lose from just eating slow and normal alone. She just stuffs and stuffs and stuffs.
 
Just in case you didn’t know, you can find this food at your local Chinese restaurant. Thanks Amber!

She tells us a very interesting story. LOL just kidding! Someone sent her a death threat and the FBI got involved. She was like soooo scared that she did something wrong (um, why tho?).

She has something going on unless it falls through. “Wait, does ‘falls through’ mean it will happen or it won’t happen?” I don’t know, Writerlynn, you tell us.

Boring. 0/10. Do not recommend.
 
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