Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[My Cat Is Racist]

Shoves food in mouth, checks view finder. Rinse, repeat.
"I had a panic attack because I had to sit there and think of my life..." Yeah bitch, no shit. Your life is a train wreck with no escape unless it's the sweet release of death.

I'd have a panic attack too.

 

[pot of sneed]

Now that Chantal is gone, Hamberlynn really thinks she can steal that crown. Nobody will be madder than the canadian cunt, the uptown fupa, the beezin' bing-queen, the Bibi berater. Hammy's in a scramble and a tumble trying to drum up views but as she said, if she needed money, she'd be doing mookbangs honey! Love that for her! Also she is fat and boring as ever. Hamberlynn, if you're reading the farms, do another shrimpgate or show layggs. You're boring as fuck and your channel is dead.

Also holy shit, that one noodle platter could feed me and my whole family. Greedy cunt.

 

[Generic Retard]

Would be a decent elden ring boss ngl. man she thinks she's so hot

A few more pounds and she can't lady boner over her own selfies anymore, because the filters will not take her moon face (see left side of the pic).
(Why is she holding her right arm like that? Is she actually pushing up her breasts for more cleavage?)

Edit:
Wanted to look for an example of a face being way too fat to make filters work, didn't find one.
I found this though https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...really-me-the-ugly-truth-about-beauty-filters
Amber would probably be the first candidate, coming to my mind, who would buy a magic mirror situation type deal, that would let her avoid looking at her real self.

Philisophy question: If you can't look at your fat face (because every mirror and camera filters your face), are you really fat?

Brb, need to patent something to sell to all the body dysmorphia gorls and troons real quick...

 

[King Fructose]

The FBI was tasked with investigating the horrible stench that was coming from the first floor of The Henry.

 

[Generic Retard]

The FBI was tasked with investigating the horrible stench that was coming from the first floor of The Henry.

Rumors say the tenant wasn't seen outside her apartment in weeks.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Also holy shit, that one noodle platter could feed me and my whole family. Greedy fat cunt.

FTFY

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Another mookbong?

Never mind Amber. Maybe soon some obsessed Haydur will buy your overpriced 24ct silver plated rings and you can thrill us all with a highly requested Torreed haul molment for a change!

 

[Xenomorph]

No1cur show layrg

 

[FatalTater]

I didn't watch the video since I can't stand watching her stuff her stupid face, but I listened to part of it.

She is lying. And now she can make a video about OMG You Guise I Am Totally Not Lyeen About The FBI!!! or maybe People Think I Lied About Mean Comments complete with tearful montage.

Personally I will not be the least bit sad to hear of #Amberlynn's death. FBI? You listening? Take notes in case there's a quiz later.

Love seeing the line graph on her Social Blade page creep lower and lower.

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[Strong Tomato]

People post death threats online all the time, they don’t go out and investigate every single one. Surely they have more important things to do. Amber is full of shit.

 

[mekalekahi]

This is a good contender for one of her most unhinged videos, probably up there with her coaching Becky on how to exercise. So a FBI agent rushed to call you back after 45 seconds to make sure you felt safe after a YouTube comment? Ok

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'll do a real recap of this, but first: I knew this meal looked

familiar

Special bonus: this is the one with the missing fork I referenced. She claimed she will "usually eat this in two separate mills".

LiarLynn. We know you hoovered it all down in one go then and you did the same now.

Original Farms thread on the blast from the past.

 

[TobyFromTheOffice]

Holy fat fuck that’s a lot of food

 

[FatalTater]

People post death threats online all the time, they don’t go out and investigate every single one. Surely they have more important things to do. Amber is full of shit.

I mean, IF the threat was graphic and explicit enough to sound like the person had actual plans to do the thing, it might get looked into. But since Amber lies most of the time about even the tiniest things, it's safe to say this story is 99.9% BS.

I'll do a real recap of this, but first: I knew this meal looked


familiar

Even with a head like a flesh colored bowling ball she's still eye-fucking herself.
Amber thinks she's pretty and always has.

 

[high and tired]

Jesus fucking Christ, the absurd amount of noodles on that plate. Why can’t she stir up some drama and make things interesting, slip out “nigga” on accident or something

 

[SWEETIE1989]

I just can't with this bitch. The FBI? That story is so bad and unbelievable. How important does she think she is? Ma'am, you are not that famous.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Wonder how long it'll take this one to hit 50,000 views.

I'm starting to wonder if I even give a shit about show laygs at this point. Like if it happened, okay, but will I actually click the link so piggy gets her last big fat YouTube check ever or just wait for the spoiled pic on KF? Even the Amber vids I do watch are usually our archives

 

[ADHD]

Shoves food in mouth, checks view finder. Rinse, repeat.
"I had a panic attack because I had to sit there and think of my life..." Yeah bitch, no shit. Your life is a train wreck with no escape unless it's the sweet release of death.

I'd have a panic attack too.

Did someone say "panic attack"?

 

[12345]

Since Chantal isn't really worth watching for likes and dislikes, at least not right now, do you gorls want one big dump every week or every day as she posts them in the future?

 

[dfranki723]

Ejecting her tongue from her mouth to ensure no loss of food, yes, stay consistent KUH-WEEN.

Nobody is threatening this cunt, no-one cares enough about her to make a genuine threat.
This is just another facet of her narcissism. She's so special that even the mean comments she gets are taken seriously! She's so blissfully unaware of how severely uneducated she is. Fatty thinks she is the smartest person in every fucking room yet has never succeeded in telling a believable lie.

Maybe she knows that WE know this is all fake and it's just another ploy to get attention/troll.
I wouldn't put either explanation past her.
She either hopes everyone believes this tell or hopes everyone will rush to her channel to watch her video and point out the flaws in her tale.