Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"I don't know what Naples means", Geography queen Amber tells us while showing the pizza with the "Naples style base" she bought because her and the house negro have been eating a lot of pizza recently, despite the fact she doesn't eat pizza. She has to be trolling at this point. Please God almighty she cannot be this fucking handicapped.



Highly requested Trader Joe's tayss tess molment coming up soon!

 

[pot of sneed]

Two days again, still short of 50K. Ratio is doing well. Lizard tongue was working OT in this one.

It's weird, for me it's less the tongue (annoying though it is) and more the dead-eyed look when she's gazefucking herself in the camera? I've seen sharks eating with more soul and emotion in their beadly little black peepers so it's always eerie as fuck seeing her face when she's doubling down a trough of slop. Fat eating machine running on less neurons than the world's oldest oceanic predators.

 

[peach tea]

Spoiler: Archive

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All this bitch thinks, cares or talks about is food. Jesus Christ, I didn’t even think about cigarettes this much when I smoked a pack a day.

 

[dollastoho]

BREAKING NEWS!! Sara aka YDHB has confessed to impersonating an FBI agent to catfish Amber
Just kidding... She reacted to AL's storytime from her morally superior eDucAtEd ImMigRanT soapbox, and I stole the pic from her video thumbnail. Yes the mustache is fake lashes.

* I couldn't even type that with a straight face.

 

[Constellationzero]

The haul:

Spoiler: lots of shit

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You can see here why applying to be a DRS home care assistant is such an attractive grift here in 'Murica. You ain't unemployed, so they can't SAY ANYTHING BAD. You get lots of free fass fud and free Whole Paycheck and Trader Joe's. Probably can even skim some off top to send to friends and family (what's Fat Albert gonna do, stare dumbly and go WHUUUT?). Gots free cable TEE VEE, free interbutts, free amenities at The Henry... who could ask for anything more?

All you gotta do is smell this bitch all day, wipe/hose it down, and pretend to agree that you have sex with it! Easy Peasy, thanxx, taxpayers!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

For those who've never been to Trader Joe's, the aisles are notoriously narrow. They're the size of two shopping carts side by side. If someone stops to look at the shelves, and someone is coming the other direction, it's gridlock. There is no getting around the person standing still. There is NO WAY PlanetLynn is walking down those aisles. She would literally take up the entire space. She's loafing in the car while her nigger fetches the vittles.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

BREAKING NEWS!! Sara aka YDHB has confessed to impersonating an FBI agent to catfish AmberView attachment 3101518
Just kidding... She reacted to AL's storytime from her morally superior eDucAtEd ImMigRanT soapbox, and I stole the pic from her video thumbnail. Yes the mustache is fake lashes.

* I couldn't even type that with a straight face.

Saw that in my feed and had to avert my eyes from all of the cringe. And you brought it here. How dare you.

 

[10547875]

Trader Joe's sells very cheap/low quality food dressed up in very nice/minimalist-style "Trader Joe's" packaging (a lot of their foods- especially frozen- are ridiculously oily and packed full of calories). They also sell a fuckton of sugar-laden treats throughout the entire store (like you can't even walk twenty feet without seeing some sort of dessert). There's no way Amber didn't buy peanut butter and chocolate covered 'Joe Joes', S'mores bites, chocolate caramels, apple sugar donuts, etc. etc. That is 100% not the actual haul of a 600lb woman who can easily look up every single Trader Joe's item on their website and have her caretaker ("with benefits") fetch them for her.

(I actually really like TJ and think it's worth it to check it out if you're able/want to )

Edit: no way, she's really pretending she actually went there? Ha!

 

[dollastoho]

Saw that in my feed and had to avert my eyes from all of the cringe. And you brought it here. How dare you.

I apologize and blame my cringe on fatty being eternally boring. Lol.

 

[expert legos]

Yeah, I was gonna say...when I go to TJ's, I have a very specific list in mind so I can get in and out fast. It is always packed and you definitely feel that pressure to keep it moving. Which is also why it's funny hearing her brag about not using a scooter. I don't even think my TJ's HAS scooters. I've definitely never seen anyone using one. Again, because it's cramped as hell in there and the only people I can imagine taking up that much space are people for whom there is no choice and come equipped with their own mobility device.

 

[WasabiPasta]

Spoiler: Archive

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At the start of the video she nastily takes out a receipt from her bra and comments on it so daintily. At 5:00 she YEETS something papery out of the bag, and then quickly cuts to continue the haul. Sure looked like a receipt.

And honestly, I couldn't give less of a shit, oOoOo wHaT a TrOlL.

Still fat, still BORING.

I just watch out of habit, the entertainment factor has been long gone.

 

[mekalekahi]

These 2 woman plowed through 5 bags of Trader Joe’s,plus takeout and pizza in under a week.

I know she’s had it forever but that mass on her side looks bigger than ever it sticks so far out

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It's weird, for me it's less the tongue (annoying though it is) and more the dead-eyed look when she's gazefucking herself in the camera? I've seen sharks eating with more soul and emotion in their beadly little black peepers so it's always eerie as fuck seeing her face when she's doubling down a trough of slop. Fat eating machine running on less neurons than the world's oldest oceanic predators.

I've compared her to great white sharks before, but having looked at the stills @mekalekahi just posted, JFC. Great whites, swim aside, Big Ham has motored rigt past you to hang with the blue whales.

BREAKING NEWS!! Sara aka YDHB has confessed to impersonating an FBI agent to catfish AmberView attachment 3101518
Just kidding... She reacted to AL's storytime from her morally superior eDucAtEd ImMigRanT soapbox, and I stole the pic from her video thumbnail. Yes the mustache is fake lashes.

* I couldn't even type that with a straight face.

I think this is funny, although I'm not going to listen to her prattle on about HamberLynn Feedee.

These 2 woman plowed through 5 bags of Trader Joe’s,plus takeout and pizza in under a week.

I know she’s had it forever but that mass on her side looks bigger than ever it sticks so far out

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God damn, she is absolutely massive. Good lord, it's amazing how these lardasses can fill the entire frame of a camera if they're too dangerously close to it or it's too sickeningly zoomed in. It reminds me of this.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I find it ridiculous that they're buying multiples of things they haven't even tried yet. Also, peep the three jars of honey-roasted peanuts. That's a fuck-ton of peanuts.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Are we betting that this is partof the haul from the other day - she just changed shirts either for this one or the other one, to split one haul into two vids? Or are we thinking now that she has a high class "gf", instead of going to Wommart every day and touching everything, they're just going to go to TJs every day and touch things there instead?

 

[Xenomorph]

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Big Bertha gonna be constipated like a motherfucker

 

[King Fructose]

These 2 woman plowed through 5 bags of Trader Joe’s,plus takeout and pizza in under a week.

I know she’s had it forever but that mass on her side looks bigger than ever it sticks so far out

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She’s shaped like a deformed snowman. A snowfat.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Are we betting that this is partof the haul from the other day - she just changed shirts either for this one or the other one, to split one haul into two vids? Or are we thinking now that she has a high class "gf", instead of going to Wommart every day and touching everything, they're just going to go to TJs every day and touch things there instead?

I am on board with your theory because in this haul there are the dumplings of the mukbang and she explains the calories as we weren't already aware from the moooookbang

 

[pot of sneed]

Situation Type Deal Gorl makes a lot of sense. We've speculated her to have binged hardcore like that time she pigged out in Lexington (the first time when they were still living at the gaycare) and then later on with the banana detectiveness mystery hanging in the background. Wouldn't put it past fatty to split one haul into two videos and yes, she would absolutely devour a huge family-sized week's budget in mere days. This bitch ain't losin' weight, gorls.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

These 2 woman plowed through 5 bags of Trader Joe’s,plus takeout and pizza in under a week.

I know she’s had it forever but that mass on her side looks bigger than ever it sticks so far out

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I was just thinking that. She looks like she’s carrying around a parisitic twin.