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i expect at least a couple of haydurs in the Facebook group to post about buying merch. I’m sure they will even model it for us.
Not defending Amber cause I agree with you, but most YouTubers have shitty, lazy merch designs.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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the time to make merch was a few years ago, when her channel was thriving and she was being constantly shaded by eric and rickie. could you imagine if she made a t shirt that said NO ONE CARES on it? or if she sold orange chicken pins? but she’s so uncreative and lacks so much awareness that the only idea she’s struggled to force between the fat that rests in her skull is a pillow that says PILLOW MOUNTAIN. no fun design. no creativity. no humor.
i think at least some of her depression and lack of enthusiasm comes from realizing that she really can’t carry her channel on her own. she isn’t interesting enough as a solo act and relies heavily on a cast of characters to remain interesting, and with her caretaker restricting her content she really is having a hard time trying to be worth watching alone
i think at least some of her depression and lack of enthusiasm comes from realizing that she really can’t carry her channel on her own. she isn’t interesting enough as a solo act and relies heavily on a cast of characters to remain interesting, and with her caretaker restricting her content she really is having a hard time trying to be worth watching alone
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People told her to make it years ago and she didnt listen then.. shes a blubberheaded moron
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she NEVER takes people’s advice because she thinks she knows everything about business. managing a terrible youtube channel with some of the worst content available isn’t the same thing as being an entrepreneur
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I hope when Jade and Hammy break up I hope fat jade slaps Amber with a copyright strike lmao
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Okay call me autistic but that's a shirt I would buy
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i think if she leaned into the criticism and ridicule she gets she’d be far more successful and comfortable with herself, on top of just being honest about her weight loss journey being total bullshit.
honestly i’d respect and actually like her if she didn’t try so hard! i think the shirt idea is a great example of how fun her content could be if she is wasn’t so obsessed with her self image.
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Oh it's all trolling.
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I don't think I'd LIKE her but she'd irritate me less if she didn't try so hard to be the manic pixie dream girl archetype that's fallen out of fashion years ago. She's that person who hangs in your friend group in high school who's very aware that no one else quite understands how they got integrated so they joke too much/laugh too hard/ pretend to like stuff because everyone else does/ buys everyone stuff.
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That's not even the right url?
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Goddamn, you know...it's springtime here. I got shit - OUTDOOR SHIT, Fatty, maybe you should look into it - to do, and you just had to waddle into the fucking spotlight AGAIN just so people can mock you and where the fuck am I?
Allow me to offer some criticism before I bore the socks off everyone with my interminable replies.
"Merch moment" - would have been a perfect opportunity for "Merch molment". Duh.
"Pillow mountain" - stupid fucking choice of font, pillow size, and colors. You might think you're a refined, dainty princess, but your fucking pillows on pillow mountain were dingy, unwashed petri dishes of sweat, dead skin cells, and yeast. You should have made one color: off-white (since no body is going to offer that special color that mixes the previous items I've mentioned and the nasty, caked on makeup you were forever "forgetting" to take off.
"Dainty gorl" - about the only one that makes any fucking sense, but the people who are going to unironically buy your shit primarily are the fatties in the facebook group and the subreddits. But a yoga mat? If those bitches did yoga "on the daily" (hint hint) they wouldn't be fatties, would they? And nobody is paying 60 goddamned dollars plus shipping on a fucking yoga mat on teespring, JFC. Stick to clothing, drink bottles, mugs, bath items, and kitchen shit (handtowels, for instance, if they do them). Edit to add: and if you're going to try to sell a fucking yoga mat, you should also have a water bottle, as well as a bundle with them bo(l)th.
Things to consider: if teespring is like everywhere else, you can create your own art to slap on stiff with whatever text you want to go with it. Go to shutterstock and buy a membership so you can purchase stock art. Don't choose fonts where the intended text can't be fucking read.
"Hello, it's ready." - front
"Goodbye." - back
Think of any choice where you can say x or y or "bolth". Slap it on a shirt.
"It's a whole situation type deal."
"Suckalent" - also good with either stock art or line drawings.
"I got a dietician, y'all" - again, a nice double bacon cheeseburger stock art or line drawing
"Mook-bong" - any picture of a giant pile of food will do
"I know what works for me" - same
"Orange chicken" - with a literal orange chicken (cartoon images work great for this). The only people who would understand the reference are channel viewers or people who keep chickens. (Buff Orpington chickens are orange or tawny and have very even temperaments, FYI.)
"So good" - either alone or with a pile of food
You clearly suck at this merch thing, so steal shamelessly from other peoples' work.
You should have listened to people when they told you to make merch years ago, when your channel was at its acme, instead of barreling back to earth nosecone first. You could have maximized merch sales, especially when you had side characters to offer suggestions. You are not smart enough or creative enough to make good merch, just like you're incapable of carrying your channel yourself.
I doubt there is one, and if there is one, she already quit, because she knows better than everyone and listens to no one.
You spelled DoctorLynn, Medicine Woman wrong.
She hasn't mentioned it at all on her channel of late. If there is one, it's likely she's long gone.
Indeed. It's also why her writing sucks.
She knows "what works for" her, shitlord.
You too, asshole.
LOL
Allow me to offer some criticism before I bore the socks off everyone with my interminable replies.
"Merch moment" - would have been a perfect opportunity for "Merch molment". Duh.
"Pillow mountain" - stupid fucking choice of font, pillow size, and colors. You might think you're a refined, dainty princess, but your fucking pillows on pillow mountain were dingy, unwashed petri dishes of sweat, dead skin cells, and yeast. You should have made one color: off-white (since no body is going to offer that special color that mixes the previous items I've mentioned and the nasty, caked on makeup you were forever "forgetting" to take off.
"Dainty gorl" - about the only one that makes any fucking sense, but the people who are going to unironically buy your shit primarily are the fatties in the facebook group and the subreddits. But a yoga mat? If those bitches did yoga "on the daily" (hint hint) they wouldn't be fatties, would they? And nobody is paying 60 goddamned dollars plus shipping on a fucking yoga mat on teespring, JFC. Stick to clothing, drink bottles, mugs, bath items, and kitchen shit (handtowels, for instance, if they do them). Edit to add: and if you're going to try to sell a fucking yoga mat, you should also have a water bottle, as well as a bundle with them bo(l)th.
Things to consider: if teespring is like everywhere else, you can create your own art to slap on stiff with whatever text you want to go with it. Go to shutterstock and buy a membership so you can purchase stock art. Don't choose fonts where the intended text can't be fucking read.
"Hello, it's ready." - front
"Goodbye." - back
Think of any choice where you can say x or y or "bolth". Slap it on a shirt.
"It's a whole situation type deal."
"Suckalent" - also good with either stock art or line drawings.
"I got a dietician, y'all" - again, a nice double bacon cheeseburger stock art or line drawing
"Mook-bong" - any picture of a giant pile of food will do
"I know what works for me" - same
"Orange chicken" - with a literal orange chicken (cartoon images work great for this). The only people who would understand the reference are channel viewers or people who keep chickens. (Buff Orpington chickens are orange or tawny and have very even temperaments, FYI.)
"So good" - either alone or with a pile of food
You clearly suck at this merch thing, so steal shamelessly from other peoples' work.
You should have listened to people when they told you to make merch years ago, when your channel was at its acme, instead of barreling back to earth nosecone first. You could have maximized merch sales, especially when you had side characters to offer suggestions. You are not smart enough or creative enough to make good merch, just like you're incapable of carrying your channel yourself.
I doubt there is one, and if there is one, she already quit, because she knows better than everyone and listens to no one.
You spelled DoctorLynn, Medicine Woman wrong.
She hasn't mentioned it at all on her channel of late. If there is one, it's likely she's long gone.
Indeed. It's also why her writing sucks.
She knows "what works for" her, shitlord.
You too, asshole.
LOL
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Why not start with Merch for Twinkie...everyone love s Twinks...a cute Rasberry Pink little Sweater that says "Floofpotato" or something cute on it =)
so many People have itty bitty little Dogs and spend big Bucks on Dog-clothes..
I always wonderd why our Manatee never had the Idea to become a Plus Size Model...that would be the only Thing she could work outside of
Youtube...O.o
so many People have itty bitty little Dogs and spend big Bucks on Dog-clothes..
I always wonderd why our Manatee never had the Idea to become a Plus Size Model...that would be the only Thing she could work outside of
Youtube...O.o
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"Twonk"
"Twinkie Storr"
The number of missed opportunities in the Amberverse is staggering.
Dammit, Edit Edit: thought of more
"I wore the wrong shoes" - on socks
"Uh, books is for for the brain" - notebook/journal/bookmarks an/or on a shirt with a pile of books, maybe with the phrase as titles
"This vlog is so raw you guys, FAWK" - or FUCK, if someone is feeling frisky
"You don't understand nutrition like I do" - a slight change from the original, but necessary so the person who sees it on a shirt understands it
"I'd rather be in Bora Bora" - with outline art of the country (that I bet Hamber can't find on a map, much like she can't find Russia, and probably doesn't know is not a country itself)
"It's just water weight"
"On the hunt for my escape goat"
"You're a LAH!"
"This beanbag's in a hurry"
"dispeckful"
"Here's some art I am sailing" -with any of Monet's sailboat series
"Twinkie Storr"
The number of missed opportunities in the Amberverse is staggering.
Dammit, Edit Edit: thought of more
"I wore the wrong shoes" - on socks
"Uh, books is for for the brain" - notebook/journal/bookmarks an/or on a shirt with a pile of books, maybe with the phrase as titles
"This vlog is so raw you guys, FAWK" - or FUCK, if someone is feeling frisky
"You don't understand nutrition like I do" - a slight change from the original, but necessary so the person who sees it on a shirt understands it
"I'd rather be in Bora Bora" - with outline art of the country (that I bet Hamber can't find on a map, much like she can't find Russia, and probably doesn't know is not a country itself)
"It's just water weight"
"On the hunt for my escape goat"
"You're a LAH!"
"This beanbag's in a hurry"
"dispeckful"
"Here's some art I am sailing" -with any of Monet's sailboat series
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L_I_F_T_E_D
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"DAILY vlogs are back?? & a weigh in!!" (Apr 9, 2022)
ETA: No actual weigh-in, just claims her weight is now 505.8 elbees.
Also, leaves up a "to be continued..." screen for 30 entire seconds just to get to that 8-minute mark for ads.
Truly a lazy gorl.
ETA: No actual weigh-in, just claims her weight is now 505.8 elbees.
Also, leaves up a "to be continued..." screen for 30 entire seconds just to get to that 8-minute mark for ads.
Truly a lazy gorl.
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The laziest person on YouTube didn't secure and trademark "dainty" or buy out the creator of the font for sole use or for use on physical products?
I am SHOCKED - SHOCKED, I say, at this turn of events.
I can see this merch thing is heading toward going down in flames just like her burgeoning earreen business did.
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Just a reminder: This is not a place to shill your own merch, take that to Reddit or Facebook or anywhere else.
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She’s live; drunk and crying:
Wanting that Guntal coin.
Wanting that Guntal coin.
I Have A Kiwi Allergy
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Ugh seriously, she's getting blasted on apple flavored whiskey??
EDIT: I don't drink so I don't have much of an idea of alcohol tolerance, but seriously, how much does this beached whale have to drink to be drunk? Cause if it's a lot for her size, she's totally acting like those middle school girls who sneak margaritas mix to school and get "super drunk"