Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Ben Lurkin']

Imagine being a 31 year old with no responsibilities bringing in around $9,000 a month without ever having to leave the house... and you still don't get to have the biggest bedroom in the apartment.

This is one of the very few things that I'm at all curious about with Hamber and this "relationship:" What was the exact reason Hamber sacrificed the master bedroom to Jade? Why was that required? What is this trade-off about, really?

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Secondary thought of the afternoon; how much alcohol does it take to get a heifer of this size drunk anyway? She is fucking massive and is constantly eating which bolsters her alcohol resistance even more, so either she's a bad drunk and is actually in a manic state hamming it up for them views or she's drunk a shitload, which I don't imagine is happening considering how little coin she must have at this point and how food-driven she is. Maybe she uncovered a few bottles Becky left behind??

In all the visual Blood Alcohol Concentration (BAC) level charts I can find online, they only chart BAC up to 240 elbees:

Spoiler: BAC Charts

But...Here's a BAC Calculator - LINK

When you input Amber's weight into the BAC Calculator:

• A 600-elbee female
• 6 shots of hard liquor
• 2-hours since last drink

Result​

BAC is around 0.023%.​

It will take around 2 more hours to reach 0%.​

Average individual appears normal.​

Other BAC Factors:

• BODY FAT: When comparing two people of the same weight, a person with a higher percentage of body fat will tend to have a higher BAC. This is because alcohol is not absorbed into fatty tissue and is therefore concentrated in a smaller body mass.
  
  
• FITNESS: Muscular people have more total body water because muscle tissue contains more water than fat tissue. Alcohol distributes itself in total body water, but not fat. So, when imbibing the same amounts of alcohol, a more muscular 175-pound person will have a lower BAC than an unfit 175-pound person.
  
  
• TOLERANCE: Experienced or regular drinkers tend to increase the amount they drink over time to feel the same effects from alcohol. They may show few visible signs of intoxication even with fairly high BACs.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

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Why do Hambeastlynns beetus ridden dumbo ear arms look like she got into a fucking knock-down drag out with a furious wood chipper?

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[Queequeg]

yeeeeeeees Amber. Start the downward spiral into alcoholism. She is so red, this idiot shouldn't drink.

 

[dacwcman68]

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She looks like she's about to give a PSA assembly about the dangers of orange chicken and how it led to the downward spiral of her life to a class of middle schoolers

 

[StrawberryDouche]

On one hand, Amber told us that she paid $50,000 in taxes which means that she is making about $160,000 per year. This is quite a substantial income.

That was for her 2021 income. That included the breakup livestreams and the Wipey fishing and all the zupershats and views that came with them. Without similar drama, her income will be greatly diminished for 2022.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

how much alcohol does it take to get a heifer of this size drunk anyway?

Honestly, it's less to do with size and more to do with frequency of consumption.

She rarely drinks and when she does, it's usually some lightweight rose wine or similar shit. She has zero tolerance and I'd imagine she'd get pretty quickly whiffed with higher octane shit like apple jack whiskey. I occasionally enjoy a couple shots of Hammerhead (salted carmel whiskey) or Skatterbrain (peanut butter whiskey) and both of those check in at 70 proof (35% alcohol). Neither get me drunk, just a nice aperitif. Also, I knock off a pint or more of vodka on the daily, so there's that tolerance I mentioned. I'd have to drink way more than that to get bawling baby drunk.

But in her case, the effect of a few chugs hits hard and fast, which was obvious by how flushed she was. She was more than a couple of shots in at the start of that manic "woe is me" disaster of a vlog.

Ain't sticking up for the stupid bitch, but stupid is as stupid does. And she's extremely stupid for drinking outside of her normal lane. Plus, she's lucky she didn't go into a diabetic coma. The sugar content in flavored booze (in general) is off the charts.

I hope she had a wonderful, well-deserved hangover and ended up puking her guts out face-first in the shitter.

Amateur, at best.

 

[8008135]

Just a 550-pound 31-year-old liveeeen her best life!

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

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Just a 550-pound 31-year-old liveeeen her best life!

Poster child right der for "If only you knew how bad it really is..."

Enjoy your self-made gluttonous hell, Hamber. You look maaaahhhhvelous!

 

[mekalekahi]

She was acting like that friend in highschool that’s 15 and gets way too drunk on the alcohol you stole and everyone has to calm them down cause there crying and being ridiculous.

There is no way wifey sits in the room while stuff like this goes on and thinks this is a woman I want to marry. Becky sat thru 5 years of this shit, but wifey settled in with amber with dwindling money and more unstable then ever and it’s been less than a year lol.

 

[nooo]

I don’t ever wanna hear her say she’s horny ever again. I don’t have the cash for a therapist.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I don’t ever wanna hear her say she’s horny ever again. I don’t have the cash for a therapist.

Show me on the doll where Hamber hornied you. There. Our therapy session is complete. No charge for today's visit.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

This is just the Wish version of Chantal's Cuba hotel room beeze where she got messy drunk and went after other YTers. It's actually kind of impressive how she manages to make a drunken breakdown this boring.

 

[I Have A Kiwi Allergy]

That is vile.

 

[King Fructose]

I really don’t understand Big Al’s speech patterns. She doesn’t pronounce a long “ee” sound in the middle of a word, but says it in place of -ing. Example: “realize” is “rillize” but “eating” is “eateeen”

 

[FickleFuck]

I knew she was going to do a livestream soon. She is a giant sack of desperation. The fact that she chose to emulate Gunts to try and grab some views is super pathetic. She has absolutely nothing on Gunt in the unbridled rage department. And in her fake drunken spiel she didn't have the balls to call out anyone or talk some shit about anyone. All she did was pretend sadz over Nikocado not liking her and pull self-deprecating bullshit out her shelf ass to get people to pat it and tell her "oh nos, Amber, you're not a big fat uggo with a garbage personality!" That was a boring non-rage that got kicked off because Wipey wouldn't let her have Taco Bell. Wipey may not let her eat crap but she sure doesn't give a shit about Hamber to let her drink and get stupid on camera. Also, I cannot stand her fucking stupid laughing.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

I really don’t understand Big Al’s speech patterns. She doesn’t pronounce a long “ee” sound in the middle of a word, but says it in place of -ing. Example: “realize” is “rillize” but “eating” is “eateeen”

Lack of education and ignorance. She also thinks it's "cute" and "quirky" to mispronounce words.

In her livestream, she claimed some "big" YouTuber contacted her and wanted to make a documentary about her life or something to that effect. But she turned the offer down because she didn't want to be seen irl

 

[Pomegranate-gore]

i expect at least a couple of haydurs in the Facebook group to post about buying merch.

People on reddit are talking about actually doing it. Idiots

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Now I need a remake of that movie with Amber as the crazy sister and Situation Type Deal Gorl as the wheelchair sister.

I'm in!

When Chantal was drunk she bitched and whined about other people.

When Amber got drunk, she bitched and whined about herself.

This is why she is boring.

Another reason she is boring (and also a classic narcissist): she reacted to herself. Because she is her favorite subject.

On one hand, Amber told us that she paid $50,000 in taxes which means that she is making about $160,000 per year. This is quite a substantial income.

It's also LiarLynn, so....

I do not think Jade is contributing much if anything.

I think this is a true statement.

Preparing food for the beast and letting it cry it out. I suspect that Amber was being her usual binge monster self and then got all sad and depressed when Wipey wouldn't cave in and grovel like Becky used to. Eventually gave her a sad little meal in the form of plain white rice and sad chicken meatballs, where where those awesome and healthy meals she used to cook like that pork mango salsa???

Hey, once you're dug in like a tick, fuck that.

Her therapist would have told her to not drink - not on her meds and not ever

If her liver could talk, imagine what tales it would tell.

I knew she was going to do a livestream soon. She is a giant sack of desperation. The fact that she chose to emulate Gunts to try and grab some views is super pathetic. She has absolutely nothing on Gunt in the unbridled rage department. And in her fake drunken spiel she didn't have the balls to call out anyone or talk some shit about anyone. All she did was pretend sadz over Nikocado not liking her and pull self-deprecating bullshit out her shelf ass to get people to pat it and tell her "oh nos, Amber, you're not a big fat uggo with a garbage personality!" That was a boring non-rage that got kicked off because Wipey wouldn't let her have Taco Bell. Wipey may not let her eat crap but she sure doesn't give a shit about Hamber to let her drink and get stupid on camera. Also, I cannot stand her fucking stupid laughing.

And this finally reminded me of what that fucking horse whinny laugh reminds me of: Chantal's incidental laughter in her lives/vids. Heeheehee! So cute. So quirky. Too bad that belongs to someone else, like every other goddamned thing in her personlities over the last nine years.

I saw a comment flash by in all this about how her neighbors must feel with this screeching, cackling bitch screaming at two AM in the fucking morning (or letting them sleep, or whatever) and I have to agree. I was wearing headphones - because people in MY household were asleep - and good lord, I thought my ears were going to start bleeding.

DesperateLynn is desperate.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She might crack 50K within 24 hours, for a change. But alas, despite some idiots cheering her on and giving her asspats and superchats, the ratio does not change.