Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Black-coffee-queen]

Her live was cringe af to watch. Just like her shitty ass merch that she's pushing but I wasn't expecting anything more from our dainty queen.

On a side note, my custom Amberlynn Pillow that I ordered for myself to truly appreciate the infamous "lovecraftian monstrosity" she once wore watches over me daily. I feel truly blessed. And dainty.

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Wtf? Wtf is wrong with you. This is Stan behaviour. D you kiss and cuddle this monstrosity too?

 

[Owlflaps]

Big ups to FaxX for posting the highlight video, but I can't even get through the whole thing because of the cringe. The sheer insecurity of this woman almost makes me feel sad for her. ALMOST!

Fuck her insecurity. Fat cunt ate herself into a flesh prison and makes more money than she knows what to do with. She deserves to be mocked.

 

[beansoup]

I really don’t understand Big Al’s speech patterns. She doesn’t pronounce a long “ee” sound in the middle of a word, but says it in place of -ing. Example: “realize” is “rillize” but “eating” is “eateeen”

Because she's a tard.

 

[Smoke Detector Beeps]

Can't wait for the eventual decline into alcoholism as she realizes that being a messy drunk gorl gets her more interactions. Same shit is what caused her to gain 250+ pounds in the first place.

 

[Queequeg]

I really don’t understand Big Al’s speech patterns. She doesn’t pronounce a long “ee” sound in the middle of a word, but says it in place of -ing. Example: “realize” is “rillize” but “eating” is “eateeen”

She's retarded and trying to fake a southern accent and keeps fucking it up.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Can't wait for the eventual decline into alcoholism as she realizes that being a messy drunk gorl gets her more interactions. Same shit is what caused her to gain 250+ pounds in the first place.

She finally posted something that didn't flop. She clearly needs to be drunk in every video and livestream from now on.

 

[Smoke Detector Beeps]

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She finally posted something that didn't flop. She clearly needs to be drunk in every video and livestream from now on.

At the very least it's more entertaining than her mookbongs. In a completely sadistic way.

 

[Constellationzero]

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She finally posted something that didn't flop. She clearly needs to be drunk in every video and livestream from now on.

I can smell that fucking thumbnail.

Now I wanna light a match and toss it in her general direction.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Shame she cannot do anything original you know like what a content creator does. God even Chantal was original when she wanted to create a safe space for herself and profit.

 

[TobyFromTheOffice]

Plain and simple ALR is annoying and not likeable. This newest live stream screamed desperation and her wifey personality is worse than it was with dusty. It’s time for fat hamber to retire and live off welfare like she was always destined.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

On a side note, my custom Amberlynn Pillow that I ordered for myself to truly appreciate the infamous "lovecraftian monstrosity" she once wore watches over me daily. I feel truly blessed. And dainty.

I'm just catching up to this post, so I'm still curious to inquire: Is your cringe-tism congenital, or is it due to a late-in-life trepanning mishap?

Consider next time, as a more sensible use of money, dousing your dosh in gasoline to practice fire-eating.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

I am putting this here for those who didn't watch Hamber's drunken video:

She says that everyone who meets her in person just raves about how much SMALLER she is in person.

The camera adds ten pounds--that's what they say. So she must appear to weigh 690# in person.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Fuck her insecurity. Fat cunt ate herself into a flesh prison and makes more money than she knows what to do with. She deserves to be mocked.

ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
Love to Monty Python!

 

[King Fructose]

ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
Love to Monty Python!

*ALR loses a leg to the beetus*

“It’s just a flesh wound”

 

[8008135]

She says that everyone who meets her in person just raves about how much SMALLER she is in person.

Stupid fatty is likely confusing smaller with shorter. Because I absolutely believe that people are so used to her taking up the entire viewfinder that they imagine her larger than life; when they see her in person, they go "Goddamn, this big bitch is actually a real short-ass."

 

[Owlflaps]

ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
Love to Monty Python!

At this point, AL's gonna lose her limbs to the beetus and become the Black Knight.

Edit: Damn, @King Fructose beat me to it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Listening to Crusader Actual reacting to this - the full thing - and there's another iconic phrase she's missing from her merch line:

"I did that!" - maybe above an image of a bowl of ramen.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I can smell that fucking thumbnail.

Now I wanna light a match and toss it in her general direction.

My guess is she smells a mixture of onions, mold, mildow, and yeast. And yet she claims to shower daily. Can't believe wifey is that disgusting she actually licks that.

 

[Xenomorph]

I am putting this here for those who didn't watch Hamber's drunken video:

She says that everyone who meets her in person just raves about how much SMALLER she is in person.

The camera adds ten pounds--that's what they say. So she must appear to weigh 690# in person.

they meant smaller than the actual moon more like its dwarf star

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Didn't take long for those two to plow through 3 jars of peanuts. Elephants love peanuts.