Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Sorry for the double post, but just had a quick look at Fatty's comments on YT and it looks like she has replied to one using a sock account. Did a bit of detectiveness and the channel has no content, but joined YT on December 7, 2014.

Edited as I didn't have my glasses on and I misread the channel name.
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5:30 pm. Still hasn't showered. Tacos two nights in a row, thanks Nigger. I'm just going to take a mentol health day, you know, like I do everyday. Did I mention I haven't showered? Eating in bed. Tacos in titties. Should I edit that out? Nah, my viewers know what a dirty fat fuck I am. Twinkie Starr is sniffing the behemoth for her fill. She knows the lettuce from the tacos is hiding somewhere. Decides to clean, the cleaning supplies? Whatever Hog. Like you're not home 25/7 to do that shit absolutely anytime. Oh man, Hammy's been awake to long, NEED TO BINGEEE. God, did she just call water and Mio a "recipe" ?? "Well yup you just mix these two here and put it in the freezer for about an hour n a half and bout the time you bust that bitch out your Uber eats order with the real slushy will be here so that'll be good for tomorrow or next month when I remember it's there." Oh goody, we see how much fucking SHIT she has to "clean" her house. She pulls out the Vampire blood she specifically used when she was a vampire for Halloween. Oh BIG fucking surprise, she didn't make it 30 days no take out. BUT ITS FOR A GOOD REASON GUYS, take out helps her NOT binge. Ya fucking right. Choke on chowder you big, dumb, ofe. Doesn't bring up outpatient, sure she's quit that too. She's tired from doing nothing. Not surprised. Has nothing to talk about other than being depressed and eating. What a fucking life, Ham. If only she got out of the house and actually had a life to talk about. Nothing of substance.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
Sorry for the double post, but just had a quick look at Fatty's comments on YT and it looks like she has replied to one using a sock account. Did a bit of detectiveness and the channel has no content, but joined YT on December 7, 2014.

Edited as I didn't have my glasses on and I misread the channel name.
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Slappy McGherkin said:
Since when is fucking Panera considered "diet food?" Compared to what, exactly?

Gross bitch is grossly gross.
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I know a lot of stupid bitches who think panera is healthy. I mean I guess if you're comparing to mcdonalds or something yeah it'd be the better option?
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
Since when is fucking Panera considered "diet food?" Compared to what, exactly?
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More like over priced hospital food. I guess to her since it isn't deep fried in 5 pounds of grease it's "healthy". She could at least gets a salad or something if she wants to claim she is eating there because it's healthy. Even then their salads are overloaded with all kinds of stuff that raises the calorie counts.
 
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I knew when she said she was stopping takeout, that when she started again she was going to do Panera or that Chik fil la wrap she always gets to justify fast food. I noticed when she opened her freezer it was overflowed with Trader Joe’s still so it just proves that she just like fucking shopping and hoarding shit.
 
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inquizadoor said:
-her happiness and her depression are fighting each other (everyone has two wolves inside them....)
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Shes got everything shes said she wanted in wipey. A big strong not man, man to come and save her. To marry her one day. To give her structure and be the not man, man she wants in her life. By all accounts she should be happy and capable of reaching her goals. Shes got a girl who supports her like nobody ever did before, a car, nice place, a chance to work on herself and her career and really turn things around.

Shes miserable because being depressed and anxious and uwu is a personality trait for her. A large chunk of who amberlyn is, is a depressed girl just trying to get help. She would rather stay mentally 14 to 21 years old and helpless than mature as a person and get past things that make her sad.

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-this was fucking stupid
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I agree completely
 
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I honestly can't wait until the truth about Hamber's new handler is revealed. This isn't an intimate relationship, that much is clear and it's embarrassing that she insists on pretending that it is. I'm an optimistic autist so I initially thought that maybe Jade was a 'kind troll' with good intentions who believed she could get close to Amber and encourage change but this doesn't seem very likely anymore. I know there's a lot of speculation that she's a feeder but I don't really see it. What feeder is giving their feedee decently balanced meals and smoothies?

My new theory is that Jade is a 'fan' who has been employed as official asswiper with the added role of pretend girlfriend for the optics. I don't know what this type of work pays in Kentucky but I made decent money wiping asses once upon a time and clients like Amber (morbidly obese, lazy, retarded) usually have live-in staff or a 24/7 team on rotation and those positions tend to pay more (does the Ham offer competitive wages?) Sounds like the perfect gig for a student - room and board, access to a vehicle, free food, and a little extra spending cash to buy more Jordans. Why the hell not, right?

It's almost a shame that Amber is too stupid to realize that losing weight would actually be the greatest thing for her channel. Lucky for us, she'll never change and we can forever laugh at how delusional and hopeless she is.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
Sorry for the double post, but just had a quick look at Fatty's comments on YT and it looks like she has replied to one using a sock account. Did a bit of detectiveness and the channel has no content, but joined YT on December 7, 2014.

Edited as I didn't have my glasses on and I misread the channel name.
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Might just be a troll or she went on a spree of comments with the sock:
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This for Amber is incredibly low effort, she is clearly this sock account and not hiding it because she knows some reactors will make content about it. That's just fucking sad. As for Jade I am still convinced she is a feeder, why? Even though female feeders are incredibly rare, they can happen I think because feeding is naturally incredibly sadist I think women operate differently when doing it.

My theory is that female killers tend to make it a crime of passion so slow, sadism works the same for women slow, lulls the person into a false sense of security then springs the trap. Working slowly is not unusual for male feeders either a lot in my research seem to have that M/O of slowly getting them into it and then they realize they are trapped. It's a series of love bombing too. I'll happily concede though because it is a very unusual scenario because female feeders are like shiny pokemon.

I don't think Twinkie is long for this world though she is looking not well though and very old. She is about 12 - 14 now and while that is somewhat young for chi chis, they can live easily into their 20s. Twinkie's morbidly obese for a dog her size which has a massive effect on her. How long has it been since we have seen Wasabi? Like 3 months.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
As for Jade I am still convinced she is a feeder, why? Even though female feeders are incredibly rare, they can happen I think because feeding is naturally incredibly sadist I think women operate differently when doing it.

My theory is that female killers tend to make it a crime of passion so slow, sadism works the same for women slow, lulls the person into a false sense of security then springs the trap. Working slowly is not unusual for male feeders either a lot in my research seem to have that M/O of slowly getting them into it and then they realize they are trapped. It's a series of love bombing too.
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I can't put my finger on it, but something off about Jade just doesn't sit right. There's something about her that wasn't there with either Destiny nor Becky and it's something gross, I think you may be onto something.
It's also strange she's so against being on camera, especially when we all know and have known who she is. She also knew what she was signing up for, she knew of Amber long before she reached out and was well aware of her antics, so I dunno. Something is weird tho, that's for sure.
 
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beansoup said:
I can't put my finger on it, but something off about Jade just doesn't sit right. There's something about her that wasn't there with either Destiny nor Becky and it's something gross, I think you may be onto something.
It's also strange she's so against being on camera, especially when we all know and have known who she is. She also knew what she was signing up for, she knew of Amber long before she reached out and was well aware of her antics, so I dunno. Something is weird tho, that's for sure.
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ive been meaning to say something like this good post. There is something legit creepy about her beyond just trying to hide her idenity. The way she just silently gropes Big Al on camera, the way she moves around her and talks at her form other rooms. It's just unsettling somehow. Really hard to pin down her end game, but it's deffinelty something for her personal gain (wether finanical, sexual, etc), and not any actual care for Al.
 
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