Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I am vomit]

Yup. The price of Alaskan crab is off the charts right now. 10 lb. box of King crab legs at Costco is $369 USD. Used to snag same at $169. I was going to buy some for our anniversary, but fuck that. Snow crab only slightly cheaper. If they even have it.

Who in their right mind would ruin that kind of crab in a boil? And as you said, I've chowed many a shrimp and crawdad boil in Louisiana. Broccoli NOT included.

She's a re.tard, but we knew that.

Had a seafood boil in the midwest and they STILL didn't use broccoli!

 

[Xenomorph]

Had a seafood boil in the midwest and they STILL didn't use broccoli!

we are talking about a woman who puts mushrooms in campfire chili..

 

[I am vomit]

we are talking about a woman who puts mushrooms in campfire chili..

You're right, the broccoli shouldn't even be a shock at this point.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

She also said something about rice but my brain was still stuck on trying to process broccoli.

The rice didn't bother me but where I live, a lot of the seafood boil places are run by Vietnamese people so there's always rice on the menu. Either way, fuck off with the broccoli and while we're at it fuck off with this month anniversary bullshit too. You're 30 years old, Amber. Not 15. No one gives a single shit about your monthiversary.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Walk up to any true southerner and askthem what's in a seafood/low country boil, and you'll get: potatoes, corn, sausage/boudin, and crab, crawfish/crayfish/crawdads, blue crab, or shrimp. I've never heard of a seafood boil with snow crab or mussels. Mussels I can kind of see, as they can be found just about anywhere, but snow crab is not only not local anywhere seafood boils are common, they're very expensive, the meat is really too delicate for boils, and all those other flavors would wreck the taste of the meat anyway.

Fucking hell. Tomorrow I'm going go to get some lowcountry boil. Because reasons.

For those who aren't familiar with what it actually is 'cause I know we got some Britbongers around and shit, here's a good picture.

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Dis shit gud.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

jfc! it looks like an autistic child scribbled on her arm with a fucking sharpie.

Beckeeeeeeee......

straight up prison nigger tats

Ironic Jade pretends to have been in prison at the same time Big AL pretends she's not in a 600 pound self-imposed prison

Stupid shower scene only "proves" FatAl will stand near the water once. I saw no wet Ham,

Fatty's not been wet in any way since the Density era

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decided to do screencaps edits of what hamber without the choker looks like. why? i dont know. she obviously thinks it makes her look sexy with it when the only thing going for it is to differentiate neck from blob.

Imagine looking this smug when you're trying UNSUCCESSFULLY to convince the world that you ackshully shower. She was prolly only in there taking a shit, anyway

@4:15 ish - Isn’t that “braids” dangling off Wipey’s head? Because the head of hair on Sasquatch the other day didn’t really read as being braids. It looked more like a struggle ponytail. (Be gentle.)

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EVERYONE in the Amberverse always looks as miserable as fuck. She must drain the life from anyone who enters her orbit

Fat Cunt seems to equate obnoxious baby-talking with genuine love for her pets. You're not fooling anyone.

"Look at how much I love my Twinkie Storr guys! Can you hear my high pitched squealing? That means I love her!".

I was shooketh when Fatty said she leaves the house 3-4 times a week. With her being such a proud fur-momma, I would hope and expect she took Twinkie for a walk 7 days out of 7, each and every week.

 

[Kier Starmer]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl Oh I know it's online but where online because I don't think it's in Youtube comments like Becky.

 

[Bookish]

The shower scene was definitely overcompensating. She looks as filthy and greasy as we've ever seen her and about 50lbs from tip toeing into the 600s. I can't (I can) believe she's really claiming to be just over or just under 500lbs, not with that much noticeable weight gain. You can see straight off that her head and backside are as wide as before she lost weight this last time, but not to the level of when she was obviously over 600. I'd guess she's 550, if she's an ounce.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

You can see straight off that her head and backside are as wide as before she lost weight this last time,

I can't look at that picture of her ass bending over the tub and not marvel at how much sheer punishment the human body can actually take.

Somebody need to slap a "Wide Load" semi truck sign on dat ass.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Thank you @Diet Coke 4 Life, I was about to google wtf is a seafood boil as I had an idea in my head it was like a soup. (We have a smoked fish chowder here which, with bread, will fill you up until the next week). Seafood boil looks bloody amazing though and I absolutely would.

Seeing that picture however I am surprised that’s an Amber favourite as there’s not a lot of ‘eating’ in it is there? (By that I mean there’s a lot of shells, corn husks and lemony / other non-edible bits. You could pick away at it for days but in terms of food quantities that you can just open wide and throw down your throat it must leave our gorl unfulfilled and dreaming of a burger). Whilst a delightful appetiser for her I am now wondering what she orders as a main meal?

 

[mekalekahi]

I can’t imagine getting on the internet and asking amberlynn of all people sex and relationship advice.


Recording that clip of amber was the greatest thing Eric has done with his life and I’d like to buy him a drag race tshirt for it. The explanation makes ZERO sense and if that’s how you and Becky communicate then that’s fucking crazy. Let’s say you and Becky were supposed to be dieting in the morning,why can’t Becky eat coco puffs when you calorie count Baskin-Robbins and sonic blasts? What really happened is Eric and Ricky probably said something about amber eating there food and then she was questioning/pissed that the boys gave Becky some of there coco puffs. You wouldn’t need to whisper and look if someone was watching if it was about eating healthy.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Seeing that picture however I am surprised that’s an Amber favourite as there’s not a lot of ‘eating’ in it is there? (By that I mean there’s a lot of shells, corn husks and lemony / other non-edible bits. You could pick away at it for days but in terms of food quantities that you can just open wide and throw down your throat it must leave our gorl unfulfilled and dreaming of a burger). Whilst a delightful appetiser for her I am now wondering what she orders as a main meal?

That’s a really good point. A seafood boil is meant for a family/friends gathering just for the reasons you pointed out. It takes forever to eat, so you sit at the table and chat with everybody while peeling the crawfish. But honestly, I don’t remember Amber ever eating this before Jade came along (right?), so I’m guessing this is more of a Jade tradition. I wonder where her family is originally from.

 

[dacwcman68]

According to my roommate, Amber's shaped like the taco bell logo.

You know what they say, Live Mas(sive)

 

[marjoram]

I can’t imagine getting on the internet and asking amberlynn of all people sex and relationship advice.
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Recording that clip of amber was the greatest thing Eric has done with his life and I’d like to buy him a drag race tshirt for it. The explanation makes ZERO sense and if that’s how you and Becky communicate then that’s fucking crazy. Let’s say you and Becky were supposed to be dieting in the morning,why can’t Becky eat coco puffs when you calorie count Baskin-Robbins and sonic blasts? What really happened is Eric and Ricky probably said something about amber eating there food and then she was questioning/pissed that the boys gave Becky some of there coco puffs. You wouldn’t need to whisper and look if someone was watching if it was about eating healthy. View attachment 3188126

My fav part of the Muppet's sneak attack cereal clip is the Thumb's big brain deflection tactic of "What's that over there?" Very fuckin' tricksy, moron.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

we are talking about a woman who puts mushrooms in campfire grease fire chili..

“Putting mushrooms in chili” sounds like the closest to a seckshual type deal situation for her.

 

[mysterymoment]

Thank you @Diet Coke 4 Life, I was about to google wtf is a seafood boil as I had an idea in my head it was like a soup. (We have a smoked fish chowder here which, with bread, will fill you up until the next week). Seafood boil looks bloody amazing though and I absolutely would.

Seeing that picture however I am surprised that’s an Amber favourite as there’s not a lot of ‘eating’ in it is there? (By that I mean there’s a lot of shells, corn husks and lemony / other non-edible bits. You could pick away at it for days but in terms of food quantities that you can just open wide and throw down your throat it must leave our gorl unfulfilled and dreaming of a burger). Whilst a delightful appetiser for her I am now wondering what she orders as a main meal?

She loves the act of eating I’m not surprised she likes food that extends it.

 

[WasabiPasta]

I was shooketh when Fatty said she leaves the house 3-4 times a week. With her being such a proud fur-momma, I would hope and expect she took Twinkie for a walk 7 days out of 7, each and every week.

Shooketh? You expected her to take twinks out for a walk 7 times a week? For real? I'd say you're optimistic but that's a heck of an understatement.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl Oh I know it's online but where online because I don't think it's in Youtube comments like Becky.

Big Ham claims that the "gf" DMed her on IG(?). Pretty sure it was that,

Thank you @Diet Coke 4 Life, I was about to google wtf is a seafood boil as I had an idea in my head it was like a soup. (We have a smoked fish chowder here which, with bread, will fill you up until the next week). Seafood boil looks bloody amazing though and I absolutely would.

Yes, thanks @Diet Coke 4 Life . I should have put a pic up for all these limey bastards. LOL.

I do love a good hearty smoked fish chowder, though. With a fresh loaf of crusty bread right from the oven. Pint and a shot or four to go with it.

Seeing that picture however I am surprised that’s an Amber favourite as there’s not a lot of ‘eating’ in it is there? (By that I mean there’s a lot of shells, corn husks and lemony / other non-edible bits. You could pick away at it for days but in terms of food quantities that you can just open wide and throw down your throat it must leave our gorl unfulfilled and dreaming of a burger). Whilst a delightful appetiser for her I am now wondering what she orders as a main meal?

It's difficult to get full at a seafood boil or any subset of them. In Maryland, steamed (not boiled) Chesapeake blue crab with Old Bay, Silver Queen corn from the Eastern Shore, cold beer, and watermelon for dessert is like you died and went to heaven. But those kinds of crabs take time to pick and relatively speaking, there isn't a lot of meat in them. You could probably get full on corn, eventually, but at the cost of a jaw ache.

Blue crab:



As you say, it's incredibly difficult to get full from a general seafood boil, much less a portion that looks like the one she had. And since that wasn't as calorie dense as GigantorLynn requires, dinner that night was probably epic.

That’s a really good point. A seafood boil is meant for a family/friends gathering just for the reasons you pointed out. It takes forever to eat, so you sit at the table and chat with everybody while peeling the crawfish. But honestly, I don’t remember Amber ever eating this before Jade came along (right?), so I’m guessing this is more of a Jade tradition. I wonder where her family is originally from.

And this, of course. Everybody is invited to a boil, and it's time to sit around, relax, and catch up with everyone. Many times, people will show up with additional food (side dishes like baked beans, macaroni salad, cole slaw, etc., and desserts) and it's just a good time.

I recall Big Ham mentioning that she wanted a seafood boil during one of the lives with Becky. I wonder if that was before or after she was on her fucking phone 24/7 with the "gf".

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

Damn, y’all with your seafood boils and steamed crab talk have me craving it something fierce. Set me down on a picnic table covered in newspaper, some leg/claw crackers and toss all that yumminess out!

Huh. Will you look at that. Amber’s thread is teaching non-Southerners the majesty of the seafood boil. Whoda thunk it?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

For those who aren't familiar with what it actually is 'cause I know we got some Britbongers around and shit, here's a good picture.

I did not know about those (seafood boils) either. Amber would be better served by having a good korma or tikka from a good curry house.

I find it remarkable that Amber is still trying and failing miserably at showing us that she can do everything that an average-weight 31-year-old woman can. She would get far more respect if she shows that her weight is a disability, but instead, she tells us that it is not, and therefore weight loss is not really needed.