Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FickleFuck]

I wonder how much water just gets all over the floor of the bathroom from her hardly fitting in there and just having that jenky ass curtain to contain the mass and mess that is Hamber. I'm assuming she doesn't even fit in the bathtub and even if she did it would be mostly blubber taking it up and like half a gallon of water. I cant imagine a life of not having the simplest pleasure of relaxing in a hot ass bath, soaking away some aches and pains. She lidderully gave up basic, but pleasurable experiences for food. She could have just been regular fat like she was when her shit show started and still had these little pleasures, but she's so damn greedy and gluttonous that eating nonstop the crappiest food outweighed (HA!) everything else. Can barely fit in a car, will never travel anywhere amazing, can't handle a plane trip, legs leaking everywhere, no orgasms no matter how much she tries to convince us she totes has all the sex, no hikes, no ziplining, no amusement parks, no anything with a weight limit because she will exceed them all.. All that shit gone and never had and never will be for the sake of eating all the foods. I don't feel sad for her at all, it's just pathetic to have no motivations, no thrills, no goals because you wanna sit on your ass and eat and be a YouTuber freakshow. Liderrully Pathetic!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Found it - the live where she says she wants a seafood boil, that is. It's the same live as this gem, which is Becky spilling the beans on 2019 Big Ham being bedbound, and our dainty gorl denying it. Good times.

"Enter clickbait title here"
June 22, 2021

This live was just two lives before their "we have something to tell you" breakup video, and eight lives (one month) before she started doing the idiotic titling of her videos that were doxxing the "gf".

"Even when you were bedridden...."

Then at the end it's time for dinner, because Big Ham Toddler last ate six whole hours ago. Despite the chat trying to get her to cook, nah, she's ordering out.

"I wish I ate on livestream..." where she talks about eating corn on the cob during a live (one of the things she gets in her seafood boil dinner).

(After this bitch does an interminable, annoying as fuck "drumroll")

Just as fucking annoying this year with her "drunken" live as she was in the 2021 lives. Same cunty attitude, same stupid, fake ass wheezing laugh like everything is just the funniest fucking thing ever.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Fucking hell. Tomorrow I'm going go to get some lowcountry boil. Because reasons.

For those who aren't familiar with what it actually is 'cause I know we got some Britbongers around and shit, here's a good picture.

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Dis shit gud.

So that’s what seafood looks like, yeah we do t get this type of food I. The UK. I mean it’s not like we’re a tiny island surrounded by fucking oceans of the stuff!
We have fucking seafood dumbo. We even have our very own fishing trawlers. Imagine that!

 

[pot of sneed]

The UK does have seafood but traditionally it's mostly fish and chips or seaside stuff, stuff you'd get in a shack like cockles, whelks, jellied eels in some parts of London and so on. Maybe stargazy pie in rare parts. Seafood boils are very far removed from typical fare but does look delicious, though I doubt that would satisfy the beast without lots and lots of rice, potatoes and corn when it's the seafood that is the star of the show. Doesn't she hate touching her food with her fingers or was that another lah???

TMI: Ate whole fried whitebait in some coastal parts with tartare saurce, pretty yummy.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

So that’s what seafood looks like, yeah we do t get this type of food I. The UK. I mean it’s not like we’re a tiny island surrounded by fucking oceans of the stuff!
We have fucking seafood dumbo. We even have our very own fishing trawlers. Imagine that!

Never mind that 'lowcountry boil' is called that because it originated in, oh, maybe the Lowcountry. Spoken the Charleston region of South Carolina. I know for a fact you don't have it in jolly ol' England, not even the harbor city of Portsmouth. Source: Been to and eaten in both places.

Mild ninja by @some cunt

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

So that’s what seafood looks like, yeah we do t get this type of food I. The UK. I mean it’s not like we’re a tiny island surrounded by fucking oceans of the stuff!
We have fucking seafood dumbo. We even have our very own fishing trawlers. Imagine that!

Why are you irritated by this? No one said there's no seafood in the UK. This is a very specific dish that is typically created in certain combinations and that is named, as @Diet Coke 4 Life points out, for a specific place in the southern portion of the US, which is where it originated in that particular combination. Sometimes when people from other countries say they're eating something, I go look for a picture of it because I'm not sure what they're referring to or what the dish looks like. OR, the dish has the same name as something we do have here, but the two are wildly different in the composition (Toad in the Hole comes to mind). I don't go instaoffended because I think they're saying we uncivilized heathens in the junior country don't have whatever is in it. Geez.

On a lighter note, more funny animations here - just the one featuring Big Ham this far. A handful of Chantal, for those who follow that trainwreck. Hopefully, they'll do more.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

There is a place in Lexington called Storming Crab (WEBSITE)...

..and on their menu (MENU PAGE)...

... they have (abomination) broccoli as a seafood boil side:

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BTW, Lyin'Lynn: According to their menu that boiled egg doesn't "come with it" -- ​

-- like the sausage, and (yeesh) broccoli -- you have to specifically order it as one of your chosen three sides.​

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Noted: A one-elbee order comes with two seafood selections. Saw only one kind of seafood in your bowl (i.e., crab.)​

So, StingyLynn, did you ask them to package up separately the second seafood selection that comes with the order? ​

A doggie bag of mussels to toss at your caretaker, the "WipeMaster?" Your crumbs, your words: "it's what she got to eat." ​

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'Spose after dropping off your tax return at the P.O. finances must be looking a bit dire at the Henry, eh?​

(But never so dire you'd completely cut out your take-out.)​

It's a chain w/abt 25 locations, geographically ranging from Florida/New Mexico/Missouri/New York, and a few other states.

Storming Crab's Lexington Location:​

...and, of course, they do Doordash.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

So that’s what seafood looks like, yeah we do t get this type of food I. The UK. I mean it’s not like we’re a tiny island surrounded by fucking oceans of the stuff!
We have fucking seafood dumbo. We even have our very own fishing trawlers. Imagine that!

OI M8 U GOTS A LOICENSE FA DAT SASS DO YA ?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Storming Crabs sounds like a garage band name or a very serious sexually transmitted disease.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Fatty's not been wet in any way since the Density era

She’s actually been very wet… with a massive, festering yeast infection.

She loves the act of eating I’m not surprised she likes food that extends it.

But she loves eating as much food as possible, as fast as possible. It wouldn’t surprise me if she just hoovered it all down.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The abomination that is Big Ham's chili, in the order the ingredients are added.

1. Tube meat. minced garlic, and a bunch of seasonings
2. Mushrooms
3. Packet of chili powder
4. Chicken broth
5. Giant can of tomato juice
6. Can of diced tomatoes
7. A little tomato sauce
8. Can of tomato paste
9. Cumin, cayenne
10. Mixture of like six different types of beans (canned)

Oh, and be sure to cook this shit to death over the highest heat possible on your stovetop.
(cued)

Why hasn't she made any of her soup/stew/chili for the "gf"?

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Just install this baby in the hallway and save Jade's back!

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Fun fact one of the links of chain weighs about 350lbs so our girl is about 150lbs heavier than sea faring industrial equipment.

 

[tigergrinder]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AMBER! DO SOMETHING! 2 FUCKING MINUTES ABOUT HER TARD SCRATCH ART.

You know, I have a feeling Amber just draws generic hearts and shit because she doesn't want to show her real art. By that I mean, if she were to just let go and treat it as therapeutic, she'd probably start revealing hidden things, pent-up shit. I remember waaaay back when she was testing out gel pens a few years ago, she was showing some doodles and one of two of them really stuck out. I think they were like rain clouds or something like that, but they weren't just the stereotypical teenaged girl drawings. I saw this same shit with Jazz Jennings when he was showing off some drawings he'd done when he was 4 or 5 years old.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

All I can think of after seeing Amber wear her choker in the shower is the crusty Sonichu medallion...

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

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Went out of her way to order the boiled aygg but tells us she won't eat it? That damn aygg allergy.
This is even more weird when you realize our dainty gorl is so quirky and unique that she cannot eat 'a lot of seafood at once'... I have no idea how to set the video up, but from 10:38

 

[pot of sneed]

I have no idea how to set the video up, but from 10:38

Sperging TMI: Once you get to the point in the video, pause it and click 'share' that's next to the likes/dislike bar. A window will then pop up and beneath the code, there's a timestamp option you can click to share the moment type deal situation you want to show instead of it always being at the beginning of the video. Could be different for mobiles, I only use desktop.

 

[Moody Fallon]

You know, I have a feeling Amber just draws generic hearts and shit because she doesn't want to show her real art. By that I mean, if she were to just let go and treat it as therapeutic, she'd probably start revealing hidden things, pent-up shit. I remember waaaay back when she was testing out gel pens a few years ago, she was showing some doodles and one of two of them really stuck out. I think they were like rain clouds or something like that, but they weren't just the stereotypical teenaged girl drawings. I saw this same shit with Jazz Jennings when he was showing off some drawings he'd done when he was 4 or 5 years old.

this made me do some detectiveness so i looked into it. they both draw themselves as mermaids which i find super interesting, but i wonder if anyone else who knows more could dissect that. i found a youtube video with some of her drawings around 10 minutes in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhXrxepfBHs&ab_channel=dainty . lots of tentacles. aliens. 'girl in an attic'. interesting take.

 

[Cosmologic]

i can't believe i missed the seafood boil discussion. i think that a true, quality seafood boil would be beyond her facilities. she's SHO SCARED and SHO NERVOUS whenever she tries something as simple as a cooked vegetable, the second she even looks at a boil she'd probably be put off and try to drown all the food in sriracha and eat it over rice.

i thought about it a little more and it's really depressing that amber thinks fine dining, or at least anything beyond slop and trough feed, is the cheesecake factory. the height of food is a plate of orange chicken from one of the fattiest, greasiest chain restaurants ever, and when she talks about trying new food she's talking about the same run of the mill shit she always eats from a different restaurant. frozen curried chicken is the most adventurous meal she's had and even then you could tell she didn't like it.

you'd think that after all these years she'd want to expand her palate a little further beyond fried grease and sugar, but then again that would require work, and if she's too scared to try chicken satay she certainly won't want to try anything new beyond that. she doesn't push boundaries with food unless it's candy. if i was making enough money to spend $3000 of disposable income on just ubereats and doordash, i'd at least be spending that money on food that actually tastes good.

 

[6antanic]

i can't believe i missed the seafood boil discussion. i think that a true, quality seafood boil would be beyond her facilities. she's SHO SCARED and SHO NERVOUS whenever she tries something as simple as a cooked vegetable, the second she even looks at a boil she'd probably be put off and try to drown all the food in sriracha and eat it over rice.

i thought about it a little more and it's really depressing that amber thinks fine dining, or at least anything beyond slop and trough feed, is the cheesecake factory. the height of food is a plate of orange chicken from one of the fattiest, greasiest chain restaurants ever, and when she talks about trying new food she's talking about the same run of the mill shit she always eats from a different restaurant. frozen curried chicken is the most adventurous meal she's had and even then you could tell she didn't like it.

you'd think that after all these years she'd want to expand her palate a little further beyond fried grease and sugar, but then again that would require work, and if she's too scared to try chicken satay she certainly won't want to try anything new beyond that. she doesn't push boundaries with food unless it's candy. if i was making enough money to spend $3000 of disposable income on just ubereats and doordash, i'd at least be spending that money on food that actually tastes good.

she also claims to be "allergic" to everything outside of fried grease and sugar. that's another reason she can't expand her bland pallet.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Went out of her way to order the boiled aygg but tells us she won't eat it? That damn aygg allergy.
This is even more weird when you realize our dainty gorl is so quirky and unique that she cannot eat 'a lot of seafood at once'... I have no idea how to set the video up, but from 10:38

Also on a desktop, you can right click on the progress meter dot wherever you stopped and choose copy URL at current time.

i can't believe i missed the seafood boil discussion. i think that a true, quality seafood boil would be beyond her facilities. she's SHO SCARED and SHO NERVOUS whenever she tries something as simple as a cooked vegetable, the second she even looks at a boil she'd probably be put off and try to drown all the food in sriracha and eat it over rice.

I'm a little surprised myself, but it also wouldn't surprise me if she orders the exact same thing, every single time.

i thought about it a little more and it's really depressing that amber thinks fine dining, or at least anything beyond slop and trough feed, is the cheesecake factory. the height of food is a plate of orange chicken from one of the fattiest, greasiest chain restaurants ever, and when she talks about trying new food she's talking about the same run of the mill shit she always eats from a different restaurant. frozen curried chicken is the most adventurous meal she's had and even then you could tell she didn't like it.

If there is anything we know about Big Ham, is that she likes what is comfortable but that she knows, and it doesn't matter what it is. Food, books, "hobbies", relationships, etc. It's why she eats the same food all the time and when she cooks, it's the same shitty food she eats all the time. She shops at Target and Wommart, but not any of what have to be scads of small shops there in the big city. She colors the same shit the same way all the time - like those stupid circles that she paints and then scrapes out on those black art cards. She doesn't drive and never will because she is used to imposing on other people (because she's lazy) but has convinced herself it's "ang-zie-tee". She doesn't break off relationships even when they're stale and unloving, because she's terrified of being alone. It's partially the reason she doesn't lose weight: she's comfortable with what being a fatass on the internet brings her.