Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Supreme Dingus]

She was going to go for a walk... but she has a headache.
New hoarding obsession with those shitty little neon art cards - bought THIRTY packs online.
'If you buy online, you have to buy in bulk' - Wipey certainly had to.
Er... that really is it...

Those scratch art cards some totally random 100% anonymous person suggested to her?

 

[StickyClits]

She needs to hoard body wash and use it, make personal hygiene a coping mechanism.

 

[mekalekahi]

I think amber equates eating at home with being poor.

 

[dfranki723]

she needs to get a psychiatrist to help her overcome her trauma or else she is going to die like this.

Come on dude. She doesn't want to change and it's not ''trauma'' causing her to be a vile fat bitch. Fatty is 100% content with her life and weight. That is undeniable. You think she gives a shit about dying? She doesn't have the mental capacity to even consider her own death.

I don't know why people still talk as if she just can't help the way she lives, when all her actions are intentional and thought out and that includes her greed and shitty ''personality''.

ALR knows what avenues help fat fucks like her, she just doesn't care. It's an act. She's a big ol' victim with a bottomless stomach and relies on the few bellends to feed her victim status by talking about her ''trauma'' and how she needs help.

 

[Insulin reid]

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Just trust her, you guise. She needs to get used to vlogeen again.

-Vlogs are constantly in a state of getting better. They never do.
-This isnt a habit to get back into, its been her job for like 8 years.
-She is trying to find the magic number that is how can she make the most money with the least effort
-We wont get anywhere
-Saying trust the process is an attempt to soothe us into waiting patiently for stuff that will never come
- extra guilt trip after the soothe attempt
Nice.

I think amber equates eating at home with being poor.

You've seen her cooking. Would you want to eat it?
She craves food, security and consistency.Shes just a consoomer with more than enough means to consoom for every meal. She cant get the rush shes after by making her own food either because its not that good.

One of her biggest issues with cooking is stupidity and lazyness.
Shes retarded and cant cook, coupled with the weird way she looks at food in general, her feeding herself is a fucking nightmare.
Shes so stupid, cookbooks are beyond her and since shes scared/grossed out or whatever at most food that means grocery shopping is something she will avoid. Physically cooking is out because she really cant do it and she will vacuum it all up so meal prep is out as well even if she does manage to cook something. One meal is one moment in time of effort for her.
Since shes got the money, shes safe at home, and she knows what shes gonna get based on the pictures they have on the menu she can order whatever her enlarged heart desires.
Shes never gone past that stage of being a teen and eating what mom (or someone elses mom) made for dinner but snacking during the day. Someones always done the cooking for her, or shes been out to eat-Or she microwaves frozen shit and claims that it tastes ho made.

 

[Spl00gies]

Trust what process fatty?

You want your drugs than dance for the camera piggy!

The only process this hog respects is tube turkey

 

[StickyClits]

Come on dude. She doesn't want to change and it's not ''trauma'' causing her to be a vile fat bitch. Fatty is 100% content with her life and weight. That is undeniable. You think she gives a shit about dying? She doesn't have the mental capacity to even consider her own death.

I don't know why people still talk as if she just can't help the way she lives, when all her actions are intentional and thought out and that includes her greed and shitty ''personality''.

ALR knows what avenues help fat fucks like her, she just doesn't care. It's an act. She's a big ol' victim with a bottomless stomach and relies on the few bellends to feed her victim status by talking about her ''trauma'' and how she needs help.

Exactly, she just wants people to feel sorry for her but what she fails to realize is that it looks really pathetic to want ass pats at 30 years of age over childhood trauma. Either seek proper help or suck it up and shut the fuck up, You're not a kid anymore grow up Hammy

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I NEED HELP, OBVIOUSLY.

This statement in and of itself is root cause. She knows it, yet she denies it to anyone offering a modicum of real world advice.

I agree. She wants help but refuses to seek it from professionals. Instead, gets it from weight loss programme salespersons.

Thirty one years old and spends her time doing elementary school aged crafts that will end up in a landfill. I guess there are worse things.

Why the obsession with children activities? 8 year old level puzzles, stickers, Legos, doodling, pokemon cards, and now neon art cards! She has all the time is the world and she does that, ridiculous.

All of her "weightloss" and "diets" and the like are purely performative, as has been said here multiple times but I feel like it gets forgotten. So just stop this useless charade and going in circles, it's beyond stale and boring.

For the last 8-10 years, or so, she sets a weight loss target at the beginning of the year, She never managed to meet any of them. Actually, she mostly gained weight from them. There is no logic in any of her plans. They are mostly numbers taken haphazardly and quickly forgotten. Remember the losing 100 or 150 pounds by the end of the year? What happened to this plan?

six minute vlogs. six minutes. this is her job and she can’t even be assed to create more than six minutes per upload.

6 minutes of interesting content intead of 20 minutes of vacuous one, I’ll take the later one. Unfortunately, we are stuck with 6 minutes of rubbish.

 

[FatalTater]

Why the obsession with children activities?

Any time my own brain churns that question up I remember the pictures she put up of herself and Krystle with pacifiers in their mouths, and I honestly think she's trying to attract weirdos with an adult baby fetish.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

For the last 8-10 years, or so, she sets a weight loss target at the beginning of the year, She never managed to meet any of them. Actually, she mostly gained weight from them. There is no logic in any of her plans. They are mostly numbers taken haphazardly and quickly forgotten. Remember the losing 100 or 150 pounds by the end of the year? What happened to this plan?

The start of year claimed weight and end of year goal weight for Fatty.
Video date Weight Weight goal for year end
Nov 18, 2013 368.0
Jan 1, 2014 377.0 299.8
Jan 2, 2015 385.2
Jan 8, 2016 450 330
Dec 29, 2016 467.2 385
Jan 2, 2018 488.6
Jan 7, 2019 560
Jan 2, 2020 572.4* 445
Jan 27, 2020 519.6
Jan 7, 2021 526.8 426.8
Jan 3, 2022 504.6 350

From her 1st January video, that was posted on 3rd January 2022 :-
'I wanna try doeeen a hundred days of weigheeen in agen'
'Sooo, I'm suuuper excited for twenny-tweeny two! I rully wantta focus on makeeen this year ALL about weight-loss'
'... but let's talk about these hundred days. I'm thinkeen I could lose prolly a good 50 pounds in the next hundred days.'
'I would love to lose 60, but we're just gunna play it safe and I'm gunna say 50 in a hundred days.' (lip-smack and stupid smirk on her face).
'Let's do this thing!!!'

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Just trust her, you guise. She needs to get used to vlogeen again.

Sure, it's only been four full months of vlogs this year, and eight previous years to fall back on. Certainly a habit she needs get back on that bike again about.

Process: roll out of bed. Pick up camera. Hit record. Blather into the camera. Post.

Some "process".

I think amber equates eating at home with being poor.

You've seen her cooking. Would you want to eat it?

If you ate like you just crawled out of the holler, you'd want to eat out, too.

I'm kidding. There are a lot of people who can't afford to blow $300 in a trip to Trader Joe's or daily Instacart deliveries who cook what could only be termed gourmet food compared to this bitch. She's like a five year old making (literal) mud pies, while Mammy Barks is in the holler creating three course meals out of cornmeal, fish out of whatever coal-mine polluted river they live near, wild greens foraged in the hills, and berries foraged off the mountain. This bitch "browns" meat in water, then dumps cans of random shit in the pot on top of it, hacks of a corner of a salt lick, tosses that in, and calls it a soup. Or stew. Or (shudder) chili.

Come on dude. She doesn't want to change and it's not ''trauma'' causing her to be a vile fat bitch. Fatty is 100% content with her life and weight. That is undeniable. You think she gives a shit about dying? She doesn't have the mental capacity to even consider her own death.

And yet people still show up in her comments offering her suggestions on what to eat, how to eat, exercises to do, etc. Some days I wonder who's dumber: Big Ham, who claims to want to change but is obviously a liar, or those people showing up in her comments, as if no one has ever said those same things in any of the past eight years.

 

[Wicked Wench]

Amber should consider applying to the new Truth Ministry of the US of A. She'll fit right in.

 

[Cosmologic]

i'm wondering a lot about the dynamic between wipey and amber, after all the years amber has spent filming people without their consent and posting them freely without caring about the consequences, what is it about this specific person that made her so adamant about not posting her? i'm not entirely convinced it's for income reasons or because she's that desperate for a caregiver, although i guess those are at least partially why. what specifically did wipey say or threaten to get amber to take her seriously from day one? even during the live stream era she was obviously planning to go against wipey's boundaries until there was a sudden shift in tone and mood after wipey and becky both left the apartment at around the same time.

to be a fly on the wall. with how boring and dull her videos have been for the past year, i can only imagine the types of things that are going on that she isn't filming and posting. i don't think wipey is a calculating abuser or anything but i do think she's extremely controlling and has used something about amber to keep her under her thumb, way more than any other woman amber has dated, and something that, in my opinion, must go deeper than just her weight.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

She needs to hoard body wash and use it, make personal hygiene a coping mechanism.

Something that has always annoyed the shit out of me and this reminded me of it.
Bitches who complain that they cannot fit into a bathtub.
Your bath tub or bathroom are not fatphobic (a lot aren't disability friendly). It's your fault you cannot take a bath like a normal person.

Bathing in a warm or cold bath is a wonderful escape and coping mechanism for people with ptsd/cptsd. Water temperature does great things for mood and mental health state. Then add scents, candles, and all the other uwu shit
Fatty will never know that because at this rate one leg is about to size out of the shower.

 

[8008135]

Something that has always annoyed the shit out of me and this reminded me of it.
Bitches who complain that they cannot fit into a bathtub.
Your bath tub or bathroom are not fatphobic (a lot aren't disability friendly). It's your fault you cannot take a bath like a normal person.

The late Sean Milliken complained about the same thing - that his horrendous hygiene was because the "shower is too small". Dr. Now's answer was truthful and succinct: "The shower is NOT too small, you are too big."

The same applies to Fatty McFuckface here, though she'll never comprehend that she and her balloon legs are the problem, not the rest of the world.

 

[Sarah Connor]

i'm wondering a lot about the dynamic between wipey and amber, after all the years amber has spent filming people without their consent and posting them freely without caring about the consequences, what is it about this specific person that made her so adamant about not posting her? i'm not entirely convinced it's for income reasons or because she's that desperate for a caregiver, although i guess those are at least partially why. what specifically did wipey say or threaten to get amber to take her seriously from day one? even during the live stream era she was obviously planning to go against wipey's boundaries until there was a sudden shift in tone and mood after wipey and becky both left the apartment at around the same time.

to be a fly on the wall. with how boring and dull her videos have been for the past year, i can only imagine the types of things that are going on that she isn't filming and posting. i don't think wipey is a calculating abuser or anything but i do think she's extremely controlling and has used something about amber to keep her under her thumb, way more than any other woman amber has dated, and something that, in my opinion, must go deeper than just her weight.

Wipey is polyamorous, and I think that has something to do with it. Big Al went on livestream crying about it, and we all remember the drunk stream early April where Al continuously says “I’m single, I’m not in a relationship” before bawling her eyes out and Wipey bringing her a heaping bowl of rice.
This is just purely my speculation - but if Wipey does identify as poly, there’s no way that Big Al is her “main” partner. That’s why she keeps leaving for holidays (of course, she’s probably seeing her family too, but maybe I’m just being schizo). I think she’s definitely in it for the grift while Big Al gets to her heaviest, under the guise of helping her, but I don’t know. The whole situation seems really sus to me. It’s like those boyfriends who pressure their girlfriends into getting a sugar daddy so that they can split the money. I guess time will tell what Wipey’s intentions are.

 

[Pluckered]

i'm wondering a lot about the dynamic between wipey and amber, after all the years amber has spent filming people without their consent and posting them freely without caring about the consequences, what is it about this specific person that made her so adamant about not posting her?

Jade has her own income — that isn’t a lower-wage job like Destiny had — and doesn’t have to rely upon Amber to pay the bills and survive. She has more leverage, so when Jade puts her foot down about not wanting to be in videos, Amber is very aware that she actually has the means to walk out the door if Amber doesn’t comply.

 

[verucasalty]

lolz: i guess there's an Amber Reid on The Voice Australia and I definitely thought I crossed over to another timeline for a second when it popped up on my recommended:

this comparingly svelte Amber Reid looks like ours in a parallel universe/'does Australia really even exist' kinda way; she even dresses like her. The whole scene struck me as Hamber's dream version of herself, or current deluded version of herself

 

[Owlflaps]

Wipey is polyamorous, and I think that has something to do with it. Big Al went on livestream crying about it, and we all remember the drunk stream early April where Al continuously says “I’m single, I’m not in a relationship” before bawling her eyes out and Wipey bringing her a heaping bowl of rice.
This is just purely my speculation - but if Wipey does identify as poly, there’s no way that Big Al is her “main” partner. That’s why she keeps leaving for holidays (of course, she’s probably seeing her family too, but maybe I’m just being schizo). I think she’s definitely in it for the grift while Big Al gets to her heaviest, under the guise of helping her, but I don’t know. The whole situation seems really sus to me. It’s like those boyfriends who pressure their girlfriends into getting a sugar daddy so that they can split the money. I guess time will tell what Wipey’s intentions are.

Wipey is just another opportunistic grifter. She's the stereotype of black men loving huge white girls, but in lesbian form.

We been knew the live-in house keeper grifts the fuck out of her. Amber's too much of a seething, vain cunt to fully show her face on camera, so Wipey is going to get away scot-free.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Jade has her own income — that isn’t a lower-wage job like Destiny had — and doesn’t have to rely upon Amber to pay the bills and survive. She has more leverage, so when Jade puts her foot down about not wanting to be in videos, Amber is very aware that she actually has the means to walk out the door if Amber doesn’t comply.

What scares Amber most is to be alone. Even if there was absolutely nothing between her and Becky, she still wanted to marry her so that she would stay. This is why she talks about marrying Jade so much. It has nothing about love but more about companionship as Amber is totally incapable to function without someone else in her life.

For Jade, it is a pure grift. She lives free in the flat, has the master bedroom for herself, has a car, and is able to have a fancy man or woman as long as she stays with Amber. Amber is so scared of being alone, that she will accept pretty well anything. The only thing that Jade does not want is to be seen on camera or her name being mentioned.