Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,522
People have been asking Amber to just do ANYTHING outside of the house, and for once she delivered. But this just felt so forced, like she didn't go out to do things because she truly wanted to, but because she had to for her viewers and had to follow a script (walking bit, touch stuff, show cat, walk Twinkie, hint of Jade, buy and show crap, etc). Definitely not the same vibe of her old videos, this was absolutely joyless and performative.
 
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If true (big if), expect to see the narc fucking with the timeline, any weigh in is gonna be hella outdated, and she is going to be noticeably fatter in June.
 
People have been asking Amber to just do ANYTHING outside of the house, and for once she delivered. But this just felt so forced, like she didn't go out to do things because she truly wanted to, but because she had to for her viewers and had to follow a script (walking bit, touch stuff, show cat, walk Twinkie, hint of Jade, buy and show crap, etc). Definitely not the same vibe of her old videos, this was absolutely joyless and performative.
It's not even about how far she is from the apartment, if you think about it. She could go to Cuba like Chantal and it would still just be her fondling and pointing at shells on the beach, eating, and cackling at Jade who is muttering directions off camera. Even just in the back yard of Casa Fag we had more engaging content than this. Remember her and Becky just floating around in that paddling pool like captive orcas at Seaworld? They were meters away from their door and yet Tilikumlynn was 10x more riveting than her molesting handbags at Ross with Wipester.
 
The obvious fake bullshit this 500 lb tub of FAT shovels out legit makes me mad at the internet. There is not a single ounce of genuine personality or feeling in anything she says or does.
Can't wait for that cathartic molment when her enlarged heart finally gives out and she topples over like a sick elephant being put down. Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll crush Jade beneath her when it happens.
 
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If true (big if), expect to see the narc fucking with the timeline, any weigh in is gonna be hella outdated, and she is going to be noticeably fatter in June.
RIght? All of this shopping is basically across the street from her house. THe goodwill, the dollar tree, the kroger, ross.. (cheesecake factory!)
Now she's not wearing the same top, but I wouldnt doubt if several videos come out of this area and were all recorded over this past weekend and slow dripped out throughout the month.
And i believe this is why almost every month its like 'OMG SHE GOT SO MUCH BIGGER ALL OF A SUDDEN" as she batch makes videos, or uploads them in a wierd chronological order...so one day you see a video and she's 502.4 and the next video she's 540.8
 
Here. No one actually asked but shes gotta do her yearly outside venture to prove she's not housebound, and pretend people still give a shit.
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speaking of that is it possible to update her insta on the first post? Think it's linking to an unused/old account
I think this is what your talking about. She changed it to narcissistic.goddess to dunk on the haters. I haven't seen it here. No one seemed to notice. Amber. The usual shit isnt working, maybe try something you've never done.
 
Here. No one actually asked but shes gotta do her yearly outside venture to prove she's not housebound, and pretend people still give a shit.
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I think this is what your talking about. She changed it to narcissistic.goddess to dunk on the haters. I haven't seen it here. No one seemed to notice. Amber. The usual shit isnt working, maybe try something you've never done.
The name change was mentioned here. We just went "lol okay Amber you're desperate for attention" and moved on.

I also didn't even realize that she was wearing a choker in that photo. It just looks like a deep indent in her barely there neck, especially in thumbnail form.
 
For years we've commented on how she takes on, (or tries to & badly fails), personality traits & character aspects of other online with far larger audiences - Trisha Paytas, Pink Sparkles, etc.

Now, she's overtly acting on every suggestion made here & no doubt other places, about what she can do to increase her views & garner genuine interest.

It's not going to work - too blatant, too scripted & wooden & booooooooooring.

She's hit the time when she no longer has anything to attract her "chosen" demographic... 10-13 year olds. Who else might have even a passing interest in her content? 14 & up, no matter how sheltered an upbringing they've had, are better educated than she is, more sophisticated & world wise.

I don't know who she wants to attract to her site. WOMEN her age, if they're not stalled pre-teens, have nothing in common with her. They're establishing their careers, busy with growing families & looking at their long term success & prosperity & yes, I'm speaking in generalities, there are always exceptions. They may be involved in community service, have whatever level of social life they choose or have time for & whatever their status in life, have something to talk about, based on a growing collection of life experiences.

Amber offers nothing to anybody. She's not only poorly educated but her far greater sin in my mind, is willful ignorance. Don't know something? No excuse with the massive reach of the interwebz, not to take a minute or 2 to look something up. She has no life experiences or very few & those minor things she has are of little or no interest to maturing WOMEN her age.

She has no skills - no job skills, no life skills & her "excuse" of: "I'm skeered!" isn't cute or quirky. It's a massive cop out that no rational person has any patience for. She strikes me as embarrassing to be around as her ability to engage in polite conversation seems minimal.

We frquently spoke of Becky being a thumb, (I really need to go back in the lore & learn the origin of that!) but Amber is a lump - a diseased, dying, filthy, quasi-performative LUMP, beyond any meaningful redemption.

I see she's finally hit 200K subs. I'd be very curious to see, if her channel got wiped & she had to start a new one, how many active subs she could generate. I suspect it would be well under 30K. Her views are slowly but steadily dropping & unless she realizes & ACTS on the need to provide something genuinely interesting, that is going to continue. Her kiddy quirks stopped cutting it long ago & there is no shortage of more interesting cows in the pasture.
 
6+ years of this shitshow, and what do we have? 31 years old, 500+ pounds. No education, no skills, no actual career, no legitimate friends, and every video of this "life" consists of one of 3 things;

- Eating garbage
- Buying garbage
- Looking like garbage

Can't wait to see what this fucking "Wifey" creeper eventually leads to.
 
Bout halfway through KickingGeese's video, Amber Meal Plans for Weight Gain *cozy Monday stream reacts* Justine does a retro react on one of Amber's old videos where she drones on and on about how having a cheat day keeps her from binging and it's the best thing ever and and and...


Watching that video while knowing how much weight Amber has gained over the years made me laugh. If anyone wants to revisit her ideas of all the magic things that were going to get the weight off that failed, or the halcyon days of the Kentucky Gaycare, ffs find the archives here instead of giving Amber attention.
 
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