Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cosmologic]

lolz: i guess there's an Amber Reid on The Voice Australia and I definitely thought I crossed over to another timeline for a second when it popped up on my recommended:

this comparingly svelte Amber Reid looks like ours in a parallel universe/'does Australia really even exist' kinda way; she even dresses like her. The whole scene struck me as Hamber's dream version of herself, or current deluded version of herself

this is what amber thinks she looks like

ETA: i don't want to double post, so i'll make the observation here: re: my previous post about amber and wipey, i just remembered that jade works from home. no wonder amber's content has been lacking so significantly and she's been putting out vlogs that are at most 8 minutes long. she has to probably be pretty quiet throughout the day and since she can't leave the apartment without assistance and has no friends, she has no choice but to wait until jade is off work to vlog most of the time.

i also think that the major part of it is that amber knows she can't manipulate jade into staying by becoming their only income source like she did with becky and destiny. jade can leave if she wants to at any time, and amber is now financially dependent on her girlfriend. how the turn tables.

 

[Xenomorph]

lolz: i guess there's an Amber Reid on The Voice Australia and I definitely thought I crossed over to another timeline for a second when it popped up on my recommended:

this comparingly svelte Amber Reid looks like ours in a parallel universe/'does Australia really even exist' kinda way; she even dresses like her. The whole scene struck me as Hamber's dream version of herself, or current deluded version of herself

Bruh why are most Amber's fat as FUCK

 

[8008135]

Bruh why are most Amber's fat as FUCK

Amber Rachdi wonders: Whatever do you mean?



(No shade on Amber Rachdi, she's lost a fuckton of weight and doesn't look anything like this anymore ... unlike Fatty McFuckface.)

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Amber Rachdi wonders: Whatever do you mean?

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(No shade on Amber Rachdi, she's lost a fuckton of weight and doesn't look anything like this anymore ... unlike Fatty McFuckface.)

MSHPL Amber has definitely turned around. She also was likeable compared to Amberlynn, even if she was still quite childish herself.

That being said, I completely forgot how much her legs engulfed her feet. That’ll be Amberlynn’s in due time. She already has ankle balls for fuck’s sake.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Amber Rachdi wonders: Whatever do you mean?

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(No shade on Amber Rachdi, she's lost a fuckton of weight and doesn't look anything like this anymore ... unlike Fatty McFuckface.)

Those layyyygggs. Haysus Christiola on a mother fuckin crutch!

 

[Kitsunehime]

Those layyyygggs. Haysus Christiola on a mother fuckin crutch!

oh, you want Layyygs? XD
Let me treat you^.~
Tadaaaa

 

[Make Believe]

lolz: i guess there's an Amber Reid on The Voice Australia and I definitely thought I crossed over to another timeline for a second when it popped up on my recommended:

this comparingly svelte Amber Reid looks like ours in a parallel universe/'does Australia really even exist' kinda way; she even dresses like her. The whole scene struck me as Hamber's dream version of herself, or current deluded version of herself

Amberlynn Reid in the Multiverse of Fatness

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

to be a fly on the wall. with how boring and dull her videos have been for the past year, i can only imagine the types of things that are going on that she isn't filming and posting. i don't think wipey is a calculating abuser or anything but i do think she's extremely controlling and has used something about amber to keep her under her thumb, way more than any other woman amber has dated, and something that, in my opinion, must go deeper than just her weight.

We've seen Big Ham be all weepy (or the aftereffects thereof) several times in the "gf" era already. Not a great track record, and I think a teeny tiny piece of Hamber realizes she has made a terrible mistake. Being a narc, though, she can't admit it, and being terrified of being alone, even if she could admit it, she can't take action on it by kicking the "gf" out.

I have to admit that when I first started watching her years before I found the farms, I never really thought Big Spam would ever get caught in her own nets. I've known people like her, and by some mysterious fucking power in the universe, it's rare that they do. So I have to admit that I'm getting an extraordinary level of glee watching this season unfold, even if it is boring as hell. She isn't happy, she can't do the things she wants (except eat), and her channel is tanking, badly.

Three days, and you can't crack the 60K view threshold or get to 1K likes versus the monster-sized dump that are the dislikes? Sucks to be you, Hamber.

lolz: i guess there's an Amber Reid on The Voice Australia and I definitely thought I crossed over to another timeline for a second when it popped up on my recommended:

this comparingly svelte Amber Reid looks like ours in a parallel universe/'does Australia really even exist' kinda way; she even dresses like her. The whole scene struck me as Hamber's dream version of herself, or current deluded version of herself

Big Ham thinks she sings like this, too. Not the greatest voice (come on, OtherAmber, tonal and volume shifts are your friend), but good for Saturday night fat girl karaoke, and better than SingerLynn. The outfit and hair say more fat Meghan Trainor than FatAl to me. Unlike Hamber, Trainor actually lost weight - by stopping her eating out all the time, learning how to cook, and working out. All the things Big Ham gives lip service to, but will never do.

Amber Rachdi wonders: Whatever do you mean?

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(No shade on Amber Rachdi, she's lost a fuckton of weight and doesn't look anything like this anymore ... unlike Fatty McFuckface.)

Here's a vision of your future, ScammerLynn. You'll be stuck with the "gf" because you can't bear the thought of being alone for any length of time. (But I'm telling you folks: Fatbody Slings, Inc.)

I rooted for MSHPL Amber back when I was doing live reacts on Twitter for the show under a throwaway profile in case Twitter decided to boot me. One of the few, and she did not disappoint, unlike our FatAmber

 

[Cosmologic]

We've seen Big Ham be all weepy (or the aftereffects thereof) several times in the "gf" era already. Not a great track record, and I think a teeny tiny piece of Hamber realizes she has made a terrible mistake. Being a narc, though, she can't admit it, and being terrified of being alone, even if she could admit it, she can't take action on it by kicking the "gf" out.

I have to admit that when I first started watching her years before I found the farms, I never really thought Big Spam would ever get caught in her own nets. I've known people like her, and by some mysterious fucking power in the universe, it's rare that they do. So I have to admit that I'm getting an extraordinary level of glee watching this season unfold, even if it is boring as hell. She isn't happy, she can't do the things she wants (except eat), and her channel is tanking, badly.

if i was becky, i'd be watching this all unfold gleefully from a far distance. becky may not be the greatest person ever, but she definitely earned the right to revel in amber's misery. i'm surprised she's being so open about how depressed and miserable she is. i forget who mentioned wipey being polyamorous, but i do think that's putting a huge strain on things, on top of amber being too financially dependent to do anything about it. the fact that wipey could leave her for another person at any second is a real and present threat.

amber is also clearly not the Cool Girl she was pretending to be for wipey's approval, given how affected and upset she is by their arrangement. it's impressive that she was able to find a caretaker so quickly after becky broke up with her given the fact that she has absolutely nothing to offer and has no personality. however, pretending to be chill and fine with being polyamorous has clearly worked against her.

i wonder if she had some narcissistic delusion that she'd he shoooooo special and different that wipey would have no choice but to be madly in love and only want to be with her, no one else, and that she'd only have to feign interest in polyamory for a very short period of time. she probably also planned to brag about being so desirable that someone would make the choice to be monogamous for her. lmfao. clearly that isn't working, and would have never worked, because amber isn't as good of a catch as she thinks she is.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

So how long until she gets an infection from scraping her ankle rolls on the ground? She could easily lose 50 el bees by losing a foot to necrosis.

 

[Owlflaps]

So how long until she gets an infection from scraping her ankle rolls on the ground? She could easily lose 50 el bees by losing a foot to necrosis.

Good. Anything to liven up this saga.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

'Offensive tackle Daniel Faalele is set to become the heaviest player in the NFL after being drafted by the Baltimore Ravens.
The 22-year-old Australian, who weighs 27st 6lb and is 6ft 8in tall, was the 110th pick in the fourth round.'

He is 384 pounds.
I think sometimes, with all the shit surrounding Fatty, we can lose sight of the fact...
SHE IS A MEGA FAT HOG

 

[ADHD]

Archive:

 

[King Fructose]

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She has the grace of a bull in a china shop, stomping through the store touching everything.

 

[M.T. Graves]

You should reevaluate your life if another normal sized human can’t squeeze past you in a store aisle. Absolute unit.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Everything she does and says nowadays just seems forced.
Says yet again that her gorlfriend has cooked her breakfast whilst Fatty was showering - trying to convince us that she can wash herself unaided, which I don't believe.
The last time I ever heard of the partner cooking breakfast for their partner, every single day, was in a 50s tv sitcom. Which makes me believe that whoever said Wipey is a caretaker, is correct. I have friends who are carers (British name, same job) and they have to cook simple snacks and meals as part of caring for some service users.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Amber, shut your fucking mouth when you are eating you disgusting pig!

 

[inquizadoor]

-once again has to bring up that she definitely for sure showers every single morning. sure jan
-nasty egg salad sandwich for breakfast ew
-its "100/10" stho good
-she's had a headache for days bc shes "Eating less" and "Actively losing weight"
-she had a LOT of weight loss over night
-shows her and wipey walking twinkie to prove that she actually gets walked
-READERLYNN IS BACK
-shes reading a romance look but she doesnt like it (probably bc its not a lesbian romance)
-soooo busy you guise, shes going to the post office
-she has these ugly as fuck pompom earrings on and shes OBSESSED with the green that they are
-she assures us that she still walked twinkie even when she didnt feel like going on walks. im so sure
-another shot of her checking the mail. what an adventure
-shes at ross which is just top tier trash but okay sis
-touch everything lynn is back
-look guys!! she can walk in stores!! no scooter!!
-this store is like half a step above goodwill i s2g
-this bit is going on forever and i have her sped up
-quirkylynn has to lift her legs up when going over railroad tracks for good luck but it might just be a cAliFoRnIa gOrL thing since wipey has never heard of it
-shes gotten rid of her journal hoard and kept a few but shes been jurneleeng a LOT guys
-wipey loves hot sauce so they got a gift sampler kit which amber reads to us
-"my girlfriend, my girlfriend, MY GIRLFRIEND"
-she got a juicy couture bag lmao
-ANOTHER JOURNAL
-i honestly dont care about her fucking ross haul
-another ham colored bag, chantal who?
-wipey made tacos again
-the end


hmm i cant help but notice she promised to update us about the outpatient and then DIDNT. wow so shocking.

 

[beansoup]

Her pants dragging on the filthy ground and floor make me MATI.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

she had a LOT of weight loss over night

So do I when I take a shit in the morning. At least 3.386076548 lbs. At least!

She's such an ignorant heffalump. Can any of you imagine encountering her in real life? Whadda you do? Go full NFL linebacker and try to knock her weeble ass over to get around in her the aisle?
A polite 'Cuse me, ma'am!" and hope she doesn't suffocate you in a fat fold as you try desperately to worm your way around her?

Deep thoughts....