to be a fly on the wall. with how boring and dull her videos have been for the past year, i can only imagine the types of things that are going on that she isn't filming and posting. i don't think wipey is a calculating abuser or anything but i do think she's extremely controlling and has used something about amber to keep her under her thumb, way more than any other woman amber has dated, and something that, in my opinion, must go deeper than just her weight.
We've seen Big Ham be all weepy (or the aftereffects thereof) several times in the "gf" era already. Not a great track record, and I think a teeny tiny piece of Hamber realizes she has made a terrible mistake. Being a narc, though, she can't admit it, and being terrified of being alone, even if she could admit it, she can't take action on it by kicking the "gf" out.
I have to admit that when I first started watching her years before I found the farms, I never really thought Big Spam would ever get caught in her own nets. I've known people like her, and by some mysterious fucking power in the universe, it's rare that they do. So I have to admit that I'm getting an extraordinary level of glee watching this season unfold, even if it is boring as hell. She isn't happy, she can't do the things she wants (except eat), and her channel is tanking, badly.
Three days, and you can't crack the 60K view threshold or get to 1K likes versus the monster-sized dump that are the dislikes? Sucks to be you, Hamber.
lolz: i guess there's an Amber Reid on The Voice Australia and I definitely thought I crossed over to another timeline for a second when it popped up on my recommended:
this comparingly svelte Amber Reid looks like ours in a parallel universe/'does Australia really even exist' kinda way; she even dresses like her. The whole scene struck me as Hamber's dream version of herself, or current deluded version of herself
Big Ham thinks she sings like this, too. Not the greatest voice (come on, OtherAmber, tonal and volume shifts are your friend), but good for Saturday night fat girl karaoke, and better than SingerLynn. The outfit and hair say more fat Meghan Trainor than FatAl to me. Unlike Hamber, Trainor actually lost weight - by stopping her eating out all the time, learning how to cook, and working out. All the things Big Ham gives lip service to, but will never do.
Amber Rachdi wonders: Whatever do you mean?
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(No shade on Amber Rachdi, she's lost a fuckton of weight and doesn't look anything like this anymore ... unlike Fatty McFuckface.)
Here's a vision of your future, ScammerLynn. You'll be stuck with the "gf" because you can't bear the thought of being alone for any length of time. (But I'm telling you folks: Fatbody Slings, Inc.)
I rooted for MSHPL Amber back when I was doing live reacts on Twitter for the show under a throwaway profile in case Twitter decided to boot me. One of the few, and she did not disappoint, unlike our FatAmber