Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[notfoodienotbeauty]

The only thing Amber never ate is a bullet lez be real.

That and pussy.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The continued reading of the calories is hilarious.
Telling your audience how many calories are in the shit you eat is irrelevant when you're eating thousands more off-camera. More ''woe is me, muh anxieteeeeeee''. Poor Wamber.

This is why she is not serious about losing weight. If she was eating only 2,000 calories, she would be losing about 5 pounds a week. Instead, her only fluctuations are due to her sodium intake. She is making no effort to cut her calories.

The Fitbit issue is so perfectly representative of her whole personality. Your heart rate is fucked because you're a fat cunt, so what do you do? Rid yourself of the object forcing you to take notice of your health instead of y'know, getting to the root of your dodgy heart rate.
She's such a fucking child, always screeching ''la la la, can't hear you'' when it involves her weight related health issues.

No way has that Fitbit been measuring anything accurately on that parade balloon wrist. It was probably at thelimit for the band and was cutting off circulation.

Either the Fitbit is too tight, or her resting heart rate is much higher. There is no way that a 500 pounds woman with a BMI of nearly 90 has a resting rate of 60 bpm. She probably read on WebMD that a resting heart rate of 100 or higher could be an indication of congestive heart failure, and she decided to do something about it and got rid of the Fitbit. Problem solved. That is the same reason she refuses to have any blood tests done. Of course, she could tell us that the reading on the Fitbit is wrong because of its wonky batteries.

 

[dfranki723]

Fitbit is wrong because of its wonky batteries.

FATPHOBIC* batteries.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Bullshit on never having that lasagna. I'm sure some autist could find an old video of her eating one. Stouffers??? Fucking Stouffer's??? That's one step above Banquet brand.

Trust me, you don't get to be her size without eating anything and everything that comes into your orbit. The only things I could possibly imagine Fatty not to have tried are fruits and vegetables, but even then I would imagine her 'abusers' 'forced' her to at least try them once. Much like when her 'abusers' 'forced' her to drink semi-skimmed instead of full-fat milk. The evil bastards.

Every time I read this thread lately I find myself wondering how on earth this content is still making her any kind of money.

She's a car crash/dumpster fire. I tried ignoring this latest snoozefest, yet here I am, with spare time on my hands, being pulled back into this shit. Even I don't know why the fuck I bother...

Gotta love how the Fitbit had to go because of her anxiety. What was giving you so much anxiety Hamber, your heart rate being in the 200s while sitting or being faced with the fact you get maybe 500 steps a day? Or maybe anything that holds her accountable in any way is just too anxiety inducing.
Truth be told she probably broke the strap with those ham hocks she calls wrists.

Don't forget in the previous video, it was charging for most of the day. The video before that, she hit just over 2000 steps. The video before that, she hit just over 2000 and said next day would be better. She just got her fat ass trapped in a corner with it, so finds it easier to lah about not using it. Hell she might even get sympathy for it causing her angs-sigh-et-eee. It wouldn't shock me if it was 200 beats per minute and certainly not 60. I don't need to say why she's not gone to ER with that - it's just more made up bullshit.

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For Becky when she goes out behind the chicken coop, a pistol skin to make any gun look like a Nintendo gun.

Stuck in that sty with Her Royal Fatness, every single day... how long do you think you'd last with a loaded gun before you did the world a favor and offed the hog?

 

[WasabiPasta]

Did anyone else notice the slots on Jade's phone in Amber's new video at 14 mins? Even if it's just an ad, ads are targeted based on the user's activity both within and outside the current app being used. Considering she also buys scratchies, seems like someone's maintaining a gambling addiction here.
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Unfortunately the gamblynn arc has been about as entertaining as her torrid hauls.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

This is why she is not serious about losing weight. If she was eating only 2,000 calories, she would be losing about 5 pounds a week. Instead, her only fluctuations are due to her sodium intake. She is making no effort to cut her calories.

No, no. We just don't understand thermodynamics like ProfessorLynn. Do you know she got that chalkboard specifically to give us lessons about entropy in closed systems as well as in fluid dynamics (using her lymphedema to illustrate some of the principles of the latter)? It's true. You know, she always wanted to be a teacher.

Either the Fitbit is too tight, or her resting heart rate is much higher. There is no way that a 500 pounds woman with a BMI of nearly 90 has a resting rate of 60 bpm. She probably read on WebMD that a resting heart rate of 100 or higher could be an indication of congestive heart failure, and she decided to do something about it and got rid of the Fitbit. Problem solved. That is the same reason she refuses to have any blood tests done. Of course, she could tell us that the reading on the Fitbit is wrong because of its wonky batteries.

I am aghast that you think DoctorLynn Medicine Woman cannot readily diagnose herself with....things, just like she diagmosed her own cancer via GoogleU and the always helpful WebMD (Worst Possible Outcome edition)!

 

[Pippeyy]

Did anyone else notice the slots on Jade's phone in Amber's new video at 14 mins? Even if it's just an ad, ads are targeted based on the user's activity both within and outside the current app being used. Considering she also buys scratchies, seems like someone's maintaining a gambling addiction here.
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She's already admitted to spending thousands on some online game in the Gaycare era. She literally can't do anything new. It's impossible at this point.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
For Hispanic attacks

 

[Pirateporkchop]

This is why she is not serious about losing weight. If she was eating only 2,000 calories, she would be losing about 5 pounds a week. Instead, her only fluctuations are due to her sodium intake. She is making no effort to cut her calories.



Either the Fitbit is too tight, or her resting heart rate is much higher. There is no way that a 500 pounds woman with a BMI of nearly 90 has a resting rate of 60 bpm. She probably read on WebMD that a resting heart rate of 100 or higher could be an indication of congestive heart failure, and she decided to do something about it and got rid of the Fitbit. Problem solved. That is the same reason she refuses to have any blood tests done. Of course, she could tell us that the reading on the Fitbit is wrong because of its wonky batteries.

I was curious if maybe she was taking xanax or some sort of anti-anexity meds due to her panic attacks? She might be zooted.

Whatever. At this points shes a semi-cognitive lymphatic sack.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Looks like she deleted her Tellonym account.

 

[Angry Nipple]

A comment left on one of Becky’s videos... I suppose, if the drama with Big Al is real, it’s a smart move to not condone the name calling. But I do think it’s rich, coming from Beckster.

Also, I disagree. Name calling is very cool.

*Edited to include whole comment. Screenshot stolen from one of the fb groups.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Did anyone else notice the slots on Jade's phone in Amber's new video at 14 mins?

No one in that apartment is remotely interested in Jade's slot.

 

[King Fructose]

Thick nigga Jade
Thick nigga Jade
now she's just a
Thick nigga maid

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

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A comment left on one of Becky’s videos... I suppose, if the drama with Big Al is real, it’s a smart move to not condone the name calling. But I do think it’s rich, coming from Beckster.

Also, I disagree. Name calling is very cool.

*Edited to include whole comment. Screenshot stolen from one of the fb groups.

'namecalling ain't cool' -
neither is ripping people off on Go Fund Me at least twice
neither is repeatedly lying to cover for your sugar-momma
neither is caretaking for someone who spoke to your dying 'beloved' mom like shit
neither is still not having a job after one year of your sham relationship ending
but most of all... neither is wiping a 600 pound hog's shitty ass.

And we all know the Thumb's ONLY ambition in life is to move back into the sty and resume wiping duties. Now that is something that really ain't cool.

 

[Xenomorph]

'namecalling ain't cool' -
neither is ripping people off on Go Fund Me at least twice
neither is repeatedly lying to cover for your sugar-momma
neither is caretaking for someone who spoke to your dying 'beloved' mom like shit
neither is still not having a job after one year of your sham relationship ending
but most of all... neither is wiping a 600 pound hog's shitty ass.

And we all know the Thumb's ONLY ambition in life is to move back into the sty and resume wiping duties. Now that is something that really ain't cool.

Exactly people forget how much she lied and cosigned ambers bullshit.

 

[8008135]

'namecalling ain't cool'

Go fuck yourself, you semi-sentient inbred thumb.

 

[FatalTater]

Becky has to stick up for FattyboombalattyLynn in case Jade runs off in the middle of the night. There might be a job opening for "girlfriend" and Becky wouldn't want to miss out.

 

[TobyFromTheOffice]

Nurses insight of the day: When people are as big as amber machines can’t properly read their heart rate or blood pressure. It will always read too low because the fit of the band/cuff is wrong and the excess fat layers are blocking the receptor from detecting properly, even the hospital grade blood pressure machines don’t work on them. When there’s a person ambers size it’s best to take a manual blood pressure and heart rate for an accurate reading, maybe hers was 160 not 60.

 

[Pirateporkchop]

Nurses insight of the day: When people are as big as amber machines can’t properly read their heart rate or blood pressure. It will always read too low because the fit of the band/cuff is wrong and the excess fat layers are blocking the receptor from detecting properly, even the hospital grade blood pressure machines don’t work on them. When there’s a person ambers size it’s best to take a manual blood pressure and heart rate for an accurate reading, maybe hers was 160 not 60.

Haha. Yet another embarrassment for her to suffer. Kill yourself hamber

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Some screenshots from her dumbass Q&A on Instagram. Thoughts? I think she's finally going to admit to having beetus as well as some clickbaity video on her lab results. Or she's lying about everything. What a cow.