Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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w4vy_gr4vy said:
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Those are quite literally just a bunch of words thrown together, did she really send herself this question just to show off this preschooler tier ''poetry''?

This is in the same vein as ''artists'' who stick a piece of rope to a wall and try to convince everyone it's a wildly profound artistic display.
Fatty thinking she's a literary genius is my favourite version of herself.
 
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FatalTater said:
"Every flower envious of its petals"

Wut.
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Can you imagine someone asking to explain what it means?

Poetry, nutrition, soccer, creative writing, dancing, legislation, cooking, choreography, academics, animal care, medicine, criminal justice, empathy, speed reading, donating to charity... Most of these are subjects our dainty princess has been complimented on by authority figures. Such an accomplished young woman.
Imagine you didn't know who Fatty is and someone described all these talents to you. What would you imagine she might look like? How do you think she'd behave?
 
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Xenomorph said:
I have always believed Amber gets off to negative attention way more than positive as it gives her ready-made excuses to eat
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It feeds her victimhood complex.


w4vy_gr4vy said:
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She's so bad at this. Six year olds write better, and more meaningful, poetry. It's a great example of the problem with a lot of modern poetry, though: it's like a terrible, unedited stream of consciousness, randomly chopped into lines. There's no rhythm or particular meter to it, and the imagery makes no sense at all.
 
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mekalekahi said:
What would be harder for her to admit? That she was over 600 lbs at one point or that she has diabetes? She seems terrified of having the label of diabetes and sleep apnea connected to her which is fucking bizzare considering the state of her body.
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Being over 600 el bees is harder for her to admit. Theres so much shit shes talked so she can never express that she got close without admitting we were all right the whole time. If its the beetus shes gonna have to be a champion of diabetes and a survivor. A warrior. A goddess. She will spin it as "well i knew all along but you haydurs were gonna shit on me so hard and like omg my mentulz yall are so mean" or "yall have to rhealiz-uh " so she will get to shit all over us and have new ambabies protect her or jade come white knight via snapchat rants. Its in her best interest to be honest about it but she would also rather die than admit anything. Her channel is dying and she needs new content.

Cheese Trap said:
There's no way she didn't ask that question herself in an attempt to prove that she's not the most sexless person ever. Or maybe it's wipey's job now to send in those.
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Shes such a fucking empty headed sped and thinks this is drumming up new shit for her channel. Shes trying the same 8 things that beauty/lifestyle vloggers and drama channels do. This is so fucking sad.
FupaCitySheriff said:
Can you imagine someone asking to explain what it means?

Poetry, nutrition, soccer, creative writing, dancing, legislation, cooking, choreography, academics, animal care, medicine, criminal justice, empathy, speed reading, donating to charity... Most of these are subjects our dainty princess has been complimented on by authority figures. Such an accomplished young woman.
Imagine you didn't know who Fatty is and someone described all these talents to you. What would you imagine she might look like? How do you think she'd behave?
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Omg shes so fucking cool. So dainty yet capable. Shes just the best woman ever im so jealous.
 
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Totally real FBI Frank said:
At first I thought “y’all some dumb mother fuckers”……UNTIL I actually watched a recap of said video. When fatty was sitting at her standing desk (chuckle), she actually kinda seemed high. Her eyelids are very much at half mast, her words are rather slurry
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I wouldn’t be surprised if her blood sugar was crashing and thats why her behavior was off.
 
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lol cow supreme said:
Well Chantal the sex kitten just bought a new sex toy and did a soooper sexy only fans. Amber's attempting to take her crown back. Or this is the unholiest crossover in the making....
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Guntal and Hamber onlyfans collab just imagine Hammy in lingerie or butt ass naked next to Chins
 
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Owlflaps said:
New polyamory saga? Amber is gonna be grifted out of her paychecks and then proceed to kick her out.
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An actual human roommate, not a clickbait title and it's actually a hamster or something? Damn. Money must be tight, or maybe Jade would rather have sex with someone resembling a human.
 
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