Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[WasabiPasta]

I wonder if Amber would pay Jade to stay there if they broke up. I could see her doing that out of desperation since she needs a live-in caretaker 24/7

The real question is would we even notice?
We see the 'relationship' that they have now, it's pretty obviously fake af and performative for our 'enjoyment' and ALR's mentulz and Jade's grift.
What is going to change? Jade will sometimes be absent, ALR will go unwashed, they'll have idle small talk and stupid fake lovebombing, those blackboard notes would still pop up mysteriously...

For all we know maybe they already broke up.

 

[by the wawter]

Most likely she would be entitled to nothing. Unless you are family, or married (which she's neither), when you die the state takes your money/stuff unless you specifically have a will that says what goes to who.

And even if Wipey were written into Amber's will, if her family members contested it (and one look at her brother tells you he will) and took it to court, they would win.

 

[Insulin reid]

I wonder if Amber would pay Jade to stay there if they broke up. I could see her doing that out of desperation since she needs a live-in caretaker 24/7

Wont happen.
Amber doesnt make stupid amounts of money anymore, shes just getting by. Theres no way she would make enough money to give jade anywhere near what she would want to get paid on top of all her other expenses.
Jade would also be single and would of course be on the prowl in search of a new fat girl and amber couldnt handle that, it would send her into a spiral. Amber cant even handle knowing becky saw a girl in a gas station once and acknowledged that she may have been pretty.

The real question is would we even notice?

Oh yeah we would amber would lose her shit

We see the 'relationship' that they have now, it's pretty obviously fake af and performative for our 'enjoyment' and ALR's mentulz and Jade's grift.

Amber is just a ditto who watches too many beauty/lifestyle vloggers who have their partner in videos and wants to emulate it. The poor copy is what we get.

What is going to change? Jade will sometimes be absent, ALR will go unwashed, they'll have idle small talk and stupid fake lovebombing, those blackboard notes would still pop up mysteriously...

For all we know maybe they already broke up.

Jade would straight up leave. Amber would go absolutely insane and it would push her away. Thats why amber is so different and its hurting her that she cant essentially berate jade into doing whatever, whenever like she has all her other partners.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Most likely she would be entitled to nothing. Unless you are family, or married (which she's neither), when you die the state takes your money/stuff unless you specifically have a will that says what goes to who.

The AdSense account will be the only thing worth anything once she is gone, with the lack of assets and savings.

Probably not worth engaging someone for administration of the estate if that's all there is due to the legal costs, the family will be too dumb and poor to do anything more than a funeral and emptying the apartment of her stuff. Any family member could follow the Google process for probate, but they are not going to give up passwords and they'll only give up money if they can be certain that's the correct thing to do and going to the correct person. Even proving to Google that you are Ambers long lost brother might be too difficult for these speds.

Don't forget, Youtube/Google will only be aware of Ambers death if they are notified of it. If she just stops uploading one day then they won't care or notice.

If Jade can get the Google password before death, she could potentially earn the dwindling AdSense as the views spike and then trail off after death with some legacy views.

Admittedly, it's not a great grift as it relies on her earning enough to make it worthwhile and the uncertainty around when Amber will die.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Any family member could follow the Google process for probate

Currently going through probate with mom's estate. It's a pain in the ass and can take a couple of years to settle. Slappy advice? Get a lawyer that specializes in probate. That's what we did. And that assumes there is no family infighting, which in Amber's case, you know there would be. Just delays everything further.

 

[TC-P]

In Kentucky if you die without a will there is lguidance who gets what If married than half to spouse and the rest to parents and siblings and then move down the family tree. If no spouse then half to parents and half to siblings.

This is standard in most states as well as other countries outside the USA.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

In Kentucky if you die without a will there is lguidance who gets what If married than half to spouse and the rest to parents and siblings and then move down the family tree. If no spouse then half to parents and half to siblings.

This is standard in most states as well as other countries outside the USA.

Sure, but it will most likely cover the usual stuff; does she own property? A bank account? A private pension?

If Amber deals with her own tax as opposed to just allowing the government to skim 20% off, what's the likelihood of an overstretched public authority noticing or caring about some google account earning a few dollars as a hobby?

There is every chance they'll just view her as unemployed.

 

[lol cow supreme]

You all talk like Amber even HAS an estate when she dies. She has whatever is left in her bank account and whatever horde is in the apartment, which will need to be paid to be hauled away. At best she has a few thousand in the bank at time of death that the medical creditors will suck up.

 

[TC-P]

I think the reality of the situation is that no one will want to deal with her estate. Let us face it she has nothing of value. Maybe the car and that is it. The rest mass-produced junk will be taken to the landfill. Within a couple of months of her death, everyone will have moved on and it will be AmberwhoLynn.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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Realistically, in nine years, you've gained 200+ pounds. In fairytale land, have you considered becoming cama-tose? Those pounds would melt right off.

The only way she could lose that much weight is through bariatric surgery. Her 7 days of whatever diet, as she always tries, barely moves the needle. This year, she lost about 10 to 15 pounds in 6 months. To lose 200 pounds would take at least 6 years at this rate. It is not going to happen.

“The main issue their relationship is having right now is that Jade is early to rise and early to bed, Amber mentioned this in the beginning of the Wipey era. Remember codependentlynn saying smugly back then that she too was waking up at 8am now along with Jade?”

Do not forget that Amber moved to the second bedroom earlier in the relationship. It is likely that they do not have the same sleeping schedule is the reason why. Amber has likely sleep apnea making her a reckless sleeper. She probably snores, needs to sleep upright, and also requires industrial size fans running. They are not sleeping together.

The only asset that Amber has is the vehicle. The money that she has will pay for the funeral. When she dies, Jade will be long gone. They have talked about moving but they do not seem like people preparing to do so. Jade is biding her time till her legal troubles are over. Amber is not a long term plan.

 

[Taint Reaction]

You all talk like Amber even HAS an estate when she dies. She has whatever is left in her bank account and whatever horde is in the apartment, which will need to be paid to be hauled away. At best she has a few thousand in the bank at time of death that the medical creditors will suck up.

Don't forget about her *highly coveted* sticker collection!

 

[Save BBJ]

im kinda late to the whole thing rn but did ALR an jade brake up?

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Don't forget about her *highly coveted* sticker collection!

There would be money to be made if Jade sold her journals, I can imagine some people would pay $$$ to read those.

She could sell them by date, so each time period would be valued differently I imagine.

It won't happen of course, but that's the most value she will get because she will have to pay off the car.

 

[PerfPaz]

im kinda late to the whole thing rn but did ALR an jade brake up?

Actually, ALR passed and we're trying to figure out what Jade is going to do with her stickers

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

I'm lmao at the Chins makes ALR look so much better by comparison.

Comparing donkey shit to horse shit ❤

 

[tzgnilki]

im kinda late to the whole thing rn but did ALR an jade brake up?

tldr at the bottom

well, at one point very early on-ALR did try to pretend they had broken up due to Jade being doxxed and Jade wanting a relationship with multiple partners (idk the word for it), and ALR said the new "person" who eventually ended up living with her was a "local", & before this new person had moved in-ALR went as far as saying she herself was single and "meeting up with a viewer"

specifying the new person as a viewer was important at that point because Jade lied to ALR in the beginning and said she wasn't a viewer, which made a very clear distinction (to her audience) that this was 2 different people

this happened during a weird timeline in her videos/livestreams where you would hear strange sounds in the background and ALR saying it was rarity, or ALR saying some inside joke and looking off camera at "rarity", or there would be things in the background that wern't 600lb-friendly, such as a not-600lb shadow, or a strange figure's reflection in the toaster (lol), ALR was pretending to be alone/not with Jade-why? Jade's family was probably being harassed and ALR was doing damage control the only way she knows how-LAH

there was even a whole thing where ALR announced the break up & berated her audience for "harassing an innocent person, it's the wrong person you guise", (it wasn't the wrong person), and Beggy got scolded for leaking/confirming Jade was Jade

one of the earliest contradictions ALR made-was having been invited to this mystery person's family thanksgiving after supposedly breaking up with Jade & opted out but just had to brag about the invitation, then I don't remember exactly how it happened, but it was revealed that the thanksgiving dinner was in NY despite this new person being a "KY local", NY is where Jade is from, and realistically Hamber just can't travel despite her new found fitness after losing 10lbs

there are a lot more contradictions, but it doesn't really matter at this point, it has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt that Jade never left

noone believed her and noone was shocked when she got sloppy/gave up on remembering the lie

tldr: Yes but no

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

For all we know maybe they already broke up.

Optimistic!

Wont happen.
Amber doesnt make stupid amounts of money anymore, shes just getting by. Theres no way she would make enough money to give jade anywhere near what she would want to get paid on top of all her other expenses.

She was making 52K at the place she's suing. Even given the lower COL in KY, she'd want something substantial - as would we all, for ass-wiping duties.

Oh yeah we would amber would lose her shit

Hey, Fatty, when he "gf" inevitably leaves, make your disintegration a livestream and PPV!

Amber is just a ditto who watches too many beauty/lifestyle vloggers who have their partner in videos and wants to emulate it. The poor copy is what we get.

A copy of a copy of a copy.

Jade would straight up leave. Amber would go absolutely insane and it would push her away. Thats why amber is so different and its hurting her that she cant essentially berate jade into doing whatever, whenever like she has all her other partners.

Protip, Hamber: don't get involved with someone who is a better grifter than you.

Sure, but it will most likely cover the usual stuff; does she own property? A bank account? A private pension?

LOL. She has a bank account and that's it. The only tangible property she owns is clothes that don't fit and she never wears, plus all the cheap plastic crap she buys. She claimed, years ago, to have savings, or at least to save something, but that's bullshit.

I think the reality of the situation is that no one will want to deal with her estate. Let us face it she has nothing of value. Maybe the car and that is it. The rest mass-produced junk will be taken to the landfill. Within a couple of months of her death, everyone will have moved on and it will be AmberwhoLynn.

Nobody wants to have to go into that stank apartment with a gross of trash bags to deal with her shit.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Anyone else remember the halcyon days of Amber's channel where she showed off the $1500 cash she kept in her purse at all times "just in case?" And then tried to deny it wasn't a flex?

I bet Amber REALLY misses those days.

 

[Cock wombler]

On day 1 of 10 days of bullshit Amber weighed in at 494.2 she ended it at 491.8 BUT do not forget she bought a new scale on day 8 that has a 4lb weight difference. If she was to weigh in on the old scales on day 10 she would be 495 something. So fatty mcfat fuck gained weight during her 10 days of doing fuck all. Congrats.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

On day 1 of 10 days of bullshit Amber weighed in at 494.2 she ended it at 491.8 BUT do not forget she bought a new scale on day 8 that has a 4lb weight difference. If she was to weigh in on the old scales on day 10 she would be 495 something. So fatty mcfat fuck gained weight during her 10 days of doing fuck all. Congrats.

That’s assuming she’s even being honest about those numbers and not rigging the scale or just pulling them out of her ass. Which is a stretch.