Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Just paused on a truly excellent still whilst watching a Jordy reaction video. Shudder

edit: had to add this, too. Jesus Christ she’s so horrifying
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I’ll never forget the time a few years back when someone on here posted a zoomed in screen shot of her teeth, and then 2 days later in a vlog she said someone “emailed”her a pic of her teeth asking about them and wanted to address it lol.

The dentist told her she needed braces and she said absolutely not cause she was scared. We would never hear the end of it if she got them and how shooper hard it is to clean them and they give her anxiety. She would constantly break the brackets from eating chips and candy.
 
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mekalekahi said:
I’ll never forget the time a few years back when someone on here posted a zoomed in screen shot of her teeth, and then 2 days later in a vlog she said someone “emailed”her a pic of her teeth asking about them and wanted to address it lol.

The dentist told her she needed braces and she said absolutely not cause she was scared. We would never hear the end of it if she got them and how shooper hard it is to clean them and they give her anxiety. She would constantly break the brackets from eating chips and candy.
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She was scared of getting braces? Wait until the beast has her goddamn chest cracked open after her first heart attack.
 
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mekalekahi said:
I’ll never forget the time a few years back when someone on here posted a zoomed in screen shot of her teeth, and then 2 days later in a vlog she said someone “emailed”her a pic of her teeth asking about them and wanted to address it lol.

The dentist told her she needed braces and she said absolutely not cause she was scared. We would never hear the end of it if she got them and how shooper hard it is to clean them and they give her anxiety. She would constantly break the brackets from eating chips and candy.
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I zoomed in on her teeth and noticed the two teeth that are supposed to be her front teeth are both cracked. Braces can't fixed cracked or broken teeth. I doubt those are the only teeth that are cracked and I'm sure she is also sitting on multiple cavities.

The only time I remember her going to the dentist is the time she needed a tooth pulled. Other than that time she probably hasn't been to the dentist at all in her adult life. And now, that I'm thinking about it, I assume she didn't go much as a child either since meth mom and dad had more important things to spend their drug money on.
 
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
Braces can't fixed cracked or broken teeth.
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But veneers can. And they aren't that expensive.

I have two and all my original teeth. Front ones cracked. My dentist is a fishing buddy and was like "You idiot, you were tying off a fishing knot with your teeth, weren't ya?"

Guilty as charged. But when you get old, dat shit breaks as easily as fine porcelain dropped on a concrete floor. Two veneers and you'd never know they were cracked.

TMI, maybe... but I don't see our 55 gallon drum of silly putty ever doing a damned thing to fix those choppers.

Suddenly, the baby food is making a lot of sense.
 
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I can't remember anymore which compilation channel it was but it had clips of her back in Density times talking about how a vegan diet cures cancer(it doesn't).
What we eat is making us sick.
"If I had cancer I would completely change the way I ATE"
"Meat causes cancer. Cheese causes cancer."

Weird how prophetic it was. She has eaten herself into having cancer. She couldn't have imagined that in her wildest dreams. She probably really thought back then she'd actually change her diet if it happened to her. It seems almost unbelievable that she actually did something so unlikely to herself, something that she has previously talked about. I genuinely didn't know she had, it was so weird to hear. What a molmen.
 
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goodgrief said:
I can't remember anymore which compilation channel it was but it had clips of her back in Density times talking about how a vegan diet cures cancer(it doesn't).
What we eat is making us sick.
"If I had cancer I would completely change the way I ATE"
"Meat causes cancer. Cheese causes cancer."

Weird how prophetic it was. She has eaten herself into having cancer. She couldn't have imagined that in her wildest dreams. She probably really thought back then she'd actually change her diet if it happened to her. It seems almost unbelievable that she actually did something so unlikely to herself, something that she has previously talked about. I genuinely didn't know she had, it was so weird to hear. What a molmen.
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That would be this one:


where she repeated, credulously, the idiotic claims about veganism curing cancer, and everything else in the propaganda films she watched. She could be swayed to any cause, good or evil. I'm surprised she hasn't been sucked into a cult.
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
our 55 gallon drum of silly putty
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I thought this might be an underestimation of her weight, but according to google a 55gal drum filled with water weighs around 500lb!

An empty drum is around 50lb of that, so 450lb for just the water inside.
A human body is a little more dense than water, but if we liquified her she would surely have a higher volume than a 55gal drum right?

Much to think about.
 
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Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
I thought this might be an underestimation of her weight, but according to google a 55gal drum filled with water weighs around 500lb!

An empty drum is around 50lb of that, so 450lb for just the water inside.
A human body is a little more dense than water, but if we liquified her she would surely have a higher volume than a 55gal drum right?

Much to think about.
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This is a really smart and interesting post! The average human body holds about 70L, or roughly 18 gallons. Fat is also less dense, and the structure of her body involves a lot of flaps and rolls, so it isn't solid, and you also have to make some allowance for negative space in the body, like pericardial space.

Now, this next part is all guesswork, but Amberlynn has a very small frame. I would guess her volume is closer to 45 if we hollowed out ALR and filled her with water.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
That would be this one:


where she repeated, credulously, the idiotic claims about veganism curing cancer, and everything else in the propaganda films she watched. She could be swayed to any cause, good or evil. I'm surprised she hasn't been sucked into a cult.
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I've said it before, but I'm surprised she has never been scammed by an Egyptian prince, long-lost millionaire relative, or the IRS who will be there to arrest her in 15 minutes if she doesn't pay her taxes.

She has already allowed herself to get scammed by at least two MLMS, and the car place that she smugly told us she won a couple of thousand dollars, so we have that at least.
 
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