Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mr. Ghoul]

That would be this one:

where she repeated, credulously, the idiotic claims about veganism curing cancer, and everything else in the propaganda films she watched. She could be swayed to any cause, good or evil. I'm surprised she hasn't been sucked into a cult.

Jeezus. She has a superpower of constantly spewing retarded disengenuous performative bullshit. It legit blows my mind every time I am able to power through 30 seconds of watching her. Every word she says is, as the late Reverend Bill Hicks said, like a turd falling into my drink.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

More boring nontent. layg reveal when?

Fat Fuck just has to fondle everything she sees.

It's so gross. She obviously hasn't showered and won't stop rubbing her stupid greasy sideburns, and then touching everything like a toddler. Just greasy paw prints

Jesus Christ she’s so horrifying

Genuinely the worst she's looked. Her skin is a weird color (kind of a pale jaundice), and she's back to not showering, so the dark greasy hair is making her look even more like a paralysis demon.

She has already allowed herself to get scammed by at least two MLMS

I remember her ordering all that crap from optavia which was quickly thrown aside just like everything else. Was there another one?

 

[King Fructose]

Genuinely the worst she's looked. Her skin is a weird color (kind of a pale jaundice), and she's back to not showering, so the dark greasy hair is making her look even more like a paralysis demon.

If that’s how bad the top half of her looks, imagine the state her meaty FUPA is in…

 

[lol cow supreme]

I thought this might be an underestimation of her weight, but according to google a 55gal drum filled with water weighs around 500lb!

An empty drum is around 50lb of that, so 450lb for just the water inside.
A human body is a little more dense than water, but if we liquified her she would surely have a higher volume than a 55gal drum right?

Much to think about.

Water weighs 8 pounds per gallon or 1 kg per liter give or take a few points depending on its tempurature. 55 x 8 = 440 pounds.

A pound of fat (lard) is 7 pounds per gallon. so a 55 gallon barrel of fat is only 385 pounds. So amber has at LEAST that much fat on her, and her normal dainty gorl body , leave 100 pounds for her dense organs, atrophied muscles, and bones. She's 5 foot 1. So she's literally a 100 pound woman carrying a 55 gallon drum of lard.
(A 5 ft 1 in woman at 100 pounds has a bmi of 18.9, which is right at the low end of normal)

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Damn, y'all, were we not told there would be no math?

Oh wait, that was Hamber, which is why none of her shit adds up. Her metaphorical shit, that is. Her literal shit must be an epic episode of one of those mega-cleanup shows.

 

[low sodium]

huge pantry clean-out & overeating vs binging | 500lb gorl | episode 5​

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[Frog-Chomping Bat]

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Jesus Christ. She now looks SO different from her avatar that I thought this might be an archive of a reaction channel. Does she not see how she’s decomposing?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Jesus Illiterate Christ, she said "expecially" FOUR times in under one minute. That has to be a new deathfat record.

Imagine you had the kind of empty life of luxury where all you had to do on a particular day was focus on water consumption.

Also, HELLO IT'S READY or it didn't happen.

 

[Insulin reid]

She could be swayed to any cause, good or evil. I'm surprised she hasn't been sucked into a cult.

She would never because a cult is where you worship something above yourself. Amber thinks shes the center of the universe and nothing can ever be better or more important than her.

 

[Pearlxx]

Why is everything with her a "little taste test" even when she's had the food before?

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

I see she’s still using fuck tons of Crisco to shampoo her hair with.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

What did I just watch?!? This has to be trolling. I just... am speechless.

I'm gonna leave the recapping to Situation Girl, but the deep, existential horror she expresses at the Unfairness of Being Amberlynn Reid... when we've all seen (a partial list, I'm sure) of the metric fuckton of calories, fat and sodium consumed daily... that's a lot.

That the "positive choice" is the Fffffffamous Bowl, with 98% of your RDA of sodium.

I mean, even pets get their junk food. Whew.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She's so brave and shtrong you guys.

 

[Pearlxx]

I am honestly SO fucking tired of her blaming EVERYTHING for her weight gain except herself. She had over 4,000 mg of sodium in that video. but "she gains weight from her legs swelling from car rides" like it's not her fault guise. : (
that "low sodium" soy sauce was still almost 600 mg for a tbsp.
She's just...SO delusional and acts like she's so self-aware. It's so tiring.

 

[dacwcman68]

I am honestly SO fucking tired of her blaming EVERYTHING for her weight gain except herself. She had over 4,000 mg of sodium in that video. but "she gains weight from her legs swelling from car rides" like it's not her fault guise. : (
that "low sodium" soy sauce was still almost 600 mg for a tbsp.
She's just...SO delusional and acts like she's so self-aware. It's so tiring.

I almost choked when I looked up the KFC famous bowl and saw it has nearly 2500mg of sodium alone -- and this is the thing she eats daily (possibly more than once for all we know, see seems infatuated with them). Amberlynn eats more sodium-filled foods than what you'd find in a fucking salt mine and she's just dumb-founded as to how she could be retaining so much water. She's practically a human de-humidifier by now.

 

[mekalekahi]

Have a great day everyone!

 

[StickyClits]

Have a great day everyone!
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Old bean bag titties

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amberlynn blames her body on an alleged pound gain and denies that weight loss is scientifically possible for her in the way it is for others. Of course, Amber decides to drink more from The Coldest Water Bottle™ and already has an excuse lined up to blame weight gain on muh water weight.

$400 electric bill in the winter? The windows cannot be fully blamed for that, Amber is known for keeping it hot during the cold months, surely she can dial it down and get insulating curtains. This with the pantry clean-out feels like she's outgrowing the apartment.

Amber eats *5 times on video. A sushi roll, cheesy rice & fruit, chocolate & chickpeas, breakfast bagel, and a KFC Famous Bowl. "Outpatient taught me to eat what you crave so you don't binge." Yeah, I bet that sated the bingemonster's craving for a seafood boil and ice cream. Before Amber shakes the KFC bag, there's a jumpcut. Of course she ate more than just a KFC bowl. 1695 calories were claimed to have been ate this day of filming.

 

[Eavesdropping Petals]

For Fucks Sake! Either she is playing us (badly) or she really is dumber than a slime-mold!

For the love of the Baby Jesus someone tell me which of those bins (or 55-gallon drums) to put this bullshit into.

 

[Miltank]

I remember her ordering all that crap from optavia which was quickly thrown aside just like everything else. Was there another one?

She also has bought cheap made-in-china earrin's from Paparazzi, a "jewlery" mlm, it's worse than costume jewelry. Fun fact, there's a class action lawsuit against them for falsely advertising their junk as nickel and lead free. Now all the signage and packaging took off the "nickel and lead free" saying, instead of, you know, not using nickel and lead in their jewelry.