Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

She probably counts losing teeth as weight loss.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Many years ago Roseanne joked about how fat people will do ANYTHING to lose weight....except eat less and exercise.

Which is addict thinking. The idea of having a small amount of crack or gin around JUST IN CASE is laughable, but please proceed with 17 bags of chocolate covered shit.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

HAHAHA FUCKING BUMPKIN ASS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

losing teefs faster than weight lmaooooooooooo her front teeth are gonna be on the side of her mouth now

She'll be a dainty holler qween. LOL

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

I wonder if Fat Ham has ever heard of a pre-nup.

While fat Al does a lot of stuff to playdumb I think shes axshually to stupid to undersrand this concept.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Why does this woman have to marry every person she dates??
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Yes, it will be an expensive move as they will need a crane to get her out of the apartment and onto a truck.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

This fat fuck's entire life never has and, for whatever time she has left in her truncated life, never will, amount to anything.
There will never be any Bora Bora, Seattle, New York or anywhere else worth moving or visiting. She MAY possibly move 1 or 2 states along, just for access to a caretaker or social housing and benefits.
Buying a house? You assured us you had the money for it and since you've made no big purchases since then, where exactly has all that money gone?
How's the learning to drive going? Getting married? Having or adopting a daughter? Still thinking about going to college?
Obviously the weight-loss is a joke and you are rapidly decomposing before our eyes. So that's the biggest fail of all.
How's the 100 day to build up to walk ONE mile going?
Hell, this lazy fat cunt, who claims to be obsessed with dinosaurs, still hasn't gone to the movie theatre to watch the latest Jurassic World movie yet.
You can't even manage to wash daily and make yourself presentable. Yuck.
You have no family or friends who will tolerate you. No genuine girlfriend, so you'll never get married, as you are completely unlovable. The only relationships you have are with people on your payroll.
If it was anyone but you, I'd pity them, but over these last nearly 9 years, you've repeatedly shown what an awful person you are. You have literally no redeeming features. What a fucking existence.

 

[Tattoos]

Shes had a lot of tooth pain. The recent "jaw pain" is not from magically clenching your jaw. ITS FROM YOUR TEETH ROTTING OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

I scrolled through her older livestreams. ALMOST every single one had clean(er) hair and makeup. The videos since Wipey joined.... 98% unwashed rats nest. Id post a screenshot if I wasnt on mobile.

Wipey really putting in the work for that money....

 

[Turd Fergusson]

There will never be any Bora Bora, Seattle, New York or anywhere else worth moving or visiting. She MAY possibly move 1 or 2 states along, just for access to a caretaker or social housing and benefits.

The last time she was on holiday, to Lexington 2 years ago, she had to bring a couple of industrial-size fans with her and Becky. Can you imagine her trying to get to Bora Bora, or anywhere else for that matter, on planes with her fans? Her travels are purely aspirational. She can't go on a car ride for a few minutes without complaining about it.

Buying a house? You assured us you had the money for it and since you've made no big purchases since then, where exactly has all that money gone?

Mostly on food and unbridled consumption. I think that saving is a foreign concept to her.

How's the learning to drive going? Getting married? Having or adopting a daughter? Still thinking about going to college?

All aspirational. The only thing that she desperately hopes for is getting married. Not for love but to make sure that she would not be alone. Pathetic isn't it.

Obviously the weight-loss is a joke and you are rapidly decomposing before our eyes. So that's the biggest fail of all.
How's the 100 day to build up to walk ONE mile going?

She is not serious about losing weight. Sure, she would love to, as long as she does not have to put any effort into it. There are no real goals and no method to achieve them. Her only hope is bariatric surgery and she can't be bothered to look into it.

Amber still acts like a petulant child wanting something one minute and something else a minute later.

She is clearly in Phase 4 of her cycle. Unfortunately for her, her income is not large enough for her to take a break for a few weeks and needs to keep posting this rubbish.

 

[mekalekahi]

I highly doubt she’s moving but let’s say she is how the fuck is she getting there? She bitched the other day that she swelled the other day just driving to mejier which is in her damn town. Are they going to rent a van and lay her in the back? She panicked not seeing Jade in a store for 1 minute so there’s no way she would fly all by herself.

Again I don’t think she’s moving but I desperately want to know what state she’s thinking of

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I highly doubt she’s moving but let’s say she is how the fuck is she getting there? She bitched the other day that she swelled the other day just driving to mejier which is in her damn town. Are they going to rent a van and lay her in the back? She panicked not seeing Jade in a store for 1 minute so there’s no way she would fly all by herself.

Again I don’t think she’s moving but I desperately want to know what state she’s thinking of

The only state Fatty wants to be in is a carb induced comatose state

 

[Insulin reid]

I highly doubt she’s moving but let’s say she is how the fuck is she getting there? She bitched the other day that she swelled the other day just driving to mejier which is in her damn town. Are they going to rent a van and lay her in the back? She panicked not seeing Jade in a store for 1 minute so there’s no way she would fly all by herself.

Again I don’t think she’s moving but I desperately want to know what state she’s thinking of

They will probably have to drive only for like a couple hours on a major highway before they have to rent a hotel room and fuck it up with multiple animals and her ravenous mookbongs while amber eats stereotypical roadtrip snacks full of sodium like jerkey and trail mix and gets whatever fast food shit for lunch and or dinner while they are at the hotel.
All the while bitching about being swoleen like its an abolute mystery how that occurs and putting the weight loss journey situation type deal (remember shes in on the joke. Remember when it was funny and ICONIC. Remember?) on hold because *insert excuse to eat junk here* schooo shes gonna do taste tests of food shes totally never had before and shes scho excited and scared to try it at the same time.

Bonus points for saying the word pumped to describe her excitement.

If shes in too rough of a spot our dainty 500 lb gorl is gonna have to get her gf (who totally doesnt mind doing all the work cause she loves amber so much dont worry you guys isnt she the best gf ever totally the best shes ever had) to load everything the fuck up and move that shit by herself, dump everything at the new place wherever the fuck that is, and come back and road trip with our gorl probably sans pets because she can just dump them off, feed them and give them a pad to piss on while jade fetches big al.

Bonus points if its like a 6 to 10 hour drive on a major highway away and amber needs an overnight hotel binge stay cause ️ swoleen ️

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Many years ago Roseanne joked about how fat people will do ANYTHING to lose weight....except eat less and exercise.

Which is addict thinking. The idea of having a small amount of crack or gin around JUST IN CASE is laughable, but please proceed with 17 bags of chocolate covered shit.

If you can't trust yourself to not binge on items you buy, don't buy them. Also don't go shopping while hungry! How is this so complicated?

 

[Xenomorph]

If you can't trust yourself to not binge on items you buy, don't buy them. Also don't go shopping while hungry! How is this so complicated?

dude she goes shopeen after eating dinner out! Bish is food minded all the time.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I'm still voting for my prior post that wifey is going to convince her to pay for a place they "co own" so she has something to cash out on when she inevitably dies. Or maybe its just moving away from the Henry so they can stay ahead of wifey's legal troubles...

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'm still voting for my prior post that wifey is going to convince her to pay for a place they "co own" so she has something to cash out on when she inevitably dies. Or maybe its just moving away from the Henry so they can stay ahead of wifey's legal troubles...

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She might somehow cross a geographical state line, but her state of mind will always be "Feed me, Seymour!" And she'll gain 30 to 50 ellbees while moving because "Youse guys don't understand muh mentalz and BED and just how stressful this is to my dainty princess self."

Mark these words, for they are troof.

This bitch...

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I'm still voting for my prior post that wifey is going to convince her to pay for a place they "co own" so she has something to cash out on when she inevitably dies. Or maybe its just moving away from the Henry so they can stay ahead of wifey's legal troubles...

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At this point in her life, I'd settle for her moving from the couch to take a shower and back again, 2 or 3 times per week.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

At this point in her life, I'd settle for her moving from the couch to take a shower and back again, 2 or 3 times per week.

Whaaaaddd? Her twirling her grease laden sideburns doesn't make your blood run hot?

Whaddd, you gay? (TOTALLY FUCKIN' KIDDING, Fupa. ) Besides, we're all supposed to be lustng after her dainty Hymen repaired period hole and six hour sex sessions.

'Cuse me... I need to regurgitate in the backyard.

 

[fartbucket]

Fuck sake I am genuinely, really, REALLY, tired of her setting her phone up as a camera focused at her tits and bingo wings for at least 10 seconds every time she puts her camera down for a minute to show her delicately doing something such as cutting broccoli. It seems like something she's only really gotten back into in the past few months, or at least I'm only noticing it now. She's either constantly getting her man handed gf grabbing her tits, or going out of her way to pretend like she wasn't showing them off.

 

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[LonesomeDud]

I highly doubt she’s moving but let’s say she is how the fuck is she getting there? She bitched the other day that she swelled the other day just driving to mejier which is in her damn town. Are they going to rent a van and lay her in the back? She panicked not seeing Jade in a store for 1 minute so there’s no way she would fly all by herself.

Again I don’t think she’s moving but I desperately want to know what state she’s thinking of

I bet she's moving. Wipey has family in NY and I can see Amberlynn thinking she'd love the Big Apple/Long Island. The drive from KY to NY isn't that bad. They could rent a van and drive all night and Amberlynn could just sleep through most of it. Easier for everyone. Or even if they made a couple day trip of it, they could get a hotel.