Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The whole partially blaming miscalculation is in the same vein as her counting decimals of supposed weight loss. That's what I mean. Of course she isn't counting them correctly but she's too big for it to matter. Fucking up calorie counting would be kinda important if you were a normal size because it's going to make a valuable difference, it won't do shit for this fat cunt.

It is absolutely pointless to acknowledge. I can guarantee she's going to bring up ''miscalculations'' as an excuse soon because so many people are throwing that out there recently.
It'll just be another ''uwu I made an oopsy daisy, I'm such a bimbo guyzzz, not my fault, you all need to ruhlizzzze it's the dodgy calorie counting that caused my weight gain and nothing else''.
 
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DeeShmee said:
Since her video the other day showing her leggings size 4x - and reading Situation Type Deal Gorl’s excellent summary today reminded me to look-into it. The 4x whatever, I was more interested in the numbers 34/36. Not familiar with the brand but to compare it to a Canadian Plus Size store (which if you watch Chantal you will be familiar with ) Penningtons. This store appears to be more generous in sizing than torrid but look at where 34/36 falls on the size chart.

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I will add women’s clothing sizing is different at just about every store (regular size or plus size) and the arbitrary 4x means almost nothing but the 34/36 might be more consistent.
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Did she end up buying them? Why would she even think to try a 34/36 Tall unless she knows most of the length will be pulled up by her various gunts and the girth on her legs.
 
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dfranki723 said:
The whole partially blaming miscalculation is in the same vein as her counting decimals of supposed weight loss. That's what I mean. Of course she isn't counting them correctly but she's too big for it to matter. Fucking up calorie counting would be kinda important if you were a normal size because it's going to make a valuable difference, it won't do shit for this fat cunt.
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It is absolutely not a "miscalculation". A miscalculation is an activity where you do not realise that you made a mistake in a calculation. In general, it happens once in a while but most of the calculations are actually accurate. For Amber's calorie counting, they are always wrong and never on the high side. Amber does not want to be restricted in the amount of food she eats, so she makes sure that everything she eats is calculated to be always 1,700 calories. Furthermore, she likely never includes in her calculations the food that she binges on. It is the same with Weight Watcher points.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
It is absolutely not a "miscalculation". A miscalculation is an activity where you do not realise that you made a mistake in a calculation.
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Not to be pedantic, but I will: deliberate miscalculation really is something that people do. In Hamber's case, I think it would be easier to just say she lies - about the amount she eats, about the calories, both, whichever way you want to go. In the end, it's all the same.

 
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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Did she end up buying them? Why would she even think to try a 34/36 Tall unless she knows most of the length will be pulled up by her various gunts and the girth on her legs.
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The ones I showed were pulled from her closet and she already owns. I’m assuming the site she orders from does some vanity sizing, but again I am not familiar with it. Some plus size stores also carry “petites” for shorter people who are still wide and occasionally “tall” for people taller than 5”10. (Knowledge mostly from penningtons websites)
 
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Jade wasn't seen nor heard but Amber acts like she's talking to her off camera. Says "me and my girlfriend" are going to meal prep even though she's cooking by herself. Got her groceries delivered. Filming again after taking a week off right after her ten days off.

Jade's fucking gone. Amber's alone.

And she looks FAT.
 
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You know how she teased talking about medical stuff for this video? Well she does it again a few minutes in to this video. Then we get 20 mins of absolute shit. As an after thought, Fatty then teases it for future videos. Strange how someone who is not a narc uses narc tactics all the time.
Have you noticed whenever you pause a video of this fat fuck, that she always looks like utter pig vomit?
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Trees said:
Jade wasn't seen nor heard but Amber acts like she's talking to her off camera. Says "me and my girlfriend" are going to meal prep even though she's cooking by herself. Got her groceries delivered. Filming again after taking a week off right after her ten days off.

Jade's fucking gone. Amber's alone.

And she looks FAT.
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I mean, someone was filming her doing her "meal prep" so
 
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Trees said:
Jade wasn't seen nor heard but Amber acts like she's talking to her off camera. Says "me and my girlfriend" are going to meal prep even though she's cooking by herself. Got her groceries delivered. Filming again after taking a week off right after her ten days off.

Jade's fucking gone. Amber's alone.

And she looks FAT.
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The more Fatty doubles down on anything, the bigger the lah. Remember when she was adamant Becky hadn't gone? That she was at a relatives who had Wu Flu. Thumby later confirmed she had had enough and needed some space.

lol cow supreme said:
So she's trying to be Nader from Foodie Beautie's circus.... Terribly preparing a meal and some gross drink...

Now Amber's Weigh!
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But Nader's a narcissist and Fatty's.... Oh, never mind, you're right. And Fatty mentions being anal in this video - so she really is trying to be him.
 
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How many times has she flip flopped about drinking vs not drinking coffee? I’d estimate about a dozen.

I amused myself for a moment imagining her sitting there typing “rebranding my channel” onto the title bar, uploading a “vlog” full of clips that by her own admission are at least two weeks old.

Guess we got our answer though: her riveting and very critically acclaimed “series” lasted for a whopping eight episodes! Now to see how long until the pointless title count resets again.
 
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I mean, someone was filming her doing her "meal prep" so
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Good point

Guess I'll pour another drink before events start to unfold

(I thought Jade's last straw would have been cutting spam)

Do you think Amber would do another one of those live streams where she drinks a bottle of whiskey and calls herself a dumb lying bitch who's gonna die soon and tells us how many peanuts she really eats if it were highly requested?
 
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