Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[HugePanties]

i watched trisha paytas stream the other day, people were throwing 1000 bars all over the place. watching trisha is like watching a retardedd squirrel eat a nut, zero attention span. I would rather watch our beloved big al.

 

[Bitchboy95]

Yeah, maybe a mod will move it? I propose that whatever we come up with in the future, we have to get the phrase "like a monster truck in the nightlife" in. . It was masterfully done this time.

Hopefully not. I think the majority wanted it moved to a separate thread.

 

[C3PBRO]

A single bar costs viewers an average of .009 dollars, based on the range of packages they buy. Giving her 100 bars is basically the equivalent of throwing a fraction of dollar at her. If younow keeps 30% of that, Amberlynn made around 39 dollars during that stream. If they take 40% (another stat I found), she would have only pulled down about 33 dollars.

Keep in mind that YouTube and YouNow count as self employment, which means she'll have to pay 15.3% in taxes in addition to her income tax (and state taxes, which in Kentucky range from 2-6% depending on which tax bracket she falls into). She can claim deductions for things like advertising for her channel (LOL), travel expenses (LOL), and the purchase of equipment (LOLOL).

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Hopefully not. I think the majority wanted it moved to a separate thread.

Technically, it should be it's own thread, but it seems like it's just languishing on its own.

 

[Token_Texan]

Hopefully not. I think the majority wanted it moved to a separate thread.

I'm really sorry. I honestly forgot the mods moved the old fanfics. I should have considered that. I have to charge my phone and do some chores but when I'm back on I'll post it to the fanfic and delete it on this thread.
*edited typos

 

[Rotogravure]

Keep in mind that YouTube and YouNow count as self employment, which means she'll have to pay 15.3% in taxes in addition to her income tax (and state taxes, which in Kentucky range from 2-6% depending on which tax bracket she falls into). She can claim deductions for things like advertising for her channel (LOL), travel expenses (LOL), and the purchase of equipment (LOLOL).

Lol if you think she claims any of that money. (Which will end up being hilarious later)

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Hamber's idol Trisha Paytas has been doing younow's a lot lately just like Hamber. The only difference is that Trisha uploads them to her vlog channel later for people who didn't have a chance to watch or to get more views and money. I started to wonder why Amber isn't doing the same thing, until I watched the younow with Rafe this morning.
She's completely different in her younow's compared to her youtube videos. And the worst part is that she lies and says thing that she doesn't want people to hear, like the ''rarity hasn't been fixed''. Someone asked her actually what did she think about those people who upload her younow's and respoded with ''well get that money gurrrrlll''. She can't keep a single lie straight and in no time even the last fans of hers will disappear.

 

[Bitchinista]

She strikes me as someone who would be dumb enough to completely ignore a 1099 anyway. I wonder how long before the IRS sends her a nice little letter for years of back taxes.

 

[a dinosaur]

She strikes me as someone who would be dumb enough to completely ignore a 1099 anyway. I wonder how long before the IRS sends her a nice little letter for years of back taxes.

The IRS can't audit what they can't find. By the time she owes money on her youtube shit in 2018, she'll be living high on the hog in Becky's mom's basement/Rafe's spare unkempt barn/a feeder's subscriber's sex dungeon.

 

[Sportello]

If she can't be bothered to get a valid ID I doubt she pays taxes. It's just baffling to me how lazy she is, because having an ID is obviously crucial for many things. In one video Destiny told her she needed to get one and I have no doubt her family would've helped Big Amber, but she doesn't have the motivation to do even the easiest tasks to better her life.

Edit: which makes me wonder what she'll do when her lease runs out if she can't find someone to leech off of. I can't imagine she'd be able to sign her own lease without an ID. Maybe it's just my state, but you can't even tour apartment complexes without an ID.

 

[Awkwafina]

Edit: which makes me wonder what she'll do when her lease runs out if she can't find someone to leech off of. I can't imagine she'd be able to sign her own lease without an ID. Maybe it's just my state, but you can't even tour apartment complexes without an ID.

I didn't even think about this. How is she even on the lease without an ID??

 

[Sportello]

I didn't even think about this. How is she even on the lease without an ID??

My guess is that she's not at all. Destiny probably signed the lease on her own and let Amber live there when they were together, but is probably too nice to kick her out until the lease is officially over, knowing she'd literally be on the streets. That's just my guess, though.

 

[Xenomorph]

She says she's going to be at Pride in Lexington on the 24th.

What? As a float?

 

[wahhhmbulance]

The IRS can't audit what they can't find. By the time she owes money on her youtube shit in 2018, she'll be living high on the hog in Becky's mom's basement/Rafe's spare unkempt barn/a feeder's subscriber's sex dungeon.

Small powerlevel but I used to earn some tutoring money online, and they had a cap on the amount of money you can earn before they require you to submit tax information. I think most "online wage" services follow this system to obey IRS rules.

She'd be in hot water pretty much immediately if the IRS ever decided to audit, because she's probably made hundreds to thousands on younow by now.

 

[666EVE666]

I'm catching up on Cxnt's younow uploads. She still hasn't gotten Rarity fixed.
It's within the first minute or two of this one. Rafe says no when AL reads the question out.

At 0:55 you can hear Rafe saying Rarity is still not fixed. The timestamp is in the description for anyone interested. Big Hamber reads the comment (by accident I'm assuming lol) "Is Rarity Grae fixed..." and trails off, loudly thanks someone for likes, and Rafe in the background says "Not yet..."

ETA: In case anyone missed it, Rafe asks Big Hamber if she told Becky "ILY" and Big Hamber said she did (22:30). Imo, she was acting very obsessive about Becky once she found out Becky got off work...wonder if the feelings are mutual (starts at 17:30 and continues whining about Becky intermittently until the end). Some time stamps are in the description.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Ok I was watching the last younow Cxnt has posted of big Amber. In half an hour this is what she got from people(for who was curious). Idk how much money it means for her though, I read younow keeps 30% and some other things are important to the final earning for example how many people were watching etc

applause
50 bars
100 bars
applause
50 likes
50 likes
50 likes
applause
50 likes
5000 bars
50 likes
50 likes
50 likes
applause
50 likes
50 likes
applause
applause
50 likes
400 likes
applause
1000 bars

QUESTION How much money does that translate to? Anyone know?

 

[Awkwafina]

At 0:55 you can hear Rafe saying Rarity is still not fixed. The timestamp is in the description for anyone interested. Big Hamber reads the comment (by accident I'm assuming lol) "Is Rarity Grae fixed..." and trails off, loudly thanks someone for likes, and Rafe in the background says "Not yet..."

ETA: In case anyone missed it, Rafe asks Big Hamber if she told Becky "ILY" and Big Hamber said she did (22:30). Imo, she was acting very obsessive about Becky once she found out Becky got off work...wonder if the feelings are mutual (starts at 17:30 and continues whining about Becky intermittently until I stopped recording). Some time stamps are in the description.

Your icon is horrifying.

 

[ChocolateGravy]

Apparently she's still doing the pride meet up.

 

[Rotogravure]

Your icon is horrifying.

Then whatever you do, do not look at the full size version that was posted a few pages back. It's much less frightening in thumbnail size.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

If she can't be bothered to get a valid ID I doubt she pays taxes. It's just baffling to me how lazy she is, because having an ID is obviously crucial for many things. In one video Destiny told her she needed to get one and I have no doubt her family would've helped Big Amber, but she doesn't have the motivation to do even the easiest tasks to better her life.

Edit: which makes me wonder what she'll do when her lease runs out if she can't find someone to leech off of. I can't imagine she'd be able to sign her own lease without an ID. Maybe it's just my state, but you can't even tour apartment complexes without an ID.

Not only this but does she have a credit history? I hardly doubt any landlords will rent to someone who lists YouTube and YouNow as their income sources. As for a co-signer, she burns bridges and any of her pussy whipped exes would be autistic to do that for her.

Does she think she can just waddle into the rental office and be given an apartment?