Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Scaleghost]

Where I'm from you don't even need to leave your home to get your ID or passport if it's not your first one (fingerprints), there's an online form you fill out, download your picture and they send it out to you in the mail or you can pick it up at the police station or the post office. This still requires actually doing something though so probably still not easy enough for hamber.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

My states DMV has a little machine right in the office that prints out your ID/drivers license in about five minuets. She's just too fucking lazy to bum a ride to anywhere that isn't 'fun'

Maybe because they don't serve food at the DMV and don't have scooters? Struggle is real.

 

[Dr.Research]

The girl is just plain dumb when it comes to how the real world and being an adult works. She won't visit the doctor because she has no insurance but had to have someone tell her a check up isn't as expensive as she assumed when she could've just googled and price checked her local offices. She probably doesn't pay her student loans because she'd claim she "doesn't know how..." She can't be bothered to do or learn anything for herself.

Not knowing how to pay student loans is total bullshit.
Nelnet, which tracks your government loans (if I'm correct) and where you pay through has an option for auto pay. So once a month they just take their cut from your checking or savings account. Not to mention they email you fairly regularly about setting up an account, setting up auto pay (which also grants you a small reduction in interest fees) and that you need to start paying within the month.

It's actually super easy.

 

[RafeIsBetterThanAmber]

180.

360 puts you back where you started.

That's what I meant! Edited my post LOL!
(Has Amber rubbed off on me?? JKKK!)

 

[Golly]

Wait, why wouldn't Amber have an ID? She gets "drunk, g0rl" often enough. On Valentines Day, she had a whole bottle of wine, and I doubt Destiny got that for her since she was at work at the time. Is Kentucky less strict about carding people than other states?

 

[Tear People Up]

Wait, why wouldn't Amber have an ID? She gets "drunk, g0rl" often enough. On Valentines Day, she had a whole bottle of wine, and I doubt Destiny got that for her since she was at work at the time. Is Kentucky less strict about carding people than other states?

Amber looks about 36 so it's very possible she isn't regularly carded.

 

[Oatmeal Eater]

Amber, if you're reading this (and I know you are), WTF are you thinking drinking around with your Oompa Loompa squad? You CANNOT consume unnecessary calories like a normal-sized person. You just DON'T unless you're on a path to self-destruction. You're freaking asteroid-sized, gorl. Get your shit together.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

Maybe because they don't serve food at the DMV and don't have scooters? Struggle is real.

the one in my county does!! all microwave snack stuff and gross sandwiches but that should be enough to get Amber to the DMV.

 

[EH 110]

When will the title of this thread be changed to AMBER Reid & Friends?

 

[PiggyPie]

When will the title of this thread be changed to AMBER Reid & Friends?

Now

 

[Xenomorph]

Maybe because they don't serve food at the DMV and don't have scooters? Struggle is real.

And you can't use your cell phone either in there so she would die without taking those selfies gorl.

 

[haygurlhay]

Amber looks about 36 so it's very possible she isn't regularly carded.

Oh but if you ask Amber, she'll vehemently proclaim she gets mistaken for being like 15 all the time.

 

[Xenomorph]

Oh but if you ask Amber, she'll vehemently proclaim she gets mistaken for being like 15 all the time.

yeah 15 elephants

 

[haygurlhay]

When will the title of this thread be changed to AMBER Reid & Friends?

I second that! Her legal name is Amber. (Plus it's hilarious how huffy our lil piggy gets over people calling her Amber.)
Edit: looks like they changed it already. Thank you!

 

[HickoryDickory]

Now

Amberlynn should also be kept as an alias in the title and to help search results. It's what is done with other cows.

 

[Scaleghost]

I really don't get why on earth would anyone want to be called amberlynn instead of just amber. I think amber is actually a pretty name while amberlynn is just pure white trash just like any of her pets names. It's so hilarious when she gets all mad and serious about it if someone doesn't refer to her by her full name, narcissistic much? I mean it's pretty common to use nicknames and shorter versions even if her real name would be amberlynn.

 

[liliput]

I really don't get why on earth would anyone want to be called amberlynn instead of just amber. I think amber is actually a pretty name while amberlynn is just pure white trash just like any of her pets names. It's so hilarious when she gets all mad and serious about it if someone doesn't refer to her by her full name, narcissistic much? I mean it's pretty common to use nicknames and shorter versions even if her real name would be amberlynn.

Concerning your avatar - If Amber didn't have a mountain of a double chin, she'd be decently attractive in that pic, maybe even pretty.

 

[Melania Trump]

Amber and Rafe are unbearable on Younow. Rafe is an attention whore, convincing herself that ALR's audience is her own, (who does a full face of make up late at night when they're not going anywhere? Just to act like some sort of low level beauty guru) and Amber is interrupting Rafe, speaking over her and outright ignoring her - passive-aggressive jealousy.

You'd think being 26 years old, Amber would have realized it's not a good idea to make your friendship group solely up of your partner's friends. She has nothing in common with Rafe and Hannah (bar an extra 400 pounds). When she and Becky split up, (which will likely be sooner rather than later, because Becky honestly doesn't seem that into her) their loyalty lies with her. She will lose her friends and girlfriend all in one go, (look at Rafe's opinion of Nena since she split with Becky) likely having moved closer to them all.

 

[Token_Texan]

I really don't get why on earth would anyone want to be called amberlynn instead of just amber. I think amber is actually a pretty name while amberlynn is just pure white trash just like any of her pets names. It's so hilarious when she gets all mad and serious about it if someone doesn't refer to her by her full name, narcissistic much? I mean it's pretty common to use nicknames and shorter versions even if her real name would be amberlynn.

Ugh I'm so sorry for this power level but it's been driving me nuts since I found Hamber. I have a trashy variant not dissimilar from her wannabe name and it's awful I don't know why anyone would wish it on themselves. Amberlynn is so ugly and cringe worthy sounding. It reminds me of "Neveah" or something equally trashy that low class moms in double wides are soooooo proud of.

 

[HickoryDickory]

If you check out StayNegative's thread, he just streamed about KF and read some of our replies there. He also put out an invite to Amber and Tammie to go on his "show". I've only watched the first part and he's trying way too hard.