Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PurifiedNut]

So where was her home health aide during this lil excursion?
I mean Amber NEVER goes out walkeen by herself AND at NIGHT she never does things like that shes too aware of people staring at her, seems strange to me.
And IF her aide was there you didnt hear any reaction to her falling at all.

She said they went separate ways during the walk to then meet in the middle. I personally think she did that so she could record her whining vlog without worrying about getting Wipey on camera.

 

[Xenomorph]

She said they went separate ways during the walk to then meet in the middle. I personally think she did that so she could record her whining vlog without worrying about getting Wipey on camera.

Did you see her lowkey blame the ER for not have Godzilla sized durable medical equipment? lmao
The whole her getting up and limpeen to her beloved is bull this ho waddles there was no way she got up off the ground and proceeded to "limp"
Also Ozempic is gonna go right out the window now and she will eat like a mad woman. Amber always gets "hurt" when she starts losing weight/exercising.
I cant wait for her to blame Jade for her falling since she said she didnt wanna go out for a walk but did cause Jade wanted to.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I cant wait for her to blame Jade for her falling since she said she didnt wanna go out for a walk but did cause Jade wanted to.

More like twisting it to be Becky's fault somehow lol

 

[JackAteMyPussy]

Did you see her lowkey blame the ER for not have Godzilla sized durable medical equipment? lmao
The whole her getting up and limpeen to her beloved is bull this ho waddles there was no way she got up off the ground and proceeded to "limp"
Also Ozempic is gonna go right out the window now and she will eat like a mad woman. Amber always gets "hurt" when she starts losing weight/exercising.
I cant wait for her to blame Jade for her falling since she said she didnt wanna go out for a walk but did cause Jade wanted to.

So we can thank Jade for starting the bedbound era.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Well thank fuck it’s finally over. I believe it was a stumble not really a fall. What 500 pound sack of shit hits the ground and just goes “oh ewe” not her that’s who. If it is true bedbound and then death like MSHPL James King or if not true a very well thought out deflection for her dying channel and an excuse to cry about booolies and her mental health. She better start applying for disability now as the process is long. It’s been wild my fellow kiwis.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

If there is a vote I am going to put my vote on she did not fall but twisted her ankle. She more than likely was not able to see where she was going and stumbled but she did not fall.

This is my take too. If she had actually fallen, such as slipping on something, she might be bruised but likely not have torn ligaments in her ankle. Most tears happen when you roll or twist your ankle. This is actually worst than just a break. Ligament tears notoriously take a long time to hear and may require surgery, which she can't have due to her weight and lymphedema. I guess it is Becky's fault for not forcing her to lose weight so she would not have fallen.

Finally, the ER didn’t have crutches or mobility aid that fits? Bitch still lives in Kentucky right? Of course they have equipment for fatties. Bedbound Susie here doesn’t want to have to be uncomfortable and do anything to stay mobile.

They have the equipment, but this is only part of the issue. She could not likely use the boot because her leg is so big from the lymphoedema that it would not provide support. The boot works by pressing to the bones and muscles to provide stability; all she had is edematous tissues under the skin. She cannot use a knee scooter because she likely cannot bend her knee enough to be able to use one. She may not be able to use crutches because she is so wide and short that the angle between the armpit and floor would be too wide and not be stable enough. The only thing she can use is a mobility frame or a wheeled walker. I think that she had one after her surgery.

Wipey was on another Route of Walkeen...so...She wasn t there to help Amber up right away...

Jade was probably walking Twinkie and Amber cannot walk that far. So they split.

she didn t wanted to walk? Now she got the perfect Excuse to be in Bed and let her Pet-Butler carry everything on her Butt for several Days...
I guess she was just clumsy and used this little Malheure to have a couple of walk-free Days.

It is going to be weeks if not months of being housebound. She is likely to need physiotherapy. I guess we can say goodbye to lymphoedema treatment and do all the packing and move to another state in a few weeks. It is going to be fun when Jade goes back to NYC for holidays or other reasons. I am sure that Jade is reconsidering her position.

 

[Wicked Wench]

I was thinking how this would be the perfect time to control anything and everything that goes into Amber's gullet, but she's probably the type that would drag herself on her belly to the kitchen\front door to get her fix of her carb-sodium drug of choice.
Oh well. Maybe Wipey will pull a Misery.

 

[Xenomorph]

Her ankle prolly derped and she lunged forward but didnt fall but the phone did.
She grabbed that phone immediately.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Her ankle prolly derped and she lunged forward but didnt fall but the phone did.
She grabbed that phone immediately.

Yea. Idk about anyone else but when I fall I don't say, get up and grab my phone immediately. I'm not sure how universal it is but I'll lay there for a few seconds at least because the brain needs to catch up on what happens. And her brain ain't that fast.

 

[Xenomorph]

Yea. Idk about anyone else but when I fall I don't say, get up and grab my phone immediately. I'm not sure how universal it is but I'll lay there for a few seconds at least because the brain needs to catch up on what happens. And her brain ain't that fast.

Exactly, she stumbled forward her ankle gave out but no fall took place.
However, her ankle tore tendons and ligaments because of the weight and pressure of her body pressing down but her bone didnt break because of all the fucking ankle tit she has.

 

[Eavesdropping Petals]

My vote (for what it is worth) is that yes she did fall and she may have twisted her ankle a bit....but it is not as bad as she is letting on. If they said 2-4 weeks of recovery and being careful when walking ; she tells us 8-12 weeks of serious recovery.

So when she is up "walking" around her apartment in 2 weeks she can be...OMG LOOK HOW DEDICATED I AM TO MY RECOVERY AND HOW SUPPORTIVE MG,W IS!! AND SEE HOW NOT BEDBOUND I AM WHEN I AM NOT DATING A LEECHING CUNT!!

She is like a retarded Scotty from Star Trek

 

[Burd Turglar]

Jesus tiddy fuckin christ, just die already you fat twat.

 

[Insulin reid]

Yeah, except none of this actually happened. No mention of scraping her phone and no injuries to arms or hands or any other body part from this fall (and she would have mentioned it if it happened). Which leads me to question whether she didn’t just trip slightly and then exaggerate the rest. I don’t think she fell, just misstepped and caught herself and decided to milk it.

That is also possible. I may have been too hasty to think amber just rolled forward like a giant ball of fat and that prevented her from getting as badly scraped up but it is fun to think about.
In any case, shes bedbound from her midnight walkies and i hope something is really wrong with her leg. Torn ligaments or nah, all that weight suddenly shifting could tear the fabric of space and time so theres bound to be issues. Shes broke as fuck so shes gotta keep filming and we will see how insufferable she will become now that shes bedbound again and will be too scared to take it out on jade like she did with becky. I hope this gets interesting, she may start livestreaming again to fill time in her day and milk this for extra cash.

 

[lol cow supreme]

If she sprained her ankle or not, she WILL be bed bound, and this could likely be the beginning of the end of our gorl. The next trip out of the apartment may require a wall coming down.

She has scratches on her arms from who knows how long ago. Imagine how long it's going to take her foot to heal.

Even if it healed perfectly, this is a permanent injury to Amber. She will talk about it as if it was an injury suffered during the winning play of the championship game. If it looks like its going to rain, she'll say her ol' fall injury is actin up. cold? oh my ankle from my fall! This is now a permanent feature.

used crutches at 450. They were metal and I believe she was over the official weight but they said that’s common and crutches can actually hold more. Other options- A WALKER, or even renting a bariatric wheelchair which is also another thing my friend did at first. She’s so full of BS that she had no options. And now can’t move

They have kneeling scooters for large people or those too weak to use cruches. you rest the knee of the injured foot/ankle on it and scoot yourself around.

Guys...is it just me or...
do you have the Feeling too that there is something not kosher with this "Fall"...
she didn t really screamed, there wasn t a real "Thud Noise" when she hit the Ground...
i would expecct the Phone to fly out of her Hand and it slides over the Ground...
and what a luck she had...the whole "Fall" was been recorded...without showing anything...

I'm not on either side of the fence yet, but Amber lies. If she faked this it would not be for views as much as it would be for manipulating Wifey, My Girlfriend. Now Jade cant go back to new york. or leave the apartment for longer than it takes to run to McDonalds. She cant baby trap Jade Francis of New York, so she's going to trap her with guilt. Amber has a live in girl friend, its time to set the hooks in her and stay bed bound and keep her girl with her at all times.

Exactly. She would still have scrapes and bruises to show off.

Would she though? She more or less rolled over and didnt not fall. And her tiny flabby t-rex arms wouldnt have reached the ground if she stuck them out to try to catch herself. If she fell like a normal person and put an arm out to catch herself she'd have broken her wrist. No, if she TRULY fell, she went down like a moron and didnt react. Truthfully it was probably a surreal experience for her. She likely has not moved that quickly through the air before and whens the last time she's dont anything to feel the sensation of falling, such as jumping, or even squating?

The real shade for me is how the hell did she get back up, faked or not?

 

[Darleeen]

But all that PRACTICING ON THE STAIRS!!!!!!

 

[maybe a pigeon]

All these years of ALR going to the ER and she still hasn't figured out that the ER doesn't exist to be her personal doctor. They don't diagnose or treat any ongoing symptoms. They're there to treat whatever emergency she came in for.

She needed to follow up with and actual doctor for diagnoses and on going treatments for chronic conditions. Of course the ER only treated for one thing and not her whole slew of continuing medical issues.

Idiot.

This applies to the current ankle situation type deal: one of my kids sprained an ankle last year, and the ER referred my kid to an orthopedist. My kid was on crutches until that appointment, then got a boot. Of course, we have primary physicians and health insurance, but yeah. Follow up was on us.

You just know ALR is going to do fuck all: no follow up, no specialist, no PT. And then wonder how she got bed bound.

(Twenty bucks says it will all be Becky's fault.)

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I would like a poll on how long Jade will stick around, please.

 

[Trees]

Oooo, I think the fall footage is legit but getting up and walking home is bullshit. She waited for Jade to come around and then used her to help walk the shortest distance to somewhere Jade could pull up the car.

I'm sure Amber will enjoy livestreaming, since she hates to livestream by herself and will be required to livestream by herself. What's Jade going to do, sit off to the side and put her hand in the frame like last year? Oh, and a livestream is content basically revolving around reading the comments section, which is something Amber defensively denies that she does EVER and it's all OUR FAULT. So we'll see how it goes.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She cannot use a knee scooter because she likely cannot bend her knee enough to be able to use one.

From the Googoracle-
Most knee scooters out there have a weight limit of 350lbs. On other sturdier models, their weight capacity up to 400lbs

They have kneeling scooters for large people or those too weak to use cruches. you rest the knee of the injured foot/ankle on it and scoot yourself around.

Amazon has one for 500 pound fatasses, but I can't imagine the hospital had one on hand. Look at the knee seat, though. It's much too narrow to securely encapsulate her blubber knee and it would spill over the edges.

 

[Sarah Connor]

What YouTuber does Big Al watch that has bipolar? Gabbie Hanna? She keeps repeating the same bullshit about how she’s “so low” - but when have we seen her in any kind of manic episode? I guess that can be where the “Narcissistic Goddess” bullshit comes from, but my god, nobody cares about your mentuls.