Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kier Starmer]

It's been years but I am still astounded by the sheer bulk she buys and for a moment I actually compared my spouse's and I's shopping list. I am horrified because she has nothing of actual nutritional value at all. Broccoli is great and all but if it is surrounded by sugar, then it's kinda not also all of that together texturally must have felt like rape. Slight PL but we made Straganoff the other night and it took an hour but there were about 6 vedge, fats, and carbs with protein like 400 calories. It cost about $12 for 3 nights worth.

The economist in me reels at her weekly food bill and this isn't fucking weekly either but bi-weekly. That list kindly posted is an easy $150 list but what gets me is the amount of sugar she consumes it truly is horrifying.

P.s. loved Jade being all brazen, if she wins this case she'll be gonegirl.com

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The last couple of videos have shown us that Amber has absolutely not modified her diet even if it is required while taking Ozempic and that she wants to grow her channel while doing precisely what she did to kill her channel.

For someone who has very little to do during the day, ordering your groceries and a large amount of takeaways is the pinnacle of laziness. It shows that Amber does not need an injury to be housebound.

 

[The Heartthrob]

The last couple of videos have shown us that Amber has absolutely not modified her diet even if it is required while taking Ozempic and that she wants to grow her channel while doing precisely what she did to kill her channel.

For someone who has very little to do during the day, ordering your groceries and a large amount of takeaways is the pinnacle of laziness. It shows that Amber does not need an injury to be housebound.

And yet she still thinks she's doing all the legwork herself (on broken ligaments) and it's been her desire to do well and not the Ozempic shedding the current weight.

Personally, not only do I think Amberlynn will never lose any significant amount of weight, I don't even think she really wants to. In that old Sims 4 video with Becky, she said she saw herself as a fat person and I genuinely believe that. She's never had a real weight loss goal. I think part of it is mental because food is her friend and the way that she copes and she isn't ready to part with that, even for a healthier coping mechanism, and the other is that she's an addict and she has never hit rock bottom. Nothing in her life thus far has been worth giving up her drug of choice. Not losing people close to her, not her cancer scare, not losing her ability to ever have children, not being bedbound and unable to bathe or wipe properly, not the visible damage to her body, nothing. She will use and abuse anyone to get her fix. In that sense, the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Personally, not only do I think Amberlynn will never lose any significant amount of weight, I don't even think she really wants to.

I think that she wants to as long as she does not have to change her eating habit or exercise. This is why when she starts a diet, it is usually for a week or two. Even then, she quits within a few days. She needs to lose over 300 pounds, a one-week diet is not going to help much.

She's never had a real weight loss goal.

I think that she mentioned 170 pounds as a goal, but she does not have any idea how to reach it. At this point, it is more of a dream than a goal.

I think part of it is mental because food is her friend and the way that she copes and she isn't ready to part with that, even for a healthier coping mechanism, and the other is that she's an addict and she has never hit rock bottom.

One of the participants of MSHPL, said it very well when she mentioned that food has been her best friend for 30 years and it is difficult to part with it. Amber, to this day, absolutely refuses to get professional help with her eating. All she has done so far is talk to HAES professionals. Basically, they tell her that being overweight is not her fault.

Nothing in her life thus far has been worth giving up her drug of choice. Not losing people close to her, not her cancer scare, not losing her ability to ever have children, not being bedbound and unable to bathe or wipe properly, not the visible damage to her body, nothing. She will use and abuse anyone to get her fix. In that sense, the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.

YouTube has been the best and worst thing that happen to Amber. Best because it allowed her to live in comfort without having to work, but the worst since it allows her to live well without facing her future demise. She does not care about tomorrow; all she cares about is today's food.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Don't know if any of youse gorls saw it, but on the news last night some researcher at MIT (I think) has developed a weight loss pill to help people lose weight without exercise. It mimics the same effects as exercising regularly. His thoughts on it were it's for people that can't exercise, but if you can, you should continue to do so.

Of course, Heffalump immediately came to mind. She’ll trample innocent masses to be first in line to get her fat mitts on it.

Skinny legend Hamber in the future? Why not? If she can continue her slug lifestyle and just take a pill, it would be a dream come true for her. Bye-bye Ozempic and the hundreds of other weightloss schemes she's tried and tossed aside. And like those, the "pill" could very well be another failure in a long list of self-control failures.

Researchers from MIT, Harvard developing a pill that could reproduce the effects of exercise

BOSTON (WHDH) - Getting the benefits of working out without actually having to work out might one day be a possibility.Researchers at MIT and Harvard...

whdh.com

 

[toilet_rainbow]

@Diet Coke 4 Life can't quote ya but the reason she called it onion minced is that she's stupid and read the label literally. It says "onion" in big letters than "minced" under to show what type of onion seasoning it is (pretty sure the powder one is similar, only it says "powder" in place of "minced." Still retarded to say aloud regardless.

Sorry I left the rest to you, boo boo. *gives you rum and Diet Coke*

The ravioli dish looked like vile slop, but Amber only knows how to cook slop so that checks out

Don't know if any of youse gorls saw it, but on the news last night some researcher at MIT (I think) has developed a weight loss pill to help people lose weight without exercise. It mimics the same effects as exercising regularly. His thoughts on it were it's for people that can't exercise, but if you can, you should continue to do so.

Of course, Heffalump immediately came to mind. She’ll trample innocent masses to be first in line to get her fat mitts on it.

Skinny legend Hamber in the future? Why not? If she can continue her slug lifestyle and just take a pill, it would be a dream come true for her. Bye-bye Ozempic and the hundreds of other weightloss schemes she's tried and tossed aside. And like those, the "pill" could very well be another failure in a long list of self-control failures.

Researchers from MIT, Harvard developing a pill that could reproduce the effects of exercise

BOSTON (WHDH) - Getting the benefits of working out without actually having to work out might one day be a possibility.Researchers at MIT and Harvard...

whdh.com

Every time I see something like this, I think of that one specific episode of Doctor Who. Amber has already turned into an adipose creature as it is (only less cute and marketable)

 

[Constellationzero]

And yet she still thinks she's doing all the legwork herself (on broken ligaments) and it's been her desire to do well and not the Ozempic shedding the current weight.

Personally, not only do I think Amberlynn will never lose any significant amount of weight, I don't even think she really wants to. In that old Sims 4 video with Becky, she said she saw herself as a fat person and I genuinely believe that. She's never had a real weight loss goal. I think part of it is mental because food is her friend and the way that she copes and she isn't ready to part with that, even for a healthier coping mechanism, and the other is that she's an addict and she has never hit rock bottom. Nothing in her life thus far has been worth giving up her drug of choice. Not losing people close to her, not her cancer scare, not losing her ability to ever have children, not being bedbound and unable to bathe or wipe properly, not the visible damage to her body, nothing. She will use and abuse anyone to get her fix. In that sense, the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.

Don't forget: Hambutt is incredibly lazy and entitled. I see clients on state aid with her exact attitude.

Not sure if she actually wants to stay fat and ugly, but she definitely expects SOMEONE to take full 100% responsibility and care of her for life. Be that the State DRS/DHS, her ratfuck drug addict mother, Jade, or the next online patsy she ropes in. SOMEONE is supposed to care for Hambutt, do all repairs, driveeen, layyg work, fud preparation/acquisition, and attenshunz--FOR LIFE.

She has that cycle we all see: Tryeeen, has an ever so slight challenge/hiccup, makes excuses, quiteeen, fass fud, wash, rinse, repeat. She wants a "better" than Life By Jen situaltion type deal molment: She wants the fuckbuddy/parent, roof over her head, unlimited fud, and Youtube bux without losing any income or fass fud/Trader Joe budget type deal molment.
And she'll never get that none of that is happening. With her quickly increasing irrelevance, she has some fucking decisions to make. And decisions require ACTION. Get a job. Lose weight and exercise so she can be independent, or... lean into feeder porn or go on welfare--bolth carry major caveats that will be life altering in ways Hambutt won't like. Either way...I'm just here waiting and watcheen.

 

[TaterBot]

Amber Lynn Reid did not have a fall. Nor did she "tear" ligaments or anything else. Do you really believe she'd be walking around unaided, weighing 500 pounds, so quickly? No.

You know how she loves to "put one over on the dispeckful haters". This is one of those times. She lied about falling, faked throwing her phone down, and lied about getting up and walking back to her apt unaided.

It is similar to the "skeet skeet skeet" video where she lied about falling. People called bs and knew she invented that lie so she could use the kyute "skeet" phrase she copied from someone else. As well as to "prove wrong" haters who were saying, "one fall and it's over". Just like now.

What a pathetic person.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Amber Lynn Reid did not have a fall. Nor did she "tear" ligaments or anything else. Do you really believe she'd be walking around unaided, weighing 500 pounds, so quickly? No.

You know how she loves to "put one over on the dispeckful haters". This is one of those times. She lied about falling, faked throwing her phone down, and lied about getting up and walking back to her apt unaided.

It is similar to the "skeet skeet skeet" video where she lied about falling. People called bs and knew she invented that lie so she could use the kyute "skeet" phrase she copied from someone else. As well as to "prove wrong" haters who were saying, "one fall and it's over". Just like now.

What a pathetic person.

I do believe she fell. I don't believe it was as bad as she made out. Hamber has a habit of exaggerating her life experiences, be those good or bad experiences. She IS extremely special and unique after all.

I also believe Hamber wants to be a skinny legend but refuses to part ways with her bad habits. Diets don't work, lifestyle changes do. She's mentioned being scared of losing the weight then having to stick to a caloric deficiency to keep the weight off. Her tiny brain can't grasp the idea that her current lifestyle is killing her and it has to change. She just wants to lose weight but not do the work.

I have to say, if she ever DOES lose the weight (press x to doubt) she'll look like an overgrown scrotum in the hot sun, sagging everywhere. She did that.

 

[giga melt]

The way I was terrified of scrolling down from here before realizing it was bacon.

Amber would have no personality if she wasn't fat and huge and sexless. So no she'll never lose weight. That I've always believed.

 

[Trees]

She's mentioned being scared of losing the weight then having to stick to a caloric deficiency to keep the weight off. Her tiny brain can't grasp the idea that her current lifestyle is killing her and it has to change.

She doesn't even know what the fuck a healthy lifestyle looks like. She has never had a working model to base herself on and refuses to seek out such an example and improve herself because, deep down, Amber can never really accept that everything that's wrong with her is Amber.

If she wants to cry about having an eating disorder she needs to pussy up and go to inpatient like the Ana chans.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

She doesn't even know what the fuck a healthy lifestyle looks like. She has never had a working model to base herself on and refuses to seek out such an example and improve herself because, deep down, Amber can never really accept that everything that's wrong with her is Amber.

If she wants to cry about having an eating disorder she needs to pussy up and go to inpatient like the Ana chans.

I think there also needs to be a real desire to change. At some point, all addicts need to realise themselves that their behaviour is destructive. You'll never succeed in forcing an addict to change when they're not ready to. They'll just relapse.

This is why Amber starts and fails every diet she tries. She's not ready, she's not committed. She's an addict.

It's ironic how much she talks about how her parent's addiction ruined her childhood but here she is in adulthood, ruining her own life with her own addiction. It's almost sad.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber does not want to lose weight. She thinks she's pretty.
Notice that she was losing weight with the Ozempic and then didn't want a better dose, and is now visibly gaining weight? That is not an accident.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Notice that she was losing weight with the Ozempic and then didn't want a better dose, and is now visibly gaining weight? That is not an accident.

"It is not a bug, it is a feature". She wants to lose weight but not a lot of weight. I bet her goal is 450 pounds so that she can yoyo between this weight and 500 pounds. Ozempic worked well to get her to 450 but now she would rather eat. I suspect that she will quit Ozempic, gain weight, then be back on it when she reaches 500 pounds. As you said, she likes the way she is. I also think that the reason that she does not want to lose more weight is that if she did, people would expect more from her, either about mobility or taking care of herself more.

 

[Constellationzero]

people would expect more from her, either about mobility or taking care of herself more.

That was basically what I said. And I think her reasons for not changing revolve entirely around THIS sole reason. I don't think she likes the way she looks/is. She just wants to be a useless eater and a useless blob while everyone else takes care of her.

 

[Insulin reid]

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The way I was terrified of scrolling down from here before realizing it was bacon.

That bacon being snapped up like a newborn bird eating worms lmao

Amber would have no personality if she wasn't fat and huge and sexless. So no she'll never lose weight. That I've always believed.

100%
With all her faults of thinking shes pretty, the defensive weight and wanting the behavior/eating habits of being 500 something pounds but doesnt want any of the negatives like being unable to wipe her own ass but a real tangible issue shes unable to get over is who she will be if shes not "fat amber".
She has no "real" personality, she absorbs extra traits from her girlfriends and is always trying to mimic other pretty and successful youtubers.
Shes like a ditto you bought on wish.
A big (yes big) reason shes unable to truly lose weight and keep it off is she will have an identity crisis and the coping mechanism she has is food so every time she has sustainable progress its one part of why she keeps returning to food and self sabotaging. Of fucking course though if she actually went to therapy and delt with her issues like an adult she could work on this and fix the issue but no thats not a great solution for our gorl because it involves effort. She would rather just shorten her lifespan and continue to bounce between 460 and 600 because some guy touched her no no zone when she was little and she has zero personality outside of being fat quirky and tragically damaged in a fashionable sense.

She is truly burdened with glorious purpose like loki from the marvel series and is our own little ebony darkness dementia raven way.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

That was basically what I said. And I think her reasons for not changing revolve entirely around THIS sole reason. I don't think she likes the way she looks/is. She just wants to be a useless eater and a useless blob while everyone else takes care of her.

I don't think she dislikes how she looks but I don't think she likes it either. I think it's general acceptance - she's always been fat so it's just meh to her. She doesn't lose weight because she wants to, she loses weight for the praise from the people that haven't given up on her yet. That's why she's perfectly happy when she loses 5-10 pounds in a month when at her size, she's more than capable of losing more weight if she gave an actual fuck

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

if she gave an actual fuck

Keywords noted right here.

Simple answer? Filter through the last couple of posts.

A) In true narc form, she firmly believes she's beautiful as she is.

B) Losing weight would make her uncomfortable.

C) It gives her a facade to hide behind. Easy to scream phatphobic at peeps when you bounce between 500 and 600 lbs.

D) Mentulz. Raging fucking Mentulz she's never attempted to address.


I'd rather watch SpongeBob on crack. No shit.

 

[The Heartthrob]

I think that she wants to as long as she does not have to change her eating habit or exercise. This is why when she starts a diet, it is usually for a week or two. Even then, she quits within a few days. She needs to lose over 300 pounds, a one-week diet is not going to help much.


I think that she mentioned 170 pounds as a goal, but she does not have any idea how to reach it. At this point, it is more of a dream than a goal.


One of the participants of MSHPL, said it very well when she mentioned that food has been her best friend for 30 years and it is difficult to part with it. Amber, to this day, absolutely refuses to get professional help with her eating. All she has done so far is talk to HAES professionals. Basically, they tell her that being overweight is not her fault.


YouTube has been the best and worst thing that happen to Amber. Best because it allowed her to live in comfort without having to work, but the worst since it allows her to live well without facing her future demise. She does not care about tomorrow; all she cares about is today's food.

She does set those goals, but they're about as useful as Chantal's crash diets. Nothing concrete that will really pan out because nothing she's done has worked. I'm sure she's in denial about the whole situation type deal, but I'm thinking it's more willful than anything. Like you said, she has no reason to worry about her future. Recovery is hard and it does not feel very good or rewarding at first, so there's no real payout in her mind.

Don't forget: Hambutt is incredibly lazy and entitled. I see clients on state aid with her exact attitude.

Not sure if she actually wants to stay fat and ugly, but she definitely expects SOMEONE to take full 100% responsibility and care of her for life. Be that the State DRS/DHS, her ratfuck drug addict mother, Jade, or the next online patsy she ropes in. SOMEONE is supposed to care for Hambutt, do all repairs, driveeen, layyg work, fud preparation/acquisition, and attenshunz--FOR LIFE.

She has that cycle we all see: Tryeeen, has an ever so slight challenge/hiccup, makes excuses, quiteeen, fass fud, wash, rinse, repeat. She wants a "better" than Life By Jen situaltion type deal molment: She wants the fuckbuddy/parent, roof over her head, unlimited fud, and Youtube bux without losing any income or fass fud/Trader Joe budget type deal molment.
And she'll never get that none of that is happening. With her quickly increasing irrelevance, she has some fucking decisions to make. And decisions require ACTION. Get a job. Lose weight and exercise so she can be independent, or... lean into feeder porn or go on welfare--bolth carry major caveats that will be life altering in ways Hambutt won't like. Either way...I'm just here waiting and watcheen.

That's the thing too, is that I could actually sympathize with Amber if she was going through a rough patch but recovering. I don't even care if Ozempic is a crutch that allows her to do so or if she ended up on the tugboat. It's just impossible to want anything positive for her when she doesn't care about her own life. She cares a great deal about her ego and she is extremely entitled, but she consistently does the opposite of what a person who wants to be better would do. I have no doubt she'll be doing the same shit 10 years from now as long as she's still hobbleen around.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I have no doubt she'll be doing the same shit 10 years from now as long as she's still hobbleen around.

BUT... yes BIG BUTT. But not.getting paid to waddle as she does like the Fat Lady in a circus side-show.

Her YouJewb lifespan is shortening wit every piece of shit she posts right now.