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I'm guessing we're just before an announcement of her quitting the weight loss injections
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Sooo I noticed her usual convenient pictures of herself in hospital were missing this time, and I don't think she showed off her hospital bracelet like always either. I know she has the EKG stickers but.... fake?
My Cat Is Racist
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What's more likely is that it was far less dramatic than she made it out to be. She arrived, they ran some tests, confirmed she wasn't in need of urgent care and sent her on her way.
That's how emergency departments work. I know our gorl gets all worked up that the ER don't give her the care and attention she thinks she deserves but they're not there to act as a surrogate GP. They're there for emergencies hence the name, Emergency Department.
What a waste of people's time to use ERs the way she does. What a useless cunt she is.
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I wish this woman would stop wasting medical resources not every ache and pain needs to send you to the ER. Amber you are 500lbs of course you are going to be in lot of pain lose the weight and a majority of your health problems will be solved. The ER can only do so much and you being that damn huge aint helping the situation either. Correct me if I'm wrong but won't certain tests come out inaccurate because of all that lard?
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You’re NOT wrong. X-rays and ultrasounds in particular are very affected by thick fat layers.
I’m currently spending a few days in hospital after surgery today and can say there’s no EKG stickers still on me, not even any sticky residue…and the two IVs (no clue why each hand has them) are so well taped from fingers to wrist, they definitely aren’t going anywhere, even more so now they are no longer attached to anything being infused. Amber’s “just in case” IV also wouldn’t have been attached to any tubes that might possibly be ripped out if caught on something.
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No way, if I could curse her into a Stephen King book it would be the one about the slob who drank from a can of beer that had some mold on it and he eventually turned into a giant puddle of fungus. Fat Albert will have eaten a slightly wet piece of chickeen and ends up bedbound, gradually becoming a puddle of chicken slime.
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How about dreamcatcher? I can only imagine that the dainty princess would be suitably horrified to become a raging shit monster glued to a toilet
seat that cracks under her massive girth, spilling her and all her flubber into a mountain of her own already digested taco hell and kfc cast offs.
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How about dreamcatcher? I can only imagine that the dainty princess would be suitably horrified to become a raging shit monster glued to a toilet
Oh, God...I saw that when it came out in the theaters. I tried describing it to my wife and could only think of: Lampreys that come out of people's asses.
The beer can story (I think that's in Night Shift) is more on brand for Hambutt.
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I misread this bit as her having a "tragically damaged fashion sense". But I guess both statements are true.
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I mean, isn't she there already? I'm pretty sure she's come close to it a few times at least.
I keep thinking about the IV falling out and the "gushing blood."
Assuming that the needle wasn't in and taped down properly so that Amber's sweater could knock it out of her arm without her even feeling it start to happen.... It's one arm vein with a hole maybe the diameter of a toothpick in it. Would it gush? Is she on blood thinners?
The language used bothers me. Much like when she looked down and her foot was just "dangling" there. Like, yes, if you aren't flexing your ankle I guess a foot could be said to dangle. lol
DramaLlamaLynn, at it again.
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I’m read the book first. I’m pretty sure Stephen king described a wet fart for about thirty pages.
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Coincidently, had a loved one in emerg fairly recently & a combination of "oopsies" led to the IV ripping out. There was a fair amount of blood until I got them sitting & putting pressure on the IV site but although it LOOKED slightly dramatic, not that much blood came out.
It happens - worked long enough in health care to see plenty of IVs coming out but as most are inserted into smaller, peripheral blood vessels so the blood loss is minor & although IVs are taped down to the max, patients find ways to accidently disconnect them surprisingly often.
Her whole story stinks - no way she's going to allowed to walk with her REPORTED symptoms & her weight. The EKG lead placement is a joke.
As others have mentioned, she's never been shy about thrusting her hospital bracelet in viewers' faces or showing IV insertion points, including bruising.
Going to ER is not the grand adventure she tries to paint with lots of resulting trauma & drama. EVERYBODY is understaffed, wait times are long - they are here anyway and having to go to ER for any reason sucks.
Sounds like no doctor or urgent care center wanted to deal with her. ER explored the presenting complaint - as mandated - then punted her out.
It happens - worked long enough in health care to see plenty of IVs coming out but as most are inserted into smaller, peripheral blood vessels so the blood loss is minor & although IVs are taped down to the max, patients find ways to accidently disconnect them surprisingly often.
Her whole story stinks - no way she's going to allowed to walk with her REPORTED symptoms & her weight. The EKG lead placement is a joke.
As others have mentioned, she's never been shy about thrusting her hospital bracelet in viewers' faces or showing IV insertion points, including bruising.
Going to ER is not the grand adventure she tries to paint with lots of resulting trauma & drama. EVERYBODY is understaffed, wait times are long - they are here anyway and having to go to ER for any reason sucks.
Sounds like no doctor or urgent care center wanted to deal with her. ER explored the presenting complaint - as mandated - then punted her out.
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1. I believe that.
2. Hamber is a shoe-in for a Dead Rising 3 boss: Darlene, but Amber and with more wet farts.
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I have had to resite countless IV cannulae that have "fallen out" (weren't secured properly to begin with, in a confused patient who is pulling at things, in an inattentive person).
Agree they don't generally "gush" blood but occasionally make a bit of a mess, and that Amber is dramatic and fat and I would not have sex with her.
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Lord Jesus. Albert, it's because you're FAT! Skinny, healthy people don't just end up with a partially collapsed lung. Huge, obese tubbies who are basically bedbound do.
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She doesn't get to the part about her lung until 15 minutes into the video.
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It's so difficult to understand what she's talking about. She goes round and round and round. Until we get to the point...she might have a partially collapsed lung. That is something that is usually associated with trauma. If she had a small pneumothorax associated with her fall, I don't know why this is popping up months after the fact. I am more inclined to believe they saw something odd on the x-ray and that's why they are sending her for a follow-up CT scan. It makes more sense for it to be a blood clot.
I am beyond tired of these videos. Yes, it is clickbait, despite what she claims. She still hasn't explained the personal issues she keeps crying over every single damn day.
I am beyond tired of these videos. Yes, it is clickbait, despite what she claims. She still hasn't explained the personal issues she keeps crying over every single damn day.
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I mean, if it was serious her doctor would send her back to the ER.
Fat Amber's body's screaming out for relief or some sort of help and she just ignores it. What did she think was going to happen after years of neglecting her health??
Downloading an archive now, fam.
Fat Amber's body's screaming out for relief or some sort of help and she just ignores it. What did she think was going to happen after years of neglecting her health??
Downloading an archive now, fam.
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Collapsed under all that weight, huh? Poor little human sized organ hung in there a lot longer than I would have expected.