Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Thumb Butler]

Bigot, thin people get minor cases of Atelectasis too, not just beloved plus sized Youtube stars!

 

[3322]

I feel bad for all the doctors and nurses that have to spend time caring for this fat hog that abuses the ER constantly. Imagine how much of an overdramatic cow she is in those situations and how much she wants to be coddled. No wonder they want her out of there as soon as possible and don't spend hours investigating every inch of her when it's obvious what is wrong with her (SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE). I would give good money to watch them try and fit her into a CT tho.

She loves being sick and having all the attention on her, the only reason she isn't more of a munchie is because it wouldn't fit with her "I am 600lb but I am so healthy! Just like a thin person!!!" bullshit.

 

[Clown Baby]

Wow, so having 500+ lbs of fat squishing your organs can make them deflate and all shitty? Crazy, no one would have guessed that.

This feels like a desperate bid to get Wipey to not leave her. The whole "I've been crying, you guise. I'm going through something but I can't talk about it" stinks of Amber being dumped. Please recall that when Destiny dumped her they pretended nothing was wrong for a month before Amber officially announced it, and Destiny continued sleeping in bed with Amber. I bet Jade told Amber she couldn't do this anymore, but that she would stick around to help her for a while. So what does Amber do? Pretend to fall and twist her ankle, claim to have pains in her shoulder, need the ER several times. crying crying crying, a bloobloo my lung, my layg. I mean, how can Wipes not find this super attractive and want to change her mind about Amber? Everyone wants an immobile, super sick gorlfriend, it's so dainty when gorls are sick all the time.

Honestly though, I think Amber just asked to go to the ER on a whim for attention and sympathy from Wipey and they just happened to find a small collapse at the base of her lung. It probably was something she didn't even notice, she just was milking the ankle thing as much as she could and it was like "Surprise! Your lung got flattened by the boulders of fat surrounding all your organs." But the ER doctor was probably slightly more tactful than I am. Then he was like "Fuck you, fatty" and ripped the IV out of her arm and she bled all over the floor or whatever she said happened a couple days ago.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

How do we go from all my tests being perfect to I have a collapsed lung (atelectasis) and a blood clot (or a tumour)? Her oxygen saturation is fine and the chest X-ray did not show a pneumothorax, but she did not mention other symptoms in the previous video. Listening to her, she is just big but healthy.

Clearly, she is not telling us everything. She is far more bedbound than she is showing. If she has a blood clot, she would need to be on an anticoagulant. If instead, she has a tumour, this is far more serious, but she told us that she knows in her head and her heart that she is cured, thus this is not it.

As someone mentioned, her ER visits are basically free but all the present interventions for the collapsed lung and blood clots will not be and I expect would be in the thousands. of dollars.

One thing is for sure, Amber will turn to food to soothe herself. The Ozempic era is truly over.

 

[Kier Starmer]

oh yeah, and the bloodwork etc is a pretty penny. To this point, it will severely impact her revenue. I know some hospitals can say pay up very quick. She may be thinking that Chantal is floundering but she needs to view her own house because stuff she is saying is not making sense.

I think she is using filters and tricking people into thinking she has lost weight.

 

[Constellationzero]

but because it's so obvious (now) that all she wants is attention.

Gotta line ASSWIPER #_____ quick before Jade leaves with the car and new Jordans.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is experiencing the wonders of being over 30 and having her body start to betray her. That's a fun time for even a healthy person so this latest stuff is the tip of the iceberg.

As for all the cryeen we know she's been doing because she tells us constantly... my theory is that Jade is 90% out the door, and now Amber is having to deal with that on top of the health stuff. When she said she got in the car and started cryeen, I imagine it happened like, they got in the car and instead of cooing over Amber with a newfound clinginess Jade just said, "Let's get back to the apartment so I can finish packing" and it set Amber off.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

So basically, from what I learned from reading these comments, because I can't be assed to actually watch, it sounds like maybe a shadow was seen on her xray, and the ER just assumed it was fat, which it probably is.

She is so God damned dramatic. Scared of everything except being 600 pounds. I bet she is one of those people who look at your lab test and if one is off by 0.1 she assumes she is dying but those dumb doctors didn't care. I know she has told us many times how much smarter she is than medical doctors.

 

[Bogliacci]

Things are just starting to spiral with her health, its gonna be something new sooner and sooner until the end result of weighing 500lbs

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

The grocery haul. Hmmm.

You need something to cut the onions? (I am morally certain she has bought 17 veggie cutting gadgets... somewhere)

You need to individually package chicken tenderloins?

Has your house slave left, maybe??

Not to PL, but when one relative fell, their lung collapsed, and their spouse denied it for several days to the family. There was no happy ending there. Pity for Amber.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The grocery haul. Hmmm.

I wonder if she lists those items to deduct them from her income taxes. It is becoming more regular.

As for all the cryeen we know she's been doing because she tells us constantly... my theory is that Jade is 90% out the door, and now Amber is having to deal with that on top of the health stuff. When she said she got in the car and started cryeen, I imagine it happened like, they got in the car and instead of cooing over Amber with a newfound clinginess Jade just said, "Let's get back to the apartment so I can finish packing" and it set Amber off.

I am not sure if this is going to be that fast but I am pretty sure that a 25ish unattached woman, living with Amber for about a year, is not going to work as a nurse to take care of her for the rest of her life. The question is not "if" but "when".

 

[FatalTater]

You need to individually package chicken tenderloins?

I mean, *I* do that when I get a huge package if I'm putting it in the freezer and might not need to use it all at once.

Isn't Amber squeamish around raw meat?

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

I mean, *I* do that when I get a huge package if I'm putting it in the freezer and might not need to use it all at once.

Isn't Amber squeamish around raw meat?

Yeah, she's squeamish, as are a lot of women who can't cook. I don't know, it seems like something she'd farm out to Jade. If it was the two of them, the package could get divided in half or thirds, probably.

If Jade were as *awesome* as advertised, I would like to think she'd get a shoutout in Amber's hour of need. Nope, just crying.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I'm hoping she misspoke about 'individually' wrapping those chicken tenderloins but at this point, I'd be giving her too much credit.

 

[Constellationzero]

Noticed the poll about Jade's face.
I don't know about anyone else, but I've been looking forward to Jade just being gone. Hopefully this is the case now.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Tbh, Jade was a blight on Amber's channel. I wasn't here for the Becky fallout, but I'd rather her than this waste of space. Was she the one that went after the Reddit subs so no one was allowed to mention Amber?

 

[pot of sneed]

Off topic but I've started watching Tammy Lemon. She's really started getting a lot more attention as of late and has a positive, growing viewerbase who seem really into what she's doing. I'm wondering if that's having an effect on Fatty Hamber as well, being outshone and outdone by a younger, promising gorl who is getting lots of attention and praise.

 

[Bogliacci]

Yeah, she's squeamish, as are a lot of women who can't cook. I don't know, it seems like something she'd farm out to Jade. If it was the two of them, the package could get divided in half or thirds, probably.

If Jade were as *awesome* as advertised, I would like to think she'd get a shoutout in Amber's hour of need. Nope, just crying.

Jade's only contractually obligated to say "i lub u baybee" from across the room once per day while she's recording, you ask too much of her!

 

[Sir Yarnsalot]

Amberlynn Does Not Have a Pretty Face

I know it has been said before, but I’ve never seen it broken down into specific features and I have always been annoyed by the fact that she thinks she has, or would have if she lost weight, a pretty face.

In order of most significant to least significant (in my opinion):

1. She had incredibly deep nasolabial folds. (The lines that connect the outside of the nostrils to the corners of the mouth). She has had this feature for a while and it really ages her and looks particularly unattractive as the lines appear to extend down past her mouth corners and wrap around her first chin.
2. Related to 1, she has jowls defined by said crease. Jowls aren’t really attractive on anyone and are more of a masculine feature in my mind.
3. She has very thin and undefined lips. Especially in proportion to her moonface, her lips are incredibly thin (another masculine feature) and her upper lip is lacking shape around the Cupid’s bow. This also ages her quite a bit.
4. Her weirdly-protruding cheekbone fat. Especially when her face was fatter, it always bothered me that her cheekbone fat sticks out so far past the sides of her head. It looks wrong. Maybe it’s just me though.
5. Her triple(?) chins. I know that some people get a double chin as they age, but her chins are really out of control and entirely due to her morbid obesity.

I’m curious to hear what others view as her least attractive facial features and if I’ve missed anything.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Amberlynn Does Not Have a Pretty Face

I was watching Poltergeist last night and Amber is like the blown up version of Zelda Rubinstein. The way Zelda dressed is very Destiny-era Amber with the floral prints and poopbuns.