Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Babygorlwhisperer]

As much as i would be in favor of an iron-lung arc i don't think we are that lucky.
Without a doubt she fabricated the whole thing.

Karina Kaboom pointed out an interesting Detail here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxZgJV_qqtA

So, either she has a "hospital-outfit", or she is fucking with the timeline as always.
Her dangling ankle ER visit was the one where she received the Cardiogram (or at least got herself some stickers) she just filmed herself in the car afterwards, while wifey took a smoke. then insert that clip a month later for an even more outrageous lie.
her life, or what she presents to us, is pretty much a complete production at this point.
I have to give credit to Jade, for directing and screenwriting this whole charade. i don't think Amber has the brain for such an elaborate storyline.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Oh you beautiful bitches it's so good to be back .

It's wild that Tam Tam isn't the next person in my death pool votes but Amber is.

 

[marjoram]

Amberlynn Does Not Have a Pretty Face

I know it has been said before, but I’ve never seen it broken down into specific features and I have always been annoyed by the fact that she thinks she has, or would have if she lost weight, a pretty face.

In order of most significant to least significant (in my opinion):

1. She had incredibly deep nasolabial folds. (The lines that connect the outside of the nostrils to the corners of the mouth). She has had this feature for a while and it really ages her and looks particularly unattractive as the lines appear to extend down past her mouth corners and wrap around her first chin.
2. Related to 1, she has jowls defined by said crease. Jowls aren’t really attractive on anyone and are more of a masculine feature in my mind.
3. She has very thin and undefined lips. Especially in proportion to her moonface, her lips are incredibly thin (another masculine feature) and her upper lip is lacking shape around the Cupid’s bow. This also ages her quite a bit.
4. Her weirdly-protruding cheekbone fat. Especially when her face was fatter, it always bothered me that her cheekbone fat sticks out so far past the sides of her head. It looks wrong. Maybe it’s just me though.
5. Her triple(?) chins. I know that some people get a double chin as they age, but her chins are really out of control and entirely due to her morbid obesity.

I’m curious to hear what others view as her least attractive facial features and if I’ve missed anything.

The chin. The Jay Leno/inbred Hapsburg fuckin' chin. She inherited it from her father. The jowls and FAT hide it somewhat. Damn lucky she's FAT to hide that monster.

 

[mousetrap]

Her off center top teeth bug the absolute shit out of me.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

No community post from our gorl for three weeks now. She's so good at her job!

 

[Constellationzero]

Easiest solution to loose skin is to fill it out with more fat

You touched on another possible reason why Hambutt keeps fucking around and not losing weight: Like Nickacado, she's in too deep now.

NO1CURR about anyone's weightloss "JURRNEEEY" It's slow. It's boring. And most of all...if it's a deatfat, they WILL look like absolute DOGSHIT. Even IF they get a skin removal. Skin removal is done in stages, and after they prove they can lose the weight and keep it off for a period of time. So...even after skin removal, they often look like SHIT.
And Amber has gotten so Yuge, she's definitely grossly deformed as it is. You think she's going to look eye-fuckable in that camera lens after losing more than, say...

(Claps hands) (Sways while head-dodging) EIGHTY NINE POUNNNNDS! (Head dodge, claps)

And that ain't even counting the fact that, although it will be HARD (it always is), when she loses enough, Amberlynn will be expected to ADULT.

* Cook for herself
* Cut them piggy rotten toenails herself
* Wipe her own ass and flush the terlet herself
* Shower
* Chores around the house
* Laundry
* Petcare including dog walking along with picking up, and disposing properly, of the shit

Lose enough, and she might have to get a JOB. And keep the JOB. Again, because no one fucking cares about anyone's journey. Not with going back to college. Not with weightlifting. Not with weightloss. And, sadly, sometimes not even with cancer.
People are only there for RESULTS. Milestones REACHED and kept. Real results. Until then, you grind on your own.

Amber can't deal with that. And that is another reason NO ONE will ever see her lose weight or keep it off.

 

[Ozul]

It is very buggy to me when I see it.



Old Tyme Veganlynn was peak cunty but so funny when she dropped it at day two. I’d be up for it.



I don’t remember Amber really seriously trying to go keto? She’s been on so many diets and programs that it’s hard to keep track. But keto or carnivore would be hilarious too. Especially since she claims that meat creeps her out despite eating so much of it. We all remember that degrading rotisserie chicken mukbang. Bitch would absolutely do something like that to attract more views.

Amber is adamantly against Keto. I can't be arsed to dig through her videos but on several occasions she claimed it's an unhealthy diet (She has a deep understanding of nutrition, haydurs!), but we all know the real reason is because she loves carbs.
She actually seemed pissed off when people would recommend keto to her.
Reminds me of the time she quit Optavia because she was "terrified" that her calorie intake was too low. Even if the calories are too low or keto is unhealthy, it's still a hell of a lot healthier than how she eats now. To her, if the diet isn't "perfect" then it's better to reject it and just keep eating Bigmacs and icecream everyday. It's just plain denial and excuses.

 

[ADHD]

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[Xenomorph]

fuck off fat, nobody honestly cares.
you shoulda saw the writing on the wall TEN YEARS AGO.
fuck off.

 

[pot of sneed]

Amber is adamantly against Keto. I can't be arsed to dig through her videos but on several occasions she claimed it's an unhealthy diet (She has a deep understanding of nutrition, haydurs!), but we all know the real reason is because she loves carbs.

Bingo. Keto or at the very least SIGNIFICANTLY cutting down on the carbs would help her weight loss tremendously but no, the fat smelly pig loves her plain white rice, bread, potatoes, pasta and all that carbilicious shit which makes it so much harder to lose weight. With the amount of money she wastes on food, she could easily afford tons of veggies, fruit, ayygs and meat/fish to drops pounds faster than a kid in fat camp but she's a gluttonous piece of shit that fills up on empty calories instead of dense nutrients but what am I saying? Obviously I don't know nutrition like she does.

Edit: Ooh, piggy just dropped a new video! She's really hamming it up for get views back up, wih the baiting title and cryeeeng thumbnail. Welp, let's have a look and see what shit she's blathering on about now.

 

[Insulin reid]

NO1CURR about anyone's weightloss "JURRNEEEY" It's slow. It's boring. And most of all...if it's a deatfat, they WILL look like absolute DOGSHIT. Even IF they get a skin removal. Skin removal is done in stages, and after they prove they can lose the weight and keep it off for a period of time. So...even after skin removal, they often look like SHIT.
And Amber has gotten so Yuge, she's definitely grossly deformed as it is. You think she's going to look eye-fuckable in that camera lens after losing more than, say...

Even if she loses weight and deals with the loose skin, her laygs will stay relatively the same size. She may lose a couple inches of fat in there but the lymphoedema is going to make her look hella wonky. She will cover herself with the black yoga pants but the loose skin problem is really only going to affect her upper half. The eyefucking problem and where we will see the most weight loss is in her face. Her jowls, poofy baby cheeks that poke out of her side profile are going to make her look like a bassett hound. Her wing eyeliner is gonna be difficult with all that loose skin. If she shakes too much or yanks her head back to laugh shes going to look like shes in a rolller coaster pushing a couple Gs.

And that ain't even counting the fact that, although it will be HARD (it always is), when she loses enough, Amberlynn will be expected to ADULT.

* Cook for herself
* Cut them piggy rotten toenails herself
* Wipe her own ass and flush the terlet herself
* Shower
* Chores around the house
* Laundry
* Petcare including dog walking along with picking up, and disposing properly, of the shit

Lose enough, and she might have to get a JOB. And keep the JOB. Again, because no one fucking cares about anyone's journey. Not with going back to college. Not with weightlifting. Not with weightloss. And, sadly, sometimes not even with cancer.
People are only there for RESULTS. Milestones REACHED and kept. Real results. Until then, you grind on your own.

Amber can't deal with that. And that is another reason NO ONE will ever see her lose weight or keep it off.

This is another fear she has had since she stopped going to highschool. Amber doesnt want to grow up and will do whatever it takes to not "adult". Its not even that fucking hard shes just such a lazy piece of shit she wont do it. She wont even wipe her own ass let alone walk her dog. Weight loss or not shes going to have to keep seeking out girlfriends (or boyfriends too since she admitted she was bi for a second and blamed not saying anything on becky) that are willing to legitimately do in home care levels of work for a woman in her 30s whos just fat and lazy. Nobody but a feeder or a weird ddlg piece of shit is gonna want that life. She has no choice but to be a fat giant toddler and her youtube career wont survive that. With her views now, this is the beginning of the end for our gorl.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Hey guys, maybe we should back off and give her a break. When we speculate it really puts a damper on her spirit.

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[ADHD]

Reminds me of the time she quit Optavia because she was "terrified" that her calorie intake was too low.

Here's the clip for those who missed it.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

It is torture, to point out the inconsistencies in her story. she is biting back so hard its suspicious.

what exactly did she proof with all of that?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Man, there are few things I enjoy more than a Fatty Dry Cry. Lidurlee. She would neverrrrr lie... about medical things. LIDURLEE.

lul, Chantal wore this same Torrid hogtarp yesterday.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

It's just ridiculous at this point. The reason why viewers are confused is because Amber herself is confused. She has no idea what this medical info means and is too stupid and lazy to even find out. The fact that the hospital contacted her and explained what was going on, but Amber dismissed it as "idk derp", speaks volumes. She keeps talking this shit about being her own "advocate", but even after having a cancer scare years ago she refuses to do the bare minimum of asking questions, following up with her doctor, or do proper research (the discharge paperwork says in bold to follow up with her doctor or report back to the ER if she has worsening symptoms). Interesting that she says she was surprised at how quickly they got her a CT appointment when Amber has been smugly telling us for years that she gets CT's on the regular (oh, I'm sorry, she tries to get them every 6 months when she can, our gorl is just so busy though).

This is 16 minutes of crying and shaming reaction channels once again. She can't get off Youtube because in her own words she wants to turn things around and get the love back. Let's just ignore that this is her only source of income, and she has backed herself into a corner with her weight and inability to be employed. She wants that pure love and adoration from whatever fans she has left, and it will be funny when we get another Jen situation where they claim her death was sudden and unexpected. Rigghhhhhtttt...

 

[R-2E-054]

The way her "family" responded to her texts with "that's crazy" and "I'm sorry" is so fucking funny to me. That's how you respond to someone who you couldn't bring yourself to give half a shit about.

 

[spicytacosaurus]

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This dumb fucking bitch seriously makes me want to slap the shit out of her. Loving this medical saga arc for you boo boo

 

[StrawberryDouche]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ambers-sad-sad-tears.60288/

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[My Cat Is Racist]

She wants the passion to come back. She wants the love to come back.

You control your our own destiny, Fat Amber. You want to gas light your audience, you want to lie, be bitchy and clap back at them when you feel aggrieved? Go for it but don't then expect them to shower you with love, admiration and support in the future.

You can't bite the hand that feeds you and expect to continue being fed.

I hope you're enjoying the community you have fostered and grown for yourself over the years by being a disingenuous, smug, cunty, fat slob. Funny shit.