Man, if only I could make the spoiler title glitter text lolz
0:00 ‘Hey guise!” WAIT, WHAAAAAA?!? I thought we were rebranding, AL! Can’t say I’m sad to see your dumb bullshit Hello Hello go the way of a turd in a toilet, though. That didn’t last long at all lolz
0:04 Oh, she’s claiming to have just gotten out of the shower. Her hair looks greasy as hell, though. Guess it didn’t get washed. Like the rest of her.
0:05 Update on how she feels - pretty fucking rough, apparently. She says she has a partially collapsed lung, the ER didn’t see it/they did see it but they didn’t tell her. She doesn’t understand. It’s rather like calories in/calories out or how every death fat apparently only eats 200 calories a day yet packs on the pounds. It’s one of the great mysteries of the universe.
0:25 Her doctor talked to her to try and simplify shit to the ‘this is the color red and this many fingers is one’ level that AL requires in her life. And that’s the last video. Anyway, she’s in a lot of pain and has a cough.
0:45 She’s going to set up a CT scan appointment because she finally got her referral. They may want to check for a blood clot or anything else that can be the issue. Like FAT.
1:00 Rarity playing with a ribbon! And for once, no fuckwaffle ruining the moment!! At least for about 4 seconds until she starts to simper about how sweet the cat is. (For a moment, I thought Wasabi may be in the background, but then I realized it’s a discarded black bra or something. Because AL loves things NEAT AND ORDERLY except for her mountain of Horrid on the counter in the bathroom, hence why clothes just get shucked onto the floor. Because that’s NEAT AND ORDERLY.) Ah shit, never mind, she zooms in and it’s an arm sling. Not a bra. She doesn’t know what it’s actually called. And JFoNY:MGF,W has to explain to AL that it’s called a sling. We get a thigh and arm reveal to show that it is still JFoNY:MGF,W.
1:42 AL explains that Rarity was playing with her pen, and immediately gives the pen back to the cat after squealing at her and making my brain bleed with her pitch. AL is a fucking ‘tard and baby-talk asks Rarity if she’s a journaler, and Rarity looks disgusted that play time has been brought to an end, releasing her claw from the ribbon and not giving a single fuck about the pen AL has shoved in her face. AL takes the moment to explain that she’s almost done with yet another journal she won’t show the contents of, and she’s going to start up a new one soon.
2:05 Because everyone cares so much, she tells us she’s made her CT scan appointment ‘actually rather soon. I was expecting it to be more later’ and GrammarLynn has made my brain implode.
Alcohol imbibed, and I am moving on.
2:30 She says that she wants to share this experience because this scan is ‘a wild one’ rather than all the ordinary CT scans all people in society get on the regular. She gripes about how her fall may have some connection with this shit.
2:48 AL fakes having tear buildup as she grouses that she doesn’t want to cry and says she has to advocate for herself, because her understanding is so great about everything that she doesn’t understand anything as she stated earlier in the video. Don’t worry, I don’t get it either. Just join me in drinking. It eases the pain. She states that she feels horrible and she’s felt horrible for weeks and that we’ve seen it and she doesn’t want to express is. This is her bringing up the shit she’s been teasing.
3:17 Says her giant pile of clothes she keeps showing us is because she doesn’t feel good. She hurts real bad and can’t put anything away. Oh no, it’s not because she’s a lazy shitmonger, it’s because she can’t breathe normally. And here I’d think that JFoNY;MGF,W who’s SO WONDERFUL and supports her as NO OTHER GORLFREN EVAR HAZ would aid her in putting her shit away if she was truly in so much pain. There’s something rotten in the air, and it’s not the waft of shit coming from the nearby cat litter box. Nah, what AL’s putting down smells even worse.
3:30 Oh, she’s still tearlessly sniffling like a ninny. She’s angry at us making judgements about her and her pile of clothes and we’re sucky fucktards.
3:46 She really wants to talk to us because she got a message on IG concerning a “reaction channel” (which she hates those words because reasons/it’s just an excuse to make money off of someone who’s literally going through it, who is disliked so it’s okay to constantly speculate blah blah blah cry some more fatty). She looked up this channel because while she previously didn’t care (and already watches two channels to see what the rumors about her are - not two because that’s all that’s left lol). Anyway, she found the channel has a video where ascertains that she’s lying about her ER visit are portrayed, pointing out the fact that she was wearing the same shit.
4:55 She ties it to her cancer experience where everyone assumed she was lying, then prattles on that she has never, ever given us a reason to assume she was lying (EXCEPT YOU ALWAYS DO-) about anything medical (…. rant would be redacted, if your EKG pad placement made any fucking sense (beyond the fact that you wouldn’t still have them on out in your car because the nurses will pull that shit off before you’re discharged) in your stupid video about it). She says there’s never, ever been proof of her lying about anything medical (except your own videos). She is busily ranting at her audience about how we won’t ever believe her because it’s not entertaining to assume she’s speaking the truth.
I personally am simply chortling about how she’s CLEARLY putting the words ‘medical’ there to segregate this shit from all the other shit she’s been caught lying about. At least she’s not attempting to tell us that she’s never lied to her audience. Because every time she does that, the facepalms hurt so terribly it takes nearly a full bottle of tasty beverage to dull the ache.
5:27 Back on track. She’s scared of her viewership because most’ve us are here to watch her burn. She says there’s some of her audience that’s there because they like her, but there’s the rest of us who are there to poke holes in her stories and call her a sack of shit (nah, you’re a sack of lard, thank you), etc etc etc and I am simply giggling right now because holy shit she can’t shut up. We’Re PoIsOnInG hEr LiFe. AL, we have half the effect on you that you’ve had on my liver. But still she simpers, and my sympathy well has been dug up and replaced with a pit of burned out coal, and…
Ya know what?
Glitter text is mandatory.
Ahhhh, got that out of my system. I am simply going to listen to her blather and blubber about how her audience is a bunch of shitlords (obviously) and grin while I sip my whiskey.
6:00 Heh, now she’s talking about how this is her job, she loves her job, she wants the passion to come back, she has online torture but she can’t step back because there’s PEOPLE WHO TRULY SUPPORT HER!!! (bots) and whatever. She is still crying without tears. I am grinning and drinking.
7:02 Says she has to prove because of this reaction channel she won’t name. Then she gets distracted before she finishes her statement, instead rambling about how she gets people asking her why she cares about reaction channels. She cares because they’re stealing her YouTube bucks. Oh wait, no, she cares because they have large(r) audiences (than her) and reach a lot of people and sway opinion about her (because goodness knows, we can’t formulate opinions ourselves). But waaaaaaah, she cares because how they impact opinion about her when she’s going through so much ScArY shit and blah blah blah crying without redness in the eyes or tears.
7:39 ‘And all I have is speculation channels? Not kyuuut, not fun’ And she’ll never click on that channel again. Hahahaha. Cry more, fatty.
8:04 She’s still sniveling like a beaten baby about this shit, showing us a thumbnail from her ‘here’s your proof’ video where she showed us her medical paperwork about her cancer. I will say… she looks more well put together, and actually sniffling in that thumbnail than she’s looked in this entire ‘IT’S SO HARD DEALING WITH THIS YOU TERRIBLE GUIIIIISE’ video.
8:20 She’s still showing more screenshots and shit. Because she’s trying to prove a dumb point or whatever. Who cares? Not me. I’m just here to recap her nonsense. She does confirm she’s still doing all of her filming on her phone. What, camera was too complex? Got called out on filters? Or it didn’t give the filtered results you desired? I am curious about /that/, not this bullshit you’re trying to ‘prove’. Then she gives a screenshot of her paperwork she took home after her ER visit, with the vast majority of shit scribbled out so we can’t easily read it. I think it’s already screenshot in the thread, so I’m not going to bother getting it again.
8:32 Says this all happened on 10/7, which was Friday, then goes to whine about this ‘speculation channel’ (modified to call it a ‘boollee channel’ that knows what it’s doing) said her IV didn’t fall out. So AL whines about that and puts up screenshots of her messages to her family (already captured in the thread). Because that’s what you do when you’re, as I recall her talking about in that particular video, having a fucking anxiety attack with PTSD flashbacks to ‘Nam and shit because she Shining-bled all over the hospital corridor. You get your phone in your hand and text your family in the midst of SuCh SeVeRe AnXiEtIeZ. But these are REAL, TANGIBLE PEOPLE SHE WOULD NEVER LIE TO. lolz fuck off, we know you’d lie to everyone, including yourself.
9:30 ‘I just, I don’t understand’ Obviously. You don’t understand anything. At all. ‘I get it. I get it. In the past I have done my own fair share of things that I absolutely regret but I would never lie about anything medical.’ But your lies about everything else is why nobody believes you, AL. Because once you are a confirmed deliverer of fallacies, you always shall be known as such. And I’ll drink to that.
9:53 Still gripes about her audience, because we don’t believe her when she shares shit. She says it’s not okay to think about shit. We have to believe AL at face value. She says ‘some people can’t think for themselves’ confirming that she believes her audience is a bunch of retarded gerbils who jump in on the ‘trend of hating (her).’ It’s not a trend, AL.
10:50 States that the only way that AL knows that for sure is ‘stupid shit like bean bag in a hurry’ and how that’s only because of her weight. Awww, c’mon AL! Why’d you back out of directly calling your audience fatphobic? You know you want to!
11:10 Whines on about how she’s not mentally, emotionally, etc capable of handling anything. She says that reaction channels are supposed to react, not speculate. Because she doesn’t understand that reacting to something involves injecting opinions and speculation. Because she’s retarded.
11:26 Cries about how she can’t go through a normal experience. Of course you can’t, you’re too much of a housebound loser to experience shit. Oh, she’s talking about her scary shit. Of course you can’t, you’ve brought this on yourself by being a food-vacuum that hoovers everything with a sugar content greater than 0.01 mg. Which is milligrams, AL. Because we know she wouldn’t know what mg stands for.
11:28 sHe’S sCaReD! And mad that people are telling her that it’s her fault. She says she tells herself that it’s her fault, but she knows she’s not a bad person (you’re a cunt) or a terrible person (you’re a CUNT) and that she doesn’t deserve all the hate she gets (YOU’RE A CUNT and YES YOU DO). She says that based on everything she’s done on YouTube and what she says on YouTube that she doesn’t deserve this.
Rebuttal - you stated earlier that you’ve done shit on YouTube that colors you as a sack of asshole, but you’d never lie about medical shit. But now you state that you’re a fucking angel that doesn’t deserve anything bad. You’re a waffle. Pick an elevation and stick with it - syrupy pit of loathsome jerkwad, or elevated dry ridge of holier-than-thou.
You know you’re swimming in syrup, AL. Revel in it and stay true to yourself. That is your true character. A cunt.
12:11 ‘It’s not right and it’s not fair, and I’ll never think it is.’ Cry me a fucking river.
12:30 Oh, actual tears! Took almost the entire video. So there we go. Here’s likely everything she’s been crying about. Reaction channels are rightly ripping her apart and earning more money than her in the process. At least, that’s my opinion and what I’m speculating as I’m reacting to this video while I recap it. Heheheheh, see what I did there? And yes, my glass is nearly empty, why do you ask?
12:40 Oh, she’s trying to be the strong, brave warrior who stands in the face of adversity. Except we all know she sits on her bed in the face of adversity, and only because she can’t roll away. She won’t let the trolls win. She says she has cracks in her canvas (which makes no sense). She’s not going to let the internet boolees beat her down.
13:20 Thanks her few audience members who simp for her and DM her asspats. Says JFoNY:MGF,W has been there and has been wonderful (except she apparently won’t help her put her shit away while she’s struggling to breath and crying in pain) and went to the doctor appointment with her and we didn’t see her because (a) blubberpotomus doesn’t film her and (b) she went off to get the car because AL couldn’t breath because of her FAT er lungs.
13:47 Oh, here we have the full breakdown. Burying her face in her sleeves and everything as she snorks. My parrot has a more believable act when he’s trying for sympathy. But it shut her up, so I’m temporarily relieved.
13:53 Says she got a call from the hospital because she shared her experience because she had to because she was sent home from the ER with false information and blah blah blah. You weren’t sent home with false information. You were sent home with a diagnosis you didn’t understand and were told that because you weren’t going to fucking die in the next few hours, you can follow up with your GP and do things like every other person on the face of the planet does - see your GP and get referrals to specialists instead of using the ER as your doctor to dodge bills.
14:16 Sorry, got distracted. Back on track. She got a call from the ‘head of the hospital or something’ and they explained shit to her, except that confused her further and she doesn’t want to get into it, but ‘you know I will share everything, obviously’ except she clickbaits all the fucking time and drops storyline threads to wither and die. Like all that shit about moving? Or MethMom? What about the shit you were crying about last month long before going to the ER and getting your oh-so-terrible diagnosis that you don’t understand?
And she wonders why nobody believes her about shit.
14:58 Claims she wants to process shit before she tells us about it. Aka: Has to figure out a way to spin shit in her favor and make everything someone else’s fault, perhaps. Or spin shit to get max asspats and sympathy. She then starts whimpering about how she wants us to give her a break and stop and sobsobsob nobody out here has an empathic bone in our bodies or sympathetic cells in our bodies.
15:38 Speculating on someone’s trauma is THE WORST and she says the whole reason she panicked about the IV and blood shit was because she had CANCER and she was rushed to the ER after making sure to take photos of her bloody cooterooze to put online for us all. Plus with your ambling and Necky’s apathy, we all know there was no rushing. You bled for 2 fucking years (or is it 3 as of your latest retelling, oh ye who never lies about medical stuff?) without giving a fuck, but the blood from the IV was anxiety-inducing because of the cancer diagnosis, I guess? You make as much sense as artificial tits on a stallion would.
16:05 Says she got PTSD from the blood on the floor from that being rushed to the ER for her cancer shit. I would’ve thought that wouldn’t have been much different than her bleeding out into Eric and Rickie’s shower during her period that she told us about earlier in the Gaycare Saga.
And she makes me want to slap the ever-loving shit outta her for stating this caused PTSD. Might know some vets with actual triggers and terrible PTSD, and they don’t whine half as much as this dummy when faced with shit that reminds them of the trauma they’ve experienced.
Glass emptied, but only 30 seconds left, so fuck it.
16:07 Yeah, she goes on that PTSD is a real fucking thing, she needs a fucking break, and she shouldn’t have to take a break from her job to just be treated like a human.
GET OFFLINE.
You can’t be cyberbullied if you don’t open your apps, AL.
16:33 No outro. Just the ‘thanks for watching’ card.
