Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Peachtea18]

Typically zoos will send their animals to hospitals for imaging after hours,

OT but imagine being sick in the hospital and seeing a fucking giraffe being wheeled down the hall on a couple of gurneys. I'd lose my mind.

 

[TardiX]

Someone's a little upset....
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What's with all the fake texts she sends herself pretending someone else pointed out the haydurs to her (while totally validating her) as if she doesn't read/watch every single thing about herself?

Makes it harder to buy the "I'm so bullied and get so much hate" schtick if she's always "wow lol I didn't know"

 

[Simon]

What's with all the fake texts she sends herself pretending someone else pointed out the haydurs to her (while totally validating her) as if she doesn't read/watch every single thing about herself?

Makes it harder to buy the "I'm so bullied and get so much hate" schtick if she's always "wow lol I didn't know"

LMAO the informer text isn't even in a text bubble haha she didn't even try with this one.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Here is what I wrote in 2020 on this subject.

This is a myth that does not seems to die and is sometimes propagated by even the medical profession. I will give you the reasons why this is actually improbable. PL. this is my field of expertise.

First: equipment.

Except for MRI for horses that are specifically designed to be used on standing horses, mostly to evaluate the legs. Most, if not all CT and MRI equipment is designed to be used in humans. There are regional variations on all imaging equipment. An example is imaging equipment from Shimadzu that are designed specifically for the Asian market whereas the table is lower to the ground to suit Asian with shorter stature.

So, the equipment that is used in veterinary clinics and zoos is not any different than the equipment uses in hospitals. So, why going to a vet clinic to use equipment that already exists in hospitals? The inverse is actually true. Some hospitals or clinics will sell equipment time (mostly in the middle of the night) to vet clinics and zoos to image their animals. It is a lot cheaper than purchasing the equipment.

Second: Approval to use

In the U.S., before being able to sell a piece of medical equipment, you must obtain Premarket Approval (PMA) or a 510(k). PMA is required to prove that the device is safe and effective on humans. PMA may require clinical trials may be required for the procedures being proposed. When you hear “off label use”, it means that the safety and efficacy of the device were not determined for the procedure being used. 510(k) is a premarket submission that the device is safe and effective and is substantially similar to an already legally marketed device. So, for a new model of an existing CT or MRI, the manufacturer typically would request a 510(k) clearance. For something new, they would go the PMA route.

A large-bore CT or MRI may not be approved for 510(k) clearance but instead require the manufacturer to go through PMA, which is bloody expensive. The manufacturer would have done the market research to determine if it is even worthwhile.

For veterinary CT and MRI, there is no requirement for premarket approval but must meet applicable requirements for radiation-emitting devices. So, any devices strictly sold for veterinary purpose does not need to show safety and effectiveness on humans.

Third. Software

The other issue is with the software used on the equipment. Most equipment is bought with software to optimise the type of procedures being done. Some procedures require a specific sequence, for example, a chest CT might require a scout scan first (like a chess film) to set some of the parameters then the CT procedure. Those software packages are not cheap and sometimes require specific training to use them. Same this with MRIs. There is also the use of contrast agents. For MRI, Gadolinium is used as a contrast agent and I do not know if the formulation is the same for veterinary medicine. It is not certain that the equipment would be set-up to image properly a human (mostly fat) instead of animals (mostly muscle and bone).

Forth. Procedure

Unlike most tv shows where a doctor is doing orthopedic surgery one week then neurology the following week, most medical professionals stay on their lane. Dr. Nowzaradan is a surgeon, a very good one from what we can see, but he is not a radiologist. For him to do it, he would have to do a residence in radiology for about 3-5 years. So, in practice, when evaluating a patient, he would requisition a CT, chest, MRI and might add “with contrast”, for the indication he is looking for. He will never write: “need patient Amber Reid with D.O.B. xx/xx/xxxx to be sent to Billybob vet clinic for an MRI”. THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

Sometimes, the imaging department would contact to referring physician to discuss the requisition especially if there are imaging issues or if the test will not provide the information requested. The imaging department will not decide after finding out that she does not fit the machine to send her to a vet clinic. THIS WILL ALSO NEVER HAPPEN.

Fifth. Liability

The use of a non-approved medical device on a patient is strictly prohibited. This may lead to losing your licence to practice (radiologist, radiographer), and a huge liability for the vet clinic (practicing medicine without a licence), and the hospital (gross negligence).

Sixth. Amber

Why did Amber not get imaged? 3 possible reasons.

1. She did not fit the equipment. (most likely)

2. She cannot lie flat on her back and still for 45-60 minutes. (another possibility)

3. She is too heavy for the table. (again, another possibility)

With Amber, we are never sure if she tells the truth.

I really love all you smart kiwis, honestly. It's weird, the random knowledge you can find here, but it's appreciated.

 

[Bogliacci]

I refuse to believe there aren't elephant sized MRIs sitting around Zoos for fatties to go and use.

 

[brooky]

I refuse to believe there aren't elephant sized MRIs sitting around Zoos for fatties to go and use.

Even if there were, there'd only be a few around, and if they let fatties use them there'd be no time for the animals!

 

[Ginger_beer]

No, I asked because I actually don't know. I have seen the "Trip to the Zoo" before, so the answers is actually helpful.

But what do they do when an elephant need a scan, they can't fit in the human scans?

If the relevant part of the animal can't fit into a human-sized piece of equipment then the animal doesn't get the scan. Stuff is diagnosed other ways, or left undiagnosed and the symptoms treated if possible. Veterinary care (particularly for exotic animals) lags decades behind human care. If the animal is really sick and you can't treat it you euthanise it, after all. It's only very recently that better treatment options for cancer, or even things as common as a broken bone (in the case of horses) or torn ligaments is readily available for common domestic species like cats and dogs.

Spoiler: Digression about veterinary care

This is part of why it's so fabulous that so many people now value their animal companions enough to pay for things like cancer treatments. It literally enables the development of treatment for all animals of that species. I'm not saying anyone should beggar themselves, or needlessly prolong the suffering of any creature when the prognosis is not good, but for the things that can be treated? Every time someone opts to try it helps the greater collective going forward. No money = no way to fund experimentation and development, basically. Things are changing quickly -- there are now options for treatment that didn't exist two or five years ago.

 

[Esquilax]

Someone's a little upset....
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I'm famous! Heyyy gorl!

 

[peach tea]

I agree with the channels who doubt she went to the ER, or who point out that, regardless, an ER trip is all that Jade will agree to in terms of hauling her around. No more late-night Walmart runs!

Jade is almost certainly already out the door, and FatAmber is probably suffering both physical and psychosomatic symptoms. If she soon goes back to bragging about Torrid tent clothing hauls and waving allegedly-used journals in front of the camera, it’s all psychosomatic.

Twinkie looks GREAT, and that’s all that matters.

Jade was in the last video she posted.

 

[low sodium]

weigh in | ive gained weight | vlog​

Oct 14, 2022

481.6


Archive

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Shade For Days]

Interesting engagement in the comment section...

 

[dfranki723]

Ah, what I wouldn't give to take Rarity, Wasabi and Twonk.
Such sweet beans in the grasp of such a useless sack of cellulite. Her silly little ''furmomma'' act is so transparent and empty. I hope she doesn't capture and imprison anymore animals after these three have left.

Hm, more bacon for the gorl who doesn't actually like bacon.
Oh for fucksake, the crying on camera didn't get the reaction she wanted so she's dragging up her exaggerated past. MUH ABUSIVE PARENTS. She's so traumatised you guys, nobody has lived a life worse than ALR. That's what made her fat.

Fatty, counting calories isn't stressful if you have no intention of following through with it. You've not been counting calories for over a decade, you've been reading labels and then eating whatever you want. It's not the same thing.
You still don't have a binge eating disorder Fambo. no matter how much you mention it.

Arms. Gross. Vlog. Shit. AmberLynn. Still Fat.

 

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I had an honest think about how I might feel if I heard that Amber died.
I would spare a concern for the future of the pets. That is all.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I have to say, I had never seen a horse undergoing a medical procedure like that. Pretty nifty to see.

Even if she could fit into the MRI, Amber won't. Pretty soon she'll abandon this new doctor that is the 'best she's ever had' over some petty or fake and gay reason like "they wanted me to not eat vegetables" or "muh sodiums."

 

[Smoovy Jay]

What is the ID that Amber is so nervous about? Does the US have a standard ID card that's just for.... ID?

She's so dainty eating her teeny little ayg salad crackers, tiny queen.

I was trying to figure out what was bigger, the watermelon or her upper arms. She's so incredibly boring and irritating, why do I torture myself?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

What is the ID that Amber is so nervous about? Does the US have a standard ID card that's just for.... ID?

She's so dainty eating her teeny little ayg salad crackers, tiny queen.

I was trying to figure out what was bigger, the watermelon or her upper arms. She's so incredibly boring and irritating, why do I torture myself?

I can't bear to watch her some days so I don't know what her problem is but in the US, the states issue basic IDs if you need one. At least where I am, you get it at the DMV, just like a driver's license, minus the driving test. IIRC, you need to provide your birth certificate and some kind of official mail proving you live in the state, like an electric bill or lease.

 

[lol cow supreme]

What is the ID that Amber is so nervous about? Does the US have a standard ID card that's just for.... ID?

She's so dainty eating her teeny little ayg salad crackers, tiny queen.

I was trying to figure out what was bigger, the watermelon or her upper arms. She's so incredibly boring and irritating, why do I torture myself?

Theres been the "Amber doesnt have ID " sperg in the thread before, but seeing as its a slow Friday what the hell. Its a classic.

You have 2 options for ID if you do not qualify for a drivers license. 1: You can go to your states DMV and get whats commonly called a "walking ID". as others said it looks just like that states drivers license with some comment on there stating its NOT a drivers license. Because some states were being fuckwits and giving EVERYONE a drivers license without requiring that they prove who they were (I.e Illegal aliens) NOW you are required to get whats called "Real ID" where you have to prove your legal residence in the US. Also now to fly in the US you MUST show a "Real ID" verified Drivers License/ Walkers ID. Once you do this you get a little star on your ID or some other marker.

The other method is to get a passport. In the US you can get an ID card version for a few extra bucks along with your booklet passport. The card version is good for border crossings into Canada and Mexico, and counts as "2 forms of ID' where other places may ask for your drivers license AND your birth certificat/social security card. This ID also counts as a "Real ID" and will allow you to board an airplane for domestic flights.

To get any of these ID's you would need to show proof of who you are and that you're legally allowed in the US. For a natural born citizen that would be your birth certificate and social security card. I would venture to guess that Amber does not have either. Which would be very interesting as you have to show these things when you work somewhere to verify you are legally allowed to work.

Looking back at the history of Amber, she does not vote...which usually requires some form of ID to register etc depending on the state, most register you through the DMV now. Also I never recall Amber claiming she received a paycheck for any of her work even at the one supposed job she had with destiny. It came out that she was a volunteer.

She must have some sort of ID, or had these things at some point as she has a bank account that her youtube checks go into, and a credit card/debit card for uber eats and torrid orders.
Is it Poor Foster Care Amber Lynn who is the victim that her mom lost her birth certificate and she's been too traumatized to go get replacements so she can adult and get full ID....

Or does Amber just not want to be on record with the government anywhere with her address?

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

That blood pressure though, totally normal for a 30yo who is big but healthy right?

 

[Insulin reid]

Ah, what I wouldn't give to take Rarity, Wasabi and Twonk.
Such sweet beans in the grasp of such a useless sack of cellulite. Her silly little ''furmomma'' act is so transparent and empty. I hope she doesn't capture and imprison anymore animals after these three have left.

Well we do keep saying if she shows her pets more we will actually watch. Wipey tried to limit her self destructive behavior and not let her little sub princess do harmful things like obsessively read comments, lurk on the farms and watch reaction channels but here we are. She knows her views are down and showing her pets (aka showing how loving she is towards her pets because everything is about her) is something we all wanted so unfortunately we got it. Shes just also insufferable and annoying.

Hm, more bacon for the gorl who doesn't actually like bacon.
Oh for fucksake, the crying on camera didn't get the reaction she wanted so she's dragging up her exaggerated past. MUH ABUSIVE PARENTS. She's so traumatised you guys, nobody has lived a life worse than ALR. That's what made her fat.

Or poor gorl adulting through eating things she doesnt like. So brave. So mature. This is the pizza all over again.

Fatty, counting calories isn't stressful if you have no intention of following through with it. You've not been counting calories for over a decade, you've been reading labels and then eating whatever you want. It's not the same thing.
You still don't have a binge eating disorder Fambo. no matter how much you mention it.

Arms. Gross. Vlog. Shit. AmberLynn. Still Fat.

Poor amber. Those arms are almost as big as her hopes and dreams.

Theres been the "Amber doesnt have ID " sperg in the thread before, but seeing as its a slow Friday what the hell. Its a classic.

You have 2 options for ID if you do not qualify for a drivers license. 1: You can go to your states DMV and get whats commonly called a "walking ID". as others said it looks just like that states drivers license with some comment on there stating its NOT a drivers license. Because some states were being fuckwits and giving EVERYONE a drivers license without requiring that they prove who they were (I.e Illegal aliens) NOW you are required to get whats called "Real ID" where you have to prove your legal residence in the US. Also now to fly in the US you MUST show a "Real ID" verified Drivers License/ Walkers ID. Once you do this you get a little star on your ID or some other marker.

The other method is to get a passport. In the US you can get an ID card version for a few extra bucks along with your booklet passport. The card version is good for border crossings into Canada and Mexico, and counts as "2 forms of ID' where other places may ask for your drivers license AND your birth certificat/social security card. This ID also counts as a "Real ID" and will allow you to board an airplane for domestic flights.

To get any of these ID's you would need to show proof of who you are and that you're legally allowed in the US. For a natural born citizen that would be your birth certificate and social security card. I would venture to guess that Amber does not have either. Which would be very interesting as you have to show these things when you work somewhere to verify you are legally allowed to work.

Looking back at the history of Amber, she does not vote...which usually requires some form of ID to register etc depending on the state, most register you through the DMV now. Also I never recall Amber claiming she received a paycheck for any of her work even at the one supposed job she had with destiny. It came out that she was a volunteer.

She must have some sort of ID, or had these things at some point as she has a bank account that her youtube checks go into, and a credit card/debit card for uber eats and torrid orders.
Is it Poor Foster Care Amber Lynn who is the victim that her mom lost her birth certificate and she's been too traumatized to go get replacements so she can adult and get full ID....

Or does Amber just not want to be on record with the government anywhere with her address?

She did have an id of course because youtube money but its been forever and shes skirting the issue because usually it involves going outside and squeezing into a doorframe and standing for an ungodly ammount of time because the chairs they have at normal places for normal sized people wont fit amber. Then being seen by strangers who gawk at her size... Truly a terrifying event for our gorl. I bet the move is coming up soon and they have to prepare to show a form of current id to get the new place and ambers id has been invalid for a while. She didnt need one till now so she just didnt do it.
She probably found her social security card when cleaning out all the shit from becky and seperating the hoard or wipey off camera helped her go get everything else because amber is of course so dainty sexy and helpless. Since she didnt film it my guess is she found it somewhere in the apartment.
Amber doesnt care about the government amber cares about doing the least possible amount of anything unless its shoving food into her maw. Shes in her 30s now and the "oh tee hee its expired i didnt rullize" bullshit has lost its charm, and amber has to adult. Finally.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

That blood pressure though, totally normal for a 30yo who is big-butt healthy right?

FTFY