dfranki723
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How many of these dogshit vlogs has she filmed within the same day and simply cut up due to laziness?
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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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JFC her upper arm looks like Tammy Slaton
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Looks like a grossly mutated, bloated corpse of a weird albino narwhal just attached itself to her fucking body.
Ew.
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Did the recent recap say they had meatballs? Weren't they having those the vlogmas day she gifted Jade those grenade sauces?
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Not only that but he acted surprised while remarking "this seems like it was written by a well educated, intelligent person" (paraphrase). Which implies that we're all not only evil but also fucking idiots. I'm an idiot myself, but the point still stands. They use us for information all the time for a reason. It's not necessarily because of our intelligence (the mentals kind), but we are good at what we do. Sometimes we want to shitpost about how Amberlynn's life is like Plato's cave because it's funny and accurate to us. That and it gives us something to do as we hope in vain that Amber will be funny again.
My mother has watched a very long running show since it first aired. She doesn't even enjoy watching anymore, but it's been running for near decades at this point and she is in a way scared to jump ship should something juicy finally happen. She is committed to watch until it ends. Even when she forces herself to not watch, she's still reading recaps to know what's going on. This is how I feel with Amberlynn. She is one of the first cows I followed extensively on this site and I am just coasting until her heart finally explodes. Thank y'all for making the wait more bearable.
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Yes, but I wouldn't put it past them to have this meal repeatedly. AL and F/JFoNY:MGF,W seem to have the culinary creativity of a tween. I compare it to the tween goblin that infests my abode, who would force us to have homemade chicken pot pie three times a week because that meal is said goblin's favorite.
notfoodienotbeauty
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To jade,
Roses are red.
Voilets are blue.
I took a massive cow shit
and lost five pounds for you.
-Love, Amberlynn (probably)
Please no boolie, it's the best I can do, but has to be better than Amber's poetry, right?
Roses are red.
Voilets are blue.
I took a massive cow shit
and lost five pounds for you.
-Love, Amberlynn (probably)
Please no boolie, it's the best I can do, but has to be better than Amber's poetry, right?
that blue peach
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Does anyone else get irrationally angry when she says the word “folks”? I don’t even know why but every time she says it I want to punch my screen.
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Vlogmas 16.
Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
She’s started a new book, she’s so smart and well read. She’s enjoying this story but she doesn’t know what it’s about. That made me chuckle. Dumbass.
A person sent her a gift but she won’t name them because fuck them, PRESENTS!!
Come on, this person hand made you shit and you won’t read their letter. Fukken rude
Lol she loves cow print. Reminds her of mommy.
I just, I find this so rude that people are sending her gifts and she won’t name them at all. C’mon, use their screen names or something! You don’t have to dox them to give them credit!!
Audacity.
Hold up, is she wearing the same earrings as last time? She made a whole deal about picking them out last time. Is this the same day or is she too lazy to find new earrings on the daily? I think she’s mixing different days in the clips. These vlogmas shots are LIES
Twinkie is just doing learned behavior from her mama when she shoves the other animals out of the way for attention. Can’t hate her for that.
H3H3 is retarded so of course Jade is a fan.
She’s feeling PHYSICALLY HUNGRY TODAY. The fact that she pointed that out means she usually doesn’t let herself get to that point. She wants to add the protein drink as a creamer for a milkshake. She probably doesn’t care how calorie heavy those are.
One day she will come through with that pantry cleaning threat and that terrifies me.
She’s ranting about animals being outside. DONT PUT DOGS OUTSIDE!!!! but Amber….of course a chihuahua is going to be better off inside than a husky. There are different kinds of dogs, dummy.
They went shopping for a gingerbread house kit because they aren’t creative enough to make their own and their double ass sweater cookie set grew boring, even though it was hardly touched. For a bitch so into food, why won’t she get into baking Christmas treats?? Oh, it’s work.
She bought a ton of sprinkles and icing that is just going to go to waste.
Lord is she REALLY still going on about people liking her sweater cookies better than Jade’s?! Shit woman!
Lol she bought a gingerbread house that was already put together because even gluing the pieces together with icing is too hard.
Her cat is cute.
She’s dancing while eating because food is love, food is life. She’s doing that stupid eye roll into the back of her head thing when she takes a bite. Good christ, it’s like she’s having an orgasm with every bite.
The lipedema has caused her to gain a large amount of weight.
They have a notebook where they write their weights in every day?!?! And Jade doesn’t have a feeder fetish? Seeing that number rise has to be vibrating her loins.
I kinda wanna color that big cardboard house.
She literally colored like two things and noped out. Huh?! How short is this attention span?? Oh, her arm hurt so she quit. From coloring.
Wasabi doesn’t like catnip. It’s totally not that you only poured a tiny bit out and Rarity was already in it.
She legit just said ‘anyhoozle’.
K I’m out.
Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
She’s started a new book, she’s so smart and well read. She’s enjoying this story but she doesn’t know what it’s about. That made me chuckle. Dumbass.
A person sent her a gift but she won’t name them because fuck them, PRESENTS!!
Come on, this person hand made you shit and you won’t read their letter. Fukken rude
Lol she loves cow print. Reminds her of mommy.
I just, I find this so rude that people are sending her gifts and she won’t name them at all. C’mon, use their screen names or something! You don’t have to dox them to give them credit!!
Audacity.
Hold up, is she wearing the same earrings as last time? She made a whole deal about picking them out last time. Is this the same day or is she too lazy to find new earrings on the daily? I think she’s mixing different days in the clips. These vlogmas shots are LIES
Twinkie is just doing learned behavior from her mama when she shoves the other animals out of the way for attention. Can’t hate her for that.
H3H3 is retarded so of course Jade is a fan.
She’s feeling PHYSICALLY HUNGRY TODAY. The fact that she pointed that out means she usually doesn’t let herself get to that point. She wants to add the protein drink as a creamer for a milkshake. She probably doesn’t care how calorie heavy those are.
One day she will come through with that pantry cleaning threat and that terrifies me.
She’s ranting about animals being outside. DONT PUT DOGS OUTSIDE!!!! but Amber….of course a chihuahua is going to be better off inside than a husky. There are different kinds of dogs, dummy.
They went shopping for a gingerbread house kit because they aren’t creative enough to make their own and their double ass sweater cookie set grew boring, even though it was hardly touched. For a bitch so into food, why won’t she get into baking Christmas treats?? Oh, it’s work.
She bought a ton of sprinkles and icing that is just going to go to waste.
Lord is she REALLY still going on about people liking her sweater cookies better than Jade’s?! Shit woman!
Lol she bought a gingerbread house that was already put together because even gluing the pieces together with icing is too hard.
Her cat is cute.
She’s dancing while eating because food is love, food is life. She’s doing that stupid eye roll into the back of her head thing when she takes a bite. Good christ, it’s like she’s having an orgasm with every bite.
The lipedema has caused her to gain a large amount of weight.
They have a notebook where they write their weights in every day?!?! And Jade doesn’t have a feeder fetish? Seeing that number rise has to be vibrating her loins.
I kinda wanna color that big cardboard house.
She literally colored like two things and noped out. Huh?! How short is this attention span?? Oh, her arm hurt so she quit. From coloring.
Wasabi doesn’t like catnip. It’s totally not that you only poured a tiny bit out and Rarity was already in it.
She legit just said ‘anyhoozle’.
K I’m out.
Thumb Butler
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This is the real Amber. It's just sad really.
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Not surprised her arm hurt from coloring. Imagine duct taping a 20 pound ham to your arm and then trying to move a crayon.
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Fat Amber still hasn't got that house colored in yet?
Becky would have had it done in an afternoon.
Becky would have had it done in an afternoon.
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I'm only here because it's one of the only places I can be a complete bitch to someone for no reason. Her giving me reasons is just icing on the cake
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Things Hambutt says that make me want to punch the screen:
* Calling any, and everything, "she." KNOCK. IT. THE. FUCK. OFF.
* Bayybe-uhh!
* Babe? Babe? Babe!
* Baby! Bay-bee-uhh!
* Fah-leen/muh gir-frien/wifey
* Sooooo, I...
* You need to/have to RUHHLIZZE that...
* I...prrrromisse youu...that ________from McDonald's is fire!
Loathing Fear
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"Hongry" from her strikes a nerve.
notfoodienotbeauty
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-Exspecially
-pitcher frames
-9 out of 10 doctors
-moment
-anything she says to try and convince us they have actually had sex.
God damn, nermind, forget the list. Just one punch to her face is all I want for Christmas.
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
True & Honest Fan
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Don't forget the relentless cackling.