Ah, I foresee the theme of this episode: haydurs gonna hate and also need some reprimanding. Hamber giving us coal in our stockings, no doubt.
"SO"
Claims doing vlogmas take "a lot of energy". Yes, we can see just how much prep you put into yours, and the way you block out scenes to ensure you have the best light possible for the videos, the best background to avoid distractions for viewers, and so on. So much work! She has been watching a lot of other vlogmas vids and says she can tell other people feel the same. Hey, you get to compare yourself with others, which means we can, too! The difference between them and you is they actually put in work, as many of them don't have YT as their primary job, and can't afford to do nothing else but vlog. you, on the other hand, don't do jack shit all day, and ramble your way through 20 minutes or so.
And WASH YOUR NASTY, GREASY HAIR, YOU FAT FUCKING PIG.
Claims her "friend" sent her a dumbass quote about jealousy, basically saying - in her usual third grade kindergarten way - that anyone who hates her does so because they're jealous. But I thought people just hated you because you're fat, Fatass. Are you really suggesting that anyone who doesn't like you wants to be an unbathed, uninteresting, uneducated, unthoughtful, untalented, unskilled, insipid, incompetent, narcissistic, pathologically lying 600+ pound useless behemoth who has never lived life as a real adult?
You should learn the difference between being jealous (which no one is) versus being envious (which some people are, based on their comments about the money you make for basic bitch work). They are not the same, and this quote that you sent yourself is stupid. Stop pretending that people online are your "friends." They are not.
"Some live a sad, bitter life." Ah, so like yours, then. You're not quite as unique as you believe yourself to be.
I guess we're just going to be doing the same exact thing we've been doing all of vlogmas: nothing much. It isn't terribly surprising. And still no light show! Bummer.
Back to gallstones. I have no sympathy for you, Hamber. You know what the issue is, you know workarounds or solutions for it, but you will still stuff your fat fucking face every day with enough sodiumz to choke an elephant and enough fat to set off yet another round of painful stone episodes.
Says she feels this "phantom pain" in her abdomen after a gallstone attack. That is not what "phantom pain" is, dumbass. In one breath says the pain could be a deterrent to future binges and in the next says it might help the next time the binge monster comes along. That sums up your utter goddamned failure at life damn well. There is no "binge monster". It's all on you and your shitty choices.
Gift time. Hamber needs to know that the side of this bag she crammed MG,W's gift in is velvet - all the while not continuing to look at MG,W, but for looking back and forth between MG,W and herself on camera. Twue wuv, though, you guise.
What cheap, tacky piece of junk have you thoughtfully selected for MG,W on this day, Hamber? Psych! Hamber picks up a giant bag that apparently contains her gift. She pulls some tissue out of the bag, then stops dead - as she does - opens her mouth in a soundless gasp - as she does - and then does her over the top wide eyed wonder thing - as she does. What has set off this seismic-level shock and surprise? A...blanket. OK, HAM (in the truest sense of the word).
JFC. "Is this the one?" Looks away from the camera, then back. "Bhaayyybeh. You won gifts this year."
That's another problem I have with you. Nobody "wins" at gifts. The point of them is not competition. It's about showing care for someone. Enough that you listen to them throughout any given year to note what their interests are, what they might mention that one time when you're eating sandwiches on the patio as something they have been looking at and then never mention again. It's about caring what they think and want instead of you mindlessly scrolling around, thinking something is shtoo kuute and deciding that's what they really want because it's what you want. It isn't about tallying the money spent.
Hamber says she has been wanting this, and that it's over a hundred dollars. The monetary thing ain't the point, but like everything else, it's just your crass lack of character that will never change.
"Look at how cozy, bhuaaybee, this is the exact one!"
It's a fucking blanket. It's definitely not worth this over the top bullshit dramatic thing. She wants to keep it clean. Oh, like all the other "cleaning" you claim you love to do and that your OCD/OCPD - whichever one you're calling it today - compels you to do? Sure. "Baaaybeehh." Sure you're an adult with all this juvenile "baby/babe" nonsense. Keep telling yourself that.
LOL, you cannot make up this shit: to "keep it clean" she throws it atop Mt Torrid, which is still on the sofa in the living room. The least you could do, especially if it's making MG,W, your one twue wuv dujour, crazy, is put the fucking things away. Vacuum the goddamned carpet while you're at it. The two of you are utter slobs.
MG,W's mumbling something off-camera and I'm not going back to listen to it. Hamber says "Genuinely?" in response, there's more mumbling, and Hamber says thanks and there's some PDA off cam.
Now MG,W gets to proceed with her gift: Hamber as usual doesn't allow MG,W to fully open the thing and say what it is. Nope, she jumps right in and tells her (and us) that it's a sweater set: one for MG,W, and a matching one for Twinkie. It's too small for MG,W, although she doesn't say anything. How much trouble would it have been to go into MG,W's closet and check the size on another sweater or hoodie and buy the appropriate size? Too much, obviously. Twinkie's fits just fine.
Hamber tells us yesterday's vid was meh, and the rest of vlogmas will be too. Not going out or anything, because there's this giant fold front moving through - I knew she use this as an out, to excuse them sitting around the apartment. Again. Says when it's this cold and ice and icky winter weather, "The sky don't see me, the moon don't see me..." GrammarLynn and her "perfectionist" need to use proper grammar all the time, y'all.
Claims MG,W got her another gift - birthday, to replace the Titanic Lego that she opened early. Air Pods. Pro. And this bitch has the audacity to say she can't justify spending that much money on herself. GFY, you lying twat.
Asked for "rumors" to clear up.
"Why are you more sexual with MG,W than you were with your ex?"
Claims she is a very, very sexual person, and with the "ex before the last ex", that could be seen in the videos. One, what the fuck is it that you can't refer to people by their fucking names, and two, bullshit. Infatuation is not the same. Sexual innuendo is not the same. None of that handsy bullshit you two did is the same.
Hamber bitches about how all relationships and people are different and people just need to move on. If you don't like it, then stop with the fucking "baby" every fourth word, bitch. It's like every other fucking thing you do: you use the word so much, it becomes devoid of meaning and is just another crutch word for your fat, unthinking brain to churn out nonstop.
Claims she is not a hoarder. It doesn't take having shitted up rooms entirely to be a hoarder, you fucking idiot, and you are definitely a hoarder. Says she rotates things. Yeah, if by "rotate" you mean throwing away, foisting on to other people, or dropping a bunch of shit at goodwill they can't use and that nobody wants, sure. That's not rotation. That's waste, and you create more of it than a family of seven that I know. She doesn't feel "wasteful" because she donates a lot of things. Keep telling yourself that, loser.
Someone asks why she rips the doors off the advent calendar. She snarkily asks how they work and did the questioner invent them? Then claims it's OCD. Or, it could just be that your fat fucking fingers can't get in there otherwise to get the next item for your third grade arts and crafts.
Do you actually intend to get WLS, or is it just for views. Says she intends to get WLS, if it's right for her and right for her journee and that if it's meant to happen it will happen. That's a lot of words to say "No, it's just for views."
Did you eat all the WW snacks? I'll save her trying to say no by saying yeah.
You constantly buy clothes that are too small because you don't want people to know what size you are. Come on, questioner. This question sucks. It's impossible to miss how much of a fatass she is. Skipping her long answer.
You keep saying you can't afford WlS, but you keep buying gifts. Hamber's "glad I got this one, because it's annoying". Says she is so a big saver, haydur, and she budgeted for vlogmas - well sure, how else is MG,W going to know what you want her to give you without you making a list and making sure that debit card was ready to go with funds so the two of you could pretend you're not the one paying for all this shit. Claims she budgets for everything, with money going into different categories, and yeah, stop it, Hamber, we know you are lying. Nobody budgets 3K a month in food deliveries and says they also have enough to fund all these other things as well. Especially if we look at the numbers from Jan 1, 2021 to now. Your views are tanking. Even vlogmas this year is barely making it over the 40K mark per video, and some of them haven't even made that. Your channel is falling off a cliff, and without something spectacular happening, people will happily move along to watch and react to someone else. Says how she spends her money is nobody's business, except that YOU MAKE IT SO. All the time. The moment you put anything in a video and upload it, you've made it everyone's business. Don't like people commenting on it? Either don't talk about it, or turn off the fucking comments. Unless and until you do, GFY, people will talk about it. Once again, yet another thing for which you are responsible.
Says now that vlogmas is over, she'll put more in the WLS fund - no, I don't believe this - in the event she can get WLS. Says you have to be approved for surgery, which is "unfortunate". WTF? All surgeries are only if they're approved in some way, you fucking useless tool. It's only "unfortunate" because you somehow think you're special and should be treated differently when you are not special or unique.
Four fucking minutes of her yammering about money. Thought it wasn't our business? Stop talking about it.
Are you still friends with Destiny? You're only a lesbian for attention. No, and no. She has had A LOT of boyfriends, because she's soooo desirable. Whatever.
"You not being friends with Eric and Ricky. That makes me so sad." Confirms that Eric and Ricky cut her off. Also claims they have no idea what happened behind closed door - sure, as if their best friend didn't tell them. Says them being friends just didn't work out and that's "unfortunate". Yet another word we'll hear incessantly.
Plays the victim, rants about reaction channels as if they just make up shit. Do you know what, Hamber? They have more integrity than you, and I'd trust any of them, including the ones I don't really like, over you.
Claims she doesn't go on reddit, doesn't understand it, she doesn't go looking for stuff about herself, because people say mean things. First, I thought you didn't care what people thought about you, Hamber. Another lie. This is why people don't believe you. Second, we all know that you watch all the reactors and read all the forums. You're a malignant narcissist. It's what you do. And there are some things you talk about that could only have come from the reaction vids or the forums. Life's a lot easier if you're not lying with every third sentence.
FBI Frank is totes real. No, Hamber, it's just another story you've made up to portray yourself simultaneously as a victim (people want to hurt me!) and as somehow a special snowflake (I got my own FBI agent!). Claims if she were writing this "narrative" she would have made it a lot more dramatic and entertaining. We've seen your writing, Hamber. You are not a writer. This is exactly the sort of nonsensical bullshit you wrote on wattpad. Saying the FBI couldn't find you, but found your ex's sister? Told you how much they liked your IG/videos? Told you to call his personal cell number if you needed to? None of this is how things work and reads exactly how someone who has never had to function in the real world would think it could go. You're a fucking liar. In a few years, you'll toss this on the pyre of lies in a confession video, aiming for the scant chance that anyone still around will give a fuck about it or you. Good luck with that.
Claims again it's all totally true. No, it is not. Whines that people say she's lying when she goes back and shows what she thinks bolsters what she said was true, and continue to say she's lying when they can't prove it. One: you've filmed more than one "I lied" video. Two: you have an entire fucking oeuvre on YT full of discrepancies. And on that note, why is it ok for YOU to go back 5+ years to show you've completed vlogmas before, but not for US to go back even just one or two to pull up anything showing you are lying either then or now? You have the audacity to call reactors hypocrites.
Continues to whine that people have "created this character" that's not her. If true (it is not) that's on yo, too, Fatty.
Why doesn't MG,W stop you from binging? She tris, but it's ultimately up to me to stop or not. No shit, thanks Captain Fatty Obvious,
MG,W smokes. NO SHE DOES NOT HAYDUR! the mysterious "friend" left them. See, this is an easy lie to point out. There's a fucking photo of her walking YOUR DOG and smoking. But you're pathological, so I can't imagine why anyone is surprised.
Panda sweater was "ruined". Hamber barfed on it. Says they washed it. Nah, you likely pitched it once the other one arrived.
Says thanks to people who have said they enjoyed her vlogmas. She is not writing as much these days in her journal as she was, writing just a paragraph to four paragraphs and she's thinking it might one day trail of completely. If you're saying this, then it already has.
COTD: Someone says they can't stand the mouth sounds she makes while tasting something. She says she'll try to tone that down, but then says she doesn't care. Yes, treat your viewers with contempt. Everyone knows that's the way to drag your channel back from the edge of the abyss.
vlogmas day 23
