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Goddamn, MAKE SURE YOU INDIVIDUALLY TOUCH EVERY SPRINKLE. GOTTA TOUCH EVERY SPRINKLE.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Maybe I have a different sense of humor, but watching anyone laugh that fucking hard because you and someone are wearing plastic kids masks is alarming get a grip bitch holy shit.
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I wonder how wipey is paying for all of these $100+ gifts for hamber? Did she win her discrimination lawsuit? Is the nigga selling dope? If she is financially stable, then why the hell is she with Fat Albert? Wipey will forever remain a mystery to me but it probably boils down to some fat white chick fetish many blacks have. It doesn’t matter how gross they are, just as long as they are white and fat.
Vlogmas feels like a blur. All days feel the same, I sat through the vlogmas day 24 video and I can’t recall anything outside of the thumbnail with the masks. So glad that it’s ending tomorrow.
I’m looking forward to her Jan 1st video where she will manically adopt a new persona and announce that 2023 is the year she will have her shit together. We will then be presented with her annual grotesque body shots of her current physique along with her delusional weight loss plans she’ll give up in about a week!
Fun cozy winter fact: Even at Amber’s ultimate goal weight of 190lb she would still be classified as obese! Lol fat
I hope all fellow farmers have a safe and happy holidays with friends and family, or if you are spending it alone. Make sure to eat an extra plate and exhibit food agression at the dinner table - make our gorl proud!
Merry Christmas
Vlogmas feels like a blur. All days feel the same, I sat through the vlogmas day 24 video and I can’t recall anything outside of the thumbnail with the masks. So glad that it’s ending tomorrow.
I’m looking forward to her Jan 1st video where she will manically adopt a new persona and announce that 2023 is the year she will have her shit together. We will then be presented with her annual grotesque body shots of her current physique along with her delusional weight loss plans she’ll give up in about a week!
Fun cozy winter fact: Even at Amber’s ultimate goal weight of 190lb she would still be classified as obese! Lol fat
I hope all fellow farmers have a safe and happy holidays with friends and family, or if you are spending it alone. Make sure to eat an extra plate and exhibit food agression at the dinner table - make our gorl proud!
Merry Christmas
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Rarity just wants love, even from a beast like Hamber. Wasabi and Twink seem to recognise ALR (and rightly so) as simply the one that feeds them but Rarity seems to harbour a real attachment to her. Poor innocent thing.
Every gasp, cackle, giggle, body movement and word is so exaggerated, why? I can't bring myself to believe she thinks it's cute, surely she knows that it is simply irritating.
I also don't want to believe there are retards who actually send this bitch things. This ungrateful wanker who will inevitably dispose of every gift she acquires from her moronic supporters.
The blatant imitation of the stereotypical sassy black woman is increasingly painful to witness.
I bet everyone found the mask segment as hilarious as I did, what a marvellous display of comedic prowess. MASKS! THEY WORE MASKS!
Nah, you don't look tired Hambo. You look diseased and heavy.
I wonder how bad her views will tank in January.
Every gasp, cackle, giggle, body movement and word is so exaggerated, why? I can't bring myself to believe she thinks it's cute, surely she knows that it is simply irritating.
I also don't want to believe there are retards who actually send this bitch things. This ungrateful wanker who will inevitably dispose of every gift she acquires from her moronic supporters.
The blatant imitation of the stereotypical sassy black woman is increasingly painful to witness.
I bet everyone found the mask segment as hilarious as I did, what a marvellous display of comedic prowess. MASKS! THEY WORE MASKS!
Nah, you don't look tired Hambo. You look diseased and heavy.
I wonder how bad her views will tank in January.
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It's weird because I don't think the Wipester even acts like that, she's just picking up mannerisms based on her own crisco-crusted views on what being a big sassy boss bitch with dreams of living it up on yachts is. Even that IG question with the, "but no one is ready for that conversation" answer had me seeing her doing her Trumpesque Z-snap with all of the smug in the world and I would not mind her catching throat punches for it.
She knows that we know she's going broke, likely already broke and is more desperate than ever to keep a live in nurse. What's the big-brain idea here in making sure you lose adsense money by being as contemptuous as possible to anyone still giving her views?
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I noticed in the video where Jade Francis and Twinkie got matching sweaters that Jade's shoulders are wider than her hips, a totally normal thing, many women are built like that and it isn't even worth mentioning.
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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Merry xmas, fellow assholes. You too, all you people reading the Farms even though you swear elsewhere you never come to this pit of depravity and vileness.
I had considered the possibility that Hamber would use vlogmas to unveil MG,W on camera, to try to jumpstart things heading into the new year, given that her channel is burning down like the worst hellscape wildfires blaze through huge swaths of forests. In my head, I could almost hear Hamber whining at MG,W about it. I'd decided that MG,W, who barely has any online presence, probably would not agree. It's nice to know the Laws of the Amberverse remain constant. Another constant, related: Hamber's shitty sense of timing. Always too late on things, including any big reveals of the twu wuv.
BTW, if you haven't watched Crusader Actual's latest, you should. ECK-specially if you're a Halo fan.
It's the landwhale's final vid for vlogmas. Imagine that: Hamber finished something! No doubt a "binge" is on the horizon. Correction: tonight, maybe?
Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy
"Molments." FTFY. - Me
TL;DW/R: Once again, staying in the apartment the entire video. More gifts. Hamber tells us another way she wastes money: buying two identical Lego kits sometimes. Viewer-sent nonsense, including the masks. There's no "meeting" MG,W, it's just the two of them in stupid masks, Hamber cackling it up and wheezing. Brief updates on other shit we don't care about. The End.
I had considered the possibility that Hamber would use vlogmas to unveil MG,W on camera, to try to jumpstart things heading into the new year, given that her channel is burning down like the worst hellscape wildfires blaze through huge swaths of forests. In my head, I could almost hear Hamber whining at MG,W about it. I'd decided that MG,W, who barely has any online presence, probably would not agree. It's nice to know the Laws of the Amberverse remain constant. Another constant, related: Hamber's shitty sense of timing. Always too late on things, including any big reveals of the twu wuv.
BTW, if you haven't watched Crusader Actual's latest, you should. ECK-specially if you're a Halo fan.
It's the landwhale's final vid for vlogmas. Imagine that: Hamber finished something! No doubt a "binge" is on the horizon. Correction: tonight, maybe?
Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy
"Molments." FTFY. - Me
No surprises here: clickbaity title and thumbnail. It's a no makeup kind of day. Nobody cares, you look like shit no matter how much crap you spackle on your moon face. WASH YOUR NASTY, GREASY HAIR, YOU FAT FUCKING SLOB.
Rarity! Hamber is not only not paying attention to the cat, but yammering at us about how she makes simple things complicated. Films on the camera, transfers it to her phone, and "edits" it there. That's the dumbest fucking thing, considering she has a perfectly fine Mac of some kind. But we all know what a wastrel she is. Finally does stupid babytalk at Rarity, then tells us it blizzarded overnight. Shows snow through the window then out the back door, says it looks like a white xmas, folks, looks like a white xmas. Thanks, Retard Two Times.
Twinkie! Hamber ruins things by talking. Twinkie stretches, Hamber says, "Don't be shy about it. Don't be shy about it." STOP REPEATING SHIT.
Shows just how much she cares about her supporters: a bunch of packages pulled from the PO box. Maybe you should check that more often, if you want to pretend you don't hate your viewers. She's going to open them off camera (why?) but first, the really important stuff: what she got MG,W and herself - I mean, what MG,W got her with Hamber's money - I mean totally bought with her own money for Hamber.
Hamber does her stupid slackjaw thing, still can't figure out how to open a simple box. Finally manages to get it open. Perfume! Something she surely could use more of! La Labo, which she's never heard of - makes two of us, but I don't pretend to love perfume or be a collector of them. Takes a sniff, gives us her beetus eyes.
It's no Burger King mook-bong, but I guess it will have to do. More stupid laughing. More baby, bayyyybeh, annoying as fuck. Hamber can't pronounce the name of the stuff, so decides it must be bougie. You're such white trash hickville, Hamber. Just pronounce it in the same retarded way you did doh-say.
Gift time for MG,W. Two today. First up: Game of Thrones monopoly. I wonder what the rent is for Winterfell. Instead of jail, do you go to the dungeons? Is one of the tokens the Night King? Hamber "doesn't get" MG,W's fascination with Monopoly. There's a lot we don't get about you, either Hamber. I can definitely see Monopoly being far too complex for Hamber to understand. "Baybee" Ugh. If I hate myself enough I'll go back across the video and count how many times they say baby and variations.
Next up: Lego Adidas, which MG,W says she has been looking at. Hamber says sometimes they will get TWO Lego sets of the same thing. Why? Why must you have duplicates of things? Why not just get two different sets that you both want, and you each put one together, then tear them down and swap? Hamber claims she "got MG,W into Laygoes".
STOP SAYING OBSESSED, FFS.
LOL. Still haven't made it to the homeless shelter. You don't say.
Hamber has opened the packages and letters from viewers. Slime, a letter, a lint roller because Hamber refuses to just buy one and roll her nasty fucking clothes. Typical crap that the third grade brain loves. More ugly ass clothes that Hamber will wear as often as most of the Torrid crap she buys before taking it to her dumping ground, Goodwill. How about next time, viewers, you send them something they actually need. Like a word a day calendar. Or a fucking thesaurus.
A viewer sent masks - Bambi and Faline. Hamber has no clue which is which (no surprise there, either). Hamber is already cackling and wheezing. It isn't THAT fucking funny, you smooth-brained retard. MG,W sorts them out for her and Hamber slides the thing on her fat fucking moon face and JFC HER ARMS.
Ever tried to put lid on a container or jam that's overfilled? Know how the contents sqooze out under the pressure of the cap being fitted? Apply that image to Hamber's face. Hamber, of course, starts doing her witch cackling, as if this is the funniest thing EVAR in the history of the world. MG,W gets her mask on, and they're both then standing in front of the camera, Hamber still doing her usual over the top, let's-see-how-much-the-neighbors-hate us nonsense.
On a side note, if I were living in the luxery apartment adjacent to Hamber's, I'd have moved long ago because of the nonstop food deliveries and her incessant need to fill every nanosecond of silence with her bullshit she thinks is so cute but is reality annoying as shit to everyone else. MG,W doesn't really sound all that impressed by her fucking cackling, either. That hoodie MG,W is wearing - the one that matches Twinkie's - is WAY too fucking tight.
Oops, wrong horror movie.
After wheezing and cackling a bit longer, Hamber takes off the mask, saying she needs oxygen. guess what, Fatty? If you didn't overdo everything, beating something down until it is no longer funny, you'd probably save yourself some of these episodes where you can't breathe. Then again, Hamber likely thinks her bullshit is a substitution for cardio.
I just hope they wear these idiotic masks and fall asleep in them. Hamber would suffocate thanks to her fat fucking face sealing the mask, allowing her just the air trapped in it. Cause of death: FAT
Gingerbread houses. Hamber has to tell us that of course she got extra decorating crap for the houses. It wouldn't be Hamber if she didn't extra nonsense she'll use once and then pitch. To make it easier on her fat sausage fingers, she dumps a bunch of the extra decorations into a bowl. When she's finished with her house, she's left with a giant bowl of decorations. Good job, dumbass.
Babe. Baby. Baybeh. Babe. Babies. Go fuck yourselves.
STOP CALLING INANIMATE OBJECTS SHE.
Blah blah blah gingerbread. Don't care. Skipping.
Aw, Twinkie got nonslip booties for going outside in the snow. Hamber ruins it.
Hamber still trying to convince us she has "a friend" in another country.
WLS update: they'll go over her paperwork, yadda yadda. Doesn't matter. Hamber is not getting WLS because she's undisciplined and will not be compliant. Gallstones: better since her beenge.
The closest we get to outside is Hamber opening the door to show us snow.
Rarity! Hamber is not only not paying attention to the cat, but yammering at us about how she makes simple things complicated. Films on the camera, transfers it to her phone, and "edits" it there. That's the dumbest fucking thing, considering she has a perfectly fine Mac of some kind. But we all know what a wastrel she is. Finally does stupid babytalk at Rarity, then tells us it blizzarded overnight. Shows snow through the window then out the back door, says it looks like a white xmas, folks, looks like a white xmas. Thanks, Retard Two Times.
Twinkie! Hamber ruins things by talking. Twinkie stretches, Hamber says, "Don't be shy about it. Don't be shy about it." STOP REPEATING SHIT.
Shows just how much she cares about her supporters: a bunch of packages pulled from the PO box. Maybe you should check that more often, if you want to pretend you don't hate your viewers. She's going to open them off camera (why?) but first, the really important stuff: what she got MG,W and herself - I mean, what MG,W got her with Hamber's money - I mean totally bought with her own money for Hamber.
Hamber does her stupid slackjaw thing, still can't figure out how to open a simple box. Finally manages to get it open. Perfume! Something she surely could use more of! La Labo, which she's never heard of - makes two of us, but I don't pretend to love perfume or be a collector of them. Takes a sniff, gives us her beetus eyes.
It's no Burger King mook-bong, but I guess it will have to do. More stupid laughing. More baby, bayyyybeh, annoying as fuck. Hamber can't pronounce the name of the stuff, so decides it must be bougie. You're such white trash hickville, Hamber. Just pronounce it in the same retarded way you did doh-say.
Gift time for MG,W. Two today. First up: Game of Thrones monopoly. I wonder what the rent is for Winterfell. Instead of jail, do you go to the dungeons? Is one of the tokens the Night King? Hamber "doesn't get" MG,W's fascination with Monopoly. There's a lot we don't get about you, either Hamber. I can definitely see Monopoly being far too complex for Hamber to understand. "Baybee" Ugh. If I hate myself enough I'll go back across the video and count how many times they say baby and variations.
Next up: Lego Adidas, which MG,W says she has been looking at. Hamber says sometimes they will get TWO Lego sets of the same thing. Why? Why must you have duplicates of things? Why not just get two different sets that you both want, and you each put one together, then tear them down and swap? Hamber claims she "got MG,W into Laygoes".
STOP SAYING OBSESSED, FFS.
LOL. Still haven't made it to the homeless shelter. You don't say.
Hamber has opened the packages and letters from viewers. Slime, a letter, a lint roller because Hamber refuses to just buy one and roll her nasty fucking clothes. Typical crap that the third grade brain loves. More ugly ass clothes that Hamber will wear as often as most of the Torrid crap she buys before taking it to her dumping ground, Goodwill. How about next time, viewers, you send them something they actually need. Like a word a day calendar. Or a fucking thesaurus.
A viewer sent masks - Bambi and Faline. Hamber has no clue which is which (no surprise there, either). Hamber is already cackling and wheezing. It isn't THAT fucking funny, you smooth-brained retard. MG,W sorts them out for her and Hamber slides the thing on her fat fucking moon face and JFC HER ARMS.
Ever tried to put lid on a container or jam that's overfilled? Know how the contents sqooze out under the pressure of the cap being fitted? Apply that image to Hamber's face. Hamber, of course, starts doing her witch cackling, as if this is the funniest thing EVAR in the history of the world. MG,W gets her mask on, and they're both then standing in front of the camera, Hamber still doing her usual over the top, let's-see-how-much-the-neighbors-hate us nonsense.
On a side note, if I were living in the luxery apartment adjacent to Hamber's, I'd have moved long ago because of the nonstop food deliveries and her incessant need to fill every nanosecond of silence with her bullshit she thinks is so cute but is reality annoying as shit to everyone else. MG,W doesn't really sound all that impressed by her fucking cackling, either. That hoodie MG,W is wearing - the one that matches Twinkie's - is WAY too fucking tight.
Oops, wrong horror movie.
After wheezing and cackling a bit longer, Hamber takes off the mask, saying she needs oxygen. guess what, Fatty? If you didn't overdo everything, beating something down until it is no longer funny, you'd probably save yourself some of these episodes where you can't breathe. Then again, Hamber likely thinks her bullshit is a substitution for cardio.
I just hope they wear these idiotic masks and fall asleep in them. Hamber would suffocate thanks to her fat fucking face sealing the mask, allowing her just the air trapped in it. Cause of death: FAT
Gingerbread houses. Hamber has to tell us that of course she got extra decorating crap for the houses. It wouldn't be Hamber if she didn't extra nonsense she'll use once and then pitch. To make it easier on her fat sausage fingers, she dumps a bunch of the extra decorations into a bowl. When she's finished with her house, she's left with a giant bowl of decorations. Good job, dumbass.
Babe. Baby. Baybeh. Babe. Babies. Go fuck yourselves.
STOP CALLING INANIMATE OBJECTS SHE.
Blah blah blah gingerbread. Don't care. Skipping.
Aw, Twinkie got nonslip booties for going outside in the snow. Hamber ruins it.
Hamber still trying to convince us she has "a friend" in another country.
WLS update: they'll go over her paperwork, yadda yadda. Doesn't matter. Hamber is not getting WLS because she's undisciplined and will not be compliant. Gallstones: better since her beenge.
The closest we get to outside is Hamber opening the door to show us snow.
TL;DW/R: Once again, staying in the apartment the entire video. More gifts. Hamber tells us another way she wastes money: buying two identical Lego kits sometimes. Viewer-sent nonsense, including the masks. There's no "meeting" MG,W, it's just the two of them in stupid masks, Hamber cackling it up and wheezing. Brief updates on other shit we don't care about. The End.
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Amber’s wonky eye never fails to amuse me. Fuck Jade, this was the real gift, man
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We wish you a Merry VlogmasWe wish you a Merry Vlogmas
We wish you a Merry Vlogmas
If you're not bored to tears
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HUGE CHRISTMAS GIFT SWAP W/ PIINKSPARKLES!!!!!!!! vlogmas day 25
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Looks like she's about to eat that Dior box. Everything is food to her.
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Sorry for the double post, but I wrote up an autistic chart detailing how much Amber spent on this gift swap with Piinksparkles but it wouldn't upload the post so I had to reformat it. Please enjoy.
Amber is doing a gift swap with a Canadian Youtuber she has idolized for 10+ years. This must be a meaningful moment for Amber - to send someone she admires the tackiest shit possible.
For those of you who don't want to watch what Amber got PiinkSparkles for the gift swap, here is a rundown with prices:
I'm missing a few small stuff like novelty lip balms. The rest of the shit is random Hello Kitty stuff from fivebelow (i'm assuming) and single-serving snacks stuffed inside two stockings. She probably bought one of those Asian snack gift sets from Amazon.
BUT in vlogmas day 2, Big Al complains that it cost her $400 to ship the packages. FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS!
So at the bare minimum, Amber spent $620+ for this junk swap to take place.
TLDR: She spent a minimum of $220 on the gifts (not including tax) but her dumbass hiked it all the way up to a minimum of $620 because of shipping.
Cheers!
Amber is doing a gift swap with a Canadian Youtuber she has idolized for 10+ years. This must be a meaningful moment for Amber - to send someone she admires the tackiest shit possible.
For those of you who don't want to watch what Amber got PiinkSparkles for the gift swap, here is a rundown with prices:
- Game controller Neon LED Sign - $29.69 Amazon
- Juicy Couture Blanket - $36.99 Amazon
- Yopokki Cup Ramen with rice cakes (2 pack) - $9.98 Amazon
- QZUnique Camera shaped handbag/clutch - $26.99 Amazon
- Focus on the good guided cards 24 pack - $3.25 fivebelow
- Hello Kitty Doodle water bottle set - $5.00 fivebelow
- South Bend Bourbon Crunch Popcorn ~$7.00 Amazon
- Japanese Graham Cracker Kit Kat - $8.24 - OMG Japan (she may have got them somewhere else for a different price)
- Chocolate Works Birthday Cake White Chocolate - $11.97 World Market
- Gratitude journal (can't find the brand) - $10.69 Most similar journal I could find on Amazon
- Caticorn Squishy Stress Ball $12.35 - Amazon
- Saniro Kawaii Tokyo Hello Kitty Notebook - $5.00 fivebelow
- Hello Kitty sticker pack - $5.00 (assuming she got it from fivebelow)
- Sleep mask - $12.15 (closes match I could find on Walmart website)
- Perfect Pout Lip Mask - $10.80 Amazon
- Sphynx Cat Calander $8.99 - Amazon
- EOS Birthday Cake Lip Balm - $3.29 Amazon
- Minibrand foodie $11.97 - Wolmart
- Baylis & Harding shower gel $7.23 - Amazon
I'm missing a few small stuff like novelty lip balms. The rest of the shit is random Hello Kitty stuff from fivebelow (i'm assuming) and single-serving snacks stuffed inside two stockings. She probably bought one of those Asian snack gift sets from Amazon.
BUT in vlogmas day 2, Big Al complains that it cost her $400 to ship the packages. FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS!
So at the bare minimum, Amber spent $620+ for this junk swap to take place.
TLDR: She spent a minimum of $220 on the gifts (not including tax) but her dumbass hiked it all the way up to a minimum of $620 because of shipping.
Cheers!
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There once was a girl that was fat
With her lies she was a falsefooted acrobat
With each girlfriend she would maul
While bringing her loaded U-haul
Drum up drama with each lovers' spat
With her lies she was a falsefooted acrobat
With each girlfriend she would maul
While bringing her loaded U-haul
Drum up drama with each lovers' spat
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Le Labo? That shit's expensive, jesus christ how much is she spending on this endless giftstravaganza?
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The gifts have been the only interesting part of this vlogmas shitshow. There’s something fascinating about watching what two retards - given enough money - will choose to buy one another. It’s like the modern day monkeys, typewriters, Shakespeare thing. And these are just the little gifts - I wonder what they spent on the big day?
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This was peak obnoxiouslynn. It was the only video I have had to pause or skip pieces as her incessant cackling, kissing, performative love bullshit.
When we get to the time when she breaks up with Jade (and she WILL get fed up of Amber) ALR will claim it wasn’t a proper relationship or she didn’t “feel” anything for her. This is why no one trusts a damn word that comes out of her mouth.
I couldn’t spend even 5 mins in the presence, let alone live with, someone who is such an annoying twat like her. Jade needs either a medal or serious psychiatric testing voluntarily live in this world.
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She spent $400 at the USPS to ship her bullshit to CANADIA? Goddamn, Hamber, you could have shipped it UPS for less and she would have received it just as quickly, even by ground. So very, very stupid.
That list of stuff she bought is what I'd expect a child to get their mom. Random crap. Next time, retards, try a themed gift exchange.
That list of stuff she bought is what I'd expect a child to get their mom. Random crap. Next time, retards, try a themed gift exchange.
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At least with Becky, the chapsticks and earrings were not expensive and made more sense for a vlogmas series. This one is just cringy; toys and expensive rubbish they do not need. It is almost like they are cosplaying without the costumes and the talents.
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Merry late Christmas, gorls! I wonder what Amber had for Christmas dinner? Another take out order made for a family of 8?