Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kier Starmer]

Oh, abso fucking lutely that was her end goal. Amber knows her day is ending and month by month the income dwindles but most of all the attention. Since 2016 the bitch has been hungry for a reality show but she does not get it, she is boring and retarded. No one and I mean no one wants to watch her play with lego on TV. She does not realize either she has to give up all agency and Jade has to doxx herself. I believe Jade would leave her too if that was the case.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

And still morbidly obese.

While I'm not a member, Kicking Geese and Narc Alert's discord, downloaded the Georgetown Bariatrics information session and watch partied it after Amber mentioned sending an email for a link. Kicking Geese has shown a screen shot of the advice they give to prepare pre-appointment (pre 1st appointment that is) and Amber has done none of it. While I don't know exactly what that information session said, I have a pretty good idea. Amber already knows she'll be turned away before she even gets started, and that's why she's been gaining ever since. For the time being she's given up. Sure she'll put up some new year's resolution video to draw in the views, but even she knows she can't do it herself, and no one is going to give her that magic bullet WLS because she couldn't change her eating habits even if she could afford the surgery, and Dr Smith is very likely ruing the day he ever got involved with TLC and the Slaton's so he's not plugging to get Amber her own show...and I do believe that was her intention when she choose that clinic.

This may just be crazy talk, but could Amber's recent and rapid weight gain be part of her plan here? She has shown over the years that she can get back down to low 500 numbers (like 490s-510s) relatively easily when properly motivated. She did it in early 2020 with Becky when she didn't have her own personal UberEats driver. She did it again in late 2021 to rope in Jade, and has been flucuating around 500 since (possibly to keep Jade around). Could she be rapidly gaining so she can be big for the appointment, rapidly lose to some 500+ number under the supervision of the doctor, thinking she would then get approved before she has to actually get uncomfortable with weightloss?

I mean, I know it sounds crazy, but Amber comes up with crazy schemes. If she gets back to 466lbs and tells the doctor, "I'm down 106.4 lbs from my highest weight", the doctor will probably see it as older weight loss and want her to get down to 420lbs or something - which she'll fail at. If she puffs up to 550lbs before she sees the doctor, then gets down to 505lbs, maybe she thinks the doctor will believe she's committed to the process and will approve her at 500lbs? I know that all of this is irrelevant, as she won't pass any psych evaluation, but Amber may have very well already just memory-holed that part of the weight loss surgery process - or thinks she'll be able to work her way around it later.

 

[I call shenanigans]

This may just be crazy talk, but could Amber's recent and rapid weight gain be part of her plan here? She has shown over the years that she can get back down to low 500 numbers (like 490s-510s) relatively easily when properly motivated. She did it in early 2020 with Becky when she didn't have her own personal UberEats driver. She did it again in late 2021 to rope in Jade, and has been flucuating around 500 since (possibly to keep Jade around). Could she be rapidly gaining so she can be big for the appointment, rapidly lose to some 500+ number under the supervision of the doctor, thinking she would then get approved before she has to actually get uncomfortable with weightloss?

I mean, I know it sounds crazy, but Amber comes up with crazy schemes. If she gets back to 466lbs and tells the doctor, "I'm down 106.4 lbs from my highest weight", the doctor will probably see it as older weight loss and want her to get down to 420lbs or something - which she'll fail at. If she puffs up to 550lbs before she sees the doctor, then gets down to 505lbs, maybe she thinks the doctor will believe she's committed to the process and will approve her at 500lbs? I know that all of this is irrelevant, as she won't pass any psych evaluation, but Amber may have very well already just memory-holed that part of the weight loss surgery process - or thinks she'll be able to work her way around it later.

I'll admit it's possible, but I think it's unlikely. I've definitely known folk who'll deliberately gain weight before a first appointment, but in those cases it's actually to hit the magic BMI =40 so their insurers will approve based on their BMI alone because it's weight at first visit that counts. I don't know if Amber has filled out any preliminary information to the clinic, but if she has then she'd be setting off alarm bells if she's gained more weight since then. She has a regular Dr now, and medical records that can be checked. An eating disorder is an exclusion, and she absolutely admits to that, including admitting to a pyschologist (and a psychiatrist) whose medical records she really can't ignore. The bariatric surgeon will hit up everyone that's treated her recently, and assuming they have computerised record keeping in Kentucky, he can very likely access all her pathology and radiology reports as well. She really can't hide...and I'm not even talking about what she's shown on her channel because the surgeon won't waste his time with that shit.

My bet is she dropped her bundle when she didn't get what she wanted when she wanted it. Remember how she wanted an appointment in a week or two and instead found out it could be months before they'll see her, and it won't even be her "celebrity surgeon" she sees. Instead she got access to an information session which outlined just why she'll be deemed ineligible.

Notice how she's now really playing up the gall bladder attacks, which she is having because of the crap she's eating. Amber has said in the past that surgeons will do WLS when they remove the gall bladder because she thinks that's an inroad. The actual scenario though is that they will remove a diseased gall bladder when they do an already approved WLS. Amber doesn't seem to realise that she's not being approved for gall bladder removal either because she's too fat for safe surgery, and would still need to make major dietary changes that she can't/won't do. Believe it or not, WLS actually carries lower risk than gall bladder removal surgery, but if anything I suspect that's the angle she's going to try to play up to get surgical approval. It won't work though because bariatric surgeons get paid far more for WLS than for cholecystectomy, and they don't have a shortage of eligible patients willing to pay the price. They don't need to take high risk cases, and their complication rates (well lack of), and success statistics are bankable assets.

ETA: recently Amber said she believes she's already done the required psychological counselling etc that she was told she'd need last time. In her head she's already ticked off the pysch evaluation box, even if those of us that were watching that video spat out whatever we were drinking at the time. She really is clueless along with delusional.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Well Gorls, we won't have to wait  weight long because I suspect the sausage fingers (why am I reminded of Freddy Got Fingered playing the sausages) will be grasping a crayon and etching out each of the 3456 goals she has for 2023, all while all while cackling as she writes each one and goes "RIGHT FALINE? IS THAT GUUUD BAYYYYBEEE?" Like Faline gives a fuck and just acquiesces to her toddler ball of fat. 'Yes, Bambi! Bora-Bora is a GREAT goal and I can't wait to see you melting like a stick of Land O' Lakes butter laying on the beach in the hot, hot tropical sun! C'mere and let me lick you all over!"

Now that I've "tit-allated" the (you FUCKING KNOW it's coming), 2023 goals for you, let's try not to drink and spec-u-lates too much, because that just ruins the idiocrasy of when it happens and we destroy our livers drinking and laughing in amazement. Which is kind of the whole point of this thread.

Right? RIGHT?

 

[FatalTater]

My theory on the weight gain has always been that Amber saw the lower numbers after starting Ozempic and freaked out. She then glommed onto the first medical thing (gallbladder sludge) that could possibly be a reason to stop using it.

She'll keep saying words that make people think she wants to lose weight, as that gets attention and views.

She will die fat.

 

[Squid Bitch]

I find it baffling that people will, on the one hand, say that Amber is a literal retard (she obviously is), but then will turn around and talk about her like she's some kind of incredible mastermind capable of planning and pulling off some high-level intellect schemes.

Amber's not gaining weight in some absurd plan to trick a weight loss surgeon, or because she's afraid of losing weight or losing her audience, or whatever other stupid reasons people will come up with. Amber's gaining weight because she's a fat retarded fuck with a food addiction, and gaining weight is what a fat retarded fuck with a food addiction does best. Occam's Razor, people.

I know that people like to deny it, but Amber is diagnosed bipolar, and probably impulsively contacted the weight loss clinic (and also impulsively pissed away money on vlogmas gifts) while in a manic episode. I'd be willing to bet that we'll get fewer and fewer surgery updates as she comes down from her high and goes back to normal, making giving into her food addiction her number one priority once again.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

I’m still going through the archives, and it’s the year 2016. She’s in Destiny’s mother’s house, and for the life of me I don’t know why parents of girlfriends keep taking this bitch in.

Destiny is very active during this time, going to parties, hanging outside with family, going on 4 wheelers. Outdoor shit. And fat Amber is in the house for all of it. She can’t go out and be part of the family that took her in. She just sits on her ass all day.

On one particular day, Destiny and her brothers were outside working on her car speakers for hours. Amber was bored and wanted to play cards, but Y’know, people were BUSY WITH THE CAR. When they finally finished she let them fucking have it with her passive aggressive shit of what a bad time she had sitting at the table waiting for them.

I wanted to smack her so bad.

 

[dfranki723]

I find it baffling that people will, on the one hand, say that Amber is a literal retard (she obviously is), but then will turn around and talk about her like she's some kind of incredible mastermind capable of planning and pulling off some high-level intellect schemes.

Amber's not gaining weight in some absurd plan to trick a weight loss surgeon, or because she's afraid of losing weight or losing her audience, or whatever other stupid reasons people will come up with. Amber's gaining weight because she's a fat retarded fuck with a food addiction, and gaining weight is what a fat retarded fuck with a food addiction does best. Occam's Razor, people.

I know that people like to deny it, but Amber is diagnosed bipolar, and probably impulsively contacted the weight loss clinic (and also impulsively pissed away money on vlogmas gifts) while in a manic episode. I'd be willing to bet that we'll get fewer and fewer surgery updates as she comes down from her high and goes back to normal, making giving into her food addiction her number one priority once again.

It's not a manic episode when this behaviour is a constant (which mirrors her pretend binging).
She makes these decisions not on a whim for herself but purely so she can tell/show her audience and screech about how she's doing it guys!!! That's literally all it is.

This kind of thing feeds into her ''poor wittle mentally ill KuhWeen game''. You don't have to be intelligent to ATTEMPT to poorly manipulate strangers online, children do the same thing.

People would only be considering her a mastermind if her nonsense worked, it doesn't. Although shockingly her self diagnosis seems to ring true to some people, God knows how.

I think everyone has already recognised WL surgery is simply not a thing in ALR's world. It never has been and never will be. She may aswell be talking about her dream lip fillers again. It means nothing.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

I find it baffling that people will, on the one hand, say that Amber is a literal retard (she obviously is), but then will turn around and talk about her like she's some kind of incredible mastermind capable of planning and pulling off some high-level intellect schemes.

Amber's not gaining weight in some absurd plan to trick a weight loss surgeon, or because she's afraid of losing weight or losing her audience, or whatever other stupid reasons people will come up with. Amber's gaining weight because she's a fat retarded fuck with a food addiction, and gaining weight is what a fat retarded fuck with a food addiction does best. Occam's Razor, people.

I know that people like to deny it, but Amber is diagnosed bipolar, and probably impulsively contacted the weight loss clinic (and also impulsively pissed away money on vlogmas gifts) while in a manic episode. I'd be willing to bet that we'll get fewer and fewer surgery updates as she comes down from her high and goes back to normal, making giving into her food addiction her number one priority once again.

i'm pretty sure she only brought up WLS because its vlogmas and she's trying to rack up views in dec. She 100% have no intention of ever getting it. Just like how she HATED Kentucky and was so adamant that she'll move

 

[the weeknd warrior]

I will say it. I will never understand why this Lardass thinks that she has a 'pretty face'. Probably average for Kentucky ( which is probably why she's still there) but she claims to be a CaLiGorLL and bitch.... we would eat her fucking alive here.

She'd have access to pretty people, especially as the provider were she anywhere close to pretty. I don't see a lesbian thing about her, I see someone so shallow that she expects male partners to be 10/10 as she is owed it and it would be an embarassment if she didn't get her pick. There can be a case made from her incessant sniping at Becky as she's slighted by the idea that a nothing broke it off with her and that it was Becky who owed her a sitatuionship.

This kind of thing feeds into her ''poor wittle mentally ill KuhWeen game''. You don't have to be intelligent to ATTEMPT to poorly manipulate strangers online, children do the same thing.

People would only be considering her a mastermind if her nonsense worked, it doesn't. Although shockingly her self diagnosis seems to ring true to some people, God knows how.

This is my analysis. She's pathological in her plotting, scheming and wanting to appear clever but the only thing that used to go her way is how many views she got. I'm not convinced she's bipolar either but she does appear to have phases where she'll take all of her pharmas at the same time and come to a situation where her actions will appear as if she's cycling. I suspect this is when she gets her one jolt of "motivation" every three months and she'll keep to it.

While she can pretend to lie, her pupils can't. You can almost predict how a video is going to go based on how medicated she is. The addition of delta-8 has been interesting though since most low-IQ egomaniacs cannot handle any amount of hallucinogens.

I saw someone use "low cunning" to describe her and I think this is it. It's those who are allowed to survive by being complete parasites and it's somehow deluded them into believing that being able to survive in this society makes you intelligent.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Sorry I'm late. The war against the Farms has made it impossible to deal with for me all week

She insists her therapist (who obviously doesn't exist) said this is forever and she'll never get better.

Again she hears what she wants. A therapist wouldn't say this. They would say her prognosis isn't good. This is where there are 2 kinds of people. The ones who fucking lay down and die or fight. Amber is choosing to be a 600lb bloated corpse.

I wonder if she's thinking because her audience has such a massive turn over that the ones still watching don't know about all the crap she's pulled.

I mean that's how she got me in one of her bit longer lasting cycles right when covid hit. She had an entire new audience at the time. Her ambabies rotate in and out on a constant basis.

Soooo yesterday my walmart delivery fucked up big time. Over 100.00 worth of stuff NOT DELIVERED and instead a big box of playdoh barbecue set. A little grill and mold to make hot dogs hamburgers, the buns, lettuce, tomatoes, all of it. Super cute but enough to make one livid when you need your real ass groceries. After dealing with csr for an hour and getting air outside with my doggo. I thought about utilizing Hambos po box to get rid of this damn box.

Stupid cow tipping rules. She proudly would have eaten the stuff

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I find it baffling that people will, on the one hand, say that Amber is a literal retard (she obviously is), but then will turn around and talk about her like she's some kind of incredible mastermind capable of planning and pulling off some high-level intellect schemes.

This is my view too. Amber is conniving but cannot trick a surgeon in such a way. It is one thing to tell porkies to a HAES psychologist, but it is another to fake physical tests such as sleep apnea. @I call shenanigans explained very well the steps for her to be approved, and I suspect that Amber also did know as she went to 3 or 4 bariatric surgeons already. She could have tried to go on a show or something like that with Dr. Procter. The only way she can have bariatric surgery is to go to Mexico, to her peril.

She's pathological in her plotting, scheming and wanting to appear clever but the only thing that used to go her way is how many views she got. I'm not convinced she's bipolar either but she does appear to have phases where she'll take all of her pharmas at the same time and come to a situation where her actions will appear as if she's cycling. I suspect this is when she gets her one jolt of "motivation" every three months and she'll keep to it.

Amber likes scheming new plans on a regular basis. The "Curvy Caloriies" one was a good example where the diet, as known as, the Plan, was prepared and put into action to last 2-3 days when she realized she was hungry. The Optavia was another one. I expect a new one early in January.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I thought this was funny. ”it was time to move on” dunno I find that so strange you guys were like family but just moved away from each other so the friendship ends? Strange how this keeps happening to her…


I think these people are asking about irl friends amber, not pink sparkles or a subscriber that you respond to every few weeks

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Amber is fucked when Jade calls it a day and boogies. But, someone earlier suggested Jade is a low IQ near-SPED and that starts to make sense when I think about it more. Jade may be co-dependent who knows.

Her still being around says there's something else at play here. The more I watch, the more I'm starting to wonder if this isn't the case. She repeats the same 5 phrases and toddler claps over the dumb shit just like Hamber. Even though she's unbearable, Jade Francis seems to be totally into her so either SPED or a con but who knows which.

Beauty is in the beholder, or in Hamber's case the food holder.

Take away 350 lbs., you'd still have a wonky-eyed, poop bun, unhygienic, 13 year old mentality, obnoxious retard... with no tits.

Still overweight and blaming everyone for her problems. Wonder if she'd still cry fatphobia anytime someone criticized her.

Geese has shown a screen shot of the advice they give to prepare pre-appointment (pre 1st appointment that is) and Amber has done none of it.

Hamburgler said "she learned a little but already knew most of it, so I doubt she even paid attention. She doesn't actually want wls. She hoped she would be able to use it for views during vlogmas, and when she found out there are actual steps that have to taken first, she said nevermind and stopped talking about it. The only times she's even mentioned it since were when people asked or to say they emailed her with the same info as the first time which sounds like a bullshit excuse to me.

It's not a manic episode when this behaviour is a constant (which mirrors her pretend binging).
She makes these decisions not on a whim for herself but purely so she can tell/show her audience and screech about how she's doing it guys!!! That's literally all it is.

Exactly this. She may be diagnosed bipolar but it's more an excuse than an actual issue. Just like lie-podema she loves having that as something to blame her bad behavior on. She just has no self control and no one around her is willing to risk their life trying to get in between her and whatever it is.

Soooo yesterday my walmart delivery fucked up big time. Over 100.00 worth of stuff NOT DELIVERED and instead a big box of playdoh barbecue set. A little grill and mold to make hot dogs hamburgers, the buns, lettuce, tomatoes, all of it. Super cute but enough to make one livid when you need your real ass groceries. After dealing with csr for an hour and getting air outside with my doggo. I thought about utilizing Hambos po box to get rid of this damn box.

You know she would have loved that. Her video would start with a screech and a cackle while her hamburger helper gloves smashed it into shapes.


There was a lot of talk about the proposal stuff, and the disappointment when she realized it was earrings rather than a ring was obvious. Her immediately saying "wHaT bRaNd ArE tHeSe?" said everything about what jewelry she actually wants. I personally thought they were beautiful, but for her they aren't shiny and sparkly enough. She would rather have 200 pairs of $1 walmart glitter coated shit than one $200 pair of Ferragamos. I don't get the reason for such nice earrings anyway. I guess to wear to target or for sitting in the car while Jade does whatever task she can't do. It's just wasteful.
Speaking of, over $2k for a bunch of bullshit while claiming she budgets everything is absurd. How any of her ambabies actually believe her is beyond me.
She's already throwing a fit on ig about not sharing her new year goals so people will cry about it and give her asspats. Lemme guess, weight loss, walk a mile, 100 days of weighing in, blah blah blah. It's no wonder she's saying she isn't gonna share. She could just repost the one from last year and call it good.

 

[Goatchoker]

Hamburgler said "she learned a little but already knew most of it, so I doubt she even paid attention. She doesn't actually want wls. She hoped she would be able to use it for views during vlogmas, and when she found out there are actual steps that have to taken first, she said nevermind and stopped talking about it. The only times she's even mentioned it since were when people asked or to say they emailed her with the same info as the first time which sounds like a bullshit excuse to me.

This is why I agree she doesn’t want weight loss.
For someone who “writes everyday” and “tracks everything” why wouldn’t she show off the notes she took during the video. Im super into lists and writing shit down, rarely use my phone for a calendar, no way in hell I wouldn’t take notes on something as big as WLS and how to attain it. (But again, she doesn’t want it)
She wants to be fat forever. The thought of losing significant weight is terrifying to her.
She’s my next in the poll. She will not change.

 

[HackerX]

My theory on the weight gain has always been that Amber saw the lower numbers after starting Ozempic and freaked out. She then glommed onto the first medical thing (gallbladder sludge) that could possibly be a reason to stop using it.

She'll keep saying words that make people think she wants to lose weight, as that gets attention and views.

She will die fat.

Probably. She has a bad brain. I assume she saw she lost more weight than 20+ lb water weight variance and earned herself a reward. But if food is your only real motivator as a reward, then you have to rework some things in life.

Though immediately quitting Ozempic makes about as much sense as you'd expect. I suspect she missed being HONGRY.

Quite literally a silver bullet (albeit pricy) to lose weight and eliminate appetite, and she quit after a few weeks?

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

As an avid Amber watcher for nearly all her channel life, I warned in here that her doing Vlogmas 2022 is a death sentence. People hate Jade because she is just some disembodied voice that no one really can mesh with because she is some weird cow tipper. Again year on the year she loses about 35% of her audience so next year her average video views will be 38k or less.

The worst thing is looming for Amber and that is reactors are shifting to other cows. Tammy lemon is a goldmine as is Allicia Doherty and last night on Alex is Shook's lives he almost flat-out refused to go over her content. This is due to the past several weeks chatters have almost left stream because they cannot stand her and Alex is tired of her too. That is one of the biggest Amber streamers too.

The decline in Amber's footprint from other creators will mean viewers are more likely to leave her content as they have no alternative and grow bored. I think 2023 is going to be really rough for Amber as inflation and her rent will likely increase. She is still buying a shit ton of take out and she is not stopping. My prediction is still Jade is going by February and she will search for a new carer.

Her royal fatness better start researching how to apply for disability so we taxpayers can have the dubious privilege of paying for her rent, utilities, stench masking perfumes, addiction and failing health.


Yay.

 

[Constellationzero]

I thought this was funny. ”it was time to move on” dunno I find that so strange you guys were like family but just moved away from each other so the friendship ends? Strange how this keeps happening to her…
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I think these people are asking about irl friends amber, not pink sparkles or a subscriber that you respond to every few weeks

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First off, I thought Hambutt and Becky were together for only FOUR YEARS. Second, I also thought she MOOCHED off Eric and Ricky's good graces and living space for less than four years.
Either way... HARDLY half a DECADE, but we gotta make it severe and use as inflammatory phrasing and words as possible. Otherwise how will we make Becky look like the assclown she's trying to make her look like?

Not happening, Hambutt. If anything, you somehow made Becky, Eric and Ricky look even MORE sympathetic.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

Her still being around says there's something else at play here. The more I watch, the more I'm starting to wonder if this isn't the case. She repeats the same 5 phrases and toddler claps over the dumb shit just like Hamber. Even though she's unbearable, Jade Francis seems to be totally into her so either SPED or a con but who knows which.

This. I’m starting to think jade has some kind of problem. Autistic maybe ? The way they seem to absorb each others personalities is crazy- ambers fake urban black woman and jade mentally stunted hillbilly , and somehow it’s mixing. Maybe the disability she was suing over isn’t physical

 

[Turd Fergusson]

This. I’m starting to think jade has some kind of problem. Autistic maybe ? The way they seem to absorb each others personalities is crazy- ambers fake urban black woman and jade mentally stunted hillbilly , and somehow it’s mixing. Maybe the disability she was suing over isn’t physical

I think that is not that complicated. From the start, we heard that Jade was polyamorous. She was probably living with her family and they did not approve. It could well be that she wanted a place to live and continue her activities. Amber was the perfect mark and she was looking for someone, anyone to replace Becky. Amber cannot live by herself and will accept anything so as not to be. Shortly after Jade moved in, Amber moved all her stuff to the second bedroom. We never see what the master bedroom looks like. All the lovey-dovey stuff is for the camera alone, and Amber and Jade live separate life except for the visits to stores, the ER and medical appointments. Amber got a car for Jade.

Last year, Amber was talking about moving, but she has been silent for a few months on the subject. It could well be that Jade got something more serious on the side and is not willing to move out of Lexington. In reality, Amber has to acquiesce to Jade's requests otherwise she would leave. Amber is more and more housebound and needs Jade's help now more than before.