Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I thought this was funny. ”it was time to move on” dunno I find that so strange you guys were like family but just moved away from each other so the friendship ends? Strange how this keeps happening to her…
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I think these people are asking about irl friends amber, not pink sparkles or a subscriber that you respond to every few weeks

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LMAO. Eric and Rickie were like family for “half a decade”. Yeah, hun, sure they were. It’s not like you haven’t alluded to a bad drunken incident and shown pictures of a literal bloody mess in their bathroom or anything. I don’t know what the final straw was, but my guess is they were waiting for an opportunity to get you completely out of their lives and you shading Becky was a great excuse. Like family. Pffft. GTFO.
 
Whenever she tries to imply the boys loved her SOOOOOOOO much, the one thing that pops into my head is Ricky giving her that really uncomfortable ''I don't want to touch your dirty body'' hug after giving her a gift bag.

Nevermind all the countless instances of Ricky straight up walking away from her when she tried to get close to him.

Or (they're all popping in my head now) how about that molment when Hamber was sat down sniffing candles and Eric mockingly mimicked something she said and she shot him a very blatant ''stfu'' look then tried to change the subject.

Does she forget we saw their interactions? ALR was a giant irritating boil that none of them had the balls to lance. Family my arse.
 
Whenever she tries to imply the boys loved her SOOOOOOOO much, the one thing that pops into my head is Ricky giving her that really uncomfortable ''I don't want to touch your dirty body'' hug after giving her a gift bag.

Nevermind all the countless instances of Ricky straight up walking away from her when she tried to get close to him.

Or (they're all popping in my head now) how about that molment when Hamber was sat down sniffing candles and Eric mockingly mimicked something she said and she shot him a very blatant ''stfu'' look then tried to change the subject.

Does she forget we saw their interactions? ALR was a giant irritating boil that none of them had the balls to lance. Family my arse.
Was just going to bring up every single instance of Ricky showing abject contempt for her. Or that time Eric zoomed in on BARE FEET AND TOES. And when Hambutt figured pointing her toes would somehow make them disappear.
 
Though immediately quitting Ozempic makes about as much sense as you'd expect. I suspect she missed being HONGRY.

Quite literally a silver bullet (albeit pricy) to lose weight and eliminate appetite, and she quit after a few weeks?
She never even got to a therapeutic dose of Ozempic. There are three stages and she held off going from stage one dose to stage two dose. She needed to find an excuse to quit Ozempic because it was costing over a grand a month. It's a very expensive drug to take off label for weightloss.

I do believe her gallbladder is giving her grief...but it's not because of rapid weightloss.
 
Whenever she tries to imply the boys loved her SOOOOOOOO much, the one thing that pops into my head is Ricky giving her that really uncomfortable ''I don't want to touch your dirty body'' hug after giving her a gift bag.

Nevermind all the countless instances of Ricky straight up walking away from her when she tried to get close to him.

Or (they're all popping in my head now) how about that molment when Hamber was sat down sniffing candles and Eric mockingly mimicked something she said and she shot him a very blatant ''stfu'' look then tried to change the subject.

Does she forget we saw their interactions? ALR was a giant irritating boil that none of them had the balls to lance. Family my arse.
A big one I remember was either 2017 or 2018. They were in a parking lot of a strip mall. I think they were going to the chinese 'buffette' or something. Anyway, Amber was fliming their car, and Eric and Rickie were trying to explain to her that she was filming their licence plate and she had to edit it or blur it out of her video. And then the bitch pointed the camera in their faces and cuntily said something to the effect of "NUH-UH, I DON'T HAVE TO CUT ANYTHING OUT I DON'T WANNA" and filmed their reactions to it.

Another one I think was a corn maze or pumpkin patch or something? (It was before I got sucked into the abyss, so I've only seen clips from it). Anyway, they hadn't even gotten to the activities yet. They had just parked the car and were waiting for Amber to waddle over. Rickie side-eyes her, looks at Eric, and says 'One Eternity Later'.

Bonus: When Becky left for a "Family Reunion" for a few days in July (which we later found out was Norma starting to go through the end with her cancer), and Amber was a total passive-aggressive bitch to Eric for bringing home takeout "THANKS FOR ASKING IF I WAS HUNGRY, BOO-BOO!!......SO, BOO-BOO?.... WAIT, I thought you said that SHE DIDN'T PASS BY ANY FAST FOOD PLACES?" That weekend went so bad that as soon as Becky returned after what was likely a weekend of no sleep, Becky had to immediately pack up the car and take Amber on that 3 day Lexington Eat-cation to get her away from the boys.

I'm surprised it took them so long to dump her ass.
 
Does anyone know what really happened between Amberlynn and Ricky/Eric? I also thought after the move the boys and Amber visited.
Everyone was saying "What kind of fuckin' friend still plays nice with their close friend's evil ex and their new boo?" And the answer was because money.
Either E&R figured that out or Becky put her foot down.

Doesn't matter, still funny as fuck.
 
I'm surprised it took them so long to dump her ass.
They had to keep her there until Eric could get off his lazy arse and get a job, or give notice on the house and find some digs that Ricky could afford pretty much on his own. She was paying the majority of the Monticello rent, which is why she was able to claim the second living space (family room/rumpus room), could insist on using the boys bathroom once she got too fat to get in the door of her and Becky's, and could move that mattress into the main living area to lie on all day long. Until the boys could pay their own way (remember Becky was paying a third of the rent before Amber moved in), they really had no other option.
 
Whenever she tries to imply the boys loved her SOOOOOOOO much, the one thing that pops into my head is Ricky giving her that really uncomfortable ''I don't want to touch your dirty body'' hug after giving her a gift bag.

Nevermind all the countless instances of Ricky straight up walking away from her when she tried to get close to him.

Or (they're all popping in my head now) how about that molment when Hamber was sat down sniffing candles and Eric mockingly mimicked something she said and she shot him a very blatant ''stfu'' look then tried to change the subject.

Does she forget we saw their interactions? ALR was a giant irritating boil that none of them had the balls to lance. Family my arse.
All of these, plus that time they all went to Lexington pride and stayed in hotels. Amber came filming into Eric and Rickie's room, bitching that the boys had a handicapped shower when she needed one and didn't get one in her and Becky's room. Rickie was lying on the bed facing away from her and refused to sit up or look at her at all, just kind of grunted that he was tired.

I think Rickie just always found her to be obnoxious, like any reasonable person would.
 
LMAO. Eric and Rickie were like family for “half a decade”. Yeah, hun, sure they were. It’s not like you haven’t alluded to a bad drunken incident and shown pictures of a literal bloody mess in their bathroom or anything. I don’t know what the final straw was, but my guess is they were waiting for an opportunity to get you completely out of their lives and you shading Becky was a great excuse. Like family. Pffft. GTFO.

Does anyone know what really happened between Amberlynn and Ricky/Eric? I also thought after the move the boys and Amber visited.

I thought that they just (not so) secretly hated her and cut her off when they moved out. I don't know if there was any actual beef aside from Hamber being Hamber.

Everyone was saying "What kind of fuckin' friend still plays nice with their close friend's evil ex and their new boo?" And the answer was because money.
Either E&R figured that out or Becky put her foot down.

Doesn't matter, still funny as fuck.

More like Amber figured out it was monetary on their part. Especially lately living above her means. She can't afford them. She is lonely af. She wouldn't drop them. They went to the mall and shit in the last year and she spent the weekend.

Y'all gay world is the messiest most dramatic shit ever. I've been watching drag race and ONLY watch the challenges and runway. That untucked shit is legit real life for the under 35 gay crowd.
 
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They probably didn’t want to be friends with her after the Becky breakup, but for whatever reason I think a lot of the people in her life have a soft spot for her because she’s so pathetic. She went over to their house once or twice w/Jade and I can only imagine trying to sleep at like 10 or 11pm and hearing her cackle out in the living room or ordering food at all hours. As far as her saying “what happend behind closed doors” it was definitely regarding the IG post saying Becky didn’t care about her bleeding. I’m sure everyone in the house at the time cared, especially since she had a designated spot on the couch with a towel in case she bled etc.
 
I miss Rickie lol he was the hardest working person in that household

He had slick comebacks and delivered the audience some Southern sass. Also was the only one with the most original personality, not sponging up TV personalities. Becky doesn’t count as she had as much personality as a dingy doormat. As annoying as Eric was, it was nice seeing their chemistry as a couple, in comparison to Amber and Beckster.
 
Probably. She has a bad brain. I assume she saw she lost more weight than 20+ lb water weight variance and earned herself a reward. But if food is your only real motivator as a reward, then you have to rework some things in life.

Though immediately quitting Ozempic makes about as much sense as you'd expect. I suspect she missed being HONGRY.

Quite literally a silver bullet (albeit pricy) to lose weight and eliminate appetite, and she quit after a few weeks?

Honestly, she would have quit the Ozempic eventually anyway. Even if it had nothing to do with being hungry. Amber doesn’t like being uncomfortable in general (aside from being fat and tired but that’s discomfort she’s used to). Ozempic has a lot of side effects and you have to increase the dose over time. Even then, a lot of people can’t handle the effects.

If you can tolerate the autism of Reddit, just go to r/ozempic and scroll through. There are endless threads about nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, headaches, zero appetite leading to under eating and the fatigue and low blood sugar that cone with it, dizziness etc. There’s also a pretty big community of people who are on Ozempic/Wygovy on Tiktok and I’ve seen some horror stories. A lot of people simply couldn’t do it anymore. I honestly can’t even judge. Nausea is the absolute worst and feeling that way every day would be hell. Especially if you don’t know when it will stop.

From what I’ve seen, they start most people at .25 weekly and then build them up to 1mg with Ozempic. I think other versions of the drug have a higher dosage but Amber wasn’t on those. So they go up .25 every few weeks or every couple months. Once they reach the 1mg dosage, the side effects can take like 6 weeks to level out. That’s a long time to get used to a medication. Imagine vomiting every time you try to eat for weeks on end.

I’m not giving Amber an out here, I’m just saying that if she can’t handle the discomfort of going a few hours without inhaling food, she’s definitely not going to go through the process of adjusting to Ozempic. Even people who really genuinely need it for diabetes/actually want to lose weight quit so there’s no way in hell that Amber would stick with it. What she said about the gallbladder thing is technically true but I don’t know if it was true for her specifically. I feel like her doctor has at least a baseline medical history on her and they wouldn’t have put her on it in the first place if gallstones were a concern. I think she just said that because it was making her not want to eat or making her sick when she did eat and she figured she’d get less blowback from her audience if her excuse was a known side effect.

It’s a great drug for weight loss if you can make it past the initial bullshit so it’s a shame that she didn’t stick with it. Ozempic was probably the best chance she’s ever had to lose weight. The advertisements really understate how much people actually lose. I think the TV ads say an average of 12lb but don’t quote me on that. I’ve seen a couple lives from someone on tiktok who has lost 240lb while taking Ozempic and metformin. She brought her A1C down from 13 to 5. Now that she has more mobility, she’s losing weight faster because she’s added exercise to her routine. Amber could have done the same to get down to a weight that would allow her to get WLS at a bare minimum. She blew a literal golden parachute opportunity to actually change her life. After she quit the Ozempic, I knew 100% she was never gonna change. I was 99% sure before but I held out hope for something to work eventually. It’s so easy to lose weight on Ozempic that you don’t even have to try so if she can’t handle that, she’s hopeless. A total lost cause.
 
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This. I’m starting to think jade has some kind of problem. Autistic maybe ? The way they seem to absorb each others personalities is crazy- ambers fake urban black woman and jade mentally stunted hillbilly , and somehow it’s mixing. Maybe the disability she was suing over isn’t physical 👀
Befitting of the rapid decline in her income, imagine how obnoxious this part of her career would be if she was doing that weird KrystalLynn shit.
 
They had to keep her there until Eric could get off his lazy arse and get a job, or give notice on the house and find some digs that Ricky could afford pretty much on his own. She was paying the majority of the Monticello rent, which is why she was able to claim the second living space (family room/rumpus room), could insist on using the boys bathroom once she got too fat to get in the door of her and Becky's, and could move that mattress into the main living area to lie on all day long. Until the boys could pay their own way (remember Becky was paying a third of the rent before Amber moved in), they really had no other option.
I came in around that time but i always looked at it like amber "graciously" paid the majority or all the rent cause she was a big (yes big) yootoob stor and could afford it. She was always doing "nice" things to make people stand to be around her or feel indebted to her but not because she was taking over the house but because she needed friends around her. Becky and the two bois seemed to struggle a bit but be perfectly fine on their own till amber bitched at becky to yeet her job and become a carer. I just thought it was amber taking up space not because of her part of the rent but because she was a fat stinky bitch and she played this off as a "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?" Sort of situation type deal. In order for the boys to say anything they would have to acknowledge shes fat as fuck and a hoarder and nobody wants to talk like an adult about the elephant in the room.

They probably didn’t want to be friends with her after the Becky breakup, but for whatever reason I think a lot of the people in her life have a soft spot for her because she’s so pathetic. She went over to their house once or twice w/Jade and I can only imagine trying to sleep at like 10 or 11pm and hearing her cackle out in the living room or ordering food at all hours. As far as her saying “what happend behind closed doors” it was definitely regarding the IG post saying Becky didn’t care about her bleeding. I’m sure everyone in the house at the time cared, especially since she had a designated spot on the couch with a towel in case she bled etc.
She is pathetic. And she keeps clamoring for attentuon and people feel bad. Thats a large portion of the problems people have with amber. Shes a bog. A huge disgusting pit of quicksand and the more you stand there and just deal with her in the moment the worse it gets. Nobody wants to say no to her. Look at her. This is all she has- then poof. You live with her smell and her gross bullshit she pulls every day and nobody has the heart to sit her down and tell her a cold hard truth. Nobody has the patience to sit through her whining so everyone just deals with it.


Im happy the boys got out and the only person who has to deal with her now is a feeder caught up in her web of uber eats and now jade is fat too.
 
You gotta love how she put something IN THE TITLE OF HER VIDEO, and then gets mad when people talk about it and ask her about it. I also would love to see E&R react to her saying they were “like family for half a decade”. I bet Ricky would rofl.

Also I hate how she always writes theses responses in such a cunty holier-than-thou tone that she would never use when filming her videos.
 
Ah, back again! Yee ha. Been making the rounds, catching up, ECK-speshually Jordy. I don't know how that dude manages to sit through all her bullshit day after day.

shrromz has a Hamber 2022 rewind

S/he notes that it was a year like any other, and I agree, with the exception of vlogmas: this year we got a return to the Density Era level of "let me smother you with gifts so you continue to hang around my fat, bloated, cackling walking corpus situation type deal" spending. The numbers people have posted are just as mindboggling now as they were that year, too. Insane.

Another vid of theirs ("Amberlynn Reid does 100 days of WEIGHING IN (not really)") from the gaycare era - where she also indicated she had sent in a packet for WLS consideration, and that Beckster was going to "hand deliver" it to the clinic. In addition: setting a calorie limit and busting through it, resetting the limit and eating under that by a few hundred and still gaining weight, WATER BRASH, swolleen and too fucking fat to be able to close the car door, being "ravenous" and "starved" after doing OMAD, SODIUMZ!, being "totally fine with" and "completely understands" gaining because (excuses), but she is NOT making excuses, you guise, is disgusted by pear slices, SWOLLEEN! Her goal then was to lose 60 pounds at the end of this particular cycle of the hundred days uselessness.

"It's so easy to eat over your calories." - Only if you mindlessly eat, as you do, Hamber.

There's a line in there that sums her up perfectly. "This last year...I didn't do much. Because it was hard."

In the 18 whole days she weighed in, she went from 562.8 to 565 pounds.

Never change, Hamber. We could even go for a law or theorum for this.....Hamber's Rule of Constancy.

Anyway, hope y'all had a good holiday if you celebrate it, or a good day otherwise if you don't.
 
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