Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,522
Happy new year's eve degenerates.
Narclynn is on full display with her IG Q&A. She really said "I'm not a bad person and I don't do bad things". Apparently lying about everything, treating people like shit, and making fun of a heart attack are good things. The delusion is amazing. Being the victim every second of every day has to be exhausting. Over 500 pounds and not one ounce of self awareness to be found.

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Doubt. She never goes anywhere or mentions anyone else, which she absolutely would to prove something to haydurs. The only person she ever talks about is wipey. She's alone aside from the feeder she brought in to her life.

LMAO. Eric and Rickie were like family for “half a decade”. Yeah, hun, sure they were. It’s not like you haven’t alluded to a bad drunken incident and shown pictures of a literal bloody mess in their bathroom or anything. I don’t know what the final straw was, but my guess is they were waiting for an opportunity to get you completely out of their lives and you shading Becky was a great excuse. Like family. Pffft. GTFO.
I obviously missed something. Will someone give me the story?

Another one I think was a corn maze or pumpkin patch or something? (It was before I got sucked into the abyss, so I've only seen clips from it). Anyway, they hadn't even gotten to the activities yet. They had just parked the car and were waiting for Amber to waddle over. Rickie side-eyes her, looks at Eric, and says 'One Eternity Later'.
I always thought that was a purposeful thing so they could go have fun and not have her lumbering along with them. They brought her so she couldn't throw a tantrum but they still got to go run around the maze and have fun without babysitting their 400 pound toddler.
 
I'm just gonna say this: After watching a reaction channel picking apart her narcissism, a thought occurred to me.

1. YES, Hambutt is a YUGE Narc. No shit. But...

2. Hambutt would GREATLY BENEFIT from a live person (or three) in the room. People not beholden to her, to:

* Shame her, publicly, greatly, and often
* Embarrass her, publicly, greatly, and often
* Reject her publicly
* Shut her down (Ask her what the hell she's cunting on about now, or just tell her you weren't listening to her telling her pointless story no one wanted to hear about that sale at TJ Maxx)
* Call out her bullshit and shut it down

Chantal would benefit greatly from similar. The REAL problem is, neither of these gas giants have experienced a true incidence of public humiliation, being told NO in the most embarrassing and direct way, and being denied elevated status, whether perceived wrongly by them, or if it's genuine in the moment.

Telling Hambutt, or Chantal "NO" simply is not enough. These two only understand a two by four over the head. They need FREQUENT bouts of public, mixed company, real life shaming, embarrassment, and humiliation.
Being "nice" or empathetic is clearly working out great for these two, huh? How 'bout trying it THIS way for a change?
 
2. Hambutt would GREATLY BENEFIT from a live person (or three) in the room. People not beholden to her, to:

* Shame her, publicly, greatly, and often
* Embarrass her, publicly, greatly, and often
* Reject her publicly
* Shut her down (Ask her what the hell she's cunting on about now, or just tell her you weren't listening to her telling her pointless story no one wanted to hear about that sale at TJ Maxx)
* Call out her bullshit and shut it down
They need to be assigned a kid or teenager that is not related (Because other hamplanets have had kids and when they give these things to said hamplanets they just say something like "How dare you, you rude, disobedient child!" but if they aren't related, they can't just call them disobedient kids.) I want them to be forced to be 24/7 with a teenager for like a week. It'd be the longest week of their lives. Or maybe a gay british/aussie man, who they'd be lured in by ("ooh new fun gay friend with fun accent!!") that will turn around and lay it out, harsh.
God, I would pay anything to watch that.
 
I'm just gonna say this: After watching a reaction channel picking apart her narcissism, a thought occurred to me.

1. YES, Hambutt is a YUGE Narc. No shit. But...

2. Hambutt would GREATLY BENEFIT from a live person (or three) in the room. People not beholden to her, to:

* Shame her, publicly, greatly, and often
* Embarrass her, publicly, greatly, and often
* Reject her publicly
* Shut her down (Ask her what the hell she's cunting on about now, or just tell her you weren't listening to her telling her pointless story no one wanted to hear about that sale at TJ Maxx)
* Call out her bullshit and shut it down

Chantal would benefit greatly from similar. The REAL problem is, neither of these gas giants have experienced a true incidence of public humiliation, being told NO in the most embarrassing and direct way, and being denied elevated status, whether perceived wrongly by them, or if it's genuine in the moment.

Telling Hambutt, or Chantal "NO" simply is not enough. These two only understand a two by four over the head. They need FREQUENT bouts of public, mixed company, real life shaming, embarrassment, and humiliation.
Being "nice" or empathetic is clearly working out great for these two, huh? How 'bout trying it THIS way for a change?
This is essentially rock bottom for a narc. They want to be liked but they also can't tell the difference between being liked and others not wanting to be exhausted by their compulsive conflict seeking. Being broke and homeless doesn't change them, being socially trained through immediate checks by those they want to be liked by will. I don't see it happening for either of them though, the less intelligent they are the less likely it'll happen as they age.
 
Being "nice" or empathetic is clearly working out great for these two, huh? How 'bout trying it THIS way for a change
Zero, while I totally agree, calling a "spade a spade" will never be a thing for Hamber. She only has real human interaction with a negress that sucks her fat folds and leaves hickeys. There is no one else IRL that she associates with and maybe that's why we're seeing sudden Chicken Choker/Gay Moppet references lately. They would call her shit.

When your social interactions consist of nothing more than tipping the UberEats delivery pajeet, you have rejected any social interaction and live in My Big Fat Portugese/Negress Wedding in a bubble. That is literally all this cunt has in life. REAL LIFE.

Oh, it's easy to think you have millions of friends and subscribers on the Intarwebs. Therefore, I can click bait, snark, and be an obnoxious cunt all I want. But you, as well as all us Gorls, see what a pathetic fucking existence it really is. Real life friends only  serve this monstrosity of bloated blubber. They don't make a stink (well, they don't have to because there's plenty of stink being near her).

I, and I'm sure many of you, will be elated when this bubble of fat totally pops and the reality of "who do I turn to, what do I do now because I'm totally fucked" happens.

Happy 2023 everyone! You can get away with stoopid fucking shit for so long until one day, you fall straight back into the steaming pile and scream OH SHIT!! and not a single living soul is willing to pull you out.
 
When you think you're getting proposed to on Christmas

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When you're not getting propsed to on Christmas

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Love the comparison since we know shot #1 is performative and shot #2 is genuine disappointment. Only two set of emotives that I believe she's not faking is when she's pissed she's not getting her way and when she's having wonky eye-rolling foodgasms that she says she's trolling us with.
 
Even if Fatty was proposed to, the wedding would never happen given that going through with a wedding requires effort and the ability to follow through.

It's all about the glamour of being engaged, the planning and bragging.
She's going to be waiting a long time for someone stupid and desperate enough to try and marry her.
 
Do we think jade was trolling her by giving her the tiny earring box? I like to think so. I’m fairly hopeful.

Sometimes, in my wildest dreams I picture Jade Francis going into ‘under cover’ mode and secretly filming our gorl and waiting until our big al is asleep before pulling out the camera and gently lifting the duvet in order to snap pics of the leaky legs and the droopy fupa/apron.
Maybe she slopes off to her bedroom/ office and jots done our lolcows ‘activities’ for the day eg: ‘I heard the monster awake at 4pm, it was looking for it’s first meal of the day. It picked up the iPhone and told her viewers about its shower. Only I know that it hasn’t showered in at least 4 days…… this is what it ate for meal one.
I don’t know how much longer I can put up with its cackles, it’s incessant talking and the constant shakes throughout the apartment when it moves to use the bathroom. This is much harder than I thought.’

Signed,
my girlfriend, wipey, faline, Alex, Jade.

Rainbow me….
 
How can Amber answer all those questions on IG while at the same time doing love marathons for hours with Jade? You guessed it. Jade is in New York City while Amber is stewing in Lexington without a ride to bring her to stores and restaurants. Is she cooking for herself? Not a chance, but some Uber Eats drivers are working overtime.

She is also not moving out of Kentucky anymore. I guess living housebound in Lexington or anywhere else is the same.
 
How can Amber answer all those questions on IG while at the same time doing love marathons for hours with Jade? You guessed it. Jade is in New York City while Amber is stewing in Lexington without a ride to bring her to stores and restaurants. Is she cooking for herself? Not a chance, but some Uber Eats drivers are working overtime.

She is also not moving out of Kentucky anymore. I guess living housebound in Lexington or anywhere else is the same.
Imagine living in the same building and seeing a food delivery driver pull up three times a day and going to the same damn apartment. Hell, I’d make a game out of it. “Place your bets! Is it Chinese or Mexican food this time?”
 
Do we think jade was trolling her by giving her the tiny earring box? I like to think so. I’m fairly hopeful.

Sometimes, in my wildest dreams I picture Jade Francis going into ‘under cover’ mode and secretly filming our gorl and waiting until our big al is asleep before pulling out the camera and gently lifting the duvet in order to snap pics of the leaky legs and the droopy fupa/apron.
Maybe she slopes off to her bedroom/ office and jots done our lolcows ‘activities’ for the day eg: ‘I heard the monster awake at 4pm, it was looking for it’s first meal of the day. It picked up the iPhone and told her viewers about its shower. Only I know that it hasn’t showered in at least 4 days…… this is what it ate for meal one.
I don’t know how much longer I can put up with its cackles, it’s incessant talking and the constant shakes throughout the apartment when it moves to use the bathroom. This is much harder than I thought.’

Signed,
my girlfriend, wipey, faline, Alex, Jade.

Rainbow me….
Oh yes, NYC scammer Jade-Holmes will be monetizing all of these lies when all is said and done. Not a chance in this world that she's paying for anything and she will be dragging Amber when the adsense moneys aren't hitting like they used to. These big boss yacht bitches don't make any sense to me but I'm convinced that this Miami instathot lifestyle is what they're aiming for.
 
How can Amber answer all those questions on IG while at the same time doing love marathons for hours with Jade? You guessed it. Jade is in New York City while Amber is stewing in Lexington without a ride to bring her to stores and restaurants. Is she cooking for herself? Not a chance, but some Uber Eats drivers are working overtime.

She is also not moving out of Kentucky anymore. I guess living housebound in Lexington or anywhere else is the same.

This is why I said Hambutt would benefit mightily from a live person (or three) not beholden to her in any way.

Jade certainly isn't asking her the real questions:

1. WHAT are you going to do? You are damn near bedbound.
2. You made TOO MUCH before on Youtube to get welfare. You will have a HARD year or two ahead.
3. You need doctor or psych referral for services like DRS, Job search via employment specialist and job training
4. You also need to either pay STEEPLY out of pocket or be approved by the state. State will NOT approve you.
5. So WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

Me? I'm gonna eat snax and laff!
 
Re: VLOGmas. IMHO Amber bought all the presents -- including those supposedly from Wipey.

Same and my speculation included that she "didn't have the money" to do holidays or something with E&R hence the latest I don't want to talk about it.

*sidebar*
Somehow the r/600lblife popped up for me and a whole sperg went on about ALR. It was fantastic. 😂 😂 😂
 
Same and my speculation included that she "didn't have the money" to do holidays or something with E&R hence the latest I don't want to talk about it.

*sidebar*
Somehow the r/600lblife popped up for me and a whole sperg went on about ALR. It was fantastic. 😂 😂 😂
Maybe. Though in summer (I think - I don't think it was spring), someone made a comment on one of Becky's videos, and Becky responded that the boys were no longer friends with Amber, regardless of what Amber was saying on her videos. And once Amber got her backlog caught up around that time, there was no mention of the boys again. If them cutting her off occured becuase of financial reasons, it happened much earlier than this winter holiday season.


Any predictions for when Amber emerges from her multi-day binge hibernation and begins vlogging again? Or a prediction on how aggressively she posts in January?

On one hand, with January having the worst adsense of the year, Amber may not want to blow her (very limited) creative load in January, but rather save it for when she may get more money. On the other hand, after spending over 2 grand on vlogmas gifts and supposedly spending almost $700 (including shipping) for Piink Sparkles, AND with her views down 75% from what they were at her peak in 2019, she may not have the "luxery" of waiting.

[And fuck I'm dumb - I just realized that Amber also copied the extra letters in words from Piink Sparkles too. 'Curvy Caloriies', etc - Anyway]

My prediction is that she will return relatively early, but only produce 3 or 4 videos:

1) New Years Vlog posted on the 1st or 2nd:
It will include scenes of her in the disco ball dress while sitting in the car, hinting they are 'going out' - when it's just for food. Then a clip of the next day, talking about her New Years - while turning it into an 'eat with me' video.

2) New Year; New Me near the end of the 1st week of January:
A long, drawn out video of 'reasons' to lose weight, along with a small (non)update about WLS. And a bullshit 'plan' with charts that show the calculations of how many ounces she has to lose each day for the next 12 months. In these detailed plans, there will be no section on how to deal with situations that make her want to binge, nor any practical plan for NOT ramming 5000+ calories down her lie-hole each day.

3) Mukbang Video or Medical Crisis - or bolth.
Possibilities for medical crisis could include another bout of 'Norovirus', cellulitis, or respiratory infection ('dangleen lung')... BUT, she really seems to be playing up her gallbladder issues, so I think that will be her choice.

What do y'all think?
 
Oh, Amber will definitely vlog within the next few days. New Years Day is peak journaling/planner time. She lives for this day. She’s going to spend hours making fancy lists about how she’s going to turn her life around and brag about it to the camera.

She’ll never follow through, but by god, does she like to dream.
 
What do y'all think?
Said it earlier, we'll see nothing but the 3256 goals for this year confirming everything in the most obnoxious "BayyyyyBuuuuh!" shit with No-Face Faline.

Why do you even doubt that for a second, gorl?

This IS current day Heffalump we're talking here.
 
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