Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

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I just want to see her do a math placement test.

Failquit before getting to fractions or after?
You just made me think--I'd love to see her take the GRE or the old Illinois ISBE general test (whatever Kentucky's equivalent is) (one you used to have to take/pass on entering any teaching program). With her IQ and GPA, what's the problem? Hell, I'm sure some simp out there would toss her the testing fee and help her find a facility to take it.
 
She thinks she can have it both ways.

She wants to be seen as a delicate, ditsy bimbo because that's just super cute and dainty! But she also demands people recognise her superior intellect. Fat Cunt doesn't realise you cannot put on a bimbo act (which isn't needed when you're already stupid) and then switch it up whenever it suits you so you can flex your brilliant mind on the Haydurz.

Sad thing is, if she were intelligent - she'd be able to manipulate more people successfully. Poor HippoLynn.
 
Amber said on IG that we believe that Taylor Swift has an IQ of 144 because she is skinny, blonde and beautiful, but not her because she is morbidly obese. Well, I believe that Taylor Swift has an IQ of 144 because she created a music empire worth half a billion dollars by the age of 30 and Amber, at 32, is still playing with Play-Doh, Lite Brite, and reading teen novels.
Damn right. I may not like all her songs, but I respect Taylor. Why does Amber have such a hate boner for her anyway? Someone asked Amber a few months ago if she listens to her music and AL looked disgusted by the thought of it. Did the song Anti-Hero hit a little too close to home?
 
She thinks she can have it both ways.

She wants to be seen as a delicate, ditsy bimbo because that's just super cute and dainty! But she also demands people recognise her superior intellect. Fat Cunt doesn't realise you cannot put on a bimbo act (which isn't needed when you're already stupid) and then switch it up whenever it suits you so you can flex your brilliant mind on the Haydurz.

Sad thing is, if she were intelligent - she'd be able to manipulate more people successfully. Poor HippoLynn.
Bimbo act only works on some if you're, yanno...legitimately attractive.

Not the failed governmental fetus experiment of Bruce Vilanch and Rosie O'Donnell.
 
Justine has been talking more about her weight loss journey from being a mid/superfat, as well as showing her own before and after photos to prove she walked the walk - which discredits Amber's bullshit
I think you're right. She is trying to spin her story of how hard losing weight is, so having someone explaining why she's full of shit from experience has to bother her.

Did you know that the reason Amber mispronounces words is because of anxiety and being morbidly obese? Amazing new diagnosis.
Forever "muh fatphobia" and never "I stopped being interested in learning anything when I was 13".

Damn right. I may not like all her songs, but I respect Taylor. Why does Amber have such a hate boner for her anyway? Someone asked Amber a few months ago if she listens to her music and AL looked disgusted by the thought of it. Did the song Anti-Hero hit a little too close to home?
Taylor Swift is everything Big Al wants to be. She's thin, beautiful, rich, and famous. Of course she's gonna hate her.
 
And here's one of those idle thoughts of mine. Hamber can unhinge her jaw like a fucking anaconda when it suits her. Would she learn to pick up two fistfuls of shrimp and shove them in her piehole at once, swallowing them whole like a lot of those people do?

Take down half a giant burrito in one go, a bit of Diet Coke chaser to help slide it down that old pelican gullet? Burning questions!

All I ask for is that when JadeMG,WipeyFromNYC leaves she creates a channel and runs vidyas of Hamber gorging at midnight taken from three vantages of carefully placed, hidden, long-running, night-vision kitchen spy cameras.*

*...with NO slimming filters.
 
All I ask for is that when JadeMGWipeyFromNYC leaves she creates a channel

I wanna know what the binge monster really looks like. When Becky had to tell Amber "what you said to me was really mean", and Amber was pretty much like "well you weren't getting me what I wanted." I noticed that Amber is starting to be food aggressive with her, as opposed to "I just love sharing food with people, I dunno know what it is" in the beginning.
 
Justine has been talking more about her weight loss journey from being a mid/superfat, as well as showing her own before and after photos to prove she walked the walk - which discredits Amber's bullshit. I think Amber's also getting butthurt over the titles Justine uses for her Amber reaction videos:

Oh, Hamber is upset that her body is being (correctly, fair use and all) to illustrate the topic contained in KG's vlog? OMG, call FBI Frank, stat! I haven't watched KG in awhile, so this prompted me to go and start catching up.


Oh yeah, and she's already tried to start drama with Alex is Shook, Lyfe of a Free Spirit, Zachary Michael, and Oh Lordy it's Jordy - and none of them have taken the bait. Amber probably figures she can start some bullshit internet slap fight with Justine, and then when Amber eventually uploads a video, more people will run over to Amber's channel to watch.
(:optimistic: on Amber's part)

[Edited to add: here's a screenshot with a before and after photo so you don't have to search for it]
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This is the problem when you're a basic bitch like Hamtard: you only have a couple of moves:
1. try to strike their vids, in the vain hope that they will not contest it (and if they don't, declare victory!)

2. Try to stir up drama on YT/IG, hoping like hell you'll see a little kick to your traffic - and thus, bank - level.

Okay I will be kind about all of this because it's the same feelingmI get about all the "former gifted kid" memes which is where this BS probably started.

No need to be kind to Hamber. She thinks it's her entitlement thanks to her hard, poverty-stricken childhood.

If she were as gifted as she thinks she is, she would feel some kind of way about having zero accomplishments to show in life. Yes there truly is that line of genius & insanity but there is still something to show for it. Some sort of creation. The brain CANNOT STOP at its potential and when not living up to it there wouldn't be all these baayybeee videos. There just wouldn't. She flat out shows her intelligence online.

I would venture to say that we on this here web site are all more intelligent than she, and there are likely (statistically speaking) at least a couple of genius-gauged-by-IQ people present.



Smart people are driven to hang out with smart people.
Highly intelligent people have aphasia, language barriers, and stutter badly sure but again. That driving force to create and do is there.
If you've been around a genius type person you know exactly what I'm talking about.

The stuttering = the brain content trying to dump out faster than the voice can speak it. It's like trying to get a 5 mL sample from a firehose at full bore.

Shit, I forget too.
He made a few quite good analytical videos on Amber and somehow he and Justine buddied up. Justine was very giddy about this situation.
Until Sandies did or said something "problematic" (I think he struck a video on a channel unrelated to her which he found to be not fairuse?)
Justine like the cowardly cunt she is immediately, without talking to him about his actions privately beforehand like a reasonable person would do, ran to twitter to her much larger following and disowned him in an ugly way.
Thoroughly backtracking, saying that they were never friends, only friendly despite talking very often and him helping her out with streaming (at which she is still complete garbage at despite being on yt for what? Like more than a decade?).

That's the best of my recollection.

I think it was the illustration of The Cycle he did. Some rando very few had ever heard of used it in her hour-something long video about Hamber, without crediting it. He took offense, and reported it - reasonable, I think, if he contacted them and asked for either credit to be added or the image to be removed. It devolved into the usual Y drama from there.

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Do it, Albertlynn Einstein

I'd gladly donate to a fund to pay for the testing.

You just made me think--I'd love to see her take the GRE or the old Illinois ISBE general test (whatever Kentucky's equivalent is) (one you used to have to take/pass on entering any teaching program). With her IQ and GPA, what's the problem? Hell, I'm sure some simp out there would toss her the testing fee and help her find a facility to take it.

She "loves puzzles". Like word search. Anyone remember the old Dell (not the PC) magazines of puzzles? Acrostics, crosswords, and.....logic problems. They weren't terribly difficult, but I'd like to toss a few of those at Hamber and see how well she does with those elementary things.

I think you're right. She is trying to spin her story of how hard losing weight is, so having someone explaining why she's full of shit from experience has to bother her.

Forever "muh fatphobia" and never "I stopped being interested in learning anything when I was 13".

Don't forget her bipolar she doesn't have.

Taylor Swift is everything Big Al wants to be. She's thin, beautiful, rich, and famous. Of course she's gonna hate her.

Add one: TS can actually sing.

Is she going to start wearing her nerd glasses again like she does when she wants to look smart?

The blue-light blockers she tried on and said she "didn't like because the lenses seem yellow"? Nothing screams genius like that!
 
Shit, I forget too.
He made a few quite good analytical videos on Amber and somehow he and Justine buddied up. Justine was very giddy about this situation.
Until Sandies did or said something "problematic" (I think he struck a video on a channel unrelated to her which he found to be not fairuse?)
Justine like the cowardly cunt she is immediately, without talking to him about his actions privately beforehand like a reasonable person would do, ran to twitter to her much larger following and disowned him in an ugly way.
Thoroughly backtracking, saying that they were never friends, only friendly despite talking very often and him helping her out with streaming (at which she is still complete garbage at despite being on yt for what? Like more than a decade?).

That's the best of my recollection.
My memory is as fallible as any, but as I remember it, @pecansandies did himself in, regardless of what Kicking Geese did or didn't do. He got a whiff of Youtube popularity and started doing frequent livestreams, where he was getting very high on his own supply. Then he struck another channel for using his Cycle ©™ graphic without permission. He was roundly chastized for being a self-important douche, and then he just sort of slunk back into the aether. I think his entire rise and fall took less than a month, maybe six weeks at the outside?
 
My memory is as fallible as any, but as I remember it, @pecansandies did himself in, regardless of what Kicking Geese did or didn't do. He got a whiff of Youtube popularity and started doing frequent livestreams, where he was getting very high on his own supply. Then he struck another channel for using his Cycle ©™ graphic without permission. He was roundly chastized for being a self-important douche, and then he just sort of slunk back into the aether. I think his entire rise and fall took less than a month, maybe six weeks at the outside?
That did indeed happen aswell, you are correct.
 
Rate me late if this has been posted already but I haven’t seen it in the last 5 pages.

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Stop gaslightttiiingg us. Did you forget you lied about moving already? With so many journals, you can at least jot these down to keep track of them.

ETA so as not to double post: it’s also interesting that she says she gets like 300 questions at any given time and picks at random to reply but somehow always finds the “I was the one who asked about xyz” person who follows up on a prior question to defend her honor. She’s somehow always able to spot those with her eagle eye. A true talent.
 
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Truth is she is at Jade's mercy now and can only move to her approved states. OK is too red for Jade and she cannot lawsuit grift there. They'll call her a grifting cunt and fire her. It's a lovely state but it's very red and they don't take kindly to people who fuck about there.

Also Amber cannot really afford a move either, moving to her preferred place in OK would cost probably 5 - 10k and she just does not have that kinda money anymore. Also to live bougie in OK is pricey and whilst being a cheap state, it is still significantly more expensive than KY. Honestly, she should join the cows in Indiana as it is a lovely state and not far. TN is WAY WAY OUT of her price range as Nashville is disgustingly expensive and the neighboring cities are starting to get pricier too (a shame we had to cancel moving there, it's a stunning state.). She too is still outpriced in the Dallas area or Houston even Florida is too expensive for her now. In Florida, you need consistent earnings to be comfortable and storm seasons can be expensive for beginners if it is a bad one.

Sadly she is trapped by Jade who wants to be near NY and where she is now is just far enough. She is kinda effed because of her spending if she was normal then it's fine. You know a couple can budget by going to Costco etc and just ease into the new location but Amber spends like $3k on door dash which all of us here have said would fuck her up eventually.
 
135 IQ but asked her audience “How do people survive in saunas but not in hot cars“ (lul wut gorl? Thats the kind of rumination you come up with after you have smoked a kilo of pot and then forgot because you realize you have eaten all the cheesy poofs) and then has the absolute gall to write that charade of a story “Scottie” that is “My Immortal” levels of bad but lacks the charm.
 
More bullshit on Instagram...

''Cleaning can be very relaxing''. Bitch. We've all seen your attempts and you look like a toddler who has finally been allowed to help Mommy tidy up the kitchen for the first time.

''Being super morbidly obese is a symptom of something''. Holy shit, yeah it is, it's a symptom of being a greedy fat cunt. She talks as though her weight has been forced upon her. You chose and CONTINUE to choose this gluttonous lifestyle.

Maybe Hamber should stop answering questions about Taylor Swift, it's just making her look more bitter and jealous than ever. I also find her insistence that she'd be ill even at 120lbs very amusing.

Yes, thin people can be sick/disabled too but currently 99% of her physical health problems are due to her size. She simply can't bear to accept that.
I wonder how boring and smug her comeback vlog will be.
 
Also Amber cannot really afford a move either, moving to her preferred place in OK would cost probably 5 - 10k and she just does not have that kinda money anymore. Also to live bougie in OK is pricey and whilst being a cheap state, it is still significantly more expensive than KY. Honestly, she should join the cows in Indiana as it is a lovely state and not far. TN is WAY WAY OUT of her price range as Nashville is disgustingly expensive and the neighboring cities are starting to get pricier too (a shame we had to cancel moving there, it's a stunning state.). She too is still outpriced in the Dallas area or Houston even Florida is too expensive for her now. In Florida, you need consistent earnings to be comfortable and storm seasons can be expensive for beginners if it is a bad one.

The South is just too hot for Hamlard anyway. Just like her fraternal four-legged family, pigs do have sweat glands, but the number of glands relative to their enormous weight is small, so they need assistance to stay cool. For the latter, it's shady pastures and wallows. In the former, Hamlard likely has issues breathing thanks to the oppressive heat and sky-high humidity as well as issues sweating because of that ratio of glands::size.


Sadly she is trapped by Jade who wants to be near NY and where she is now is just far enough. She is kinda effed because of her spending if she was normal then it's fine. You know a couple can budget by going to Costco etc and just ease into the new location but Amber spends like $3k on door dash which all of us here have said would fuck her up eventually.

Oh, but she doesn't spend 3k/month on food delivery bullshit, you guise, and that is totally NOT the reason she can't afford WLS right now.
 
Bitch you fucking doctor your weigh-ins and people are fucking beyond tired of your Instagram stuff. It's like DSP ask the king but instead a fat bitch. This video is the most pointless in a while.

I am watching the video ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, she did not label the video as a Q and A because she knows she'd get fewer views. Fuck you, Amber

starting weight is 520.0 BULLSHIT!!!
 
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