Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Fattys shirt is on backwards again.
Her Grandmother was 600 pounds lmaoooooo GOALZ

 

[the weeknd warrior]

This is why you don't give narcs hallucinogens, even the mildest absolutely crushes their failed egos. Stick to alcohol and food dipshit, no one wants to watch you pretend to care about yourself or anyone else. That feeling, that's 1% of 1% of what actual empathy feels like and she can't even contain herself enough to not try to abuse it for views. What a coward way to live, so pathological that actually feeling sorry for herself is a breakthrough.

 

[dfranki723]

I'm gonna patiently wait for a recap. That fucking thumbnail and title alone are making me ill. The absolute sheer self pity and victimhood on this monstrous retards face is vile.
Cry more, you slob.

Also, you don't need to ''open up'' about your family when you've droned on about how horrible they were every chance you got. We get it. Poor you.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Well, fuck. Now I HAVE to watch this, because I always wonder (when she puts in a teary thumbnail that YT absolutely picked) which part of her miserable, lying, pathetic little life she's whoring out this time for YTbux.

I'm also working with someone on their server that may or may not be getting DOSed, so I'm cranky already.

This is gonna be a fun one.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

The Peter Griffin chin balls are particularly prominent in this video. First thing I noticed and only thing I could see after that.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Ambers sad sad tears.

 

[Smiling with air]

The amount of ass-kissing in the comments on her video is disgusting people of falling for this again. She has done this hundreds of times where she’s come on here cried, and said I’m just being vulnerable Wah Wah Wah.

People are heaping, praise on her. Praise that she does not deserve. She has not done one thing to improve her life. The fact that she still hasn’t used any of the techniques that she has learnt from her “supposed” therapist.

I will give it to the end of the month and then should be back doing mookbangs.

 

[Goatchoker]

LMFAO this bitch saying she was addicted to delta 8. Jfc. She looks awful. Her eyebrows are hilarious, she has gross raccoon eyes. And she’s stolen her new personality from Trasha Paytas.
God speed you fat pile of shit.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

LMFAO this bitch saying she was addicted to delta 8. Jfc. She looks awful. Her eyebrows are hilarious, she has gross raccoon eyes. And she’s stolen her new personality from Trasha Paytas.
God speed you fat pile of shit.

Was? She's on it in that video, probably thinking about how she won't be able to afford a new pair of Jordans to keep Jade around anymore in a few months. However will she edit at the doctor's office now or meet her fans at wommart at 2 AM to discuss the meaning of life.

 

[Chilli Soup]

HAH I called it! She's entering her 'I must outstage Chantal in lunatic theatrics!' era. I haven't watched the video but from what I can gather, a delta 8 relapse era may be on the horizon.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Of course just like frigging clockwork, views are way down so enter the last trump card (crying/teary eyed thumbnail). I am telling you this bitch is going to make herself bedbound again for YTBux and all to undermine Chantal and be "Queen" of Death fats.

The other day a trainer I know said something fitting. "can we go into 2023 where everyone has to stop being a victim? You have to undermine yourself and it is sad and instead, you should fight with who is oppressing you at an equal level." It was kinda based because this was a gay New Yorker.

I don't know what goes through her head to be today I want a lot of pity and yes totally not done because Chantal atm.

 

[FatalTater]

Clickbait boohoo thumbnail.
Stage 4 then?

 

[El Conserje]

When Amber dies, will there even be a funeral?
I mean, who would bother attending? Her mom? Jade Francis? All her exes that she screwed over in some way?

I think you already know the answer, but there's a few alternatives based on different conditions:

Situation A. If Amber dies while Jade is still trapped on her gravitational pull, she most surely will set up a Gofund me to pay the industrial oven in charge of incinerating the fat mountain. However, we know Jade is greedy as fuck, so she will probably steal all the money given by the ambabies and then she will sell the body to a Zoo as cheap meat or some shady NGO to feed a small african hamlet.

Situation B. If Jade finds another beast for herself or goes back to Harlem, Amber will be left alone. I don't have any solid evidence, but I would say her source of Kentucky lesbians has dried up, also everybody who knows her already hate her too, so she will be alone for a while. If she died in such conditions, probably nobody would ever notice it. A few weeks will pass until, ambabies will get worried and then some fupasucker like Mr. Snowflake will try to reach the police to investigate the situation. Eventually, authorities will find her and they will be forced to close down the whole Lexington complex and demolish it due to nuclear radiation concerns.

I attempted to make my post funny, but her fate it's really sad no matter how you look at it.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

The Peter Griffin chin balls are particularly prominent in this video. First thing I noticed and only thing I could see after that.

Fuck you, I can’t unsee it now.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

I think you already know the answer, but there's a few alternatives based on different conditions:

Situation A. If Amber dies while Jade is still trapped on her gravitational pull, she most surely will set up a Gofund me to pay the industrial oven in charge of incinerating the fat mountain. However, we know Jade is greedy as fuck, so she will probably steal all the money given by the ambabies and then she will sell the body to a Zoo as cheap meat or some shady NGO to feed a small african hamlet.

Situation B. If Jade finds another beast for herself or goes back to Harlem, Amber will be left alone. I don't have any solid evidence, but I would say her source of Kentucky lesbians has dried up, also everybody who knows her already hate her too, so she will be alone for a while. If she died in such conditions, probably nobody would ever notice it. A few weeks will pass until, ambabies will get worried and then some fupasucker like Mr. Snowflake will try to reach the police to investigate the situation. Eventually, authorities will find her and they will be forced to close down the whole Lexington complex and demolish it due to nuclear radiation concerns.

I attempted to make my post funny, but her fate it's really sad no matter how you look at it.

Would be sad were I the naive twat I was 10 years ago and assumed everyone else cared as much as I did. Now? Not so much. I love watching these foul lizards in a human bodybag get what's coming to them. Good faith, good will and trust are earned, not something you're owed through shame and guilt. Snowflake's clever but he doesn't get a pass for trying to protect his brand now, as much as I want to support him he's as reckless as Amber is in his attempt to protect his content from Jade's very smart idea of rebranding ALR with striking everything that can waddle farther than Amber can breathe.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Fuck you, I can’t unsee it now.

Well, if I have to see it... just wanted to share!


It's always been there. Seriously though, hadn't noticed it much lately but in this video, it struck me immediately. Different filter? Different camera angle/lighting? Gravity having its way with her face fat? Who knows...

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Well, if I have to see it... just wanted to share!


It's always been there. Seriously though, hadn't noticed it much lately but in this video, it struck me immediately. Different filter? Different camera angle/lighting? Gravity having its way with her face fat? Who knows...

"We" did kind of mock her for the filters in her last video. Maybe she thought having five chins was better than having an egg-shaped filtered face with shadow pixels flying around for this episode of how much we need to feel sorry for her because she didn't choose to be an addict? If I didn't hate fat people before, I'm staying away from them now. In my youth, I used to bang these cows and now that I've sobered up, I'm not giving them any validation. They're literally the manifestation of every single sin.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

Ass-pats for an addiction to Delta-8 has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever fucking heard.
Amber is simply too dainty to use actual weed (or too stupid to locate any in her illegal state).
Even deadbeat Polissa can get her hands on genuine THC.

Anyways, I see the potential for blaming Ms. Jade Francis for her “addiction” in the future.

ETA: HAHAHA 600 POUND LESBIAN GRANDMA

 

[Trees]

Oh hell yeah, make a crying youtube video about being addicted to the lamest "drug" in the world, that'll go a long way toward convincing a celebrity surgeon to preform WLS on you

Finally. Some decent fucking milk.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Ass-pats for an addiction to Delta-8 has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever fucking heard.
Amber is simply too dainty to use actual weed (or too stupid to locate any in her illegal state).
Even deadbeat Polissa can get her hands on genuine THC.

Anyways, I see the potential for blaming Ms. Jade Francis for her “addiction” in the future.

Addicted or not, she's been making videos on it for quite some time now. Amber does not understand hallucinogens. I'm a tad upset that I always have to point out that she's drugged up and pretending to care. I brought it up earlier, these are the people who can't handle PCP and murder their friends who were just trying to hang out. It's some druggie shit to you but if you understood ego death at any level, you wouldn't be killing your friend. Amber would kill all of her friends if she had to deal with reality.