Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So there's a bunch of comments on her recent community tab with people saying like, "the French support you, you're so strong, etc". I sussed out that a French youtube creator with 416k subs has recently made a couple videos about amber. They're clearly sympathetic, but I don't know French. Putting it out there for a French speaker to explore further.

The channel: Aline Dessine Screenshot_20230129-121658-493.png

 
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So there's a bunch of comments on her recent community tab with people saying like, "the French support you, you're so strong, etc". I sussed out that a French youtube creator with 416k subs has recently made a couple videos about amber. They're clearly sympathetic, but I don't know French. Putting it out there for a French speaker to explore further.

The channel: Aline Dessine View attachment 4363265

They really picked photoshopped pics of her infantilizing herself, not having a sympathy done for a heart attack and fake tears? This is some awkward shite. This frenchie must've been paid though so, good on Amber for playing internet hustler though. If I ever chose to massacre her lies as a peer, it would be over this.
 
Nothing will work unless you do. -- Maya Angelou
I have some bad news about Hamber for you, Maya. -- Me

As we continue our performative WLS jernee, it's time for Hamber to tell us just what she's doeen at this moment to further the goal wish dream fantasizing she has of ack-shuallee "working" at it. Did she go to the WLS seminar? An answer to that is going to surprise some people.

Opens with "You guiiise." That sucks, Hamber. Pick something consistent with your fucking intros.

Ah, nothing says "doing all I can to qualify for WLS" like hoe-made pizza. That MG,W made, since we all know Hamberlard hates to cook. At least MG,W really did make a simple dough for the pie - enough for not one but two pizzas (of course), in the event they are still hungry/get hungry again later. I'm sure the WLS place would approve of a mound of carbs topped with a jar of marinara sauce (WTF? Do they not have jarred pizza sauce at Kroger?), a couple of bags of shredded cheese, and a whole package of sausage, washed down with more diet soda. You're definitely on the track you wat to be on, FaiLynn.

Hamber claims that she knows she's said at various times she doesn't like pizza, but "tastebuds change". No, Hamber, this is not what's happening here. You were trying to be all corky and kyute when you've said this over the years. just admit you like pizza.

Remember when Hamber hilariously said the NEW gorlfriend was "local"? You really, really sure about that, Hamber? Even people with tin ears will pick up the NY/NJ accent when MG,W is detailing how she made the dough.

They got a pizza stone, and apparently neither of them bothered to google "how to use a pizza stone", as it's sitting on the counter, with the raw pizza on it. That is not how these work, brainiacs.

Hamber does not take any video or pictures of the pizza after it's cooked. Of course. Even though she starts rhapsodizing about it, claiming it's the best pizza ever and that she thinks it needs a "whole other genre" above pizza, "like, it is gourmet pizza." MG,W mumbles in the background for Hamber to not gaslight her, and Hamber insists "I'm saying the truth." No matter how hard you try, BlackieLynn, you are not, and never will be, a sassy black woman. You sound like a podunk white trash hick who has met and been around black people for the first time in your life.

Moving on to buying more shit she doesn't need: a physical book that "someone recommended for me to get." Thanks for that mangling of English, OCDGrammarLynn. "The Bullet Journal Method" by somebody, the "crater" of the bullet journal. It wouldn't be a complete day without some kind of amberism. She's very excited about this book, and since she's been in a reading mood lately, she's looking forward to not reading or using this as she does with other workbook type thing (100 days, anyone?). We will never hear her mention this again.

Moving on. More crap from Amazon: two games (Rummikub, which I like) and Phase10 (never heard of it), because "me and MG,W have been playing games lately." It's just so astonishing that someone who claims to be a writer/poet and lurves to read has such indescribably poor grammar, phrasing, and pronunciation of their native language. Hamber should at least be picking up a little by osmosis, even if she does only listen to audiobooks, as we know she does.

Moving on. A "superheavy" box. Do you know any fucking superlatives other than "super" or "shtoo"? FFS. From Amazon. Bitching about her dangleen ankle was painful trying to put it straight or move it a certain way and when her dangleen ankle allowed her to walk, the pain was riiiihhhhhlly bad. She noticed her waddle was so bad, you guise. Found when she tried to stand on her sale, she couldn't really do it because her scale is not very wide, but her laygs and calves are, and it was painful trying to position her dangleen ankle so her foot wasn't hanging off the scale.

Pop quiz time! To resolve this issue, did Hamber...
A: Go to whatever PT was recommended to her, to restrengthen her dangleen ankle
B: Work on actual weight loss, to try to reduce the width of her laygs and calves
C: Bolth
D: Neither

Trick question! None of the above! Instead, she ordered yet another scale so she could stand her fat fucking self on the scale. An "EatSmart 550, extra-wide scale), which replaces her old scale that was "weighing her 20 pounds less" than she was, and "that scale is broken; scales sometimes break, which is unfortunate". Your fat ass broke a scale and the best you can come up with is "unfortunate"? How about mortifying instead? This one was "not that expensive", and that surprised her. I looked it up. The thing is forty bucks on Amazon. I guess that's better than 300 down the toilet. One thing I remember, LiarLynn, is how much of a cunt you were when people said they didn't believe your weighins because of how fat you looked versus what you were reporting. Hamber will compare this scale's accuracy against the old one to see how it goes. My question at this juncture: how will you fucking know if it's accurate or not, dumbass? You have no leveling metric against to test it, like a weighin on a certified, examined scale. I.e., at a doctor's office.

Moving on. Hamber says she also got a few more things. She's trying to tell us that she rarely buys anything right when she wants it. That she used to be like that with money, but now is no longer like that. Claims this is the fit bit of "stuff I've bought myself." Hilariously says "we nee to talk about my shopping addiction. That I don't have any more." If anyone needed to understand why all her addictions and afflictions are self-diagnosed bullshit, here you go. MG,W is the magical negress, straight out of central casting, who magically cures Hamber of things like shopping addiction, with no therapy, no avoidance behaviors of anything else. Sure, Hamber. You're a narc, you love immediate gratification. Claims that "back in the day" - but not with MG,W, no - she used to go to the bank, take out ten grand, and then go shopping with the caretaker du jour. That would be another mortifying thing, except that she's a fucking lying POS and seems to forget that the reason she told us she didn't buy a designer purse one day is because her "bank only ha a certain limit to how much they allow you to take out in a day." Imagine the amount of shit 10K would buy from her favorite haunts like the dollar store, target, and wommart. Claims she has "matured." Bitch, where?

Blah blah blah, blames it on her childhood poverty. No, you're just a weak-charactered fucking loser. Trying to describe to us that YTers have to "spend money to make money", and then make that back via videos, and of course this goes as well as any time her enfeebled brain tries to describe or explain anything at all, and implies that no one else could ever grasp that. Except, of course, anyone who actually owns a business or works virtually anywhere. STFU, retard.

She bought cheap, tacky earrings in multiple colors, individually and in sets with cheap, tacky bracelets, and cheap, tacky necklaces that look like a kindergarten "art" project made of Fruit Loops. So mature! Tell us, Hamber, where are the earrings MG,W generously gifted you during vlogmas? While we're on that subject, where is that Gucci necklace? Or that hideous ghetto "B for Bambi" necklace?

Hamber claims to be amused that people think she can't wear bracelets or her fitbit(s), but she totally can, guise. She CHOOSES not to, because they don't look good on her wrists. You know why they look terrible? Because you are a FUCKING FATASS. Tells us that bracelets DO fit, you fucking shitlords, but doesn't prove it to us by slipping one of these on.

Blah blah blah, Couture with Hamber. Fourth grade fashion.

Is off to make herself a poke bowl, because "I am obsessed with poke bowl, me and MG,W both are." What's not to like about a giant bowl of rice with a few pieces of veg and shoe leather fish?

Hamber tries to convince everyone that her mom and druggie brother have told her that their stories are also hers, and I'm going to call that just another lie.

Today is the day of seeing the WLS people! But she doesn't know what the day will "entill" except clearly she has an idea, because she knows they are not doing the psych eval today; that will be one via telehealth. Says it will take about six hours. She has made it sound as if this is a one on one visit with her. However, someone else who was also there, says no, this was a seminar where they go over all the things this process involves. LiarLynn strikes again. Source also says MG,W was there with her, and that is indeed the same person standing with Twinkie outside, having a smoke.

And that brings up more questions for me to Hamber, who lied about the WLS place being in another state and that it was a female doc. It's in Georgetown, just north of Lexington, and it would be with Dr Eric Smith, who some of you might recognize as being involved in the Slatons' care. Lies all around with lying POS Hamber. As usual.

And, just to confirm to everyone that Hamber reads here and discusses shit we say: she starts rationalizing her lazyass edits by claiming it just takes too long on her laptop, both the editing - which could be solved by just learning how to use the fucking software - and the uploading, which is just bullshit.

Can't wait for Hamber to start breathlessly continue in her performative WLS jernee and tells us it was shtooo super, thanks to her wide and varied vocabulary.

And that's a wrap.

One thing I thought about last night was Hamber now questioning if she has BED versus food addiction. The ONLY reason she would give up the BED "official diagnosis" would be that having BED would pretty much disqualify her from being approved for WLS, as there would be no point to it. Now that she's plastered that "officially (3X!) diagnosed with BED" bullshit all over her channel for years, it's going to be hard for her to get surgery without extensive, ongoing therapy and a release from a shrink stating that she's mentally ready. We all know how Hamber is about mental health treatment. My prediction remains the same: she will never get WLS. Duh.


Stats when I started (yesterday):
Likes/dislikes: 527/1K (right back to usual)
Views: 18K

Stats as I finish:
Likes/dislikes: 4.3K/2.2K*
Views: 47K (Still under 50K, LOL, even with the artificially inflated numbers.)

Some Froggie asshats came through to boost the ratio for MartyrLynn, thanks to a video by some retard with about 400K followers. They will regret supporting this POS behemoth and that retard for sending them. I'm going to laugh my ass off as they figure it out. I'm still laughing my ass off that fewer than 1% of that retard's viewers rolled over to Hamber's Palace of Lies and Sundries to like this performative shit from our gorl.

TL;DW/R: Hamber prattles on about her "shopping addiction" that was magically cured just by her getting older and "maturing" and by MG,W making her see things in a different way. That is the bulk of this video: shit she bought on Amazon, including yet another scale so she can fit her fat fucking laygs on the thing without her dangleen ankle hurting so much. Nothing about PT for said dangleen ankle, naturally. Apparently is back to the "I love pizza" phase of her cycle of lying, extols MG,W's pizza-making skillz as "gourmet". Is totes pumped about her WLS appointment, which seems a little flat once you learn it was just a seminar in a group, not a just her appointment. WLS place is not out of state and the doctor is a man, not a woman. Proves once again that she is a lying POS and will try to rationalize this lie away just as she always does. In a sea of uncertainties, Hamber is the one true lying lighthouse on which we can all rely. The End.
 
Quoting @Situation Type Deal Gorl,
seems a little flat once you learn it was just a seminar in a group, not a just her appointment. WLS place is not out of state and the doctor is a man, not a woman. Proves once again that she is a lying POS and will try to rationalize this lie away just as she always does.

Guess she won't be referring to Dr Eric as "the girl" then. She was so stupid thinking anyone was going to buy her out of state celebrity doctor, when she had one 20 minutes away. This is where I would normally say "told you so", but I was hoping to be regaled of tales of very long drives, swelleen up by another 50lbs, and a huge appointment with her celebrity surgeon where they complimented her on how well researched she is, and how "healthy but fat." Instead she was in a conference room with a lot of other nobody special fatties listening to lectures, and later having to grin and bear it through inane Q and As from the same fatties just trying to outdo each other asking more inane questions... Love that for her. She would have been weighed at that visit though, because that's the starting weight (like it or not) that bariatric surgeons use for qualification for WLS purposes. A disappointing day for her no doubt. She'll have to put some effort into how to spin it for a video so it's interesting. Who am I kidding? It will just be another boring no effort video.
 
Lulz. I popped over to look at the stats once more on this heaping pile of shit, and see more eurotrash showing up to practically nail her to the wall right there next to saint Joan of Arc. They're trying to flood the comments of haydur nation out. And yet...likes only at 5K now, and views at only 57K after two full days. Hamber is going to be disHARTand when it still isn't enough to stop her tugboat from sinking. Keep in mind those same frogs needed assistance in WWI and WWII, Fatty. They will not be able to keep your stats artificially inflated for long.
 
She bought an ‘extra-wide scale’? How far apart are her feet when she stands normally?
I‘m wondering if she couldn’t have just bought an additional normal width scale, put a foot on each and then totalled up the weight. Would that even work?

edit to add about the French support. I can see some of them having positive feeling towards obese American women. They have stuff in common. Mainly a profound love for cheese and a lack of moral conviction. We (Brits) don’t call them “ The Cheese- eating Surrender Monkeys” for nothing.
 
So there's a bunch of comments on her recent community tab with people saying like, "the French support you, you're so strong, etc". I sussed out that a French youtube creator with 416k subs has recently made a couple videos about amber. They're clearly sympathetic, but I don't know French. Putting it out there for a French speaker to explore further.
I'll translate the first and will post again if I end up doing the second, but if another franco wants to take the second one, please go ahead. It's probably pretty insipid and lukewarm as well, though. I'll really just be translating what she says rather than doing much commentary due to that. LONG.

She's known about Amberlynn for a few months but only now decided to make a video about her due to the delicate subject matter (obesity) but she fell into the rabbit hole and had to throw her pen in. Disclaimer about not tipping the cows except in normie talk, she says she'll be basing her commentary on the DSM-5 and on a course she took at Lyon University.
Basic psychology sperging and stats about obesity, depression, and binge eating disorder.
''I mention this because it's super important to understand that we cannot hate Amberlynn only because of her weight. That would be absurd. Nobody chooses to be obese, it's related to a multitude of factors that aren't chosen. So no, that's not why people hate her, that would be absurd and cruel, surely there's another reason people hate her.''
Recap of early Amberlynn years- launched in 2013 at 22 years old, wanted to catalogue her weight loss, etc. She mentions Amber had a small following, mostly other fats who shared her journey, and she was an ''open book'' towards her viewers LOL. Her childhood sucked. Y'all know the lore.
She mentions the Amberlynn failure cycle briefly, and doesn't see the irony of saying she doesn't see the point of a website documenting ''some random's'' weight through the years whilst making her own video about the beast herself. ''And yet, she so deeply wants to reach her goal''.
Every time Amber fails, she anticipates the hate and tries to brace herself for the mean comments, but they happen anyway as does the poor likes/dislikes ratio after a failure. As her audience expands, the ambiance of her comment section changes for the worse, getting more virulent, especially after the ''I've been lying to you all'' video, where her audience felt betrayed by her.
More on the Amberlynn cycle, says it's clearly from people who don't like her, but it isn't totally false. Two main criticisms at this point of her YT career:
1. She makes excuses for her failures- the YTer says she observed some excuses, but also a fair amount of accountability and those videos don't garner a much better ratio, so she dismisses this criticism.
2. Lying, gaslighting, and manipulating fans- YTer says it's a reach, that she's just embarrassed, but that we'll come back on the subject. Dismisses the idea that Amberlynn lies about her diets (''why would she?'')
Addresses the idea that Amberlynn doesn't want to lose weight because she doesn't want to lose her audience, and mentions that her success videos garner high views so this seems unlikely. Doesn't see why she'd lie about her goals. Sums up this idea as ''People want her to lose weight and losing weight is easy, so if she gained weight, it must be calculated and desired by her.'' Laughs at the notion that losing weight as a pachyderm isn't such an impossibly difficult task, spergs about ALL studies about diets showing diets don't work. no1curr. Draws parallels with anorexia, saying that they need lifelong help and a structure to get better, so why not fats?
Submits that those 2 criticisms aren't based in truth but in clichés and lack of knowledge regarding obesity.
Looks up ''Amberlynn reid scam'', talks about the Becky's mother situation-type deal. Says that Amberlynn planned all along to give all the revenue from this video to Becky's mother, mentions Becky's mum's best friend's post. She makes a big deal about how the post mentions Amber doesn't help at all then talks about a $100 donation for the hotel (''That's not what I call not helping at all!'') and says that Becky's mother isn't even Amberlynn's mother, so $100 is already above and beyond as she doesn't owe her anything. Agrees with Becky's sister's comment saying that Amber is helping plenty and that she needs to monetize videos in order to help financially to start with. She says the discrepancy between the 7h car ride vs 2h car ride is irrelevant, and that no one ever said that Amberlynn set up the GFM since Becky said it was Misty's GFM.
She thinks it's weird that Becky's mom's best friend posts on anti-Amberlynn content and groups, and finds the way the two women met suspect as well- cow-tipping because she bought one of the table decorations made by Norma that Amberlynn had in one of her videos, meaning the friendship was less than a year old at the time of the post and unlikely to be a BFF relationship.
25:57, Touches on Jerry's ex's post on the Kiwi Farms calling the GFM a scam due to Norma's Tricare coverage, says that subcutaneous mastectomies to treat cancer aren't covered anyway which took her ''2 minutes to look up'', and rationalizes the post as bad blood carried by Jerry's ex-wife towards his current wife. Calls the poster fatphobic LOL, says she only posted on threads related to our gorl. I see a few of yall uncensored for once including @Xenomorph, welcome to French gorlworld, I guess. Doesn't understand why YTers take poster's words as gospel truth because they're clearly motivated by dislike of Amber, jealousy as an ex-wife, and hate of fats in general.
Next accusation- Amberlynn is a liar. Jokingly says ''Because Amber lied about her food intake, she simply must be lying about everything else, including futile details.'' PLs about her own food intolerances acquired later in life, says it's possible Amber was able to eat eggs her entire life and then suddenly stopped being able to have them, and that lactose intolerant people eat dairy all the time.
Talks about the ''Confessing everything I've lied about'' video after mentioning some other controversies about Amber's lies such as the scootypuffs, her weight, etc. Gives her thoughts on those lies.
Lying about why she moved- she wanted to protect her girlfriend's private life.
Lying about why her and her aunt are at odds- it wasn't a lie but an error in the way she evaluated the reasons of her aunt's dislike.
Lying about her weight- she just plays the clip of Amberlynn saying she wants to avoid backlash and tells people what she thinks they want to hear.
Lying about gf's weight- she wanted to protect her and didn't want to expose the weight gain.
Lying about work schedules- plays the clip of Amberlynn saying she wanted viewers to be proud of her after living off her ex's parents' income for 4 years.
Lying about high BP- She isn't obliged to share her medical files with her viewers, she's allowed to keep that private.
Lying about scootypuffs- says Amber admitted it was because her weight was making walking difficult.
Says none of these lies make her a bad person, that most were just Amber trying to protect herself from negative opinions online, says she can't blame her for it. She says Amberlynn was trying to get people to like her again with her video, but it did the complete opposite because it made people ultra-analyze everything Amberlynn said for the smallest incongruity.
She's now talking about a video asking Amber to respond to incoherences and gives her thoughts, I cba to find the original honestly, maybe a YDHB one? I'm not subjecting myself to that to double check after this, haha.
The ASL thing- knowing the alphabet doesn't make you fluent in ASL, so this isn't a lie.
Concerning someone asking AL if she'll ever recognize that she's disliked because of the manipulation and lies rather than her weight, and AL saying she won't acknowledge that because it isn't true, paired with the video of her saying ''Let's say I gaslight my audience, who fricking cares?''- ''Let's say'' is a way to introduce a hypothetical, so she isn't admitting to manipulating her audience. Calls people idiots for not knowing what a conditional tense is.
Introduces the uterine cancer saga, and Nikocado Avocado. Says he parodied her a bit, and during one of the parodies implied that the cancer arc was fake. Says that AL responded to that by showing medical documents that didn't leave any shadow of a doubt about the truth of her health situation at the time, and by showing graphic photos of her scar. Deplores that people are making memes (mêmes) about the cancer with some sad music in the background, reads scathing comments on YT still disbelieving AL. Chimps out with a grave, solemn tone about people saying the cancer was related to her obesity- ''You don't know anything about that. Unless you're her gyno or geneticist, you don't know. (...) You aren't allowed to emit opinions such as these on the Internet.''
Says this is a selection of her ''lies'' that she feels is representative of what's reproached of AL and that they're the ones with the most proof, but that there are plenty more that are more tenuous. Obnoxious muppet sarcasm.
Talks about the Cassidy/Casey aboose claims, but segues into the whole deadname/pronouns thing instead. Says it was clumsy of AL to use female pronouns, says it might have been transphobic if on purpose, but that she doesn't feel that it was done in an evil, hurtful manner by AL after hearing her explanation of how she was talking about her own story, which included someone who IDed as a woman at the time. She also accepts AL's justification that using the old name and pronouns was better because that person ''didn't exist anymore'' and no one would know who it was about/Casey would still be unidentifiable though she calls it clumsy.
Says it ended up being for naught since Casey made her own video to deny AL's claims, thus identifying her. She says it's impossible to say who is saying the truth without more information or evidence. ''I know we must always believe victims, but we're confronted with two people who claim to be victims. My opinion is that it's possible that both formed a toxic couple and that both hurt each other.''
Says that Casey posted some evidence in her videos, but that nothing was convincing. She says the pussy stank exchange makes her really uncomfortable because it was uncalled for of Casey to share such intimate screenshots lmao. nOt cOoL. AL shouldn't have misgendered Casey, and Casey shouldn't have shared such personal exchanges, but we still don't know who was violent or if anyone was.
Animal cruelty claims due to FAT- it's not good for animals to be fat, but everyone with a fat pet ''knows'' it's not that easy to stop them from being obese. PLs about her mum's fat cat, they totally tried everything and every time they limit her food intake, she becomes sad and lets herself die so they decided to let her be fat because it's better to have a happy, fat cat than a thin, healthier, unhappy one. Mentions a poll she made on her IG where most people answered ''it's on a case-by-case basis'' to the question of, ''Is having an obese pet abusive?''. Convincing. She also later mentions that they walk Twinkie a lot in vlogs.
Twinkie's nails- she asked a vet and they said it would be good to cut the nails, but it isn't in and of itself abusive at that length. She says that most of the time, Twinkie's nails are fine but everyone latches onto the ONE time they were overgrown.
Cue cat throwing clip, which she prefaces with ''If you're attentive, you will be able to notice something that allows us to say that in this clip, Amberlynn is not abusive towards her animals.'' She says Destiny is the abusive one, not Amberlynn, and that she doesn't appreciate that she treats animals like toys and wishes her a UTI. Says you can even see AL being shocked by Destiny's hit on the animal, though what I see is a play-shocked Pikachu face. wtv. Calls the clip of Amberlynn picking up the cat and carelessly dumping it behind the sofa ''not delicate at all'' but says that if you add context to it, Destiny was holding it upside down and by its paws. Says it would have been nicer to just set it down nicely, but that the priority was to move the cat away from Destiny, and that she usually finds AL cute and sweet to her animals in other clips.
Narcissism accusations- Mad at Mr. Snowflake for diagnosing AL despite not being her psychiatrist, she also says a lot of other YTers leave the Internet and public conversation temporarily when they face criticism. Snowflake says something about AL always thinking the minutia of her life is super interesting to others, Muppet voice about AL having passions and wanting to share them and that not being narcissistic behavior, more muppet voice about how having a niche interest isn't narcissistic. Plays a clip of someone calling AL a lovebomber because she showers her gfs with gifts, and she reduces that to ''So, everyone who likes to give presents- narcissistic!'' as though Destiny's last Christmas haul is just a little show of affection.
She asks why, if Amberlynn constantly wants to be showered with money and attention, does she not want to be on TV? Isn't a widely watched show the jackpot for a narcissist?
She says that people are hiding under false pretense to justify their hate for AL, but in reality, it's just because society hates fats, Big channels allow themselves to say inappropriate things about AL, but it garners views and is accepted. She says this wouldn't pass on FrenchTube or about any other illness or condition and brings up a case of someone saying something false about depression apologizing and hosting a psychologist on their channel to educate. Chimps out about people only being interested in AL due to FAT. waaah fatphobia.
End.


I'm dumber for this.
 
lmao French people

she LIED ABOUT RAPE, RAPE IM SURE YOU FRENCH KNOW THAT WORD R A P E.
She filmed an underaged girl IN DRESSING ROOMS AND IN HER BIKINI, spoke about lesbian sex and tried to groom her
she lied about her ex's mother being sick
she manipulated her other slow ex gf to stay with her while her ex's mother was on her deathbed
she abuses animals, throws cats neglects her dog
shes not some poor sweet gorl who needs lub, DO YOUR RESEARCH

Defend that Omulette Du Fromage.
 

my life is about to change.... | vlog​

Jan 29, 2023
Well that was a whole lot of nothing as per usual. Opening parcels from folk who obviously have more money than sense. She blathers on for 19 minutes about going to and fro about whether to share her WLS journey or not. She was always going to share it, because she can monetise it and its content. No detail at all about her WLS "Intake" information session, other than they were "so supportive, and she has a whole book of paperwork on "the surgery I've chosen". Don't get ahead of yourself Amber, you are a long, long way from surgery. Even IF I believed you'd get it one day, you don't actually choose what surgery to have at your group information session. I know from watching some older WLS videos, she choose Gastric Bypass. The surgeon ultimately decides the best surgery for their patient, because they are the ones that have to perform it. In Amber's case, he'll go with VSG (Vertical sleeve gastrectomy) for a lot of very valid reasons. Incidentally, word is that that is the surgery he performed on Tammy Slaton last year. Dream on Amber, disappointment awaits you with every step of this WLS arc. If you're lucky they'll do the pysch test first so you can end this arc quickly.
 
JFC, the brainlessness of this cunt.

Films when she arrives in Georgetown at the place. It's snowing a little. Claims she's vlogging from her phone, which she "almost never does" (uh huh).

Card: 12 hours later...

Leads with her claiming she was so excited, etc., that she was looking forward to coming back and sharing everything, but then got right back on IG and saw the questions that she didn't want to and was stopping the IG Q&A (which we know she won't do).

Home again, sitting on her ass. Opening shit sent to her by retard viewers. A jigsaw "puzzle of positivity", bamboo straws, various food-flavored straws to drink her MELK. Thought all that sweet bullshit made you BEEEENNGGGGEEE, bitch. Yet another fourth grade arts and crafts thing, it appears to me because I couldn't understand what mushmouth was fucking saying. Sounded like "beading". Didn't gaf enough to play it more slowly. Finally, to cement her status as a braindead retard, a gift with a personal note attached that she just could not understand, even with scrunched up face and mouth agape. Had to hand it off to MG,W for her to interpret the very clear English on it: someone trying to jab at Karina to let Hamber have her OWN repeater guy: a repeating hamster. Finally gets it through her head that it needs batteries, and she says - looking at MG,W - "Batteries, batteries, batteries", like the 600 pound fucking toddler she is, just as she repeated "Go get heh-fone" at Becky during a livestream when they played the whisper game. Apparently MG,W told her to get her own fucking batteries, as there's a jumpcut there.

Finally gets the thing on, starts doing her stupid bullshit as if she has never had one of these situation type deal things before, ever. Seems she can't recall that she used one of the things she says in this in an old vid, either ("Hamber is the best youtuber evar"). She also does her shrieking, "look at me!" cackling at the thing. It's a fucking toy. It loses its novelty very quickly. We won't see this again, I bet, until it lands in the box destined for the goodwill landfill.

Clams to be back and forth on whether or not to share her WLS jernee. Admits it wasn't a just her appointment, but a group setting, telling them all the things they will have to and will have to continue doing forever if they want WLS to be effective. I'm sure all that went in one ear and out the other, since Hamber has a "big ol' brain of knowledge" about WLS and always thinks she knows better.

Some kind of teary-eyed bullshit about siblings and the brother she luffs so much but didn't bother to keep in touch with. Whatever. Claims that MG,W started tearing up, too, and "she never cries." Yeah, not buying her tearing up about your shit.

Says she was still going back and forth on sharing her jerneee, and came to the same conclusion as anyone who has watched her even a few times would: of course she's going to share it. She has absolutely nothing in her life that is remotely interesting beyond her freakshow of a whale-sized body.

Never fear, though: there's no doubt in my mind that her destiny (ha!) does not lie with being approved for WLS. We'll be back in no time to her usual nontent of smugly telling us that she decided not to go through with WLS because why pay for it if she can do it herself, as she has said multiple times over the years.

Abruptly cuts.

TL;DW/R: Hamber goes to the WLS seminar to continue to pack her big ol' brain o' knowledge about WLS. Hems and haws about sharing her WLS jernee. Opens mail shit from viewers, including a food-related item, a jigsaw puzzle, some more arts & crafts junk, and a repeating hamster, which she's totes amazed by, guize, because she's never seen one of these before, if you don't count the one in one of her old videos where she acted just as stupid as she does here. Finally decides (as we all knew she would) that she will share her WLS jernee. At this point, since she refuses to get off her shelf ass or change her diet in any way as she should have been doing for months now, it was a foregone conclusion that she would, as she has no other content to offer. She's gonna get right back up on that WLS horse's broken back and ride that bitch until the corpse is desiccated and reclaimed by nature.

And the frogs continue to turn her into a martyr. I consider them showing up a bonus. It's going to be fun watching the scales fall from their eyes. Maybe y'all surrender monkeys should have done even a n iota of research into Hamber before blindly following that frenchy vlogger's agenda-filled directions. You'd certainly look a lot less stupid than you do enabling and excusing a malignant, narcissistic, pathological lying animal abuser who consistently berates viewers, who falsely accused a minor of rape, abased multiple partners, including showing them on camera when they didn't want to be (Krystle), filming them on the toilet/in the bathroom (Krystle and Density), or forcing them to drive you two fucking hours to TCF in the middle of the night or head out on food runs after raging at them that she wanted her takeout or blaming them for health issues that she ignored for over a year, finally deciding the right time to be seen for this "emergency" was while their own mother was dying from her terminal cancer (and also sending nastygrams to said mother about the money she was going to give her - but didn't), among other things (Becky), who has made more than one video on things she's lied about, who only mentions her family when she needs pity points, with a big continuing list of her other behavior. That is why people dislike her, not her weight. Congrats. You sure showed us, dipshits.
 
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