Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I love how she's continuing to use her brother's problems as a way to gain sympathy for herself. She's right, they're both addicts because of their fucked up childhood, but these games are ridiculous as always.
baffles me how no one has sent her a turd in the mail yet
I pray that if that ever happens, they include an Amberfied version of the letter to Babs in Pink Flamingos.
 
Oh god not another “ebil Kiwi Farms is wrong about poor wittle Amber” channel. First of all, Frazzlecakes was well received here. Make no mistake, if she had ever come across as a liar or trying to provoke us as a personal army, she would have been chased out of here. Her daughter was treated horribly by her dad and Becky’s mom, but I guess homophobia is okay with you as long as it’s not the dreaded fatphobia (which makes no sense because Frazzle barely said a word about Amber). Seems a little hypocritical there.

Secondly, has it ever occurred to you that some of us know what the fuck we’re talking about? We have varied backgrounds here. So don’t get on your high horse and tell me that a dog with over-grown nails and obesity is just fine, because some of us have extensive experience with animals. It may not be abuse, but it sure as hell is neglect. Amber barely knows how to use a leash properly, she’s not walking that dog, Jade is (when she needs a smoke break).

BTW, Amber’s been doing the same song and dance for well over 7 years. If you want to get froggy (lol), your audience will figure it out on their own. But, hey, if you want to make a fool out of yourself in the meantime, go for it.
 
Secondly, has it ever occurred to you that some of us know what the fuck we’re talking about? We have varied backgrounds here.
My particular area of expertise is Bariatric Surgery, so I’m watching this arc like a demon. I’ve worked with 5 bariatric surgeons from January 1985 until August 2021. I know my stuff.

Does she need WLS?…Yes!
Is she a good candidate?…No
Will she get approved?…I’m 50/50 on it.

Why am I saying maybe? Back in October 2022 I said I believed Tammy Slaton had undergone some kind of bariatric surgery. Rumour is she had a Vertical Sleeve Gastrectomy performed by the same surgeon (Dr Eric Smith) Amber is now seeing, in August 2022. Admittedly, he was looking for notoriety through TLC in her case. If he was okay operating on Tammy, then Amber is a definite contender if she can lose the weight he makes a requirement. Her difficulty will be losing at least 50lb (is my guess but depends on what she really weighed at her intake appointment), and coming up with the at least $30k in cash that the surgery and other testing will cost. Personally I’d want to see a minimum 100lb pre-approval loss from her, but I’m a hard arsed bitch. Not only that, but she’ll need a second surgery (which will require she has medical insurance), because revisions are risky as fuck. If approved, her surgery will be a two stage procedure. The first procedure will be a VSG and possibly a cholecystectomy (gall bladder removal) this will be followed about two years later with a conversion to malabsorption surgery, either gastric bypass or more likely a Duodenal Switch. That’s my informed opinion anyway. I suspect she’ll get the first stage done but be a total fuck up and never qualify for the second stage.

ETA: I’m not a doctor. WLS patients lie through their teeth to get through the psychological evaluation. I’m not convinced ALR is capable of this. It requires accepting that they alone are responsible for the shit they put in their mouths. Childhood trauma is not a good enough response unless it has been dealt with. If she can’t own up to why she’s the size of a Goodyear blimp, she won’t get past the pyschologist.
 
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I find myself with more free time than expected. Anyway, like before, no real reacting and I'm really just translating her words, I'm going to leave the chimping out about inaccuracies and all-around idiocy to those inclined, if any. I also notice that she's wearing a tattoo choker like AL lmao. LONGER, the video is shorter but she says more things ''of note'' as far as documentation goes, but it would be short if I were just looking at what's novel or true.

Sperging about other celebrities' google queries, doesn't understand why Amber generates so much content and so many pages of results. Checks out some dumb online petition with 5k signatures demanding AL's demonetization due to concern for her life, translates haydur community/nation into ''rager nation',' and sarcastically retorts that being poor will surely help her due to the USA's healthcare costs and since healthy food costs so much more than junk food because muh studies.
Googles haydur nation and consults the ''Haydur Nation'' Meta thread on these here Kiwi Farms, which she had consulted 2x before (with this browser anyway, the last time being January 3rd- thorough research!) at the time of her screen capture.
Pulls up Zachary's YT chain, says ''This might appear surprising, but there is a youtube chain solely dedicated to making videos speaking negatively about Amberlynn Reid- sometimes to the tune of one video a day- for many years now.'' She finds this shocking and doesn't understand how this couldn't go against the community guidelines of YT.
She makes a big deal about how this isn't the only channel 100% dedicated to Amber, says some other YTer uploads 3x a week, with about 50k views per video, then reveals that there are actually dozens of such channels- Karina Kaboom, Orange Chicken, Cray, and a bunch of other ones are quickly cycled through at this point of the video.
Clip of Cray asking why anyone would prefer Amberlynn's editing to a reaction channel's, and the frog chimps out- ''Because it's HER content, wtf?''. She uses an online tool (Playboard) that she explains estimates how many channels create content around a specific topic, and said tool calculates 48 of them exist when she types in ''AL reaction channels'' though she inexplicably reports there to be 47. She then generates an estimate for ''Amberlynn Reid'' and the result is 99.
''Okay, we hate her because she lied about her work schedule and because her ex says she didn't rape AL, but at some point, we're talking in circles!'' (LOL one of these things might be more egregious than the other, but what do I know!) Splices in clips of other YTers reacting to things she finds to be irrelevant and uninteresting whilst muppet reacting, says that having 200 extra kg is as much of a disability as a physical impairment which AL would crucify her for, spergs out yet again about how obesity is caused by many factors and that obesity happens independently from one's will- fats don't choose to be obese. Compares it to Type 2 diabetes- we don't tell them that they're not really sick because their disability might be partly caused by the way they ate, so why do that to fats who are immobilized or physically inept from FAT? Draws the same parallel with lung cancer and smoking- is THAT not a true disability?
Says that obesity gives people carte blanche to say whatever they want, except when it fits their narrative, in which case they declare people like AL sick. Says any speck of content is exploited by reactors to talk about her, even her entourage's weight which is somehow AL's fault. Plays a clip and thinks it's absurd that people will say in the same sentence that AL is making Becky gain weight, but that Becky's the one driving AL to eat out multiple times a day. ''Remember, kids- AL is a horrible, manipulative liar as soon as a small inconsistency is noticed, but that's only true for her. Others (reactors) can contradict themselves, sometimes even in the same sentence, they can change their minds and that's fine because we can distinguish what was truly meant, but AL can never contradict herself. Never.''
Thinks it's absurd that reactors, when running out of current content, react to her old content like the old FB posts. Cue clip of YDHB mocking AL's grammar shown with a screencap of a comment where she is making mistakes herself. She mentions YDHB's merch store which apparently features caricatures of AL, acts shocked ''Must I really say any more?'' and there's more YDHB merch sperging about how she's disingenuous in saying she's just monetizing an AL catchphrase when it's actually monetizing AL's likeness. Uses this grammar mistake ''gotcha'' as fuel for her opinion that if it were AL saying grammar is important to her and then making a mistake, people would be chimping out about contradictions, but no one cares if a reactor does it. Talks about how that store is now closed, but that other merch stores using AL's amberisms or likeness exist and make money off her.
Talks about the absurdity of organizing yearly events concerning AL- Ambercon, where reactors collaborate to discuss her. States that AL has always refused to participate in this or even watch it for self-protection, but it's since become a game for reactors. Cue video of AL saying someone sent her a link to it, saying she simply must watch it and will love it, and it was some Ambercon video. Deplores it.
Says once again that criticism is mostly regarding her weight as opposed to her actions or behavior. Minimizes any other stated reasons for dislike, says it always ultimately comes back to her weight. Mentions as an example the porn star Amber Lynn trademarking her name and people saying she had to change her name and her brief change of YT channel name to ''Amber Reid'', and Zachary Michael's video covering that, and says it only took 3 minutes into the video for him to speculate on her having gained weight. Next example of this- Michael B Petty covering her excessive purchasing of make-up and opining that the money would be better spent on a personal trainer.
Says she doesn't get how AL's weight, money, purchases, etc. have interested so many people for so many year, after admitting that she fell down the AL rabbit hole herself and couldn't not make a video on her in the first installment of two, so far. She's sick of hearing about the weight, it's repetitive.
Says Haydur Nation all hate each other, reads a recap about 15 minutes in of some of their drama, I'm not translating that because everything I know about these people is against my will enough as it is. ''These people are truly enriching the Internet.'' Says AL was once accused of mocking Michael B Petty's weight, muppets their reaction of ''HEY, it's not nice to make fun of someone's weight!''. Shows AL's apology for the incident, shows MBP's reaction saying that wasn't a true apology, and quips ''If that's not an apology, what more do you want, a blowjob?'' Shows the ''um, he gained weight, that's all I know'' AL clip, shows MBP clips of him mocking her weight or otherwise insulting her, and calls out the double standard. Again with the whole ''AL is the only one contradicting herself, UH-HUH'' bit.
Goes to 2020 and prefaces it with the fact that this is the year where AL was battling her uterine cancer. Norma is dead and Norma's bff who chimped out at AL for not helping financially decides to leak voice messages a year after the initial leak. She explains that AL sent the VM to Norma, who transferred them to the BFF, plays a clip of someone saying this is why they will never care for her or spend any positive energy towards any situation AL is part of, and laughs at that notion because reactors behaved that way towards AL even prior to the VM leak.
Plays the VM which I'll assume you've all heard, cue iNabber clip asking AL ''What is there even to appreciate?'' and her answer of ''idk, just quickly like that, the fact that she financed her lifesaving operation?'' with an on-screen edit of *partially financed.
''Until further notice, BFF, you don't have Norma's authorization to share these messages after her death. I find that pretty meh.'' (idk bro lmao I think there will be no further notice, on account of Norma being dead.)
Says that when these VM came out, Becky and her family were still grieving and this release only complicated the situation since Becky now also had to deal with unwanted opinions from reactors about the whole situation. Reads a comment of someone disgusted by AL's behavior but also by Becky staying with her despite the way AL talking to her dying mother, says it's absurd that some people on the Internet think they know better than her how she should be managing her relationships, both romantic and familial. Shows AL's screencaps of her telling Norma she was sorry to hear about the diagnosis, of Norma thanking her for the Mother's Day present and for Becky deigning to be present for her that day, Says it proves that the two were close and AL was there for Norma and that these matters didn't concern the Internet in the first place, and that it's inappropriate to share the VMs because Norma isn't there to give context or comment on them. Finds AL's attitude very modest and respectful of Becky's grief and of Norma's memory. Believes AL's account that BFF is a stalker and caused a lot of harm, says ''and the Internet continued...'' Immediate transition to goofy music and clips of AL doing innocuous things, like the Crunch Berries salad bowl clip and reactors talking about her duckface and chipped nailpolish.
When they're through with AL innocuous criticism, they attack those who are close to her and their extended circle and families. Clip of someone claiming that AL helped Becky's mother and their family with making a GFM despite them being homophobic and Norma having healthcare, says she didn't research Becky's family being homophobic because this is a video about AL, and because Norma is deceased. ''Wow, bitching on the dead, great idea, guys!''
Annoyed because people are attacking Amber on the brands she consumes from, notably Chick-fil-a on pride day (homophobia) and she says that she thought it was stupid, but looked it up and now their logic makes sense but it's still stupid. Explains that CFA has controversies regarding the LGB community, but says every multinational has a controversy and cites Apple, Nike, and Amazon as having committed human rights infringements as well. Says you can't whine about CFA if you've bought from Amazon. Pulls up a picture of someone, I assume the content creator that whined about CFA in the first place, and zooms in on the Apple phone to push on the point she just made. Says it's insane to cancel people for eating chicken.
Talks about made-up rumors, including the one that says that AL shat on the floor or in the shower. Zooms in on CitrineDream's pinned comment after a wafflestomping speculation video saying that though this appears to be a hoax, they will be keeping the video up for a laugh. Deplores that.
She watched as much content regarding AL as possible but felt saturated with the gossip she regarded as innocuous. Says some of these reactor channels have been going on for years, but ''thankfully'' some of them have announced that they will be stopping. ''Oh, let's go take a look!'' and it turns out they did not, in fact, stop.
Do not cow-tip, it doesn't help, she says. They will latch onto any fragment to make a big deal out of anyway. Your comment might be one of those fragments. (FUNNY because the sudden influx of French viewers of hers commenting is what made someone realize AL was covered by a franco YTer, which is why I translated these videos!)
What can Amberlynn do to stop all of this?
Plan A- Try to talk to these people. Cue YDHB saying AL DMed her trying to stir up drama, to which she asks, how did AL try to stir up drama? Cue YDHB ''She asked why are you talking about me taking Ozempic?'' Deplores that the screenshot obscured everything except the answer ''OMG get out of my DMs''. YDHB: ''She's seeking out contact with other content creators in order to, I believe, start drama'' Frog: ''So you hatch multiple videos a week to make fun of a girl, you even create a merch store with her face printed on some designs, and that's all you answer to her when she drops in your DMs? and SHE is seeking out drama? I truly wonder why you hid her DM. It's kind of surprising that you denied yourself such a headline as ''Amberlynn is shit-stirring'' when you are making a whole-ass video whining about her having a kitchen island.''
Cut to Zachary Michael saying he told AL that ''I'm done engaging with you, stop messaging me, and if you do message me in the future, I'm not going to respond, cuz I just want to be a viewer. I just want to be an AL viewer who gives their opinion on the Internet..'' and she says that his opinion will ACSHUALLY be heard 15 seconds later in the video- ''It's dumb, it's stupid''. ''Amberlynn is making $10k a month being garbage.''She retorts that Amberlynn just wants people to leave her alone, but when she contacts people, it doesn't work, so because of that, she uploads a YT video.
Foodie Beauty & Reaction channels - what's wrong IS wrong - vlog Cue AL: ''Reaction channels cannot be about one singular person, I don't want to take someone's channel off of YT, but I want them to find their own content.'' Frog says, she just wants them to diversify their content and that AL's resilience impresses her. She showcases the shitty ratio of AL's video mentioned just prior, doesn't get why it's so bad, and HMMMMs it like it's some draw 4 uno card. Says the level of bad faith of reactors is inhuman, because the title of a Charlie Coal video is ''AL is trying to silence reaction channels?''. She chimps, ''The subject of the whole video is that AL wants reactors to STOP! Y'all aren't well!''
Plan B- So AL tries something else. Singles out Apathetic Faxx because of the reupload speed with, in her opinion, minimal cuts, minimal editing, a few memes, and one or two cut screens. ''Her content is AL's content, with a little bit of text and sometimes a meme of someone laughing.'' Explains striking a YT channel, strikes one from one of her own reuploaders live saying their video will be gone soon, says that AL can easily nullify a lot of reactor channels rn. Says AL has done so once, with Apathetic Faxx, and explains that AF ''wahhh wahhed'' which made Haydur Nation angry. Says it would suck to be them not to be able to make any more money off AL's back, it's understandable.
Laughs at some YT channel saying AL's actions in targeting reaction channels might be considered harassment ''You've got nerve!'' Laughs at the notion that a reactor might want to be left alone if they're the ones uploading 3x a week on AL content.
''This is absurd'' face about reactors being mad about AF's channel being stricken. Reads comments negging AL for being mad AF had more views and being otherwise annoyed. Says no one is on AL's side with a sad facial expression. Says AL pushed herself down, crushed herself- cue AL video of her saying she felt good when the channel was back online and that it wasn't her goal to shut down the chain. Frog says that somehow wasn't enough and she had to address the subject again- cue AL saying she would shoutout AF. Says whatever she wanted to do, worked against her. How did she make it?
Well, roll back in time, she cracked. One time. In 2019, prior to some events she's mentioned in the video. ''Leaving youtube..........'' is the video pulled up. Says there is a trigger warning for mutilation or suicide. Says Amberlynn talks about how badly she feels with herself with people being cruel and calling her disgusting and saying it's no wonder she was in foster care and some other shit about making everyone she likes hate her. AL doesn't know how she handles it, talks about her suicidal thoughts and her obligation to let people slap her in the face to earn a living. Frog reads comments that tell Amber she's a liar and doesn't try and whatnot.
Cue Charlie Coal saying that when AL comes back, she better come back small bc no one will feel bad for her if she returns the same sodium-filled whale she is. Pretend poignant moment with a sarcastic thumbs up from Frog.
She pulls up a post on /r/EDAnonymous casually like it.'s normie community and not one of people with an eating disorder who lost their Blue Dragonfly forums and it says basically, idk why anyone complains about AL about her food intake, she doesn't even lie about it unlike other fats. ''I am not validating the insane clichés about the ''other fats'' but the answers to her posts are interesting.'' Sums up the thoughts of unwell people as ''It makes them laugh''. Says that even though we live in a society where discrimination is lessening and might even, she hopes, disappear, it is still well and alive when it comes to fats.
Clips of people talking shit about AL, she says ''that's (apparently) okay!'' and says she's scrolled through the comments looking for a dissident voice and could find none.
Circle back- AL's community, in her opinion, was supportive at first. Says people love happy endings, they wanted her to succeed but she didn't and the cycle repeated itself so much that they lost faith in AL. Disappointment turns into anger, sometimes even into hate.
Study sperg about empathy felt towards a person based on how responsible for their own pain we think they are. She decides that because people feel like she's responsible for her own obesity, they lack empathy when it comes to AL's issues. Says something else that comes into play is the idea that anything happening to us, good or bad, happens to us because of our actions, good or bad. Study sperging, who curr.
We don't want to suffer, so if someone's suffering, we must intellectualize reasons for them to be suffering. Once again spergs about how obesity is caused by a multitude of factors. After everything she's seen, she cannot be convinced that the animosity towards AL isn't due to her weight. The reactors either only talk about AL, either only about other obese women. Muppets about how noooooooooo it's so not due to weight, it must be something else. She says they know what they're doing, cue MBP clip of him saying he made a career out of talking about a morbidly obese girl on YT. Says they're coping for the sake of their conscience when they say it's anything but fatphobia.
Chimps about how money doesn't buy lack of suffering. For some reasons brings up a situation of losing a child but having money and that being supposed to keep you from suffering?
She also doesn't get in what world AL could possibly be earning $10k a month. Checks socialblade, says it is very generous in its evaluations of earnings, compares her numbers which are uninteresting, highlights the $189 to $3000 figure AL is supposed to earn, says it makes naysayers feel better to think that she's rich. Something about Connor Murphy, I really don't care and I'm tired sorry. :( She says something bad happened to him and despite him eating literal feces (?) he only got support. Says if she was the type to make 200 videos on one person, she would have more to say about a guy like Connor Murphy than AL- idk girl you're 2 videos in in as many days LOL!
She says she can't explain the difference in treatment, but she has a small idea, presumably FAT.
If AL receives so much ire online, it's not because of her actions bc others have done much worse, but their bodies are normal.
What AL is living is terrifying and definitely harassment on a terrifying scale. 16m google searchs to make fun of her is insane. FUN FACT- harassment is one of the many factors that might cause obesity. She's always had issues dealing with online hate (cue Krystle era clip of her saying that even though she was stealing her ex's personality) and she has a hard time with mockery and cruelty.
All clips from her Krystle era
I'm getting lazy, if all of a sudden it sounds like I'm typing in my own voice but I'm saying retarded shit, I'm just relating what was said.
This mostly with sad music. When she's having issues, her first hiding spot is food! If people harassing her would only think about their content, they would realise that their content contributes negatively to her weight gain. THEY KNOW THIS. The conclusion is easy, they are either hypocritical or stupid. Check YT guidelines, omg this goes against it!!!! All reactor channels are obiously breaking the guidelines and there is no debate on that. The HN videos are literally what YT describes as being against its rules. You might want to report the reaction channels but (BIG HINT) I don't think it would do anything (BIG HINT) I don't want to ask (my viewers) to do that because it would take forever and there's thousands and thousands and THOUSANDS of such videos online- on YT, on tiktok, on blogs, sites, tweets, merch, it never ends. Even if a few close down, they'd make it out to be her fault and she would be lynched. (The actual word she used, too!)
How do we help a victim of harassment? If we all send love and positive feedback to AL, it will dilute the negative she receives with positive. We cannot save AL. An EMPIRE was created in making fun of her and we aren't big enough to stand the trial. It's not our job to be the rule of the law on the Internet. Ideally, YT would take real measures in ending this, but ya know.
It can always help. And if you don't speak English? Here's where to start- a little heart, or a little dog, always sweet to get one of these. But AL is a completely different case, the greatness of the harassment she receives is unfortunately super complicated to counter and I hope that one day, YT will truly work against that. IRL it's not as hard to counter, just reach your hand to the bullied.
Concerning her obesity, if anyone ever helps her, it won't be randoms online but a fully equipped, large team of health professionals. Leave it and her alone, she knows, her comment will not spark anything in her mind. Leave fats alone, they know, my video will not help her, but it might help in correcting clichés about fats on the lines.
LIKE SUBSCRIBE AND WHATEVER
french cunt, and I speak your language.

My next recced video about her is about Venus Angelic or whatever her name was. Fuck this. :)
 
lmao French people

she LIED ABOUT RAPE, RAPE IM SURE YOU FRENCH KNOW THAT WORD R A P E.
She filmed an underaged girl IN DRESSING ROOMS AND IN HER BIKINI, spoke about lesbian sex and tried to groom her
she lied about her ex's mother being sick
she manipulated her other slow ex gf to stay with her while her ex's mother was on her deathbed
she abuses animals, throws cats neglects her dog
shes not some poor sweet gorl who needs lub, DO YOUR RESEARCH

Defend that Omulette Du Fromage.

Also sent vitriolic voice messages to the dying Mother of her ex.
Repeatedly attempted to scam money out of her retard supporters and in some cases succeeded.
Self diagnosed some pretty severe health issues and proceeded to spew absolute bollocks about said health issues.
Humble brags about trauma for sympathy and attention.
Manages to make incidents like 9/11 and her brother's addiction and struggles about herself.
Supported a vile twat like Chantal until it was no longer beneficial for her.
DISPOSED OF HER EXES CAT SO SHE COULD GET A KITTEN.

I mean fucking hell, these simpletons should take one look at LiveStreamEraLynn and see this spiteful cunt for what she is. This is a truly shitty person, not one decent sympathy bone in her body.
Even those who vehemently dislike Becky pointed out how awful ALR was behaving. God knows how bad it got when the camera was off.

Well done you French fuckheads for fuelling this degenerate beast of a human being.
 
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Huh. What an odd YT account you have there, Aline. Especially since in the past YEAR you’ve only uploaded 13 videos and 9 shorts. What could this growth be from? It’s not…you couldn’t possibly…gorl, are you on the OnlyFans? *le gasp*
 
All the quotes are from @Triple Flutz 's most awesome translation of the frog's video. Bravo, dude/tte.

Yeah, it's kinda long, but it's one and done on this here in the main, since Hambapologists are a dime a dozen. I just had my first jolt of caffeine.


Sperging about other celebrities' google queries, doesn't understand why Amber generates so much content and so many pages of results. Checks out some dumb online petition with 5k signatures demanding AL's demonetization due to concern for her life, translates haydur community/nation into ''rager nation',' and sarcastically retorts that being poor will surely help her due to the USA's healthcare costs and since healthy food costs so much more than junk food because muh studies.

Has that bitch even calculated HOW MUCH Hamlard spends on food a month between groceries she doesn't eat (then throws away) and Uber/DoorDash? She could easily afford to eat healthy meals with that very same three grand a month she blows.




Says that obesity gives people carte blanche to say whatever they want, except when it fits their narrative, in which case they declare people like AL sick. Says any speck of content is exploited by reactors to talk about her, even her entourage's weight which is somehow AL's fault. Plays a clip and thinks it's absurd that people will say in the same sentence that AL is making Becky gain weight, but that Becky's the one driving AL to eat out multiple times a day. ''Remember, kids- AL is a horrible, manipulative liar as soon as a small inconsistency is noticed, but that's only true for her. Others (reactors) can contradict themselves, sometimes even in the same sentence, they can change their minds and that's fine because we can distinguish what was truly meant, but AL can never contradict herself. Never.''
She must have missed the multiple videos where Hamber admits she a complete cunt when she isn't getting her way, especially about food. Seems to me her "research" is right up there with the people eating horse paste for covid. Or Hamber's "research" about....anything.


Talks about how that store is now closed, but that other merch stores using AL's amberisms or likeness exist and make money off her.
There's a solution for that, just like there's a solution for her muh mentalz or muh trauma or not seeing or listening to comments she doesn't want. All that "research" should have told you, dumbass, that these things have commonalities: they require discipline (stay away from reaction channels, do not read or turn off comments or get an ambaby to moderate them) or work (aforementioned discipline, attempting to trademark her ridiculous crutch phrases and imbecilic inability to pronounce words or be coherent, which here in the US there is an entire patent office for - the USPTO). Why is it that some people are so convinced that Hamber is powerless against any of this? Doing so is simply enabling her, by putting the burden on other people instead of her having agency enough in her life to lift one fat sausage finger to alleviate her muh trauma/muh mentalz. Fuck off.


Talks about the absurdity of organizing yearly events concerning AL- Ambercon, where reactors collaborate to discuss her.
Which happened how many times? So much for yearly. Nice "research".

Says Haydur Nation all hate each other, reads a recap about 15 minutes in of some of their drama, I'm not translating that because everything I know about these people is against my will enough as it is. ''These people are truly enriching the Internet.'' Says AL was once accused of mocking Michael B Petty's weight, muppets their reaction of ''HEY, it's not nice to make fun of someone's weight!''. Shows AL's apology for the incident, shows MBP's reaction saying that wasn't a true apology, and quips ''If that's not an apology, what more do you want, a blowjob?'' Shows the ''um, he gained weight, that's all I know'' AL clip, shows MBP clips of him mocking her weight or otherwise insulting her, and calls out the double standard. Again with the whole ''AL is the only one contradicting herself, UH-HUH'' bit.

Hypocrisy doesn't exist in this frog's world, I guess.

When they're through with AL innocuous criticism, they attack those who are close to her and their extended circle and families. Clip of someone claiming that AL helped Becky's mother and their family with making a GFM despite them being homophobic and Norma having healthcare, says she didn't research Becky's family being homophobic because this is a video about AL, and because Norma is deceased. ''Wow, bitching on the dead, great idea, guys!''

This makes no goddamned sense at all.


Annoyed because people are attacking Amber on the brands she consumes from, notably Chick-fil-a on pride day (homophobia) and she says that she thought it was stupid, but looked it up and now their logic makes sense but it's still stupid. Explains that CFA has controversies regarding the LGB community, but says every multinational has a controversy and cites Apple, Nike, and Amazon as having committed human rights infringements as well. Says you can't whine about CFA if you've bought from Amazon.

Frog's reaching hard to find shit to cover for Hamber. Good thing they have cheap healthcare, since she's going to need treatment for rupturing her entire arm and hand and probably her strained back from trying to carry Hamber out of the responsibility/accountability swamp.

Do not cow-tip, it doesn't help, she says. They will latch onto any fragment to make a big deal out of anyway. Your comment might be one of those fragments.


(FUNNY because the sudden influx of French viewers of hers commenting is what made someone realize AL was covered by a franco YTer, which is why I translated these videos!)
What can Amberlynn do to stop all of this?
Stop watching reaction channels (which she does, frog, even though she lies and says she does not), don't read comments (ditto) or turn them off (she won't, because she makes less money to blow on cheap, tacky crap), stop answering IG Q&As (ditto on the lying). She won't do anything proactive, though, as she has built haydur nation. She cultivated it. All this bullshit from frog does exactly what Hamber expects and wants from people: excuses her shitty behavior and habits, and relieves her of any accountability or responsibility so she can continue to wallow in her narcissism and victimhood complex.

Or, you know, she could make actual content that involves anything other than sitting on her ass in her apartment - bet froggy here doesn't know this WLS visit was the first time we've seen Hamber out of the apt in about a month - opening yet another Amazon box of shit doesn't need, starting another mountain of Torrid clothes she will never wear, eating, shopping, or shopping for food. Know why you won't get that kind of content? Because she is lazy and stupid and likes her life just as it is.

She says she can't explain the difference in treatment, but she has a small idea, presumably FAT.
If AL receives so much ire online, it's not because of her actions bc others have done much worse, but their bodies are normal.

Aw, froggy tossed in an "other YTers!" for Hamber. Way to go, feeding Hamber's victimhood in exactly the same way she does: pretending that because some other random YTer does x and doesn't get as much hate as Hamber does when she does y is not only terrible logic, but assumes that many of us (like me) gaf about "other YTers". Unlike Hamber, I have a life, and not all the time in the world to sit on my ass all day long, cruising around YT. She bears the responsibility of her actions and of the community she fostered, even though she will never accept it, and enabling fuckheads like you allow her to do that.

This mostly with sad music. When she's having issues, her first hiding spot is food!
If only she had the time, money, resources, and desire to change to do any fucking thing about that.


The HN videos are literally what YT describes as being against its rules. You might want to report the reaction channels but (BIG HINT) I don't think it would do anything (BIG HINT) I don't want to ask (my viewers) to do that because it would take forever and there's thousands and thousands and THOUSANDS of such videos online- on YT, on tiktok, on blogs, sites, tweets, merch, it never ends. Even if a few close down, they'd make it out to be her fault and she would be lynched. (The actual word she used, too!)

Well, I guess that no one should report YOUR channel (BIG HINT) for intentionally sending your viewers off (BIG HINT) to bomb comments at Hamber's Palace o' Lies and Sundries (BIG HINT) and then show up in the comments of reaction channels lecturing them and telling them they're big meanies, right? Nice try at covering your ass, but hey, I'm not above reporting you for doing just that.

Edited to add: way to go, frog, with all your love/positivity bullshit. Welcome to haydur nation, hypocrite, along with your flying monkeys.

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Concerning her obesity, if anyone ever helps her, it won't be randoms online but a fully equipped, large team of health professionals.

How did this master "researcher" miss ALL the comments over a decade telling Hamber just this? Hmm, it's like she started off with some kind of agenda.

Found at /reddit someone saying this frog is recovering from some ED and that she used to make videos about stick girl, Eugenia Cooney. Then something something about how all that vanished at some point, yadda yadda. Just another enabler.

One last item for you to think on, frog: as you're flooding out Hamber's comments, you are removing one of the pillars of her money. Her entire channel runs on her being able to bitch at her viewers and play the victim. By sending your little flying monkeys over, you are impacting her earnings, since she won't see the comments from everyone else, which will cause them to not hang out in the comments, which will mean far less engagement in YT's view, which means Hamber will not have the comments to bitch about for content, which means less content, which means fewer views, etc. So, I suppose we may very well see another viewer drain, as with Shrimpgate (something else this frog "researcher" seems to have missed). And you know what? I like it. Good job.

Ah, the day is starting well.
 
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If ALR was thin and had the same personality and track record, she wouldn't have an ounce of support. The only reason she gets support (granted, it's from idiots and MUH FATPHOBIA warriors) is BECAUSE she's fat.

The Frog Fuckers wouldn't support Big Al if she were thin, I wonder why? I guess ''skinny saviours'' exist. Swooping in to protect the fatties.
 
It appears the frambabies (frambies? frams?) found the Hamber group on /reddit, so barged in and started telling them all they're haydurrrrzzzz and everyone should leave Hamber alone. The mods set the group to private. I haven't been this entertained for awhile, even it means no more free ranging over there from time to time to see what's happening. I could never be assed to make a /reddit account, or I'd request entry. lulz

Entertain me, peasants!

Shit, I forgot something the master "researcher" also missed while amassing her big brain o' Hamber: the FBI Frank fairy tale! Sorry, Frank. Didn't mean to leave you out, my dude.
 
It appears the frambabies (frambies? frams?) found the Hamber group on /reddit, so barged in and started telling them all they're haydurrrrzzzz and everyone should leave Hamber alone. The mods set the group to private. I haven't been this entertained for awhile, even it means no more free ranging over there from time to time to see what's happening. I could never be assed to make a /reddit account, or I'd request entry. lulz

Entertain me, peasants!


I gotchu! I'm on FB thread there and will pm a mod to get into ALRs ❤️
 
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If ALR was thin and had the same personality and track record, she wouldn't have an ounce of support. The only reason she gets support (granted, it's from idiots and MUH FATPHOBIA warriors) is BECAUSE she's fat.

The Frog Fuckers wouldn't support Big Al if she were thin, I wonder why? I guess ''skinny saviours'' exist. Swooping in to protect the fatties.
Couldn't figure out why YDHB haters defended Hamu and even calls her intelligent for the longest. I haven't even heard of any real stories of abuse like what's been documented by Amber so I figured she must've done things as horrid. Turns out her only crime is that she's still able to walk. That whole community are all triple-wide narcs just like her.
 
I dont like Zach but he is one of the fairest to Amber out of all the channels. It does not take a rocket scientist to figure out that Hamber is a vindictive, self-serving cunt. Come on no one fucking talks to her. If someone has no one even family around them they are probably a cunt. I suspect these French fucks will fuck off in the next couple of months because Amber is really boring even for vlogger standards.
 
I dont like Zach but he is one of the fairest to Amber out of all the channels. It does not take a rocket scientist to figure out that Hamber is a vindictive, self-serving cunt. Come on no one fucking talks to her. If someone has no one even family around them they are probably a cunt. I suspect these French fucks will fuck off in the next couple of months because Amber is really boring even for vlogger standards.

It isn't really turning into more views for her, either. They're just popping in, blowing smoke up her shelf ass via a comment, then leaving a like without watching the video and leaving, which is not enough for those sweet YTBux. The current nontent has only 38K views in 18 hours. Of course, she's only barely comprehendible by native English speakers. I can imagine non-native speakers would only understand half (or less) of whatever she blathers on about.
 
baffles me how no one has sent her a turd in the mail yet
What makes you think they haven't? Amber made a remark in a previous video that she gets nervous opening the mail because she's been sent some... and then made a strange face and quickly changed topic. I'm sure she's tried to film a few fan mail segments, only to have to scrap the footage because she got something disgusting or humiliating. For example, I'd be surprised if at least ONE of her haydurz hasn't yet sent her a giagantic dildo just to fuck with her (figuratively AND literally, I suppose).

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I find myself with more free time than expected. Anyway, like before, no real reacting and I'm really just translating her words, I'm going to leave the chimping out about inaccuracies and all-around idiocy to those inclined, if any. I also notice that she's wearing a tattoo choker like AL lmao. LONGER, the video is shorter but she says more things ''of note'' as far as documentation goes, but it would be short if I were just looking at what's novel or true.


My next recced video about her is about Venus Angelic or whatever her name was. Fuck this.
Can't properly quote you. I think that happens whenever someone does a long post. Because if you do a long post, then I do a long response, it might create a MEGA POST OF PURE AUTISM - which could rip a hole in the fabric of space-time large enough to collapse the universe!

.... or just risks the post exceeding the maximum character count, if you wanna be BORING!

ANYWAY, I read both of your translations for the videos and :wow: :story: TABARNAK!!! Sacrament!!! Salopard!

I honesty wonder if Amber (or most likely JADE) friggin' paid Aline to do these videos. She's only known of Amber for 'a few months', yet has details from the last 9 YEARS of Amber content? Even nitpicky things from YDHB (which you'd have to find on anti YDHB channels as Sarah's deleted the content from her own channel)? Aline knows about the obsure 'Ambercon' from 2018-2019 - but not that it fizzled out almost 4 years ago? She's aware of the message from Zachary Michael telling Amber not to contact him anymore and that he's blocking her. Yet she wasn't able to find all of the messages that Zach has shown Amber sent to him threatening to sue him, blocking him, then unblocking him everytime she wanted something (and bitching at him for not immediately responding at 3am to teach her how to use OBS)? Then threatening to strike his channel, then messaging him again to tell him what content he should post?

She knows every Amberverse detail, but ONLY from Amber's skewed perspective. Example: Aline here acknowledges that Norma GAVE the voice messages to Annie, but can't piece together that it's reasonable that (now dead) Norma gave Annie the voicemails with the INTENTION of Annie sharing them (because of how angry Norma was with Amber). And we have to ignore the voicemails until we get the verification from (still dead) Norma that she wanted them shared? Come ON, that's Amber-level absurdity.

Also, like Amber, this woman just can't see the forest for the trees. She can't see that Amber has DESIGNED her channel via her content (and likely the tags she uses), to lure in individuals with a past of trauma, with eating disorders, with food addictions, etc. They think they are finding their kin and it's a safe channel to watch for support and can go on their journey with her. Then once she gets a new following, she fucking turns on them and moans while stuffing her face on camera, breaking her diet, cuntily staring at the camera while she eats chocolates, chips, and icecream, triggering them all and messing with their 'mentulz' - then acts like a bitch and plays the victim for pity. Then she resets to lure more new victims into her trap. Now, they are all adults and are responsible for the content they consume, but you can at least UNDERSTAND why it affects them so much - at least, you can if you're not Amber. This is what caused her spurned fans to start looking a little closer at Amber, and then finding all of this shit going on behind the scenes.

This bitch totally gives off flying monkey vibes.
 
The frambabies wave will only last a few couple of days at best, most of them will forget about the {current thing to get angry about} and start to fight for {next thing to get angry about}. And the few masochistic enough to stay will rhulize the binge monster has been in charge since the beginning.

Of course, she's only barely comprehendible by native English speakers. I can imagine non-native speakers would only understand half (or less) of whatever she blathers on about
Actually, Amber is extremely A1 level to understand for a non-native speaker. She's really good as an anti-role model, her videos had helped me to understand how not to speak like an absolute idiot.
 
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It appears the frambabies (frambies? frams?) found the Hamber group on /reddit, so barged in and started telling them all they're haydurrrrzzzz and everyone should leave Hamber alone. The mods set the group to private. I haven't been this entertained for awhile, even it means no more free ranging over there from time to time to see what's happening. I could never be assed to make a /reddit account, or I'd request entry. lulz

Entertain me, peasants!

Shit, I forgot something the master "researcher" also missed while amassing her big brain o' Hamber: the FBI Frank fairy tale! Sorry, Frank. Didn't mean to leave you out, my dude.
Ah, had wondered what happened to it. Damn the French.
 
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