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baffles me how no one has sent her a turd in the mail yet
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she'd probably think it's chocolate and eat itbaffles me how no one has sent her a turd in the mail yet
I pray that if that ever happens, they include an Amberfied version of the letter to Babs in Pink Flamingos.baffles me how no one has sent her a turd in the mail yet
Isn't that the same shirt? She even has the SSRI daze going. Not her recording 9 videos on the same day and uploading them out of order again.
My particular area of expertise is Bariatric Surgery, so I’m watching this arc like a demon. I’ve worked with 5 bariatric surgeons from January 1985 until August 2021. I know my stuff.Secondly, has it ever occurred to you that some of us know what the fuck we’re talking about? We have varied backgrounds here.
lmao French people
she LIED ABOUT RAPE, RAPE IM SURE YOU FRENCH KNOW THAT WORD R A P E.
She filmed an underaged girl IN DRESSING ROOMS AND IN HER BIKINI, spoke about lesbian sex and tried to groom her
she lied about her ex's mother being sick
she manipulated her other slow ex gf to stay with her while her ex's mother was on her deathbed
she abuses animals, throws cats neglects her dog
shes not some poor sweet gorl who needs lub, DO YOUR RESEARCH
Defend that Omulette Du Fromage.
Sperging about other celebrities' google queries, doesn't understand why Amber generates so much content and so many pages of results. Checks out some dumb online petition with 5k signatures demanding AL's demonetization due to concern for her life, translates haydur community/nation into ''rager nation',' and sarcastically retorts that being poor will surely help her due to the USA's healthcare costs and since healthy food costs so much more than junk food because muh studies.
She must have missed the multiple videos where Hamber admits she a complete cunt when she isn't getting her way, especially about food. Seems to me her "research" is right up there with the people eating horse paste for covid. Or Hamber's "research" about....anything.Says that obesity gives people carte blanche to say whatever they want, except when it fits their narrative, in which case they declare people like AL sick. Says any speck of content is exploited by reactors to talk about her, even her entourage's weight which is somehow AL's fault. Plays a clip and thinks it's absurd that people will say in the same sentence that AL is making Becky gain weight, but that Becky's the one driving AL to eat out multiple times a day. ''Remember, kids- AL is a horrible, manipulative liar as soon as a small inconsistency is noticed, but that's only true for her. Others (reactors) can contradict themselves, sometimes even in the same sentence, they can change their minds and that's fine because we can distinguish what was truly meant, but AL can never contradict herself. Never.''
There's a solution for that, just like there's a solution for her muh mentalz or muh trauma or not seeing or listening to comments she doesn't want. All that "research" should have told you, dumbass, that these things have commonalities: they require discipline (stay away from reaction channels, do not read or turn off comments or get an ambaby to moderate them) or work (aforementioned discipline, attempting to trademark her ridiculous crutch phrases and imbecilic inability to pronounce words or be coherent, which here in the US there is an entire patent office for - the USPTO). Why is it that some people are so convinced that Hamber is powerless against any of this? Doing so is simply enabling her, by putting the burden on other people instead of her having agency enough in her life to lift one fat sausage finger to alleviate her muh trauma/muh mentalz. Fuck off.Talks about how that store is now closed, but that other merch stores using AL's amberisms or likeness exist and make money off her.
Which happened how many times? So much for yearly. Nice "research".Talks about the absurdity of organizing yearly events concerning AL- Ambercon, where reactors collaborate to discuss her.
Says Haydur Nation all hate each other, reads a recap about 15 minutes in of some of their drama, I'm not translating that because everything I know about these people is against my will enough as it is. ''These people are truly enriching the Internet.'' Says AL was once accused of mocking Michael B Petty's weight, muppets their reaction of ''HEY, it's not nice to make fun of someone's weight!''. Shows AL's apology for the incident, shows MBP's reaction saying that wasn't a true apology, and quips ''If that's not an apology, what more do you want, a blowjob?'' Shows the ''um, he gained weight, that's all I know'' AL clip, shows MBP clips of him mocking her weight or otherwise insulting her, and calls out the double standard. Again with the whole ''AL is the only one contradicting herself, UH-HUH'' bit.
When they're through with AL innocuous criticism, they attack those who are close to her and their extended circle and families. Clip of someone claiming that AL helped Becky's mother and their family with making a GFM despite them being homophobic and Norma having healthcare, says she didn't research Becky's family being homophobic because this is a video about AL, and because Norma is deceased. ''Wow, bitching on the dead, great idea, guys!''
Annoyed because people are attacking Amber on the brands she consumes from, notably Chick-fil-a on pride day (homophobia) and she says that she thought it was stupid, but looked it up and now their logic makes sense but it's still stupid. Explains that CFA has controversies regarding the LGB community, but says every multinational has a controversy and cites Apple, Nike, and Amazon as having committed human rights infringements as well. Says you can't whine about CFA if you've bought from Amazon.
Do not cow-tip, it doesn't help, she says. They will latch onto any fragment to make a big deal out of anyway. Your comment might be one of those fragments.
Stop watching reaction channels (which she does, frog, even though she lies and says she does not), don't read comments (ditto) or turn them off (she won't, because she makes less money to blow on cheap, tacky crap), stop answering IG Q&As (ditto on the lying). She won't do anything proactive, though, as she has built haydur nation. She cultivated it. All this bullshit from frog does exactly what Hamber expects and wants from people: excuses her shitty behavior and habits, and relieves her of any accountability or responsibility so she can continue to wallow in her narcissism and victimhood complex.(FUNNY because the sudden influx of French viewers of hers commenting is what made someone realize AL was covered by a franco YTer, which is why I translated these videos!)
What can Amberlynn do to stop all of this?
She says she can't explain the difference in treatment, but she has a small idea, presumably FAT.
If AL receives so much ire online, it's not because of her actions bc others have done much worse, but their bodies are normal.
If only she had the time, money, resources, and desire to change to do any fucking thing about that.This mostly with sad music. When she's having issues, her first hiding spot is food!
The HN videos are literally what YT describes as being against its rules. You might want to report the reaction channels but (BIG HINT) I don't think it would do anything (BIG HINT) I don't want to ask (my viewers) to do that because it would take forever and there's thousands and thousands and THOUSANDS of such videos online- on YT, on tiktok, on blogs, sites, tweets, merch, it never ends. Even if a few close down, they'd make it out to be her fault and she would be lynched. (The actual word she used, too!)
Concerning her obesity, if anyone ever helps her, it won't be randoms online but a fully equipped, large team of health professionals.
It appears the frambabies (frambies? frams?) found the Hamber group on /reddit, so barged in and started telling them all they're haydurrrrzzzz and everyone should leave Hamber alone. The mods set the group to private. I haven't been this entertained for awhile, even it means no more free ranging over there from time to time to see what's happening. I could never be assed to make a /reddit account, or I'd request entry. lulz
Entertain me, peasants!
Couldn't figure out why YDHB haters defended Hamu and even calls her intelligent for the longest. I haven't even heard of any real stories of abuse like what's been documented by Amber so I figured she must've done things as horrid. Turns out her only crime is that she's still able to walk. That whole community are all triple-wide narcs just like her.If ALR was thin and had the same personality and track record, she wouldn't have an ounce of support. The only reason she gets support (granted, it's from idiots and MUH FATPHOBIA warriors) is BECAUSE she's fat.
The Frog Fuckers wouldn't support Big Al if she were thin, I wonder why? I guess ''skinny saviours'' exist. Swooping in to protect the fatties.
I dont like Zach but he is one of the fairest to Amber out of all the channels. It does not take a rocket scientist to figure out that Hamber is a vindictive, self-serving cunt. Come on no one fucking talks to her. If someone has no one even family around them they are probably a cunt. I suspect these French fucks will fuck off in the next couple of months because Amber is really boring even for vlogger standards.
What makes you think they haven't? Amber made a remark in a previous video that she gets nervous opening the mail because she's been sent some... and then made a strange face and quickly changed topic. I'm sure she's tried to film a few fan mail segments, only to have to scrap the footage because she got something disgusting or humiliating. For example, I'd be surprised if at least ONE of her haydurz hasn't yet sent her a giagantic dildo just to fuck with her (figuratively AND literally, I suppose).baffles me how no one has sent her a turd in the mail yet
Can't properly quote you. I think that happens whenever someone does a long post. Because if you do a long post, then I do a long response, it might create a MEGA POST OF PURE AUTISM - which could rip a hole in the fabric of space-time large enough to collapse the universe!@Triple Flutz said:
I find myself with more free time than expected. Anyway, like before, no real reacting and I'm really just translating her words, I'm going to leave the chimping out about inaccuracies and all-around idiocy to those inclined, if any. I also notice that she's wearing a tattoo choker like AL lmao. LONGER, the video is shorter but she says more things ''of note'' as far as documentation goes, but it would be short if I were just looking at what's novel or true.
My next recced video about her is about Venus Angelic or whatever her name was. Fuck this.
Actually, Amber is extremely A1 level to understand for a non-native speaker. She's really good as an anti-role model, her videos had helped me to understand how not to speak like an absolute idiot.Of course, she's only barely comprehendible by native English speakers. I can imagine non-native speakers would only understand half (or less) of whatever she blathers on about
Ah, had wondered what happened to it. Damn the French.It appears the frambabies (frambies? frams?) found the Hamber group on /reddit, so barged in and started telling them all they're haydurrrrzzzz and everyone should leave Hamber alone. The mods set the group to private. I haven't been this entertained for awhile, even it means no more free ranging over there from time to time to see what's happening. I could never be assed to make a /reddit account, or I'd request entry. lulz
Entertain me, peasants!
Shit, I forgot something the master "researcher" also missed while amassing her big brain o' Hamber: the FBI Frank fairy tale! Sorry, Frank. Didn't mean to leave you out, my dude.