Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
I don't particularly consider myself an Amber expert but I've not been able to rationalize her current set of actions with someone legitimately seeking to lose weight by any means. My previous post(s) points out how her only supporters who watch through her videos allowing ads to pay her are people her own size. There's nothing here for her, if she loses weight her followers will accuse her of fatphobia and if she stays the same her followers will become disinterested. There's not a damn thing this 600 lb toddlerwoman can do but actually change at the physical, mental and emotional level to keep an audience that will pay her bills, including buying Jade a new pair of Jordans and/or AF1's every week.
Her set of actions at any time don’t aim at weight loss. Her behaviours are always designed to keep current interest in her and her channel. She’s happy with constantly disappointing her supporters becuase she relies on the quick turnover of youtuber viewers. As new, excited and enthusiastic people join, gradually see through her and turn to haydurs, there’s always new viewers coming up.
She doesn’t need to keep viewers happy long term. She just needs to create short term drama, interest and promise upcoming things to thrill, that never have to actually happen . As long as she keeps a certain amount of clicks on any one video, it doesn’t matter who they are….long term supporters or new and temporary ones.
This won’t last. The key to keeping your YouTube successful long term is to build up a large and dedicated fanbase. Even then, no YouTube channel lasts very long term. People and fashionable styles move on.
 

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Feb 02, 2023

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...and back to the usual stupidity.

We are now witnessing the retrofitting of the Binge Monster. BED?! Nah, just a spot of boredom. I would like to hear ex-girlfriend testimony about that one. She was so bored, in the middle of the night, to get massive shit that she didn't even taste! Timers and diamond painting will surely solve that!

Back in Psych 101, there was a study of institutionalized mental patients who would wait for hours outside the cafeteria before meals. There was a lot of pontificating about the effect of meds, and their disorders' effect on appetite regulation. No, turns out they just had NOTHING else to do. Huh.
 
No, turns out they just had NOTHING else to do.
Xactly.

The totally mundane shit she considers her "life" and tries to sell to anybody that actually clicks her channel...

Well, I took a wonderful shit this afternoon. Should I post it on my YouTube?

No... my hot shit is only TikTok tier. Maybe I can become a shit influencer. How many views does it take to become a viral shit?
 

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Feb 02, 2023

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Do my eyes deceive me or did she dox her cyber security expert gorlfriend again? :lol:

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Do my eyes deceive me or did she dox her cyber security expert gorlfriend again? :lol:

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You know how in shitty horror movies about ghosts inside technology that there’s always a scene where someone enhances a video or photo only to see a blurry ghost pop up?

That’s what that closeup crop of Jade’s face looks and feels like
 
All the cred to @low sodium for posting the archives so I don't have to give that obese grizzly any views, but God help me and muh mentalz for clicking on that shit.

I have never understood the claim that "we don't hate Amber for her weight, it's because of her actions". I read it here, I hear reaction channels say it. It has to be some deep rooted political correctness that just can't be beaten out of people.

I for one am 110% grossed out by her because of her weight. I wouldn't find it repulsive if a normal weight person said they were going to "eat for the funzies of it", I wouldn't care. If a normal weight person was sitting on their ass doing diamond puzzles I wouldn't care, but shelf ass should tread water 20 h per day. If a normal weight person eats I don't get repulsed, if grizzly as much as nibbles on an apple I want to punch her in the face. I see a dishevelled addict in the street I notice their lack of hygiene but Amber looks smelly. All this because she is fat, it's so gross. It makes her totally unlikable in every way (yet fascinating). She opens a cabinet and I hate how she does it because she is fat.

Thank God the groceries came in paper bags. It's not like those paper bags contained a million plastic bags and containers... Tapped out there, couldn't finish it. There is always some hero in this thread that posts her weight, I'll keep lurking.
 
I have never understood the claim that "we don't hate Amber for her weight, it's because of her actions". I read it here, I hear reaction channels say it. It has to be some deep rooted political correctness that just can't be beaten out of people.
I'm not sure if it's political correctness but I suppose in most cases it is leaning towards it or at the very least just a counter to her incessant cries of fatphobia as the primary cause. I'm mostly indifferent but I don't ever associate with fatties, the older and fatter they are the more pathological they've become and there's no rewiring such in-your-face advertisement of living a life of sin. It does however become secondary fodder when you're a pseudo-sentient clump of fat cells that's become a parasite to anything willing to breathe in what is now likely 98.02% bacteria, mold and flailing grease, then the savage comes out and thoughts of abortion comes to the forefront.

TL;DR If fat, stay away, if annoying parasitic abusive narcissist fat, become militant and uppercut lard for any reason(s)
 
You know how in shitty horror movies about ghosts inside technology that there’s always a scene where someone enhances a video or photo only to see a blurry ghost pop up?

That’s what that closeup crop of Jade’s face looks and feels like
Everyone who sees her face is cursed to die in 7 days. We are doomed.
 
It's funny watching this 500 smooth brained cunt try to undo years of saying she has a diagnosed eating disorder and change the narrative to "Eh just bored". Apparently disordered eating has magically fixed itself in a couple weeks.
She's trying to head off poo touchers sending all her BED diagnosis statements over the years to the weight loss clinic.
 
She's trying to head off poo touchers sending all her BED diagnosis statements over the years to the weight loss clinic.
I don't think she's that forward thinking, it's actually her NPD that's telling her that these people will watch all her videos and she knows that if they know that she has BED she'll be disqualified. If she could think past the next month she'd have enough passive income to buy off a baddie to prove she's a proper lesbian, instead of some sentient shallow lard that would love male attention if she could only get a 10/10. I'm not convinced she's a lesbian, she's just an extreme case of being too good for an ugly dude.
 
I do believe Amber is a lesbian, or at least caretakersexual/asexual. If she wanted a male butler, she could easily get one like Chantal or Tammy. The downside is that all her candidates surely would gonna be a mix of weirdos and sick fucks. Another possibility is that she holds some kind of trauma, and so she cannot feel comfortable near men, unless they are harmless (gay) like Eric and Ricky.
 
I have never understood the claim that "we don't hate Amber for her weight, it's because of her actions". I read it here, I hear reaction channels say it. It has to be some deep rooted political correctness that just can't be beaten out of people.
Skinny lying greedy sloths get hate too you guise!

Personally I don't hate because of the fat, but she uses the fat as a way to manipulate people and deflect when being called out for other shit. The fat is a visible reminder of her gluttony even if she doesn't eat on camera.

Amber will never lose weight if she has any control over it. If she gets a chunk of her digestive system removed she will find a way to not lose too much. She'll be putting butter and heavy cream in smoothies or something.
Amber likes being fat, she thinks she's pretty.
 
I do believe Amber is a lesbian, or at least caretakersexual/asexual. If she wanted a male butler, she could easily get one like Chantal or Tammy. The downside is that all her candidates surely would gonna be a mix of weirdos and sick fucks. Another possibility is that she holds some kind of trauma, and so she cannot feel comfortable near men, unless they are harmless (gay) like Eric and Ricky.
Hamber is most likely bisexual, she admitted that she had a crush on Eric.
Skinny lying greedy sloths get hate too you guise!

Personally I don't hate because of the fat, but she uses the fat as a way to manipulate people and deflect when being called out for other shit. The fat is a visible reminder of her gluttony even if she doesn't eat on camera.

Amber will never lose weight if she has any control over it. If she gets a chunk of her digestive system removed she will find a way to not lose too much. She'll be putting butter and heavy cream in smoothies or something.
Amber likes being fat, she thinks she's pretty.
Because Hamber doesn't even care about losing weight, her being a TLC circus show covers her entire personality and career. She'd lose everything if she became skinny, her morbid obesity is the only thing making her a quirky gorl.

Ozempiclynn was doomed from the start, because it suppressed her food addiction while she conditioned herself into thinking that she MUST scarf down thousands of calories every day.
 
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