Bob the Builder
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- Feb 6, 2022
You know it's none of my business but if you are chronically obese and you try dieting and exercise and it doesn't work after a year, they'd probably consider you a candidate for medical weight loss surgery. I'm just saying.
Let me guess, the soda wasn't diet
Uh so she has had weight loss surgery already?I watched the archive when it popped up here, but didn't write a reeecap while writing it. It's not particularily memorable, so I'll just give a basic rundown (because I'm NOT rewatching it). This is out of order.
According the placards, and her saying the date in one scene, this video supposedly covers January 31st to February 1st. She weighed herself on the first, and was 511.something lbs, already down a few lbs from Sunday, and 8.something lbs down from the 520 she started at. She talks about how it's all finally clicked for her.
She tells the audience not to come for her, because she'll be using instacart and food deliveries more frequently now, because she doesn't want to get triggered by nummy-nums in the store and worries she's not strong enough to avoid the snackypoos. She's also going to order far more frequently and get smaller deliveries... I think so there isn't as much food in the house? I don't know. I got the vibe that since she's trying to eat less, she's going to spend that free time obsessing over grocery deliveries and to feed her shopping compulsion - but maybe that's just me.
She does a small grocery haul. I don't remember what was there other than cocktail shrimp and a canister of nuts.
She finished the first diamond art 'painting', and is now working on her Starry Night 'painting'. "So therapeutic". I'd correct that to 'so distracting', and would recommend she spend that therapeutic time on ACTUAL therapy, but whatever. This isn't any more harmful to her than her doodles or scratch art or assembling LEGO, or any of her other distractions.
Um... what else? Oh yeah, she shows off the corner of the office that used to have that chair that Jade and Amber raced to Walmart to buy before the last one sold out. She doesn't mention where it went (GoodWill?). Now there is a white laminiated OSB endtable with black metal legs in that corner. On top of it is one of those 'old-timey' looking woodgrain record players that Walmart sells, and a bunch of records in one of the cubbies underneath. I guess collecting vinyls will be the new time and money sink. She has all of the classics, such as Billie Elish (or whatever her name is).
Rarity says 'mew'.
Amber shows us trait #738,303,049,202 that makes her quorky and not like other gorls. She carries around a can of soda and a bottle of water. And to get her water in, she takes a tiny sip of water every time she takes a sip of pop. She boasts that she used to get her water in by chugging a 16oz bottle at once, which completely goes against what she said two minutes before that she was drinking 4-5 cans of pop per day and no water. Anyway, she's working on 'sipping' now instead of gulping, because the WLS told her that she wouldn't be able to gulp after the surgery. To my knowledge, he also told her she wouldn't be able to have pop, but I guess one impossible thing at a time.
Oh, Amber's food. SO DUMB: 4 cocktail shrimp pre-dipped in sauce, 5 watermellon chunks, about 3 pineapple chunks, two sliver-sized slices of apple, 1 1/2 to 2 Tbsp of nuts, about 1 1/2 Tbsp of wasabi peas, half a dozen olives, and maybe about 1/2 cup of cottage cheese. So, back to unbalanced "meals" of random shit with completely unrealistic portions. For example, I believe shrimp that size are approximately 15 per 80 calorie portion, and about 20ish grams of protein, give or take. Eating 4 is just retarded (unless you're 3 years old or something).
Amber did some sort of course for the weight-loss doctor - which ended up being with a dietician. I don't remember exactly what she was blabbing on about, but the vibe was that she felt vindicated about how much she knew about nutrition. And yes, this was in the same video as her retarded snack platter meal that you would have at a party or something. She's INSUFFERABLE in this video as if she's just got it all figured out, and it's so easy - you just don't eat. Then she admits it's hard and she cries at night about not being able to eat, or something like that.
All in all, this video felt EXACTLY like those videos she did in the two weeks after shrimpgate where she was pretending that it had finally clicked for her and she was ready to save her life. Showing absurdly small portions, emphasizing how much water she's drinking, GIVING WEIGHTLOSS ADVICE TO HER AUDIENCE. It's just... yeah.
Let me guess, the soda wasn't diet